The president is cool, handsome and domineering

Everyone had a great time this weekend!Paralyzed except for the younger brother!Because Dr. Lu hasn't come back from a business trip, the younger brother can only stay alone in the empty boudoir, watching his brother squirt jelly water!

"What do you think I look like?" my brother asked as he put on his tie.

The younger brother leaned on the bed, roaring in his heart, how could he be swollen with paralysis, and looked hungry and thirsty!Those who have dates on weekends are the most annoying!

The elder brother ignored the younger brother's slander. After he finished dressing up carefully, he felt that he was so handsome that he couldn't bear to look straight at him!So he picked up his coat and was about to go downstairs to find his wife, but his younger brother said quietly behind him, "Just go to IKEA to buy furniture, can you afford a suit and tie? It's very hot inside."

...The elder brother was stunned for a moment, then looked at his younger brother complainingly, "Why didn't you say it sooner?"

Younger brother looked up at the sky, thinking arrogantly who told you not to take me with you!

The elder brother didn't abuse the younger brother this time, because the elder brother was a little nervous in time, so he quickly tore off his tie and suit, and stood in front of the closet in his underwear to rummage through his clothes!

The younger brother looked at his brother's crooked underwear and felt that he was mentally retarded. The family was unlucky, and Zun Su was too embarrassing for the Gu family!

After finally waiting for his brother to finish his styling and go downstairs, Liu Xiaonian has already set breakfast on the dining table and is making soy milk in the kitchen.

The elder brother looked at him obsessively, thinking how virtuous the numb daughter-in-law is... the ass is so beautiful!

"Can your eyes be any more lewd!" The younger brother pouted contemptuously.

"Believe it or not, I'll throw you down?" My brother sneered as he pushed the wheelchair.

wipe!The younger brother immediately looked at his elder brother with watery eyes, and praised hypocritically, "You are handsome!"

"You guys are getting up." Liu Xiaonian came over after hearing the movement, and helped Gu Xi to the chair together.

"When are we going to leave?" Gu Kai asked impatiently as soon as he sat down.

"At least wait until the housekeeping aunt comes, otherwise it will be inconvenient for Xiaoxi to be alone at home." Liu Xiaonian handed Gu Xi a bowl of porridge, "This one doesn't have green onions, eat it."

"Thank you sister-in-law... Nian!" The younger brother was so moved that he almost slipped his tongue!

The elder brother gave him a fierce look, but fortunately Liu Xiaonian didn't care about it, and turned back to the kitchen to continue making side dishes.

"Brother, when will you officially turn Xiaoxuan into my sister-in-law?" The younger brother drank the delicious porridge and looked at his brother expectantly.

Brother's self-esteem has been bruised, and he is so paralyzed what to do in the long run, your brother hasn't even touched it with his little hands yet!

"The progress is too slow!" The younger brother hated iron but steel.

"Fuck!" My brother had no choice but to swear.

"I even showed Dr. Gu my ass!" The younger brother was very proud.

The elder brother looked at his younger brother speechlessly, it really lowered the average IQ of the Gu family!

"By the way, there is a new horror movie released recently, do you want to watch it?" My younger brother enthusiastically suggested.

"He's not afraid of horror movies at all." My brother sighed, why is paralysis so embarrassing?

"...Then how about going to see "The Love of the Hawthorn"?" The younger brother thought for a while, "It is said that it is a literary film!"

"What kind of bad name is that?" The elder brother disliked it.

"As soon as you hear the name, you know the plot is boring!" The younger brother looked at his elder brother seriously, "So you must watch it!"

"Why?" My brother was puzzled.

"Why are you so sluggish!" The younger brother was anxious, "Do you remember what happened the last time you went to see a literary movie?"

Fuck!The elder brother replied in his heart, as soon as I entered, I fell asleep unconsciously, and when I woke up, even half of the ending song was played!

"So, if Xiaoxuan falls asleep in your arms this time—"

"Paralysis is a good idea!" My brother slapped the table excitedly.

wipe!The younger brother was dissatisfied, "I haven't finished yet."

"You don't need to say anything." Brother boldly stopped him!The Love of the Big Hawthorn is a particularly good movie when you hear it!You have to buy a couple ticket, and then watch the daughter-in-law pouting in her arms, drooling and talking in her sleep!

"Brother, calm down, don't scratch the table." The younger brother looked at his brother worriedly, "That is our father's favorite mandshurica mandshurica, he will fight you desperately if you scratch it."

The elder brother rubbed his younger brother's head fiercely as a reward, the biological younger brother must work hard!

"Why are you bullying him again?" As soon as Liu Xiaonian came out, he saw Gu Xi being trampled on the head by Gu Kai, so he frowned and complained!

"Brother Su's love for me!" Although the younger brother was a little dizzy, he still firmly defended his brother's image!Liu Xiaonian put the plate on the table, and helped him tidy his hair a little dumbfounded.

Mr. Gu is swaying again, how could he have such a virtuous wife, she is so cute!

The housekeeper who made an appointment rang the doorbell on time, so Gu Kai couldn't wait to hand over his brother to the strange aunt, and drove straight to IKEA with his wife happily!

Although the time is not the rush hour for commuting, but due to the recent economic forum held in this city, some roads are restricted and a large number of cars from other places are pouring in, so the intersection is actually blocked on the weekend.

So Mr. Gu was in a ballsy mood, he was paralyzed and stuck in traffic, and he had to rush to buy a couple ticket!

Liu Xiaonian didn't care, he kept his head down and played with his mobile phone.

"What are you looking at?" Gu Kai had nothing to say, and struck up a conversation with his daughter-in-law!

"Once upon a time there was a king who went to inspect the prison one day." Liu Xiaonian read into his phone.

So it's sweet lover joke time?Mr. Gu's eyes lit up immediately.

"Then he pointed to a prisoner and asked the warden, what is the punishment for this man? The warden answered the king, life imprisonment!"

Mr. Gu is ready to burst into laughter!

"Then the king said, subtract half of his sentence, and sentence him to half of life imprisonment!" Liu Xiaonian put down his phone, "It's over."

"Hahahahaha!" Although Mr. Gu didn't know what the point of the joke was, he still succeeded in laughing, very realistically!

……

Liu Xiaonian looked at him in surprise, "What are you laughing at?"

Mr. Gu's smile froze for an instant, shouldn't the paralysis be smiling?

"This is a trivia question!" Liu Xiaonian said with a sense of embarrassment, "I want to ask you, how did the warden do such a ridiculous order of 'half life imprisonment'."

...I'm going to wipe it!Mr. Gu was suddenly flustered by the wind, and his heart was rolling over a group of galloping mud horses!fly!run!of!Grass!mud!horse!

Liu Xiaonian stared at him with big eyes.

"I just think the king is a bit stupid." Mr. Gu answered him calmly, then reached out and turned on the radio to shift the focus.

Wipe, wipe, wipe!Nothing happened just now!

"Husband!" The sad female voice was still on the radio, but with new content, "Let's get a divorce!"

"Why?" The heart-piercing hoarse male voice said, "Xiaoli, we love each other so much, why are we willing to leave each other, oh! No! I don't want to divorce you!"

"I love you too!" The female voice choked up, "But we have been married for three years and have no children yet. Your mother, her, her..." Weeping, crying, crying.

"Xiao Li!" Life and death.

"Husband!" hoarse voice.

The thick voice-over sounded at the right time, "To treat infertility, come to Lantian Bo'ai Hospital and give mother-in-law a resounding counterattack, so that you will have a better tomorrow!"

Liu Xiaonian laughed so hard that his stomach hurts, "There's still a plot."

Seeing his daughter-in-law being so happy, Mr. Gu also temporarily let go of the oolong just now, with a smile in his eyes, "For things like advertisements, of course, the more exaggerated the effect, the better, and the more people will remember it."

"I don't understand things in the mall." Liu Xiaonian scratched his head and smiled a little embarrassedly, "So, I can only write novels."

"Your novel is very good." Gu Kai praised his wife in a timely manner.

"What's the matter?" Liu Xiaonian pursed his lips. Compared with what he did, he was simply humble and not worth mentioning!

"There are so many readers, isn't that good?" Gu Kai scratched his nose, teasing the takeaway, "My popular jelly rabbit."

"You mustn't say it!" Liu Xiaonian covered his mouth, his face flushed, this is Mary Su's pseudonym.

Gu Kai instantly froze!To paralyze the little hand that came to the door, not kissing for nothing!

It's a pity that Liu Xiaonian moved too fast, Mr. Gu's mouth was about to pout, but his hand was already taken away!

Gu Kai looked at him dissatisfied, and covered him if he wanted to, how could he be so perfunctory!

"Let's wait until we eat IKEA's meatball set meal. It's a big portion and it's delicious." Liu Xiaonian suggested.

"Well, can you go to a movie after eating?" Gu Kai took the opportunity to express his request, and he must pretend to be very casual at a time like this!

"Watching Midnight Phantom?" Liu Xiaonian instantly regained his spirits, "Okay, okay!"

"No!" Mr. Gu refused him seriously.

"Then what are we going to see?" Liu Xiaonian was disappointed, "There are no other movies recently."

"Let's go to see the Love of the Big Hawthorn!" Gu Kai's expression was gray and serious.

"But I will definitely fall asleep." Liu Xiaonian grimaced, "Can I change to another one?"

I just want you to fall asleep to paralyze me!Mr. Gu felt a little boiling in his heart, then shook his head firmly, "No, let's just watch the love of the big hawthorn!"

"...Okay." The other party is his boss, and Liu Xiaonian can only be obedient.

Mr. Gu silently drew a V in his heart, one step closer to the success of the revolution. Congratulations to Zunsu!

There are a lot of IKEA on weekends. As usual, Gu Kai doesn't like this kind of place very much, but since there is a cute and attractive daughter-in-law by his side, the CEO's heart is still full of joy!That's right, beating a man should be so easy to satisfy!

Picking cushions together, buying juice together, and trying the kitchen together, this kind of feeling like a married man is beautiful!Mr. Gu thinks that IKEA is simply the most beautiful place in the world!None of them is the best!

"Look, this chair is so fun!" Liu Xiaonian became interested in a rocking chair again, and sat on it, dangling and smiling at him.

Facing such an innocent and innocent daughter-in-law, Mr. Gu fell into the trap again smoothly. How can Ma Weishou be so cute? Ma Wei really wants to kiss her!Paralyzed IKEA even has ready-made beds, there are woods, there are woods!Once this kind of obscenity is started, it is difficult to stop. Just as he was frantically imagining the color of today's wife's underwear, and was about to find a chance to verify it, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a person out of the corner of his eye.

Taking a closer look, Gu Kai turned into petrification in an instant!