Male God Cultivation Manual

"It's getting late," Yukimura looked at the time, "Let's go to the tennis club, otherwise it will be too late."

Bu Er smiled with eyebrows and eyes crooked, "I had a very happy chat before I knew it." He always thought that Li Haida's minister was a serious person, but after these two encounters, he found that it was not the case.Usually Yukimura is a very gentle boy with interesting hobbies, besides that, he also has certain attributes that are compatible with him.

"Yeah." The alienation in Yukimura's smile has long since melted during the conversation, he really didn't feel wrong, and Fuer was indeed very friendly with him in some ways.

Feng He, who watched the two chatting the whole time, was noncommittal about this, and got up silently to leave.

"Huh?" Yukimura also felt that someone was extraordinarily silent today. Although he is usually not a talkative person, it is rare and rare, "Wind, are you feeling uncomfortable today?"

Bu'er heard the words and looked over, "What's the matter?" He sized him up worriedly, "It was fine when I first came here."

"It's okay." It can't be enough to just listen to you chatting, and the two black-bellies are happy to meet each other.Feng He suppressed the desire to look sideways at the two of them, and shook off the boring thoughts in his mind, "Xingmura, what is the tennis club's program this time?" It should be time to reveal the answer.

Yukimura didn't hold back when he heard the words, "It's a drama." He laughed as he spoke, "Or, it's a comedy."

"A comedy?" Fuji asked curiously, "What are you going to do?"

"Fairy tale," Yukimura said with a smile that couldn't help but smile on his blue eyes, ""The Daughter of the Sea."

It turned out to be the Little Mermaid, and it really was a big surprise. Feng He said that he couldn't wait to see which unlucky guy was wearing a fishtail suit.

Although he knew definitely not, he secretly looked forward to the bikini.

It's a terrible bad taste.

Unlike the haunted house that was remodeled in the social office last year, this time because the performance is a pure drama, the venue for the performance is a small theater on the campus of Lihai University.

When the three walked in, there were already many members of the tennis club preparing various props on the stage.Now seeing Yukimura coming over, they all greeted the minister, and when they saw Fenghe, many people also smiled, or called seniors or greeted by name, which shows that Fenghe's popularity in Lihai University is not bad.

After everyone had finished greeting, Buer said with a bit of admiration, "It seems to be well prepared." The production of various props can be seen with care.

"Because at the Unabara Festival, all clubs have to be scored uniformly and included in the club results." Yukimura made no secret of the tennis club's ambitions, "We also want to win the championship."

Bu Er, who already had a good understanding of Li Haida's style, nodded, "I see." Li Haida is indeed the number one in the country, which seems to be interesting.

After admiring the colored plates pretending to be sea water, Feng He turned to look at Yukimura, "Who is the Little Mermaid?"

After hearing the words, Fuji also looked over curiously.

Yukimura smiled mysteriously, "Do you want to go and have a look?" The effect of what he said was far worse than what he said.

Feng He and Bu Er looked at each other and nodded at the same time.

Yukimura led the two to the backstage. As soon as they entered the dressing room, they heard a wailing, "I can't walk with this kind of skirt!"

Feng He almost didn't laugh, he knew who was going to wear the mermaid skirt, and it was only the poor little kelp.

Hearing the sound, Fuji pressed his fingers to his lips and smiled, "It's Kirihara-kun?"

"Well, it's Chi Ye." Feng He suppressed his smile, "It seems that he is the Little Mermaid."

Yukimura nodded, although his eyes were full of smiles, he said it kindly, "That's right, Chi is our Little Mermaid."

The three walked into the room while talking, and saw other familiar people inside chatting in a circle.

Marui blew bubbles, "It's okay, anyway, as long as you wear this kind of skirt for the first half, you can wear other skirts when the little mermaid turns into a human."

"Didn't it be fine during the rehearsal before?" Jackal glanced at the miserable little kelp, "Why did he call out suddenly when the show started?" His costume was even worse, and he didn't see him call out.

"That's right." Liu squinted his eyes, his indifferent face was a little serious, "Chi Ye, you have to do what you promised."

"Maybe, after playing, you will find that it is more interesting than you imagined." Nioh also chimed in, "puri."

"But I didn't say it was this kind of skirt before!" Surrounded in the middle, Kirihara shouted unwillingly. Although he said it was a skirt, he accepted it, but this kind of skirt is too exaggerated!

"What happened?" Yukimura's gentle and steady voice sounded behind everyone.

"Minister Yukimura!" Kirihara yelled out as if grasping at a straw, "This kind of skirt is too scary!"

The others also turned their heads and moved away after seeing Yukimura Fuhe and others, revealing the "Little Mermaid" surrounded by people.

I saw Kirihara, the leading actor this time, sitting on a few prop boxes. He wore a cute top with puffy sleeves on his upper body, and a fishtail-like skirt on his lower body. The skirt was gorgeously decorated, and the fish scales on it shone under the light. .

It was indeed a beautiful mermaid skirt, but the two legs were firmly bound in the mermaid tail and could not move at all.

Now combined with Kamikirihara's expression of calling Yukimura, it looks really pitiful.

Feng He silently looked away, he was really afraid that if he took another look, he couldn't help but laugh, in fact, it was really suitable hahahaha.

Bu Er didn't have as many scruples as Feng He, and when he saw Qie Yuan's current situation clearly, he immediately smiled.

Kirihara, who was originally called Director Yukimura, was stunned when he saw the people brought by Yukimura, Kaze-senpai, Fuji-senpai...

Then the whole person turned into a statue called The Little Mermaid in an instant, and it looked like it was about to crack.

Feng He coughed lightly to suppress his smile, Chi Ye had already worked very hard, he couldn't laugh, "Are you ready to go on stage?"

Marui rested his hands behind his head, "Yeah, we're about to go on stage, and Aka is starting to get awkward."

"Why?" Feng He looked serious, pretending that he really didn't know anything.

"It's not because of the skirt." Marui glanced at the cracked Akaya, "It's not that he wants to wear the skirt alone." Really, don't everyone wear it? As for the current situation?

Isn't Chi also the only one who wants to wear a skirt?

Feng He turned his gaze to Marui, "What role are you playing?"

Marui spread his hands, "The princess of the neighboring country who married the prince."

Well, luckily he had laughed once before, so he could hold back this time.

So Fenghe just nodded lightly, and then looked at Kirihara, "Chiya, if you just perform on stage, just hold on for a while, our tennis club can't lose to the baseball club this year." Pfft, no, he still wanted to laugh , He should still be speaking very seriously and without flaws.

"That's right," King Ni leaned over and put it directly on Feng He's shoulders, "It's just a skirt, if the performance requires it, Feng will also wear it." It's a pity that Feng just went to Qingxue as an exchange student this time , otherwise he would never have escaped.

Feng He glanced over immediately, thank you so much for using me as an example.

The fraudster returned him with a lazy smile, putting his weight on Fenghe's shoulders, "puri."

After hearing this sentence, Kirihara finally recovered from that weathered state, "Senior Feng also wears it?"

Fenghe wanted to help her forehead when she heard the words, why did you only hear this one after so many persuasions?

But he didn't dare to set the flag at will, so he could only put on a cold face, "Anyway, the performance is about to start, come on." Well, don't be careless, if he says something he will, so let him wear it.

Although he didn't mind wearing a skirt at all if it was the way he was in his previous life, or after using the card, but now with this indifferent boyish face, it's better...forget it.

Thinking about it, I feel that the picture is so beautiful that I can't bear to look directly at it.

Although reluctant to do so, under the care of seniors in Lihai, encouraged by Minister Yukimura, and spurred by Vice Minister Sanada's iron fist, Kirihara still had to wear a mermaid skirt on stage.

It is rare to have such an opportunity, and Feng He didn't look at the side from the backstage, and directly pulled Bu Er to sit in the middle of the front row of the auditorium below, which is the most favorable position.

The lights in the theater were dimmed, the curtains on the stage were drawn, and the gentle and clear voice of Yukimura sounded along with the music, "A long time ago, in the depths of the sea, the water was so blue, like the most beautiful arrowhead. Chrysanthemum petals, so clear at the same time, like the brightest glass..."

Yukimura was using it as a reminder, this thought came to Fenghe's mind.

With the melodious voice of the Son of God, the story of the adapted version of Hai's Daughter officially begins.

The little mermaid is sitting on the back of the waves, slapping the surface of the sea boredly, "The world under the sea is really boring, there are no fun games, and I am forced to learn some strange princess lessons every day. It’s fine if you don’t go to class and just play.”

Feng He almost couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, this is simply a portrayal of Chi Ye himself, no wonder there is still some meaning in reading it.

"I heard," the mermaid princess propped herself up, "there are all kinds of interesting things on the land, and I don't know how to play it. I really want to go to the land to see it."

The mermaid princess who said this saw the lights on the boat from a distance, "Huh? There seems to be a boat there, it seems very lively, go and have a look."

The gentle sound of the inscription reminded the progress of the plot, "Today is the prince's 15th birthday. The fireworks illuminated the night sky with colorful lights, and the banquet on the boat was very lively..."

The lively music sounded, and the prince took his entourage onto the bow.

Although the prince in a medieval Western-style dress has a serious face, his figure is tall and straight, and he looks mighty and heroic.

It's just... It's not like the 15 years old mentioned in the inscription.

"Sanada did a good job." While watching the progress of the plot on the stage, Fuji turned his head and smiled in a low voice.

"Well, he is very serious in everything he does." Even if he is acting in a stage play, "It was the same at the Deacon Cafe before." very good.

"Kirihara is also very serious." Fuji looked at the Little Mermaid who was lying on the waves and looking up at the prince at the bow, and also praised.

Feng He thought for a while, and then honestly commented, "Perform in true colors." The way he looked at the prince was not at all dreamy, but rather like the feeling that I must beat you and stand there.

So Buer thought of the guide who was holding a lamp in the haunted house in Lihai last year and had a desolate and temperamental face, and he smiled like a crescent moon in an instant.

That kind of wind is also said to be a real performance.

Because of an accidental shipwreck, the prince fell into the sea, and the little mermaid swam to save the prince, who had passed out in the sea.

The little mermaid who was worried about the prince shook the prince vigorously, "Hey, wake up, wake up." Seeing that there was no response, she simply punched the prince in the face, "Wake up!"

The prince is still obsessed with coma.

"Pfft." Fuji, who had a rather low laugh, laughed out, "Is Sanada alright?"

"Ah." It was difficult for Sanada, Feng He silently lit a candle for the deputy minister, the red fist just now was definitely hard, he couldn't take the opportunity to retaliate against the enemy who was usually beaten, why? I feel very suspicious.

Unable to wake up the prince, the Little Mermaid had no choice but to put him on a safe beach, and then reluctantly left.

The little mermaid fell in love with the prince at first sight and longed for life on the ground. After returning to the bottom of the sea, she found the most famous witch in the sea. She wanted a pair of walking legs.

The cloaked witch held a bottle of strange-looking drink, "Just drink this potion, and your fish tail can be transformed into human legs, but in exchange, you have to take the most wonderful thing in your sea. Give me the voice, puri."

"My voice." The little mermaid showed a terrified expression. She never thought about the day when she would lose her voice.

"Yes, this is the content of the deal." The witch grinned maliciously, "Also, if you don't get the prince's love, you will turn into the surface of the sea when the sun rises the bubble."

After thinking for a while, the little mermaid agreed to the witch's request. She really wanted a pair of human legs. With legs, she could walk and run on land, and she could see the handsome prince again. Your Highness.

"I agree to your request, but are you sure you can get rid of this by drinking that potion?" The little mermaid tugged at her mermaid skirt in disgust, her genuine expression caused chuckles from the audience.

"Of course, trust me." With a mysterious smile, the witch handed the potion to the Little Mermaid.

Thinking of what he saw backstage before going on stage, Fuji also laughed, "Kirihara-kun really doesn't like that fishtail skirt."

"Ah." It's me, I don't like that skirt either, although it is indeed beautifully made, but I can't walk in it, I can only dance with my legs together.

No, he seems to have made up a lot of content in his brain, so he raised his forehead.

"I should change clothes later." Feng He tried his best to grab his thoughts and said while looking at the curtain that was pulled down during the scene change.

"Looks like it's still a skirt." Mimi looked forward to it with a smile.

"At least I can walk well." Feng He looked at the sky, and the skirt was pretty good.

Feng He thought that the plot would go on as he thought, but when the curtain opened, he realized that he was too naive.

The so-called comedy really adds a lot of interesting elements, such as now.

Jackal, who played the role of a turtle with a turtle shell on his back, lay on the shore, "Princess, you can't go to the shore, you are the daughter of the sea, and you can't adapt to life on the shore."

After changing to another skirt, the little mermaid finally had legs and firmly rejected the turtle's plea. Although she couldn't speak, she could make gestures and push the turtle into the sea.

"Princess, you can't do this!" The turtle was still chattering and persuading, "The people on the shore are too complicated, you will be deceived by them."

A cross burst out on the little mermaid's forehead, another cross burst out, and finally she couldn't bear it any longer, and kicked the turtle back into the sea.

"Princess~~" The turtle still screamed after being thrown into the sea.

The little mermaid ignored him, she was constantly looking at her new legs, and the subtitles of the narration showed her mental activities-much easier to use than fish tails.

The whole room burst into laughter.

"This script is too creative." Fuji also laughed.

Feng He also wanted to laugh, but Mission held back, "Yeah, it's well written." No wonder Yukimura emphasized that it was a comedy, it was really funny.

"I just feel that Mr. Jackal is a bit pitiful." Fuji said with some sympathy.

"Cough, a little." Feng He didn't know whether it was more pitiful to play the turtle or the horse.

The little mermaid finally had two legs and was able to go ashore, but was picked up by the prince who came for a walk by the beach.The Little Mermaid, who has never been to land and knows nothing, finds everything novel and interesting in everything she does.She felt that life on land was too colorful, not as cold and lonely as at the bottom of the sea. Of course, the most important thing was that no one forced her to study here!

The serious prince cared so much about the speechless orphan girl that the little mermaid thought she had won the prince's love.Until one day, she was told to come together to prepare for the wedding of the prince and the princess of a neighboring country.

When the prince was in shipwreck, he was rescued by the princess of the neighboring country. The two were really a match made in heaven.

Like the prince's birthday party, the wedding will be held on a newly built ship.

On this magnificently decorated ship, the little mermaid met the prince's fiancée, the princess of a neighboring country, for the first time.

The red-haired princess is holding a fan, standing next to the prince and smiling happily, her sunny smile is quite contagious.

If the prince and princess get married, she will turn into the foam on the surface of the sea.

The little mermaid, who ran away crying when she saw a princess from a neighboring country, lay on the side of the boat, covering her face and crying.

"Dear sister," said the little mermaid's sister who raised her head from the waves, and the sister with glasses held up a dagger, "This is the dagger I bought from the sea witch, use it to insert into the prince's heart .When his blood flows to your legs, your legs will turn back into fish tails, so you can go back to the sea."

The little mermaid took the dagger, she couldn't speak, she could only gesture, she didn't want to kill the prince.

"I don't want to see you turn into sea foam." After the mermaid princess' sister finished, she swam away with the waves.

Feng He noticed that he was not wearing a mermaid skirt because he was always covered by the waves.

It's no wonder that little kelp is crying so much, he's the only one who wants to wear it.

The little mermaid with the dagger came back to the prince. When the prince saw her, he beckoned her to come closer, "Come here, and I will introduce you to my bride," the prince said with a bit of pride, "She is the kindest girl in the world. girl."

The prince's bride opened her fan and covered her lips with a smile, "Hehe."

The little mermaid approached the prince, and she hid the dagger behind her back.

站在王子身边，小美人鱼迟疑的看看匕首，又看看王子，终于扔下匕首，一咬牙，一拳揍在王子的脸上，她还是舍不得杀死心爱的王子。

After the beating, in the confusion, the Little Mermaid ran to the side of the boat, and when she died, she wanted to go back to the sea.

Just as the little mermaid was about to jump over the railing, the prince rushed out of the cabin suddenly, "Wait a minute."

The Little Mermaid paused, wasn't the prince at the wedding banquet?How would it appear here?

The prince ran behind the little mermaid, "I finally know that the girl who rescued me was not the princess of the neighboring country, but you."

The little mermaid turned around in surprise, and saw the prince's hand on her chest, "The girl who saved me gave me a punch to wake me up. When you hit me just now, I was sure that you were the girl who saved me. So my The savior has always been by my side, but I didn't know it," the prince made up his mind, "I'm sorry, but I still ask you to be my bride."

The little mermaid laughed, and she never climbed over the railing again. After climbing down from above, she happily threw herself into the arms of the prince.

This time, The Little Mermaid has a happy ending.

"That's great, it's a happy ending." After laughing, Buer also sighed.

"Ah." Feng He nodded in agreement. Even if he knew that the fairy tale ended with the little mermaid turning into bubbles, he still couldn't help but look forward to a happy ending. This is human nature.Now it is great to see that the adapted script can give such an ending, "It seems that it is not over yet." Although the curtain is drawn, it seems that it is only an intermission. Don't know what's behind.

"Well, I'm looking forward to it." Fujiya said after laughing for a while.

"Indeed." Feng He raised the corners of her lips slightly, what is there in the end, a happy wedding?

While the two were talking, someone suddenly bent down across the aisle and ran to Feng He, "Feng, come here quickly."

Feng He lowered his head to see the person clearly, and was a little surprised, "Jackal?" What did you tell him to do while he was acting?

"Come here quickly." The jackal didn't say much, just said anxiously.

Although he didn't know what to ask him to do, he still talked to Fuji and followed Jackal to stand up and walk out of the auditorium.

"What happened?" Feng He couldn't help asking on the way to the backstage.

"I need your help with something." Jackal led Feng He to walk quickly.

Wait, I need his help. Couldn't it be that the Little Mermaid's dress was torn like Cinderella's at that time and needs to be replaced?

No, no, he is taller than Little Kelp now, if it is this kind of skirt repaired and changed to make it smaller, it is impossible to find him, so what kind of help is needed from him?

With a head full of fog, Feng He was led backstage by the Jackal.

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It's comedy, comedy, ahem, poof~

Thanks to the lovely little angel of mine.