The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Huan Yu's role will come later.During the filming break, a call came in. Bai Hongli took the phone and saw the word "benefactor" flashing on it, his voice softened a bit, avoiding the crowd, and asked in a low voice: "Benefactor?"

"Yeah." Si Jing was lying on the sofa with his head down, and at the moment he was barely freeing his hand to poke the tablet in an upside-down golden hook posture. The cat fur that came out was carefully collected and put into a small transparent jar, as if storing some treasure, "Are you free now?"

Bai Hongli was very respectful.

"Benefactor, if there is something, you can order it."

Boss Si hummed again, "How is your game?"

"……what?"

"I have to use your luck."

With enough food and drink, and no job, Si Jingxian's fur is about to grow mushrooms.Kan Ze went out on business and left the basin at home for cleaning. Si Jing raised his legs and kept his fingers on the screen while frowning. card."

On weekdays, Bai Hongli, who is as serious as an elderly person in the sunset red nursing home, was dumbfounded by the words.

"Puff... what?"

He sat on the chair provided by the crew, carefully wrote down the name, and then tried to download the game.Huan Yu had already come out of the dressing room, finalized his makeup, looked at him like this, and was a little surprised, "What is brother doing?"

He poked his head and glanced, Bai Hongli was struggling to find the entrance to draw the card.

"Where is the card drawer?"

Huan Yu laughed and pointed to him.Seeing that he didn't quite understand it, he simply pointed his finger, "Brother press this first..."

Their bodies got very close without realizing it, and their breaths were familiar.The big fat carp didn't notice it, so it picked up the spirit of the koi carp, and its men flew like flying, swishing and swishing ten times in a row.

Dangdangdang!

A total of four golden light cards appeared, which were rare and super rare, completely worthy of his status as a koi!

When he called Si Jing again, the African cat Si Jing envied a group, "Four..."

God knows, he hasn't caught one after playing for so long.

Maybe it's because it's a cat, and it's really not in harmony with the koi's aura. Si Jing's face is dark when it comes to this kind of thing, as if he came back from an equatorial country.Before being picked up from the grilled fish stall, he also tried to earn some money to fill his stomach through other means, but he lost whatever he invested and almost lost himself.

Later, he listened to the advice of the stray cat on the street corner, and brought back a second-hand broken computer to try to play live games.Because there is no camera, no face showing, all relying on hard manipulation, Si Jing is always in the drug ring, one hundred and eight thousand miles away from the safe zone, and can't even run wildly, they are really unlucky ones.

Moreover, every time he parachuted and hung on the wall or fell into the river, he turned around and was attacked by the enemy. The whole history of bitter blood and tears of a black-faced youth.

If he does this, he can start a career, that's hell.

Si Jing doesn't believe in evil, even after entering the circle, he reposts various lucky draw Weibo every day, hoping to win a big prize one day.

Adding up his trumpet and plus size, there were more than 1 lottery reposts; the one who actually won was only once.

It was the dried fish that Bai Hongli helped him draw at that time.

Listen, the listener weeps and the hearer is sad. .

Si Jing re-logged into his account, and seeing the four glittering ultra-rare cards, he suddenly had the arrogance to own the world.In order to express this arrogance, he changed into his original form, raised his voice, and let out a long-tailed meow.

"Meow~"

"Meow!"

"Meow..."

Immediately, all kinds of meowing sounds came and went, and his subjects howled wildly following the boss on the balcony upstairs and downstairs, like a pack of wolves howling at the moon.Si Jing put his tail to one side, and sat on the window sill in a majestic manner, raised a front paw, licked it slowly, and then rubbed his face.

After a while, Fenpen disappeared, and the real Kan Ze opened the door, holding a cardboard box in his hand.From the corner of his eyes, Si Jing knew that this was for himself again.

Kan Ze was afraid that he would be bored at home, so he bought toys in different ways.The cat toys at home are packed into a separate cabinet, and there are more than a dozen electric mice of various materials.

This time it was a small machine, and the earth-colored stuffed mole inside squeezed its chubby head through the openings, moving quickly, puffing out. Kan Ze explained: "Xiaohua can pat it and knock it back."

Si Jing was still squatting on the window sill licking his paws, ignoring his answers.

Playing this kind of thing is too childish.

He's not an unweaned kitten.

The big cat is as stable as Mount Tai, motionless, like a toy poked out of wool felt.

Kan Ze hugged him, "Come and try."

Si Daxie kicked him angrily.

try what!

What is there to try? It is said that I have never played such childish things-tsk, don't beat me!

He kicked for a long time but didn't push it away, so he had to be hugged and placed in front of the toy, eye-to-eye with that stupid plush groundhog, Si Jing's eyes were wider than the button-made groundhog's eyes It was still big, and I was holding my breath in my heart. When I saw it popping up again, I slapped it down fiercely.

The groundhog let out a long "chi--" when he slapped it, and immediately went back into the soil. After a while, it emerged from another hole.

... a little bit of fun.

Si Jing simply put his two front paws on the machine, his olive green eyes were round, and because he was too focused, his two hairy ears drooped down and pressed against his face.He sharpened his claws, leaned forward, stretched his short legs forward, bowed left and right, and slapped his head quickly and accurately.

Mr. Groundhog screamed again and again when he slapped him, and his body was scratched by his sharp nails, revealing the velvet.

Si Jing slapped the last one back as well, and almost never slapped the doll's head off.He licked his paw, feeling a little proud, and turned his head to meow repeatedly at Kan Ze.

did you see it?

Turning around, he was stunned by Kan Ze's gaze.

The man sat cross-legged on the carpet, staring at him without blinking. From the back of the round head that looked like a big dumpling filled with peanuts, he could see the 100% unadorned cuteness.Da Tangyuan turned her head at this moment, just in time to collide with his eyes that had not yet been put away, and was stunned for a while.

He had seen such a look in the eyes of those who had raised him.But there seemed to be something more in Kan Ze's eyes than other people's.

What exactly is there?Si Jing couldn't tell.It's just that he was stared at like this, and he felt a little inexplicable palpitations, so he moved his head back again, pretending to concentrate on taking pictures of toys.

In fact, he was a little absent-minded.After realizing what was stuck on the back of the head, the whole cat trembled.

"Meow!"

what are you doing?

Kan Ze said, "Little Hua, the fur from the toy is stained."

He spread the hand that just touched the back of the kitty's head, and there were two khaki-colored hairs lying on Kan Ze's palm, which were obviously pulled off by Si Jing just now.The poor little groundhog was almost bald by Si Jing.

Si Jing withdrew his claws, feeling a little guilty.He lowered his head, and after a while, he slowly lifted it up again.

On the table is the photo that Kan Ze brought back today, which was taken before.The man on the cover didn't look at the camera, but showed more of his side face, and the curve of his jaw became more and more obvious.

Danfeng eyes, distant mountain eyebrows.Born indifferent and elegant, it seems that there is no other world.Wrapped in a British-style suit, the thousand-year-old grass was also wrapped into a yuppie, and the gold-rimmed glasses were casually held between the slender fingers.

Si Jing looked at that face, feeling inexplicable and uncomfortable, he didn't know what was going on in his mind.He simply stepped on it, covering that face, pretending he didn't see it.

But I couldn't see it anymore, and felt empty again.

Si Jing moved his paw away again, swept his hairy tail, and licked his lips.

After Kan Ze exposed his identity, he became more and more undisguised. In the past few days, he made the sub-basin out of the window to go to work instead of himself, and only occasionally went to work that he had to go to in person.Although they both knew that they were monsters, if it was true, the way they got along hadn't changed much.

Si Jing is still in front of his weed-smoking little ancestor, and Kan Ze is still the shit-shoveling officer who sucks cats.It's just that at night, the leaves curl up on the kittens, and the kittens have to pat their paws one by one to be honest.

As for what happened before, to be honest, it didn't bother Si Jing at all.

After all, he is still a cat.Although human moral constraints work, there are still biological instincts.On a special day like spring, I am occasionally attracted by the old grass in my home, and I can't help but go up and nibble on him to make soup... This is not unacceptable.

And won't give birth to cubs.

... Not to mention, it's actually quite comfortable.Thinking about it now, it makes Kitty's ears tremble with joy.After that, Si Jing was basically not interested in watching cat movies, and when he saw the two cats downstairs developing a marriage relationship, he even felt a little bit of sympathy for watching a poor child who can only play with cheap toys.

To be honest, it doesn't look so cool.That slick little female cat is not as handsome as this thousand-year-old grass-born!

Poor thing, these children have never been to the real heaven at all! .

... These are easy to say.

But when he saw Kan Ze, his heart always ran like a broken heart, what's the matter?

Si Jing rested his head on his paws, thinking seriously.

Could it be some cat disease that he didn't know about?

heart disease?

The boss was startled.

Kan Ze didn't know what he was looking at these two days. He was facing the computer with a smile on his lips.Thinking, Si Jing hugged his tail and licked it for a while, then let his white belly dry out, lay down on the carpet, and waited confidently to be stroked.But after waiting for a long time, he didn't wait for the man to come. He raised his eyes and looked at the computer screen that was still on. He was immediately angry and felt very uncomfortable.

Take a look, what's there to see!

Does the screen have ears or a tail?

Still have my fluffy belly?

He jumped on the table angrily, the sequelae from the previous two days were still there, although Kan Ze was considerate to him later and never gave him soup, but his legs were a little weak after all.Si Jing tried to jump, but the arc changed direction halfway, and fell straight to the carpet like a small cannonball.

Seeing that it was about to fall, the man seemed to have eyes at the back of his head, and quietly drilled two stems out of his sleeves, which protected him firmly and placed them on the table.

Si Jing landed on the ground, striding aggressively towards the computer with short legs.

Let me take a look, which little fairy am I looking at?

He poked his head over and squeezed abruptly in front of Kan Ze's head.

I'd like to see--

There was a familiar face on the screen, the tails of the eyes were slightly raised, and the face was covered with dust that couldn't stop him from being handsome.

……Hey?

He flicked his tail back and forth, staring at the face on the screen, wondering why it looked so familiar.

... Hey?

Wait a minute……

Isn't it him?

The boss suddenly suffocated.

He looked at himself on the screen with a sullen face, then took out a grenade from his pocket, and threw it into the distance without pulling the ring off; seeing that the thing hadn't exploded for a long time, he went to check it, but this time he fumbled for it. The ring was pulled, and the effect was immediate, and he was killed by himself in an instant.The spurted blood gurgles like a small fountain, even the color is very prominent, it is a particularly bright bright red, bubbling up, making him look like a fountain light show in a square opened on his chest.

Si Jing watched it so much that he wanted to bang his head on the tofu.

When is this a sand sculpture plot!

Not to mention that there is a plot of "a shot to the head from eight hundred miles away", using Tai Chi to repel the entire army.Si Jing watched and felt as if he was watching a fantasy drama.

If it was so easy, why would he suffer this kind of crime every year?If Tai Chi can fight against the enemy, just a group of old men and women in the square can become the undefeated God of War, okay?

This is public execution!

Si Jing was so ashamed that he immediately slapped the power off button with his paw.

"Why do you turn it off?" Kan Ze held his paw and wrapped it in his palm, "Why do you want to turn it off?"

Why else?

Si Daxie thought to himself, for the eyesight and physical and mental health of all the people!

In order not to make you blind and blind!

Kan Ze doesn't think so.He pinched the meat pad in his hand, lifted it up, and kissed it on his lips, "I think it's fine."

"..."

Si Jing turned his head to look at him in disbelief.

Have you been kicked in the head by Erha?

Kan Ze is still boasting, "Our little flower acted so well, it moved people to tears. In just a few shots, the emotions are performed very well."

"..."

God damn it is tear-jerking.

Si Jing worriedly patted his face with his paw, the grass must have been out of the sun for too long, is it stupid?

Or lack of water, can't move your head?

He immediately kicked over the cup on the table, and the cold water in the cup spilled all over Kan Ze's body, half of his trousers were soaked, dripping and splashing down the bottom of his trousers.Si Jing poured water on him, then patted him with his paw, and slapped him, "Meow, meow!"

Are you awake?

Are you calm?

Kan Ze couldn't laugh or cry, he lifted the culprit in front of him, but the culprit still stretched his body, trying to kick his head with his back foot.

Wake up, silly grass!

You are also in the entertainment industry, if you can feel good about this kind of film, your acting career is basically over!

Kan Ze patted his hairy belly, and the little belly he patted dangled, and the hair on it shone like waves.The two fluffy balls on the bottom followed suit, and Kan Ze touched it. The little ancestor glared at him immediately, and kicked hard on his arms.

Kan Ze hugged him like a child.

"Stop making trouble, stop making trouble," the man coaxed, "I just watched the clips of your past acting."

When Si Jing entered the circle, he signed a contract with a small company and didn't have any good resources. At the beginning, all the dramas he received were magical dramas, with a lot of lines in them. Now it seems that he just graduated from a school for the mentally handicapped.Some netizens deliberately edited out this black history, in order to add some trouble to Sijing and find some black spots.The fans down there were so angry, they yelled about how long it's been going on, and they brought it up to talk about it, how could it represent Si Jing's current level?

Fanhei started a war in the comment area, and the smoke filled the air, and Kan Ze, who forcibly tasted this so-called black spot, turned it into a scattered sweetness.

He changed a pair of pants and sat back to watch, smiling like an old father at Si Jing in the camera.The cat squatted in front of him, staring at his face intently, thinking that the grass was hopeless.

You can eat it directly.

After the video is played, the next one is automatically connected.

"And now an urgent news--"

Si Jing's ears moved suddenly.

"A male corpse appeared in the suburbs of this city. He was about 24 to 26 years old. His identity was unknown. He was wearing a dark sweater, a plaid jacket, and brown pants. Anyone with knowledge, please provide clues to the police..."

The shot of the deceased just flashed by, but Si Jing caught a glimpse of the blood stains on the ground.

A bit much.

He looked up at Kan Ze, and Kan Ze also frowned, and took a second look, as if confirming something.

Immediately, the man pulled the video playback bar back a bit, and confirmed again.

Si Jing inexplicably felt that this was somewhat similar to Chen Caicai's death.

Demon again?

He was a little uncertain, meowed twice, and was rubbed on the head by Kan Ze.

"It's okay," Kan Ze said, with an inexplicably convincing force in his voice, "Don't be nervous."

In the evening, Si Jing called to remind the vixen.

"Are you ready to take care of things?"

The fox was also quite helpless in his heart, explaining: "Currently, most capable demons are basically in estrus. At this time, they are patronizing mating, and they don't want to come out of the house, and the human form can't be stable. Who cares about people's affairs? I'm contacting those thousand-year-old monsters to see if they're willing to show up."

The Si bosses who were also in estrus were anxious: "Then did you get in touch?"

With such a method, don't wait until you find someone who comes forward, the existence of the demon will be completely exposed!

"I found it, I found it," the fox said hurriedly, "I have already contacted one, and it should arrive within two days. Don't worry."

Si Jing confirmed: "Are you capable?"

"It must be," said the fox, "where is the thousand-year-old demon!"

It was a night of wind and rain.Si Jingwo was nestled in the catnip grass, pulled open his skirt, stepped on the milk with his paws, ready to suck a few more mouthfuls.Before I could bury my head, I heard a bang outside, and there was a clap of thunder.

The thief is scary.

The kitty raised his hairy head from his chest, faintly feeling something was wrong.When I looked again, the curtains were not completely drawn tightly, as if something was exposed, it was a strong and powerful tail.

Si Jing: ...

Si Jing:? ? ?

Why, there are normal people living here!

He jumped up, and Kan Ze also realized something, and pulled the curtain open with a stalk and leaf—a huge dragon outside was aggrieved and curled up on the small window sill of his house, with its claws tightly together , the body hovered, and the lantern-like longan swept over, as if excited, and opened his mouth to scream.

"Roar--"

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Kan Ze opened the window at once, threw a pillow into his mouth, and blocked the sentence abruptly.Jiaolong got stuck in his shell and kept coughing, like a cat whose throat was stuck by a fishbone, chuffing endlessly.Finally, he raised his neck and swallowed abruptly.He opened his mouth again and spit out several balls of cotton balls.

Si Jing meowed at him.

Calm down, transform into a human form first, and I will open the door for you!

Jiaolong: What?Kick the door?

The prosperity of the company is knotted.

no--

Jiaolong had already raised his claws, swept his tail across, broke the floor-to-ceiling windows, and rushed into the room abruptly.The wind and rain from outside came in together, and the three monsters present looked at each other with extremely complicated emotions.

Si Jing huddled in the man's arms, but still shivered.

He is a fairy.

He really didn't want to say he knew the dragon.