The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Boss Si's limbs were pinned down in humiliation, Kan Ze buried his head in it, and sucked several times vigorously on the fluffy white belly.

Si Jing just wanted to blow his hair, but his other hand went up his back, grabbed the back of his neck, and rubbed it gently.The aroma was constantly bubbling into the nose, and the short-legged cat's olive green eyes narrowed a little bit, as if gradually becoming sleepy.This breath slowly rises to the head like fine wine, and after being drunk, the head is full of tiredness.

Also... quite comfortable.

A soft grunt overflowed from his throat unconsciously, the sound of milk.Kan Ze laughed, picked him up like a child, and slowly placed him next to his pillow, rubbing his back.The short-legged cat curled its tail and rested its hairy head on its lap. It didn't take long for it to fall into a deep sleep.

Si Jing dreamed about what happened a long time ago.

Holding a heavy knife in his hand, he walked slowly down the mountain to the village—he could no longer see the smoke from the cooking. There were only 21 graves in the village, and he buried them.

The blood turned brown.There are dark brown dots around his feet, splashing on the yellow ground and the withered weeds.He clearly stands here, but he has no home anymore.

Si Jing was abandoned once.

He was raised by the lady of the mansion, with neatly combed curly hair and delicate shoes with small high heels; she lifted him from the cat nest, her eyes sparkling with joy.

"I want this one," she said. "Look at its eyes—how pretty."

The nest is silk and satin, and the food is cooked delicious fish.In the mansion, Si Jing was hugged by wives and misses who came and went, and took various foreign names.

But on the day the family fled, the young lady threw the cat with beautiful eyes on the side of the road and never cared about it again.The carriage rumbled forward, and no one even lifted the curtain to look at him again.Si Jingchu was still barking and staggering along the road in disbelief; but when the black dog on the side of the road almost killed him, he stopped chasing him.

He knew that no one wanted him anymore.

"This is a chaotic world."

He had heard this sentence from the second master countless times.There is an old radio at home, which is the only one in the village. When the villagers fiddle with it, voices can be heard from it.

"The Northeast Plains have all fallen..."

"We must take up arms!"

"Defend the homeland!"

Si Jing listened to all those words, but didn't understand a single word.He could only guess from the messy footsteps of these people stepping on the yellow ground in front of him that this was a bad thing.

is a disaster.

But he lived happily in that village.The children in the village would not hit him with a slingshot, and the fish and shrimps they caught would always be placed in front of him to scare him.He no longer has any silk or satin, but the hostess built him a cotton nest, so that even in the middle of winter, he will not feel cold.

He likes to step on bugs that come out of the ground.When he fell into the ears of wheat, big hands would fish him out and carefully pat the broken stubble out of his fur.

He even lost his foreign name, and the villagers gave him a new name, Xiao Hua.

Although it sounded like a joke, Si Jing once thought that it was home.

At that time, he didn't understand what a troubled world was.

People can't live well, how can he live such a happy life all the time?

Si Jing blinked, and suddenly realized that the corners of his eyes were wet.He subconsciously reached out and wiped it, and when he realized that the touch was not right, he suddenly paused: "..."

How is the claw?

Si Daxie squatted at the foot of the bed and thought about it for a while, then looked sideways.The humanoid Liushen's eyelashes drooped densely, like a small fan, showing no signs of waking up.

Taking advantage of this moment, Si Jing jumped onto him resolutely, took a deep breath——

what.

Refreshing.

The short-legged cat gnawed at the hem of the clothes for a long time, and then reluctantly jumped off.

In the living room, there was only the German black back who had woken up, and he was currently biting his own tail for fun.Si Jing glanced at it in disgust, jumped onto the sofa, and lay down proudly and gracefully.

The German black back rushed over, excitedly sticking out his red tongue.

"Wow, wang wang!"

Call a ghost.

Boss Si had no expression on his face. He swiped his paw and sucked his tongue back into his mouth. It was so cruel.

A string of crystal saliva flowed from Erhei's mouth.

Si Jing ignored him, dragged out the shirt he liked in the laundry basket yesterday, and Miao Miao warned, "Don't talk nonsense, do you understand?"

The threatened Erhei wagged his tail cheerfully at him, obviously not understanding at all.Si Jing bit his white shirt and made up his mind that he had to go back before his rival woke up.

I gave him a belly suck yesterday, if this continues, where is his dignity?

It's really outrageous!

It struggled to drag the clothes that were much bigger than itself, and dragged them to the door little by little, looking around.

No camera, fine.

Then he transformed into a human form in an instant, stuffed the shirt into his arms openly, turned the doorknob and went out.Erhei, who stayed behind, looked at the two-legged beast that suddenly appeared, forgot to close his mouth, and his tail fell out of his mouth in fright.

When Kan Ze woke up again, where was the cat from yesterday at home?

Kan Ze searched the neighborhood several times, shouting and shouting, but he didn't see even a single cat hair.Instead, his agent called him, "The variety show is about to start recording today, Brother Kan, I'll pick you up later for styling."

The job has come, Kan Ze can barely suppress the worries in his heart, and told the security of the community and his own bodyguards, let them still look in the community.

"It can't run very far," Kan Ze said firmly, "It has short legs."

"..."

If Boss Si heard this, it would be a desperate rhythm.

On this night, Si Jing was fully armed and took to the streets.

There is a serious city-wide bar street in the East End, where drunken men and women walk arm in arm from dimly lit stores, and the air is filled with the pungent smell of alcohol and cheap perfume.All kinds of music were clamoring, Si Jing could not get used to the smell, so he put on his mask more tightly and continued walking inside.

Passing through the bustling streets and alleys, there is a lonely courtyard tucked in a corner with a small opening.It is gloomy, like a ghost house, and passers-by turn a blind eye to it.

Si Jing stepped in and opened the door, and the sound waves inside swept out immediately.

"Just this night, I slept with three skinny and tender..."

"I hide my tail very well, but the word king on my head can't just be called a tattoo, right?"

"If the blind date really fails, don't even think about finding a fellow race. Your race is almost extinct. If it really doesn't work, you can find a human—"

Lively, brightly lit.The big and small demons, who usually pretend to be pretty good, squeezed inside, walking around with their ears and tails exposed.I don't know which one is shedding hair. There are tiny fluffs visible to the naked eye flying in the air, which makes people want to sneeze uncontrollably.The refined Teddy stood in the crowd, became popular in a short while, and went to the bathroom to liberate his nature.

Si Jing walked straight in, with a frail and boneless hand resting on his shoulder, his eyes flickered.

"Why are you free today?" The person behind laughed softly, "Big star?"

Si Jing knocked his hand off, "I want to see the register."

The person behind him has an indistinguishable face, now wearing a floor-length skirt, half of his long black hair is rolled up, blown by the wind when he turned around, like undulating waves.He smiled and stepped aside, "This way."

Teddy just came out of the bathroom, and when he saw this beauty, he immediately went back with a blushing face.

The beauty twisted her slender waist and led her to a small room in the backyard.The thick booklet was locked in the cabinet. He took out a slender key and inserted it, turned it, and the cabinet door creaked open in response.

The booklet inside basically records all the current demons.The thousand-year-old demon sect is out of control, very few people come to register, and the booklet is the thinnest, only one or two pages.The mixed-race brochure was visibly thickened, and the long-haired beauty pursed her lips and blew on the dust that fell from her head.

"Check who?"

Si Jing hesitated for a moment.

"Just check—"

He pursed his lips.

"Just check if there is any catnip that has become a spirit within a thousand years."

No matter how the humanoid six gods smelled and how they got on top, it was like wine, it was impossible not to doubt it.

The beauty was surprised, "In these days, where are the plants that can become sperm?"

Si Jing sullenly.

"Just check."

"Okay, check, check..." The beauty flipped open the cover of the booklet indulgently, and flipped backwards, but in the past thousand years, only one isatis root has become a essence and has been classified.No catnip, Polygonum arborescens, nothing.

Si Jing rolled up his sleeves by himself, stepped forward and looked it over, unable to help but think.

Could it be that I was thinking too much?

The long-haired beauty glanced at his expression, and had already guessed a little, "Do you suspect a person?"

"Ah."

"That's not easy," said the beauty, "does he smell nice?"

"……Um."

It smells so good that my brother is going to be in heat.

"It's not a demon," the beauty said thoughtfully, "Maybe it's the smell of hormones that appeals to you?"

Boss Si had no expression on his face, and replied, "Why do male hormones have an appetite for me?"

The beauty suddenly smiled meaningfully.

"Oh, who knows, after all, he is also a male, so he likes to smell it..."

Si Jing frowned.

"Shut up, your fox tail is showing."

He walked out of the room and was called back by someone behind him.

"It's almost the end of the year, this time the punishment from God, you'll spend it here, right?"

Si Jing couldn't hide his disgust, "A place with a bunch of stupid dogs?"

The beauty persuaded: "Someone has to take care of you."

Si Jing waved his hands, but walked out of the room without answering.A few wolf spirits were drinking outside, and when they saw him, they suddenly got a little teasing, and suddenly started to howl: "Aww——"

The momentum was so strong that the weak monsters beside him began to tremble.

Si Jingliang showed his hairy ears, hissed and showed his small fangs, and his voice was louder: "Meow!"

If you want to fight, do you? If you have the ability, do it!

The wolves never thought that a kitty like him, who was only a few decades old, could be so arrogant, but were shocked by it.A short-sighted little demon followed Si Jing sneakily. He saw that he was well dressed, and wanted to go forward to grab something, but when he heard this sound, he stopped in his tracks.

They didn't start whispering until Si Jing walked out in a big way.

"Is that the cat demon?"

"I've only cultivated for a few decades, and I'm still a kid..."

"Although his cultivation level is not deep," the vixen who had just talked to Si Jing stepped out and sneered, "he has endured the punishment of heaven for decades. Everyone here, who else can bear it?"

There was a moment of silence.

Humans and demons do not interfere with each other. Demons who kill humans will be punished by heaven.Once in February, once in March, once in April, the pain from Heaven is enough to make the toughest tiger demon bite off its tail and howl for mercy.

But Si Jing still insisted on it, and never let go.

With blood alone, he has already won.Although his cultivation level is shallow, big demons and little demons think highly of him, even though he is actually just a two-palm-sized milk cat, he can indeed be regarded as a big boss.

The night wind is very cool.

Boss Si stepped into Fengli, his windbreaker was blown up by the night wind, his figure was firm, like a real lonely hero.

The recording venue of the reality show is in this city.On the day of the recording, when Kan Ze arrived at the lounge, there were already voices coming from inside. Several makeup artists surrounded the person sitting in front of the chair, laughing so hard that their eyes turned into crescents.

"Really?"

Si Jing rested one hand lazily on the table, knocking repeatedly, "Really."

The stylists smiled even deeper. Seeing the person standing at the door, they hurriedly greeted: "Brother Kan."

Si Jing straightened his back suddenly, Kan Ze nodded and stepped in.

"Doing your hair?" he asked.

"Yes," said the stylist, "change your hairstyle. Brother Kan, wait a minute, I'll let them come over and tidy up for you right away—"

Kan Ze hummed, sat on the chair, looked at Si Jing who was facing the mirror without blinking, "No hurry."

Boss Si felt aggrieved.

"Hurry up," he urged.

Brother, I don’t want to stay with him right now——after you blow-dry your hair, a pair of cat ears suddenly pop out from inside, what’s going on?

Bisheng Kan Ze sat slowly, even took out his mobile phone, flipped through today's news, and didn't mean to speed up at all, "It's okay."

I'm so busy!

Si Jing closed his eyes forcefully, but he didn't want to run away in front of his deadly enemy.He suddenly said: "Xiao Li, bring me a fan."

The new little assistant gave him a big cattail fan as a prop.Si Jing pointed in a direction and instructed: "Fan me."

Assistant: "...huh?"

"Let you fan," Si Jing said angrily, "Hurry up."

"..."

Then the big cattail fan began to shake slowly.Si Jing was facing the wind blown by the cattail fan, his hair was blown away by the wind, and he started sneezing every few minutes.

In autumn, the strong wind almost turned Si Jing into a silly cat.

Fortunately, the hairstyle is almost finished at the moment, the stylist helped him hold it down, dumbfounding, "What is this for?"

The little curly hair that was just blown out was almost straightened by the wind.

How so big!

Si Jing didn't blink his eyes, and said nonsense: "I'm hot."

"..."

But this is autumn.

The hair color was highlighted and dyed a few strands, the originally light hair color became lighter, the curly hair hung fluffy and obediently, the young man pursed his lips, blowing up the hair on the sideburns, his eyes were big and round, The tails of the eyes are upturned, like a doll placed on a shelf, "How is it?"

The magazine in Kan Ze's hand didn't turn a page for a long time, so he replied right away, "It's very nice."

Who wants you to answer!

The boss immediately glared.

Ah!

As the filming was approaching, several guests gathered together.Chen Caicai also came over to say hello with a smile on her face, "Hello Brother Kan, Hello Brother Si."

She is now wearing a dress with a sailor collar and a thin layer of powder. When she smiles, she seems to be able to make collagen gurgle out, and she speaks sweet and waxy, and she keeps leaning towards the two of them.

"... It's Caicai's first time on a variety show. When the time comes, I might ask Brother Kan and Si Ge to take care of me..."

Bai Hongli, a senior, had an ugly face, and he didn't save her face at all: "When you debuted six years ago, you have been on variety shows."

Chen Caicai's face turned pale and blue for a while.

She did.It's just that it was before the plastic surgery, but now the name has changed, and the appearance has also changed. It's always a bit uncomfortable when this matter is brought up again. She pursed her lips and forced a smile, "Mr. Bai may have admitted the wrong person."

Bai Hongli sneered, "Really?"

He didn't speak any more, and walked directly towards the shooting location.Seeing this scene, Yuan Fang also had lingering fears in his heart, "Film Emperor Bai is indeed as difficult to talk as in the legend..."

Si Jing was thoughtful.

"Have it?"

He stroked his little curly hair.

"I think it's easy to talk, right?"

He squinted his eyes and watched from a distance, as if he was looking at some delicious food.Film Emperor Bai took a few steps forward, and suddenly seemed to have noticed something, turned his head to meet his gaze, his hair was about to be blown off in an instant, and he quickly switched from walking to running in small steps.

After running to the bottom of the wall, he touched his pants in fear.

...The tail of the fish should not be exposed, right?

The author has something to say: Si Jing: I think it's quite easy to talk about.

Bai Yingdi: (squeeze the cat's legs in fear) Yes, yes...

It's easy for me to talk, look at me, I'm happy all over my face.