The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Yuan Fang didn't understand, and subconsciously slapped him on the back, warning: "How can you compare Kan Ze with a dog!"

If this was heard by others, it would definitely cause another disturbance.

"Wait outside," the manager urged worriedly, "I'm going to the toilet, don't run around, don't talk nonsense."

Si Jing stood against the wall, waited for half a minute, and saw Yuan Fang coming out of the room with the same dazed expression.

"...Damn it," he swallowed and muttered, "Is this really a humanoid Teddy?"

It's really shocking to see it for real!

Boss Si patted him and reminded: "Now you are comparing him to a dog."

"..."

When saying goodbye at the door, Si Jing deliberately stayed away from the humanoid six gods and stood on the other side.Everyone present knew that they had a bad relationship, and it was no surprise that he deliberately didn't want to see Kan Ze, but Zhang Zuo came over and gently reminded him to restrain himself in the future.

"At that time, we will be on the same show. It will not be good if people see it."

... No, I was afraid that I would blow him up.

You don't want to see me drooling over him, really.

Si Jing stood there, and Kan Ze's figure could still be seen across a few people.The man stood out in the crowd, with a tall and straight figure, like a blade of grass stretched out, and he was whispering something to the people beside him.As if aware of this gaze, he suddenly turned his head and nodded from a distance.

Si Jing's hairy ears almost popped out of his hair with a squeak.

No, you, don't come here!

As if facing a formidable enemy, he quickly took a step back behind the pillar.

You stay away from me!

Transforming into a cat in public is not fun at all, otherwise you will be caught and sliced!

However, the sky failed, and Kan Ze came straight towards him.With a smile in his eyes, Danfeng walked unhurriedly, but gave him no room to hide.

Si Jing suddenly reached out to touch Yuan Fang's pocket, Yuan Fang was taken aback, "What are you doing?"

Boss Si didn't dare to breathe right now, he held his breath and asked in a low voice, "Where's your perfume?"

"..."

The exquisite boy Yuan Fang took out a bottle of cologne perfume from his bag, full of suspicion, "You—hey!"

Si Jing tore off the cap of the bottle, and sprayed it into the air like he didn't want money, as if he didn't think it was enough, he simply twisted open the whole bottle, poured it on his hand, rubbed his hands together, and moved like a brick wall. Apply on the nose.

Yuan Fang was dumbfounded, and when he realized it, the artist next to him had turned into a serious perfume jar, and his nose was not good enough.

It was as if he had been beaten out of the essence, and Si Daxie himself was choked by the smell and sneezed.

"Ah—autumn!"

I don't believe it, just like this, he can still come and talk to me!

Si Daxie is full of ambition.Kan Ze's footsteps paused, but he didn't stop. He still stopped in front of him. The man's thin lips were slightly pursed, as if he couldn't help but look at the fragrant man, "So nervous?"

Si Jing glared at him.

It is undeniable that this is indeed a handsome face.But in the eyes of the boss at the moment, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a stupid German black back.

He put his hand in his pocket, "Who is nervous?"

Kan Ze didn't expose the fact that he didn't dare to breathe right now, the corner of his lips curled up and said, "Goodbye."

Si Jing quickly waved at him impatiently, "Goodbye, goodbye."

Go now, but never see you again.Once again, the hair on my tail will be bald by me.

Kan Ze's smile deepened.

He walked back, and the little assistant who had given Sijing toilet water was standing on his feet looking here, and the more he looked, the more he felt that something was wrong.

"...Brother Kan, why do I feel that Si Jing seems to be your illegitimate child?"

It was already very strange to talk about car perfume for no reason that day. Why did he meet Kan Ze today? ?

This doesn't look like a rival, but like going to meet a boyfriend.

Kan Ze's eyes were heavy with joy.Fang Yuandao glanced at him and asked, "Is it different from what you imagined?"

Kan Ze hummed.

"Very different."

He had heard of Si Jing more or less.

Si Jing's debut work was an anti-Japanese drama, in which he acted as a cannon fodder who was bombarded to death by a cannonball.But in the dusty scene, his face is covered with dirt, but his eyes are still clear and clean, like a piece of rough jade that has fallen into the mud.Kan Ze caught a glimpse of it by accident, but after that, he sat in front of the TV and watched it for more than two hours.

It's like taking root there.Even after the protagonist took out an eggplant bomb from his arms and shot off the enemy's head eight hundred miles away, the blood sprayed like Baotu Spring, and it was still pink, Kan Ze didn't move his position.

In a whole episode, Si Jing appeared in only three shots.Kan Ze watched those three scenes over and over twenty times.

Such people are born different from other ordinary people. In the words of insiders, they are born with a good foundation for eating this bowl of rice.

not to mention--

"He's like an old friend of mine."

The man's voice suddenly dropped, Fang Yuandao turned his head to look at him in surprise, but there was no response. The man who sat in the car propped his chin and looked straight out of the window without smiling.His eyes were deep, and when he looked over, he seemed to have fallen into a deep pool.

"—same temperament."

It's as fierce as the sun that doesn't know how to restrain its own light.

Sun Yang was being pushed into the car by his agent at the moment, and he was disgusted: "Smoke to death! What's wrong with you, spraying so much perfume? Prodigal child..."

The car is not big, and it is full of fragrant and choking breath.The scent emitter in the middle is quite reasonable, "It is to wash your nose."

Yuan Fang glared at him.

"Don't talk about washing your nose, a shower is enough—didn't you see how many times Chen Caicai sneezed when she came over?"

Chen Caicai is the popular little flower invited by the program group and the only girl in the guest lineup. She came from a talent show and looks quite sweet. She has crescent eyes when she smiles. She is as sweet as half-melted honey and even sneezes like milk. A milky kitten.

Boss Si put his hands on the seat, he didn't know what to think of, and suddenly said: "She's quite popular recently?"

"Who?"

"That cabbage."

"It's Chen Caicai, not Bai!" Yuan Fang corrected him, "The one named Bai is Bai Caili, senior, don't talk nonsense!"

"..."

After finishing speaking, Yuan Fang himself was silent, "Why does it still seem wrong?"

The little assistant reminded in a low voice, "Brother Yuan, it's Bai Hongli."

"..."

The atmosphere in the car was once very awkward.Si Jing raised his eyelids and handed him a ladder, "And then? Is she red?"

"It's quite popular," Yuan Fang said. "In recent months, the popularity has been particularly high."

Speaking of it, he also felt strange, "Obviously there are no works of hers recently, but she has received a lot of endorsements. The company should have made a lot of money."

Si Jing was thoughtful, but didn't say anything more.

The news that the variety show was going to start filming couldn't be concealed, and it was already rumored that night.The fans of the artists who were named actually had their own scores in their hearts. Only Kan Ze’s fans didn’t know that the master had joined. When the official announcement was made, they were beaming and ready to receive their spiritual food, but when they touched the official Weibo, It was like being struck by lightning.

what...

there is another...

Sijing?

Why is there still a scene! ! !

At the same time, Si Jing's fans almost dropped the keyboard.

Fuck, why is Kan Ze also on the official announcement list!

The little bit of joy in my heart turned into sparks at this moment, the reality show hadn't started filming, and the battle between the two sides had already started with a bang.The two sides greeted each other's family cordially, and dug out various P-picture emoticons, which were torn up and became hot searches for several days.

It caused other passers-by to take a detour when they saw these two names in the past two days, for fear of being dragged into the water.

Just at this cusp, a new point of contention suddenly appeared again.It was as if water splashed into the hot oil, and a large piece exploded in an instant.

Kan Ze followed Si Jing publicly.

"He's following you," Yuan Fang suddenly saw the news during the filming of the ad, almost dropped his phone, and reminded, "You should turn it off!"

Si Jing didn't move his eyebrows, and replied with two words: "Hehe."

"Don't haha, ancestor," Yuan Fang became even more anxious, "If you come like this, they will only tear you up even harder—"

Si Jing finally raised his eyelids, thought for a while, and changed two words: "Haha?"

Yuan Fang almost rushed up and knocked him on the head.

Si Jing's heart was as hard as iron, and he turned off the Weibo interface without any intention of going back.

Little cats can hold grudges, not to mention snatching endorsements, Kanze’s family also has a stupid dog—just that dog, it’s black and big, it looks like it’s been baptized by the buff of reducing intelligence, what’s better than a cat?

He, Si Jing, will never pay attention to a guy who raises a dog in his life!

This is called backbone!

The upright boss took out the plastic bottle, unscrewed the lid little by little, put it on top, and smelled it.

The enemy cannot suck, but Liushen can still suck.Just such a bottle is enough for him to smoke for several years.

what……

The breath penetrated into the nose bit by bit, as if a big colorful flower bloomed under his feet, Si Jing's legs were limp, his nose stuck to his head, and he wished he could put his whole head in it.

Fluttering like a fairy.

Si Daxie, who was about to become a fairy, was in a trance, intoxicated and unable to extricate himself.However, at this moment, Zhang Ji, who was rushing behind, suddenly tripped over the wires on the ground and bumped into him, "...ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Si Jing's legs were already weak, but when he was caught off guard, his body tilted and the bottle in his arms flew out.

His eyes were completely wide open, and he couldn't even make a sound for a moment, he could only watch it fly farther and farther, drawing a beautiful arc.

……No way?

Is this how life has done to him, a kitten?

The bottle fell to the ground with a bang, and the toilet water in it dripped all over the floor, and it was very fragrant.The shooting location was outdoors, and the fragrance flew away with wings almost instantly. Si Jing stared blankly at this scene, as if he was suddenly deprived of his dreams.

--Gone.

He was so sad that he was on the same hands and feet, and tremblingly came to the front, trying to cover it with his hands-but the liquid was still dripping down, and the sweet breath contained in it disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye.Si Jing sucked his nose quickly and squatted on the ground, tears were about to fall.

"Hold on, hold on!"

He struggled to hold it with his hands, trying to put the toilet water back in again.

Yuan Fang squatted aside with a strange expression on his face.

In this situation, why does it look like his lover is dying of illness?

Si Daxie finally poured those few drops back, and was even more sad.

Gone.

Really gone.

He stood in the field with his eyes empty, as if he had been deceived by life for a moment.

Yuan Fang cautiously said, "... Shall I buy you a production line?"

It doesn't work if you really buy a factory.Boss Si's hair was drooping, he left the venue without saying a word, and shrank towards the corner, almost growing mushrooms out of his aggrievedness.

He's used to the smell.Before going to bed, after waking up, and when you are tired, always take it out and smell it.The more you smell it, the more you become addicted, and you will feel uncomfortable if you don't have it any day.

Fortunately, his baby is gone now.In an instant, Si Jing turned into a penniless poor cat.

It seems that the sky is not blue anymore.

In the evening, a few attendants routinely opened the window to make a confession, and after searching around, they found the boss in the cardboard box at the door.The boss was on all fours, rolling his snow-white belly, and his olive-blue eyes were full of melancholy that they couldn't understand.

The puppet cat purred softly and offered it his dried fish, but it also remained motionless.

The British shorthair cat was worried and tried to lower its head to lick it, and the big guy finally moved.

The big man waved his short legs with difficulty, barely turned over, avoiding its tongue.Mao's ears drooped, and Mao's head rested on the front paw covered with a layer of fine fluff, without meowing.

Several cats looked at each other, a little at a loss.

After a long while, the long-haired cat was still clever, biting its own cat teasing stick and jumping onto the shoe rack next to it.The colorful little toy on the cat teasing stick jumped back and forth in front of Si Jing, and the boss stared at it for a long time. Although he was still upset, he couldn't help stretching out his paw and scratching it.

Tsk, it feels good.

It kicked quickly with its two short legs, and then showed its sharp baby teeth to bite, the top of which was glistening with saliva.

Seeing that it was in a better mood, the British shorthair cat sat aside, meowing and helping out.

Something gone?

The cat's way of thinking is very simple. If it is gone, why can't it be found again?

It's easy to say, there is such a humanoid six gods, and it's more exciting to absorb, but no matter how you say it, they are deadly enemies——

and many more.

Boss Si's mind suddenly turned around.

He doesn't have to suck Kanze!

Even if you bring a piece of clothing over to suck it, that's fine!

At that moment, it suddenly looked like a torch.

Si Jinghua called Yuan Fang in person, "I want to know where Kan Ze is, now."

Yuan Fang was quite puzzled, "How can I know where he is?...Hello, hello?"

The phone hangs up.

The agent was full of anger, and he was reluctant to talk to the cash cow, so he had to follow the words and ask around the bush. After asking around, he finally got the phone number of Assistant Kan Ze.As soon as the little assistant heard that they wanted to know where Kan Ze was, his vigilance immediately rose, "You have something to do with him?"

"It's not me looking for him," Yuan Fang said, feeling embarrassed, "It's Si Jing, there may be something wrong."

It really was the illegitimate meal!

The assistant's heart is like a mirror, this must be another inquiry, and he wants to follow. If he knows that Brother Kan is at home, why not come to block people?

No, this doesn't work.

He said nonsense: "I'm out of town, I have work to do."

This can't be followed, right?

After Yuan Fang conveyed the news, Si Jing immediately stood up, "Aren't you at home?"

"Not here," Yuan Fang said, "Are you going to—"

There was already a milky meeping sound from the other end, and then, Mao's paw pressed over and hung up the phone with a slap.

Si Jing got out through the small door, his whole body was shaking with excitement.He briskly paced forward along the path, heading straight for Kan Ze's house.

Originally, I asked for the address because I wanted to put a dead mouse, tsk.

Now, though, Kitty has grander plans.

— wait.

Brother came to your house to collect clothes.

The author has something to say: Kan Ze: He was so nervous when he saw me, he was still shy, he sprayed so much perfume with trembling hands, and he still didn’t admit it.

He's so cute (big illusion)

Si Jing: ...A deadly enemy won't suck it up, even if you gamble on a cat's dignity!Really fragrant warnings do not exist! !I just—I just suck clothes!