The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

"Do you really not think about it?" Coach No. [-] regretted, "My kung fu is also very good."

The catnip grass shook its leaves vigorously in the bath towel, as if it was about to demolish the house, Si Jing gritted his teeth, and forced out a few words, "No need, I like those without pectoralis major."

Coach No. [-] looked down at his unusually conspicuous tits.Taking advantage of this time, Si Jing, who had a sore waist and weak legs, hurried out of the bath towel in his arms.

Don't dare to stay inside for a second.

The catnip seemed to have been soaked in vinegar, and the sour smell on her body couldn't be more obvious now.As soon as he entered the separate lounge, he pushed out from the bath towel, clamped two leaves, and fixed Si Jing's head solemnly.

Talk about it.

Si Jing had nothing to say at all, and looked back blankly.

say what?

Catnip shook the leaves all over her body, the vinegar in her heart boiled, and now it began to gurgle and burst into small bubbles.

He grabbed your foot!

Also touched the legs!

He even hugged her waist! !

Although I was holding it while teaching swimming...

Kan Ze was really upset all over, and secretly remembered Bai Hongli who interrupted him halfway.He moved his roots and climbed up Si Jing's chest, aggrieved and pressed the leaf on the young man's cheek.

Wronged to want to bloom.

Si Jing glanced at him, then touched the bud gently, "Take it back."

Catnip pretended not to hear, and continued to pretend to be deaf and dumb to open its petals.The small pink and purple flowers bloomed quietly, rubbing against Si Jing's neck and leaning against his collarbone.

Si Jing's collarbone is beautiful and deep, with a dimple on each side.The petals fit just right, and it looked like a cave I had made for myself.

Ok……

The desire to do bad things also rose up little by little.

The small flagpole was raised halfway, and the door was suddenly pushed open.Yuan Fang walked in and asked strangely, "Kan Ze is back?...Where is it?"

Here it is.

The leaves are almost sticking into my clothes.

Si Jing pulled out the dishonest branches and leaves in the middle, Yuan Fang saw him holding a grass, and his expression suddenly became disgusted.

"Why are you still hugging? Wherever you go, you haven't finished hugging?...Wait a minute," he moved his eyes down, making a fuss, "You pulled out its roots too?!"

Si Jing: "He came out by himself."

"Don't throw the pot away!" Yuan Fang said, "It can pull out its roots by itself? Are you going to tell me next second that it can still use its roots to walk quickly on the ground?"

"..."

It is indeed possible.

"I'm going to die," Yuan Fang tutted, took the catnip in Si Jing's hand, looked around, found an empty flower pot, buried soil in it, and planted Kan Ze by force, "If you want to raise it, just grow it." It needs to be raised well. Why are there still flower buds? Can this grass bloom?"

He stretched out his hand there, and immediately heard his artist raise his voice, "Don't touch!"

Si Jing jumped up, came over in three steps and five steps, and hugged the catnip grass in his arms.

Yuan Fang was frightened, withdrew his hand, and looked back in confusion, "What's wrong?"

"You can't touch it," Si Jing quickly covered the small flower bud with a leaf, and made up a reason, "You have bacteria on your hands."

……what?

Boss Si sullenly said, "The flower will fall if you touch it."

No wonder, it is true that you will die if you touch it.

This sensitive part is just like a cat's balls, where is it that you can touch it just by touching it?

Yuan Fang's expression became more and more perplexed, "...huh?"

What kind of ghost flower is this, so fragile, it will fall off when touched?

The catnip grass was also obviously frightened, imagining the scene of Yuan Fang touching his flower, and goosebumps all over his body, he quickly hid the buds and hid them in Si Jing's arms.Seeing Si Jing protecting him like a baby, Yuan Fang felt a headache from the bottom of his heart, "It's all right, you can do whatever you want."

It's just potted grass, toss with my ancestors.

The program team was also filming at night, and lit a bonfire on the dark seaside, saying it was going to be a bonfire party.The guests sat in a circle, the flames were jumping in front of them, and Kan Ze was holding the wooden guitar and playing it casually.

He once acted as a guitarist in a band in a movie, for which he studied guitar for a period of time.Press the plucked strings on it with your hand, and the sound of the music ripples gently and slowly, just like the gentle waves at this time, submerged layer by layer.

What he sang was a love song, his voice was low, but the affection inside was full, and he could feel it easily.Those feelings are like gurgling water, gurgling mountain springs, gradually converging into raging rivers and vast seas, and the words uttered have a lingering and lingering taste.

Si Jing sat beside him, but didn't look at him, only staring at the fire intently.She just blushed slightly, as if she was reddened by the bonfire.

At the end of the song, there were cheers and praises.The female guest joked with a smile: "Brother Kan sang too seriously, it feels like he is singing to someone."

"My heart will also be moved after listening to it hahaha!"

Kan Ze frowned, and answered, but his eyes were always on the person beside him.If Si Jing turned his head at this moment, he would definitely be able to meet his eyes.

His eyes were as affectionate as the moonlight.

As the night darkened, the program team brought a new task card.

"What's this?"

Bai Hongli turned the card over and saw that it read: Midnight Adventure.

"..."

It sounded ominous.

The director held up the loudspeaker, "There is an abandoned house nearby. Go in in groups of two, and you can only come out after completing the assigned mission at the mission point inside. Do you understand?"

... I understand, I understand, but no matter how you listen to it, why does it have the rhythm of being a dead-end person in Fengshui novels.

Bai Hongli swallowed, and subconsciously wanted to turn his head to look for his teammates.But looking to the left, the four girls are holding hands, obviously intending to strengthen their courage in two groups; looking to the right...

Although the couple who couldn't afford to offend him didn't hold hands, their eyes were glued together.

The innocent big fat carp's heart beat like a beating drum in fright, and he didn't dare to look at it immediately.

This time he learned his lesson completely. The director of the program group just asked "Who intends to be alone", and Bai Hongli enthusiastically raised his hand.

"I!"

Me me me!

This time, I will definitely not be the queen mother who beats mandarin ducks again—whoever loves to be whoever wants to be!

The director was a little surprised, but he still let Bai Hongli stand alone.Ask again: "The rest of the people..."

The remaining two male guests obviously didn't have any thoughts of sympathy. Kan Ze had already been intercepted in the morning, and now he answered quickly, "Si Jing and I."

"..."

men and women.

This doesn't seem to be the team configuration as imagined.

It was almost midnight, and it was pitch black outside.The light that came out of the abandoned house that arrived was bright red, and all the shadows were cast, and the old wooden door creaked, which was really scary.

Bai Hongli had never been in a haunted house, and this was the first time he saw such a posture.

"This……"

But he was the first one.

Si Jing crossed his arms, not feeling this level of terror.He came out of the mountain of corpses and the sea of ​​blood, so he didn't care about these at all, and even pushed the carp, "Hurry up, don't waste time."

Bai Hongli swallowed his saliva, bit the bullet, and walked in slowly.

The corridor was very long, and there was no one in sight, only the sound of his shoes stepping on the floor repeated monotonously.

rattle.

The flashlight was not bright enough, it could only illuminate a small area of ​​the road ahead.The halo wobbled, flickering left and right, before he knew it, he had already walked more than half of the corridor.

Bai Hongli finally saw a table with task cards in the corner of a room.

The single-player task is very simple, he just needs to use his mobile phone to take a picture with the paintings hanging in the room.The painting was hanging on the wall, and Bai Hongli stepped over it in three steps and two steps, without even thinking about turning on the phone camera.

When the light was blurred, Bai Hongli had a vague glimpse of a petite dog in the painting.He raised his arm high, suddenly hesitant for some reason, and didn't press the camera button immediately - at the same time, Si Jingman's nonchalant voice sounded outside: "The task card is the task card, let's search separately, and quickly finish the search Go back to bed—hey, there's someone here."

Si Jing pushed open the door and asked suspiciously, "Why are you still standing here?"

"Complete the task."

Bai Hongli said that only then did he raise the phone a little higher and was officially ready to shoot.

"Huh?" He suddenly uttered a monosyllabic sound and murmured, "Strange..."

"what?"

——There is no dog in the picture.

Just an ordinary landscape.The petite figure he had seen inadvertently just now, seemed to be a misidentified shadow, and had completely disappeared from the screen.

Bai Hongli's hands paused, and he vaguely felt that the tiger's mouth was a little hot.He didn't think about it any more, he watched Si Jing come over in three steps in two steps, and held up the card without the slightest fear.

"Two people task, do five squats in the princess hug position-hell, who hugs whom?"

He looked at his catnip grass in blank dismay, then said calmly, "I'll hug you."

Kan Ze naturally refused, "I'll hug you."

This was going to be broadcast, and Si Jing swore to the death to protect his big brother's face, "I'll just hug you, there's no discussion."

Kan Ze said, "I am heavy."

The eyes of the two interlocked for a while, and Si Jing narrowed his eyes, "It's okay, I have strength."

"..."

Kan Ze moved his lips, wanting to remind him of the pain in his back.But Si Jing had already made up his mind, without saying a word, he stepped forward and put his arms around his waist, just exerting his strength——

The person being hugged didn't move at all, but Si Jing himself, whose tender waist was almost broken after being tortured.

"Fuck," he clenched his teeth and tried harder at a position where the camera couldn't capture, "I have to hug you..."

Kan Ze looked at him sideways for a while, and his heart started to itch, thinking that Si Jing, who was trying to save face outside like this, was really cute.The catnip grass was in a state of mind, and in cooperation, it sneaked out the branches and leaves from the trousers and touched the ground, forcefully pushing itself against Lao Gao.

Si Jing was taken aback for a moment, and immediately hugged him high, almost at shoulder level.

"..."

The corners of Bai Hongli's eyes twitched.Kan Ze closed his eyes and praised, "Si Jing is really strong, he must have done a lot of exercise, it's really amazing."

Si Jing accepts this praise with peace of mind, and doesn't care how much water is in it at all.If there is a tail at this moment, the tail can be raised to the sky.

The five squatted up, under Kan Ze's cheating weapon, it was like a joke.

After finishing, Si Jing rubbed his wrists and said, "Did you see that?"

Bai Hongli covered his eyes, "I saw it, I saw it."

Such a childish thing actually requires the cooperation of a thousand-year-old demon. Not only did he see it, he was almost blind.

Are you completely blind?

With such an interruption, the abnormality of the painting was completely lost.The remaining two groups were all little girls, and they were not as calm as they were when they finished the task. The screaming inside almost didn't stop, obviously they were really frightened.The staff who followed the filming were also quite frightened. When they came out, they jumped up and down, gesticulating, "There seems to be something inside! It seems that something jumped over the corner!"

The venue was cleaned up before filming.Others laughed: "Is it because you have watched too many ghost movies? Haven't you recited the core values ​​of socialism to embolden your heart?"

"Really!" The face of the VJ following the film was flushed, "It's a small thing, it looks like a dog or a cat, it disappears in the blink of an eye..."

After speaking, he himself was a little embarrassed.The house has long been abandoned, and the windows have been in disrepair for a long time. It is not strange for stray cats and dogs to come in from nowhere and make a nest in it. It is not a big man to be scared like this at all.He was embarrassed and didn't speak any more, letting other colleagues push his shoulders and laugh.

So far, the filming of this issue has officially ended.The staff packed up their things in disorder, but Kan Ze strode over against the night wind and asked in a low voice, "Go back now?"

"Well," Si Jing stroked his hair, looked at the watch on his hand, "it's time to sleep."

Catnip looked at him quietly, with resentful eyes.

Si Jing's hairs stood on end under his stare, "What are you doing?... What kind of eyes are you looking at?"

Catnip grass said: "I didn't even teach Xiaohua to swim."

Fuck, before he finished swallowing this mouthful of aged vinegar, Si Jing's waist began to ache.

"Well, so what?"

Kan Ze still said, "I didn't even teach Xiao Hua to swim."

"..." Si Jing slowly came to his senses, "Don't tell me, you want to..."

What kind of swimming are you doing this late at night?Kan Ze is crazy, crazy! !

After a while, every cat and grass were soaked in the sea.

Although it was late at night, the water was still warm, and it didn't feel much cool after soaking in it.Si Jing's eyes twitched as Kan Ze's hand caressed his bare calf and taught him in a low voice.

"Put your head down, yes, bury it down...very good, pay attention to your feet...maintain this rhythm..."

Si Jing thought vaguely, this line seemed familiar.

"Come on," Kan Ze leaned close to his ear, and said in a low voice, "You did a good job, your posture is very beautiful now..."

"……Hold……"

Si Jing blurted out a single syllable, his body was both hot and cold.

It was clearly what Coach No. [-] had said during the day.But now that Kan Ze spit it out of his mouth again, the meaning seems to be completely different.When it was said to be beautiful, that hand followed the clear leg line and touched it little by little, like the hand of a pianist jumping on the keys.

It's just that it's not the keys that are being plucked at this moment, but the nerves.

The current numbness spread up from his legs, and Si Jing was in a trance. Suddenly, he heard Kan Ze repeat in his ear again: "It's really beautiful."

—Praise what?posture?leg?or people?

I can't figure it out anymore.The kitten, who is not good at water, was half hugged, and everything changed.He is a boat, but Kan Ze is a wooden oar, and it is easy to set off the sound of rushing water.

Rowing is a physical activity, especially testing the strength of the waist and abdomen.People with insufficient strength usually can't last long.

But in addition to physical strength, you also need to pay special attention to the focus point - if the focus point is right, with a little effort, the water splash will roll up by itself, and the boat will go up by itself.If you use a strong force while finding the right point of force, it will be amazing. It is necessary for the rhythm of Nezha to make troubles in the sea, and can push the boat to the cusp of the storm all at once.

The sound of wooden oars hitting the water is also monotonous and regular.

Crack, clap, clap...

It rang all the way.

The boat entered the water, and Hulala turned over.The two fell into the water together, adjusted their posture, and their ears were also sucked.Kan Ze is especially fond of these furry ears. He insists on pinching and playing with his fingertips until the ears with a thin layer of downy hair droop down before letting go.

I was about to take advantage of the victory to pursue, but suddenly I heard the cat squinting his eyes and said: "It seems that something in the sea just touched my foot, and now it ran away..."

"It should be fish." Kan Ze asked indulgently, "Want to eat fish?"

"Ah."

The branches and leaves immediately dipped into the water without a trace.After a while, a panicked big fat white-red carp was brought to the surface, staring at the two people on the surface.

Si Jing: "..."

Kan Ze: "..."

Bai Hongli: "..."

The scene was once very embarrassing.The big fat carp who accidentally bumped into the scene just now hesitated for a moment, then slowly raised its fins, trying to block its eyes.

Si Jing was convinced, "Why are you everywhere?"

What can I do!Bai Hongli protested loudly in his heart, I am just a pure and innocent little carp, I just want to swim at night because I see myself doing a little bit...

How can I expect to see you in the middle of the swim and see the great harmony movement of life, so scared that I immediately turned around and ran away, who knew that your man stretched so long, you ran hundreds of meters away, and you forced me to Get it back!

You, you are a little mixed-breed carp bullying me!

Bai Hongli almost had a psychological shadow on the activity of night swimming.

What the hell did I do to get caught swimming twice?

He fluttered the fish's tail, trying to explain that he didn't bother the two of them, and swayed back and forth in an attempt to please them.However, as soon as Kan Ze saw him, the beams formed during the day immediately jumped out automatically, not to mention that one beam had not been untied at this moment, and the other beam had already been erected. Kan Ze looked at him as if he was watching him. enemy.

Twice.

The big fat carp was trembling, and Kan Ze picked it up by its tail, looked around, and said, "It's quite fat."

I can't see it when I transform into a human form. I didn't expect the original form to be so fat.

Si Jing agreed: "I also think it's quite plump."

The plump Bai Hongli was shivering against the wind, and wanted to run away very much.

"Why don't you braise it for you?" Kan Ze said softly, "My braised fish is very good. You don't need to buy the sauce from the supermarket. Let's make it ourselves. Sprinkle some flour and fry it until both sides are browned. Cook a few dishes in the pot, it will taste better, and it will be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside..."

Full of longing, Mr. Si imagined one hundred and eight ways to eat carp in this quiet night, "Yes, it's better to sprinkle more chili."

The onion and garlic are also popped.

Bai Hongli trembled like chaff.You Qi smacked his lips against his tail, looking really hungry.

The rowing exercise just now was too intense, my physical strength was exhausted, and my stomach was empty.Si Jing took his eyes off Bai Hongli with difficulty, and stared quietly at Kan Ze, "He can't eat."

"Why not?" Kan Ze's voice was gentle and full of temptation, "He looks like he weighs several kilograms. My leaf chose him, which means that he is the fattest fish in the nearby waters except for whales."

The carp immediately pressed its fins tightly, trying to fake the illusion that it was actually very thin.

Si Jing frowned for a long time, but finally made a difficult decision, "You can't eat it. He still has fans waiting for him to act."

Kan Ze looked extremely disappointed.

"You really don't eat?"

"Don't eat." Si Jing insisted.

After Kan Ze heard his words, the leaves shook, and the big fat carp, which had been out of the water for a while, fell back with a plop.Fortunately, he has become a monster, and he will not die just because he was out of the water for a while. Once he returned to the water, he immediately swam to the distance with his tail flicking, and swam frantically all the way to the shore, quickly tumbling out of the reef and pressing down. It's like fleeing a boiling pot.Si Jing looked helplessly at the big fat carp running away, his throat moved unconsciously, and said, "Could he be serious?"

Kan Ze: "...Xiao Hua, you have swallowed several times."

He'd be damned if he didn't take it seriously.

In the water, Catnip embraced her cat, "Let's go back and cook fish for you."

Si Jing asked, "Where is the kitchen?"

"It's from the hotel," Kan Ze had inquired a long time ago. "I asked, and I asked the chef to prepare a spare one. I didn't ask them to close the kitchen door. Just make it when I go back."

Think of it as supper.

He went ashore and handled the fish without changing his clothes.Si Jing frowned, "Aren't you afraid of catching a cold?"

Kan Ze brought up the plate and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'm a thousand years old."

"Well……"

This flag was established quite successfully.The next day, the thousand-year-old demon fell ill and lay paralyzed on the bed like a weed that had been separated from the soil.Si Jing asked his manager for medicine, and poured water for him himself. After all, he had never served anyone before, so he raised the cup to his mouth before thinking of trying to see if it was hot, "Open your mouth."

Kan Ze obediently opened his mouth wide open.Due to the fever, his face was slightly red, and his lips were also unusually hot. Si Jing looked at it, and felt a little distressed. He stuffed the medicine in, and said in a bad voice, "I told you to change your clothes and dry it early." Why did you go?"

He put the cup back on the bed, and said angrily, "Lie down!"

This posture was a bit strange, the positions of the two seemed to be reversed, Kan Ze became the one lying down, Si Jing leaned down, and pressed his forehead against it.

"It seems to be a little burnt..."

Kan Ze wanted to kiss him in a daze, but remembered that he was still sick, so he took it back again.Boss Si saw what he meant, clicked his tongue, pinched his chin, and said, "Open your mouth."

Kan Ze thought he was going to be given medicine, so he obediently opened his mouth.

Si Jing didn't give any medicine, and directly covered his lips, attacking the city aggressively inside.Kan Ze was afraid of infecting him, so he frowned and tried to push it away, but he was pressed even tighter. The kitty's voice was vague, "... Be honest."

Just concentrate on being kissed by me, there are so many things.

The phone rang several times and no one cared.When Si Jing finally picked it up, the voice on the other end was a little anxious: "Where were you just now?"

It's a fox.Si Jing said, "What's wrong?"

"Run away!" the fox said anxiously, "Bai Xun ran away..."

Si Jing was taken aback, and straightened his back completely.

"what?"

"He took...he took that Yamamoto away!"