I, wear books, slap in the face, and farm

Fengtong County, Dongbai Village.

??The cool morning is a good time to go to the fields to work, but the villagers of Dongbai Village are bustling around the grain drying field, stretching their necks to watch the excitement.

?? There is no other reason, but because the protagonists who are arguing are the two most famous families in the village, one is the famous Zhu family, and the other is the notorious Zhong family.Both families are good fighters in the fight in the village, with strong fighting power, no one dared to go up and intervene, only Li Zheng's tired hiss tried his best to persuade them to fight.

"Old witch, get up quickly! If you don't get up again, I will really make you lie in bed for the rest of your life! Peng Ci actually came in front of this girl, and told you, this girl doesn't like you... Big brother two Brother three, brother four, brother five, take the stick, if the old witch doesn’t get up again, you will each give her a stick, and our family can afford to pay for it!”

?? "Hey, you are so cruel and merciless, you are not afraid that you will not be able to marry! An outsider actually bullied our villagers who have been rooted in the village for nine generations, and bullied the elders. Listen, everyone, listen to what you are talking about. How can there be such a thing in the world?" Such an outrageous and unruly girl, it is reasonable to hurt someone..."

"Wuwu, nephew, you are the leader of our village, you have to make decisions for the old aunt, otherwise when I go back, I will make a way for my head to come up to you, and have a good chat with you at night, so that you can remember me well How did the dead ghost save you, you wolf-hearted wolf with white eyes!"

?? Li Zheng: "..."

??Everyone: "..."

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??Qiu Qi stood in the corner, watching the farce on the opposite side with a dull expression. He had no intention of going up to help break the fight, nor did he have the desire to gossip with other villagers.

??Because it has nothing to do with him, even though he is now the grandson of the old lady who got into trouble in the quarrel, but it has nothing to do with him, he just wants to go back to his own world, he Only when your brain is broken will you give up your original life and suffer in this virtual world!

??Yes, this is a virtual world, although all the touch and senses are so real that it is almost indistinguishable from the real world.

??Half an hour ago, he was sleeping at home and suddenly bound a thing called "Villain System".

??According to the system explanation, the other party came from a high-level plane, where the technology is very advanced, so the entertainment methods are also very high-end.

??Interstellar has developed a star network game called The Sims. Players can choose different novel backgrounds, and then enter the game to experience the lives of the protagonists in various awesome scenes to satisfy their spiritual pursuits.

??In order to make the game more realistic and interesting, after all players enter the world, there is no fixed strategy mode. All results are completely left to the player's choice and development, and the game plot is more flexible.

?? But this approach has a big disadvantage, that is, the plot can easily get out of control, so the villain system came into being. Some people are selected from other low-level planes to play various supporting roles and villains in the world, so as to control the normal development of the plot.

??Simply put, the selected host is an intelligent NPC.

?? "As long as the task is completed, we will have great rewards. Immortality, wealth and power, food and drink... Only you can't think of it, no system can't do it. With such an opportunity, what are you thinking about, the host? Why don't you take advantage of the opportunity? Grab it!"

??The very humane machine voice sounded again, attentively persuading.

??It's a pity that Qiu Qi doesn't want to listen to the system, and he doesn't care about the so-called rewards, "I don't want rewards, send me back."

??There is no such thing as a pie in the sky. The task of the system is simple, but the actual taste is a huge hole. It’s so good. Why doesn’t the Interstellar company find people from their own plane?

??When he was stupid, the supporting villain in the novel was the abused Zhuer, who didn't end well from the beginning to the end, no matter how miserable it was.If you do a few more tasks like this, no matter how good your mental quality is, you will have a mental breakdown. The reward is attractive, but the premise is that you have to enjoy your life.

??But such a decisive refusal made the system very puzzled and confused, and a little anxious, because it is not easy for them to find a host with strong psychological quality.

?? "Host, please think about it carefully. The world you live in is doomsday, with poor supplies and difficult survival. Why bother you? As long as you agree to do the task, you can not only get the final reward, but also enjoy a new life in the world. We This star network game is a 99.99% realistic simulation, it can be used as a real world life, any world is more comfortable than the end of the world..."

?? "In order to make up for the host's work pressure in the world, the system will also provide various kinds of help. The host can use the reward value to exchange various materials in the system store to improve the quality of life, and enjoy the benefits of prosperity, wealth, food and beauties."

??So, for a person who lives in a difficult end-time world and can't get enough to eat, what reason is there to refuse such a good thing!

?? But Qiu Qi remained unmoved.

??As a person who survived in the last days, his will is very firm, and his goals in life are absolutely clear.The place where he lives is indeed in the end of the world. Survival is difficult, the environment is harsh, and the world is like purgatory, but that is for others.

??His luck is very good. He awakened space abilities in the early days of the end of the world. He has no attack power, but he was reused and protected by the army. Later, when the base was established, he relied on his superb hacking skills to get a logistics job with a more stable life.

??Although all this cannot make him live comfortably in the last days, it can be regarded as a comfortable life. His greatest wish is to wait for death in the logistics department, until the establishment of a new civilization and the restoration of production order.

?? So, how hard is it for him to give up this kind of life and run to be some kind of villain supporting role to torture himself?

?? "Thank you, I don't need any rewards, I just want to continue to eat and die."

??Qiu Qi's attitude is firm, he is such a salty fish.

?? System: I have never seen someone so unambitious!

?? "If you are not willing to accept the host, then I am very sorry. For the sake of company confidentiality, we can only obliterate you. Your soul consciousness has been separated from your body for too long, and your real body is already brain-dead. Without our help, you Can't live anymore."

??If you can't do it softly, then you will be tough. The system is determined to force people to go to Liangshan. There are usually only two results of falling out of the sky: either you are forced to die or you are smashed to death.

??Essentially, the system does not allow people to choose at all. The good attitude just now is just a mask.

??Qiu Qi is silent. What he dislikes the most is being coerced and dominated, or in such a robber way.

?? "That is to say, you killed me? Then kidnapped my soul?"

?? System: "...As long as the host completes the task, we will help the host to resurrect in other planes and give rich rewards. Our simulated world allows the host to enjoy various lives, which is equivalent to a few more lifetimes. Life, you don't suffer."

??Qiu Qi hehe, "Then you really are the conscience of the industry, I have a question to ask."

?? "Host please tell me."

?? "If I agree to do the task, can I enter the world with my own abilities? Since your star network game simulation is comparable to the real world, the difficulties and injuries encountered in it are also very real. I will live and suffer, and I don’t feel relieved if there is no safety guarantee. I am going to do the task, not to suffer, are you right?”

?? "The host can earn bonus points and buy things in the system store. There are everything in it, including space rings."

?? As he said that, a list that looked like a Taobao shopping platform suddenly appeared in front of Qiu Qi. There were all materials, weapons, and panacea on it, including the abilities of supernatural beings. As long as there are reward values, they can be exchanged. The method of obtaining reward values ​​is as follows: Complete the villain tasks issued by the system.

??Qiu Qi automatically ignored those weapons and medicines, and swallowed his saliva on the picture of the food that seemed to be able to smell the smell: strawberry, grape, apple, cake, chocolate, braised beef, rice, noodles, dumplings, handmade pancakes, fried dough sticks, hot pot skewers... sizzling , The children in the next door are almost crying.

?? "Although the way our company chooses the host is not kind, the process is not important, and the result is definitely good for the host."

?? "For example, now, the host, you only need to quarrel with the hostess with the grandmother who helped you touch porcelain in the past, fight against each other, and do a villain thing that is easy to do, and you can get 10 reward points. You can buy a burner in the mall. Chicken, or roast duck, roast goose, roast chicken, roast duck, roast goose, roast ribs..."

??The system crackled and announced the name of the dish, and tried its best to attack the weak point.For a person in the last days who hasn't eaten a normal meal for nearly ten years, food is the biggest temptation.

??Qiu Qi pursed his lips, and the sound of hunger gushed out from the depths of his soul.

?? It's too much to tempt him to sacrifice his life with food.

??Qiu Qi closed his eyes resolutely.

?? "No, I want my ability. Without my ability, I don't feel safe. I suffer from persecution paranoia, and I don't even agree to such a simple request. I have reasonable reasons to suspect that you have other intended to hurt me."

?? System: "...Actually, the host's attitude tells me that you have made such a request because you have an ulterior secret."

??Qiu Qi didn't have the slightest desire to survive, "Then you can kill me, I'm tired of living anyway."

??As an excellent salted fish, it is not afraid to be salty.And he is confident enough that the system will not kill him easily, because in the last days, the system has chosen him alone, which naturally means that he is unique and necessary to the system, and he has bargaining chips.

?? Sure enough, the system hesitated silently, and got into a tangle.

?? Its program does not have rules for responding to emergencies, and the engineers who designed the system did not expect that people with strong wills can be so salty.

??Shouldn’t it be that the stronger the mind, the more pursuit and self-motivation?What should I do if I encounter such a host who refuses to eat oil and salt, and who is inspiring and waiting to die?

??Silent for a long time, after strictly comparing the accommodation requirements and the loss of re-finding the host, the system chose to compromise. For the machine program, the principle of doing things is definitely based on the maximum benefit.

?? "According to the system emergency handling guidelines, the host's request can be accommodated. The system program is being modified... Copy and transfer the host's belongings... Ding, complete the transfer."

??After the mechanical sound ended, Qiu Qi clearly felt the existence of his supernatural space. This is his ability.

??The system urged, "The transaction is completed, please work hard to complete the task as soon as possible."

?? "Well, okay. Wait a minute, I'll check my things again..."

??Qiu Qi nodded, looking very cautious, which was very in line with his "persecution hallucinations" personality.

??The system has no reason to object, it's just that there is a kind of current called uneasiness fluctuating in the chip.

??Qiu Qi calmly turned around and walked behind the big tree next to him, and took out his computer from the space. As a part-time hacker and network logistics research technician of the base, he naturally carried the computer with him.

?? "Host, what are you doing with the computer?", the system suddenly had a bad feeling.

??Qiu Qi smiled slightly, and immediately tapped on the computer with his slender fingers.

??The system chip suddenly trembled, the data was uncontrolled and imprisoned, all data signals were blocked, and the electronic sound of the machine showed panic, "What did you do!"

??The crackling keyboard sound continues,

?? "Do you know the difference between living beings and biological beings? It is emotion. Human beings have the most complex emotions and desires in the world. This kind of emotion will cause people to often play cards unreasonably. You have taken my soul without my consent. The consciousness was taken away, causing me to be brain-dead in reality, and I had no choice but to accept the task. You murdered me and wanted to dominate me, which made me very angry."

?? "This system, why are you so confused about choosing a hacker as the host? Although my technology is definitely not as good as your high-level plane technology, it is still no problem for Xiaoxiao to save himself. A hacker, he is best at It's all about data intrusion and infiltration, so, as you can see... I'm up to something."

??Accompanied by the computerization into the data light into the body, Qiu Qi smiled subtly, "I seem to be quite suitable to be a villain, right?"

?? "...... Alarm alarm, there is a virus implant in the world of Star Network District 5, contact the headquarters, and ask for support..."

?? "Beep... Contact failed... Request for support failed... No. 444 database is being changed... No. 444 system operating program is being changed..."

??Watching my program disintegrated and then reorganized the No. 444 system: ￥%%￥@￥#%@草泥马!