The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The big fat carp thought about Si Jing's face, and shivered. The courage to suck the cat before had gone to nowhere now, and the rest was all about the fear of facing the cat. He said, "I'd better go first." Hide, hide first."

All of a sudden he hid in the production crew, plunged into the crowd of staff, with an attitude of "I love work, work and love me". Even if he didn't have his part in the scene, he would sit on a small bench and watch in the corner. The delighted director praised him several times.

Jiaolong was still sitting where he was, pressing his phone slowly, not understanding what he just said at all.He raised the screen a little higher and gave another tsk-tsk admiration.

"Did you say it wrong?" The old father was full of love, "It's Jun."

Si Jing really failed to kill him.He was full of anger and planned to fight with catnip grass, but when the other party took off his coat, he became dizzy, and the anger just disappeared, and his voice softened, becoming angry from embarrassment, "What are you doing?" - You're cheating -"

Kan Ze kept on doing nothing, and simply turned into his original form, teaching him what is real cheating on the spot.

This was the first time that Si Jing watched him deform with his own eyes.The man's originally tall figure shrunk rapidly, and was gradually shrouded in a layer of hazy white light, his hands and feet turned into thin leaves.After the light dissipated, a complete catnip plant stood on the ground holding its roots, like holding layers of skirts.

Catnip held the two roots together above its head, and gave Si Jing a jerky heartbeat.

Is Xiaohua still angry?

Si Jing turned his head away, but he couldn't help watching from the corner of his eye, holding his breath.

Catnip dragged the TV remote control off the table with its branches and leaves, and the densely packed roots knelt on top of each other, aggrievedly raising the tender and small leaf on the top, as if watching a scene , I dare not move at the moment, just like a strict wife.

"..."

The dejected appearance of a plant of grass kneeling on it was actually a bit ghostly, every leaf seemed to be wilting, Si Jing suppressed a smile, and still ignored him with a sullen face.

Catnip then lifted the remote control of the air conditioner and knelt down together.He pointed to the laptop with the leaf, which was quite obvious.

I can kneel down one more keyboard!

If I'm not happy, I can still eat fertilizer...

If you are willing to eat Xiangxiang, it can be said that it is true love.

In order to make the kitten at home happy, Kan Ze lost all his thousand-year-old face.If other monsters know about this, they will have to laugh at the 1000-year rhythm again.

Kneeling is no need to kneel anymore, and the prosperity has disappeared. He just took a rope and tied a loose bow on the top leaf. He taught, "Don't take it."

The catnip is really useless, and when it turns into a human form, there is still a big bow around the neck, bright red, much more fashionable than the previous tie.As soon as he walked to the shooting site, eight of the ten factory workers turned to look at him, their eyes were surprised, obviously they couldn't figure out why he was dressed like this today.

Even the director was taken aback, and couldn't help but ask during the filming interval: "Why are you wearing this around your neck?"

The man adjusted the neckline of his shirt with a calm expression, and said, "It's chic."

Chic is chic, it just looks a little weird.Fortunately, Kan Ze's demeanor is clean and neat, and he doesn't have any problems with being a mother-in-law, so he doesn't associate with the word sissy, it seems like a new fashion.

Kan Ze just wore it like this, and Si Jing didn't say anything, so he didn't take it.

He knew that wearing women's clothes before really offended his little ancestor, so what's the point of tying a bow tie?

After that, it really set off a wave of popularity.The reporters who came to interview the crew took pictures and went back. With Kan Ze's face and two long legs, the casually tied bows were all set off with a sense of fashion.

Si Jing, the founder of Fashion, thinks these people are crazy.

He half leaned on the chair in the dressing room, and two makeup artists surrounded him and painted on his face.Fang Yuandao coordinated a new pair of motorcycle leather pants, unfolded them, and compared them to Si Jing's legs, "Try it later. This is not the same material as that one. We have to go to the hospital for testing after the filming is finished." Test for allergens."

Cats hate the word hospital, and Si Jing is no exception. Even if he has become a spirit, he still doesn't like those people in white coats walking around him with cold instruments.He stretched out his arms, and let out a lazily snorted, which was full of displeasure.

If Yuan Fang is here, I guarantee that he will tell him immediately: "No hum! Don't hum! Ancestor, I have to carry you over today even if I carry it!"

But standing here is Fang Yuandao.Fang Yuandao didn't know him very well, and he was also gentle. He pushed his glasses, and his voice was still calm, "Don't want to go?"

The driver nodded.

what's going on?

"You don't have to go if you don't want to," Fang Yuan said slowly, "I'll change the pants back now. I'm wearing that pair of pants. If I get used to it, I shouldn't be allergic."

... Fuck.

That brother, I'm itching to death!

Fang Yuandao said: "I have made an appointment for tomorrow."

"..."

Boss Si finally realized that although this person looked gentle on the surface, his heart was also dark.

Same as Kan Ze, that well-dressed old pervert.

Filled with displeasure, he stretched out a hand with the palm up, shaking it again and again, a typical begging action.

Fang Yuandao didn't give it, but said instead: "If you eat too much dried fish, you will get angry, and if you get angry, you will get acne."

...My skin is very good, and I have never had acne!

Fang Yuandao continued: "I see there are still so many in the nanny's car, so I will share them with the stray cats next to me."

Now Si Jing knew where his missing little fish had gone.

... this bad guy.

He misses Yuan Fang.

He misses Yuan Fang!

He missed Yuan Fang, but Yuan Fang had no time to think about him.Because Chen Tongguo really came to the door the next afternoon, still carrying a big bag in his hand, and he didn't know where the address came from, so he didn't go to the studio, but went straight to Yuan Fang's house.

He stood downstairs and looked up. The floors are tall and beautiful, and the location is good. It takes only one, two, and ten minutes to drive to the city center.Considering the price of land in the city where every inch of land is expensive, it can be regarded as quite good.

Chen Tong's eyes were illuminated by the sun, and he laughed inexplicably.

Kan Ze's studio really didn't treat people badly. Sure enough, a rich company is different from a small company like theirs.

The little artist still followed him and said, "Brother Chen, shall we go upstairs directly?"

Chen Tong said: "Go."

Even if he blocked the door and cried, could Yuan Fang keep him out?

Yuan Fang didn't want to see him.After seeing who it was through the cat's eyes, he didn't even want to open the door.Helplessly, Chen Tong came here with full preparations. Standing at the door, he shouted and complained. After a while, he called all the neighbors' doors open. With so many people watching, Yuan Fang couldn't say anything. I had to bite the bullet and let people enter the house.

He hadn't seen Chen Tong for several months, but when he met him suddenly, he was shocked by the other's appearance at the moment.

--old.

Although he was already older than himself, he shouldn't have aged so quickly.Looking at it now, it seems that he is physically and mentally exhausted, and his eyes are full of gloom.

Yuan Fang poured tea for him, but Chen Tong didn't take it, he just put the gift in his hand on the ground, and made the little artist kneel down for Yuan Fang.

This posture frightened Yuan Fang, and hurried to help him, "What are you doing? What's wrong with you?"

It's not a year or a festival, and you're not an elder, so why would you kneel when you meet?

But Chen Tong said: "Xiao Lian, I beg you Brother Yuan, let him show you the way because you two are from the same company."

Under his guidance, the little artist became more and more unworthy, and kowtowed.Yuan Fang was angry and annoyed, and still felt absurdly forced to go to Liangshan, and said, "What is Minglu? Where did I get Minglu from?"

"How come you don't know the way?" Chen Tong seemed to have heard a big joke, "As soon as he left the company, Kanze Studio took over immediately-is this called no way?"

He clicked his tongue, "Yuan Fang, we are old acquaintances, we have been friends for so many years. If you fool others, it's fine, but if you fool me, it's better to save yourself."

Yuan Fang's face turned down, and he said sharply: "When I left the company, I didn't know if someone would take us in. You guessed it yourself, don't make it on me."

Chen Tong's expression made it clear that he didn't believe it.It's only a fool's job to tear his face apart when he has no way out. If he didn't know what to do, where would Si Jing have the guts to fight even the boss of the company?

It is also a skill to be able to escape unscathed after hitting someone, and force the court to declare the contract invalid.

He stopped going around in circles, and only told the little artist, "Keep knocking. If Brother Yuan doesn't agree, don't get up."

Yuan Fang said angrily: "Chen Tong, are you crazy? What do you want to do?!"

Chen Tong said: "The film director Wang Yuan is preparing, I want you to give me a way."

"...Okay," Yuan Fang squeezed words out of his mouth, "I'll show you a way. You get out of this door now, this is the only way you can choose."

He didn't want to talk nonsense with these two psychopaths anymore, so he called the property management of the community without saying a word.Within a few minutes, the security guards came to the door and forcibly invited people out.

Chen Tong's face was gloomy, and when he saw that the security guard really came in, his face became even more ugly.

"Are you really not thinking about old love at all?"

Yuan Fang only thought it was ridiculous.

"Where did the old love come from?"

There is no old relationship between him and these people at all.

He asked the security guard to invite him out, and added a blessing, "I hope your company hasn't been collapsed by Mr. Cui. It's best to persist for a few more months. It won't be too ugly when it falls, ah."

Chen Tong saw that he was serious, and his mouth became more and more unclean, yelling that he didn't read the book.

"I don't know what supporting role Si Jing can play, but you are already so proud!"

Yuan Fang thought to himself, why not feel complacent?Who said our Si Jing was going to play a supporting role?

What we want to play in Rocket Scene is the serious young protagonist!

What's the matter, he's not allowed to go to heaven yet?

He stood at the door, watching the security guard take him downstairs, and he felt a little relieved in his heart.After returning to the house, Yuan Fang hesitated for a while, and entered the four words "Cui's culture" in the search box.

Yuan Fang hadn't paid attention to the news of the original club for a while.The studio was busy, and when Si Jing was on vacation, he followed Kan Ze on the itinerary and took training courses, but he learned a lot.When I was an agent before, I felt that I was not enough, and what was lacking was gradually filled up.At that time, he was not sure, but now he is sure that he will be able to better help Si Jing and walk on the road of everlasting popularity.

As for Cui Shi, that was just a small episode before, although it was not pleasant, it was not enough to stop their footsteps.

The latest news about Cui's culture is still about Mr. Cui, who is still active.The beauty Xiangche, feasting and feasting, looks like nothing has changed.Only a few gossip posts about performing arts companies pointed out that since Si Jing left, this company has not produced a decent newcomer, and it has been going downhill all the way.

Those cultivated are like finished products on the assembly line, obedient and obedient.Such a character design is not popular now.

Fans also have eyes, and what they want to see is the real person, not the layer of skin that was trained.

Kan Ze took a few more glances, only to find it ridiculous.

This is Mr. Cui's favorite kind of entertainer, who dare not point to the east and dare not go to the west, and the guide dare not go to the north.If you want to accompany wine, you can accompany wine, if you want to sing, you can sing, and Si Jing is completely two extremes.

He only glanced at it twice, then felt bored and closed the web page.

-

Si Jing officially completed his role on the weekend, and came back with a lot of money.When he left, Bai Hongli was relieved, but he didn't dare to show it on his face, as if he was very reluctant to send him away.

In fact, this is the most frustrating crew that Bai Yingdi has ever been in.Not only did he have to hold on to film life-and-death scenes with his benefactor, but he also had to struggle to survive in the cracks surrounded by two thousand-year-old demons. Every time he thought about it, he felt that when he made the decision, he must have accidentally poured too much water into his head .

Boss Si patted the big fat carp on the shoulder to comfort him, "It's okay, the second season of our variety show will start filming in a month's time, see you then."

"..."

Bai Hongli was stiff all over, petrified in the wind.

There is actually a second season of their deadly variety show? !

He couldn't believe it, "But Chen Caicai isn't all..."

Si Jing said, "Yes."

But she is just one of the guests.

The first season was a big success, not only because of the eye-catching pairing of Si Jing and Kan Ze, but also because of the accidental death of Chen Caicai, which was the last variety show she filmed.Mourning fans, passers-by who eat melons, more or less have to click in to have a look, to see what she looked like when she was alive at the end.

Even so, like eating human blood steamed buns, the rules of the entertainment industry have always been like this.A guest is gone. As far as the program team is concerned, it is just a matter of changing individuals in the second season, and it is also a great gimmick, which can be used over and over again to stir up a few times.

Once the first season is aired, it will be fired once, and it will be fired again when the candidates are selected for the second season.Putting on the title of "Missing Chen Caicai", Chen Caicai's fans have to be grateful to them, thank them for still remembering their idol in their hearts.It's as if as long as it can appear on the screen, it will never be forgotten.

Bai Hongli looked around, seeing that no one was paying attention, so he lowered his voice.

"The matter of the dog dealer is still being investigated. The identification report of the man who was chained upstairs a few days ago has also come out. The tavern is investigating what he has done before."

Si Jing hasn't seen Jiaolong these days, "Then Jiaolong?"

"Senior said that he smelled the smell that day, and he has been following it for the past few days, so you should be careful."

Si Jing said yes in a deep voice.

He told the big fat carp, "If you find anything, tell me right away."

Maybe he was thinking too much, but Si Jing always felt that these cases were somewhat related to him.He is probably also a pawn in that demon figure, hesitating where to put it.

It's a pity that Si Jing doesn't want to be someone else's chess player.

He just wants to be a chess player.

The first thing after returning home is to hold a regular meeting.The cats nearby hadn't seen the boss for a while, and when they came to worship, they were all very attentive and more respectful than before. The blue cat in the head even boldly licked the hair on his head, which made him wet and dizzy .

Si Jing likes to stand at the top during meetings.He shook his wet head, clambered up to the cat climbing frame, looked down at the cat balls in the room from the top, and let out a roar that he thought was mighty and domineering.

"Miu-"

The group of cats below also responded loudly, and the scene was chaotic for a while, you squeezed me, I pushed you, everyone couldn't wait to gossip with the boss.

It's so big that there seems to be a little movement in the dog world recently, and it's so small that the neighbor next door has been a little constipated in the past two days.The cats see everything in their eyes and are the best and most competent investigation team.

Si Jing clapped his paws, motioned them to line up, and spoke slowly.

So he got a succession of "The male owner of the family upstairs is cheating", "There are thieves patronizing the community two streets away", "There is a new cat at home who can't go to the toilet or dig, and doesn't pay attention to hygiene at all." Such news.The boss who heard the last one frowned, "Can't go to the bathroom?"

How to do it, anywhere?

This is too harsh, Si Jing pawed on the cat climbing frame twice in disgust, and asked: "Teach well."

Environmental sanitation must not be polluted.

Mr. Cui's big orange was also there, and he still held the belief that "big oranges are the most important". When he sat there, his stomach fell to the ground.It moves its body that is getting fatter and heavier, and describes with Si Jing the current life of Mr. Cui, who is rich and luxurious.Si Jing listened suspiciously, "Where did he get the money?"

It's not like he didn't know that he worked for that company.The company didn't have a lot of liquidity, and now he's gone. The artists under Mr. Cui are all muddy and unable to support the wall, and no one can give him the confidence to spend money like water.

Daju stood up with difficulty, and meowed twice at Si Jing.

Olive Blue's eyes widened.

He is blatantly pimping?

The cats don't quite understand the advanced human vocabulary of pimping, and few respond.Si Jing gloated alone, and was eager to try, and it succeeded, which is good news.

He Sijing, as a good young man with five lectures and four lectures, has a great sense of responsibility and sense of ownership to help police uncles maintain social order.

He told Daju to listen to the time and place clearly.

To catch a turtle, of course you have to catch it in the urn.

A white cat provided another news, about the big brother who fell to his death from upstairs that day.

"I also heard from our corgi," it meowed, "that person, who seems to know a dog, said that he is especially good at torturing dogs - not only torturing, but also making videos, and making a lot of money from this .”

Si Jing stopped laughing and straightened himself up abruptly.

"Do you know where it is?" he asked. "Video?"

The white cat shook his head.Si Jing kept this in mind, turned his head rewardingly, and motioned for him to pick a bag of cat food and take it away.

He still lives in Kan Ze's house now. In order to change his taste occasionally, Kan Ze has stored a box of cat food of various brands and flavors, some of which are specially shipped back from abroad.As soon as the white cat stepped into the pile of cat food, it felt as if it had stepped into heaven, and lay down softly, forgetting about it.

Kan Ze is really an ideal cat breeder.If it weren't for the fear of the boss, the cats would really like to stay here, relying on their cuteness to be Kan Ze's cats.

What a great place to eat, live well, and a few villas.Si Jing is not only a boss, but also the diamond king among cats.

Diamond Wang Lao Wu paced back and forth, and finally ordered a wave.

"If you don't have the ability to raise them, don't let me go out and mess around!"

He slapped a paw on the cat climbing frame, and slapped a small cotton flower on it crookedly.

"let me know--"

The short-legged cat narrowed its olive-blue eyes.

"Come one, I'll eunuch one."

It can be said to be quite domineering, and it can be called the killer of cats!

A few homeless stray male cats trembled instantly.Si Jing formulated the family planning policy, and then got down on the ground again, his head raised.

The meeting is over!

The cats walked through the door and through the window, and all of a sudden they disappeared.The virtuous wife Kan Ze took the opportunity to open the door and came over to feed Si Jing Bo snacks.

The newly bought nutrient ointment tasted very sweet. Kan Ze cut open the port, and pushed the bag with his thumb to squeeze out the ointment. Si Jing held it with his front paws, sucking the incense with his little tongue up and down. Next, he licked it into his mouth in a leisurely manner, and he didn't even notice that the nutrient cream stained his beard.

Kan Ze was amused, and wiped him with a wet wipe.

Little greedy cat.

The little greedy cat pouted after eating a tube, feeling a little regretful.

If only it smelled like catnip.

He changed into a human form, put on a bathrobe, and shrunk into the sofa. He said this inadvertently, but Kan Ze immediately looked over. There seemed to be something jumping in his eyes, but Si Jing didn't understand.

When he spoke again, Kan Ze's voice was slightly hoarse.

"Xiao Hua wants to eat catnip flavor?"

Si Jing was ignorant, lying on the sofa and touching his now rounded white belly, "Yeah, it's not that Polygonum was added to toys recently... What are you doing? Why are you pulling the curtains?"

He opened his eyes and became more and more dazed.

Kan Ze said, "I have it here."

Si Jing was essentially just a kitten that even classified the animal world as an exciting movie, with his mouth open, he barked again in a daze.

"what?"

The thousand-year-old grass is an old grass that has already listed one hundred and eight ways of eating cats, and said calmly: "Do you want to eat it?"

Si Jing wrinkled his nose suspiciously, and said, "Take it out and show me first."

Let me see what brand it is.

Kan Ze then pulled the zipper and opened the bag.After the top was opened, the cream stuffed inside popped out.

Si Jing: "..."

It's catnip-like, nothing wrong with it.

Nutrition, if you insist, is not without...

But this is not the nutrient cream he imagined!

The boss narrowed his eyes.

Look, here's a weed full of yellow waste.

Why don't we gnaw him down.