The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Si Jing is still thinking: "If it works, buy two more."

Broker: "...do you think buying a production line is buying a belt?"

Buy two more? ?

Why don't you set up a factory?

Si Jing was taken aback: "Can I contract the factory?"

"No!" Yuan Fang got up from the ground, "Don't think about it, the private enterprise is so big, there are several well-known brands under it - even if they sell you, they can't afford it, if you want toilet water , ask the assistant to help you buy a few more bottles."

He paused, and couldn't help but say, "What is the smell that makes you want it so much?"

Si Daxie thought about it seriously, and gave a subtle but definite answer: "The taste of heartbeat."

"..."

Yuan Fang felt that he seemed to be mentally ill, and he could smell any toilet water, so that his heart would sprout.

But even so, he still sent the new assistant to his cash cow who might have a hole in his brain.

That afternoon, the little assistant knocked on Si Jing's door with a pile of plastic bags.He put the plastic bottles inside out one by one, and before he had time to take them out, Si Jing had already moved over, frowned, and sniffed the top of the plastic bag.

He showed a disgusted expression, "What does this smell like?"

The little assistant was taken aback.

"No, Brother Si..."

Isn't that what you want?

Si Jing was silent for a while, and said, "This is not what I want."

"But I bought everything I have," said the little assistant, pointing to him one by one. "Here are mosquito repellents, peppermint ones, and elegant floral fragrances..."

The plastic bottles stood in a row in front of him with their heads held high, choking people.Si Jing didn't believe in evil, and said firmly, "There must be something else."

"It's gone."

The little assistant simply opened Baidu to show him, "Just these kinds, Brother Si, take a look," he pointed to Si Jing one by one, "Isn't it, is it gone? Brother Si?"

Si Jing took his mobile phone and searched for a long time.

The result remains unchanged.

The little assistant said, "Let me just say it, Si...Brother Si?"

He looked up suddenly, startled.

It's just buying a few bottles of toilet water. Why does it look like Si Jing's expression seems to be deprived of his dreams by life?

……

The dream of buying scents was shattered, and Si Jing didn't sleep well all night.He tossed and turned on the bed for a long time, and finally climbed down again, carefully dipped his hand in the half-bottle of that treasure's water, and sprinkled it on the cardboard box by the window.

The breath in the air permeated, Si Jing's nose twitched, and he turned into a cat contentedly, lying comfortably in the box.

The dream is full of this soul-stirring aroma.It was as if the bristlegrass scratched his nose lightly, the ball of wool rolled back and forth on the ground, and the little furry dragonfly on the cat teasing stick hopped and hopped.

Si Jing stretched out his hairy paws with great effort, trying to grab the smell back.The blood was blown out in waves, and the eyes were full of colorful colors.

When I woke up the next morning, there was a small piece of wetness on the corner of the box.

The short-legged cat meowed and arched its back, ready to jump out handsomely.But with those little long legs, he couldn't jump up at all. He tripped over the edge of the cardboard box halfway, and the whole box turned upside down, crushing him tightly.

Si Jing had no choice but to resign himself to his fate, and struggled to put his short claws out of the box, kicking the box open.

He saw the wet spot.After hesitating for a while, he bent his nose up and sniffed.

……

It's dying.

It's not spring either, so how come I'm in heat?

This can be a bit exciting.

Si Jing hesitated for a while, thinking that he should be old enough to find a wife.

There are a lot of cats nearby.There are also many little female cats with delicate bodies and affectionate eyebrows, most of them dare not approach him because of his majesty as a demon.On the contrary, there are also a few brave ones who approach the boss and dare to rub that silky tail against each other, their voices are shrill and long, full of romantic love.

Si Jing is also a single cat, but maybe it's because he has become a demon, no matter how he looks at these cats, he doesn't like them.

No idea of ​​mating at all.

Even "Animal World", which is quite exciting, can watch Si Jing without blushing and heartbeat, as if the two animals that are chattering in Mr. Zhao's magnetic dubbing are not of the same species as him at all. of.

The other cats can't do it. When I come to his house and catch a glimpse once or twice, it's like scratching through a broken pot.

Speaking of spring...

Si Jing put his hairy round head on the carpet, and made serious calculations.

It's October now, and it won't be long.

When Yuan Fang came to pick him up to meet the producer, Si Jing reminded: "My spring schedule will be free."

Yuan Fang didn't turn his head back, "Yes, I'm on vacation."

Speaking of it made him, a gold agent, grit his teeth with hatred, "Si Jing, look, how can a star like you take such a long vacation when he is popular? ——Three months, you Is it because I am afraid that my current enthusiasm is not enough to defeat?"

Si Jing moved and adjusted a more comfortable posture, as soft as if he had no bones.

"So what if the heat is gone?"

"It won't be popular anymore!"

Si Jing said, "What if you don't become popular?"

"There will be no jobs and no money."

Si Jing thought for a while, and felt that this was not a big problem.

"My current money is enough to buy dried fish for decades."

Yuan Fang was familiar with his way of always talking about the cat master, so he was not surprised, but asked, "Do you still want to buy a production line?"

"..."

"With the production line, you can have countless bottles of toilet water with the flavor you want."

The Si boss in the back seat suddenly straightened his back, and his enthusiasm for work was ignited by the toilet water.

His eyes are round and big, with upturned tails, like a cat.At this moment, the inside is bright and full of strange light, "What else is there to do?"

"..." Yuan Fang said with complicated emotions, "We have to go to a magazine to shoot first, and then go to have dinner with Zhang Zuo."

The magazine is now the first-line top magazine in China, the sound of film shooting is loud, and the cameraman with curly hair is holding up his orchid finger and directing Si Jing, "Come on, Si Jing, put your hand on that On Pomeranian's head....No problem, it doesn't bite, yes, you hold it up."

Si Jing looked as if he had seen a ghost, he slowly lowered his eyes and stared at the dog.

hug who?

"Hold him up," the photographer repeated, "Si Jing, just hug him normally—hey? Why did this dog pee?"

Under Si Jing's death gaze, the fluffy Pomeranian was so frightened that its hind legs twitched, and it didn't move. After a while, it raised one leg, shook it twice, and urinated.

The props hurried forward to tidy up, and the expression of the photographer was indescribable: "What's the matter with this dog? Didn't you say that you have been trained?"

Bomei's legs were still twitching, like she was suffering from epilepsy, she was so afraid that she didn't even dare to lift her head, she just shrank her body and hid in her master's arms, trembling.The little curly-haired photographer exclaimed unhappily, and had no choice but to command, "Change another!"

It was replaced by a puppet cat with a big fluffy tail, which was too peaceful to shoot.

The puppet cat's tail rubbed against the young man's cheek. Although it was a completely different species, the eyes gave the same impression—clear and round, with only the tails of the eyes upturned, carrying the same cunning and contempt.The cameraman looked back at the photos in the camera and was very satisfied.

"Si Jing's expressiveness is very good," he said, "It's just that dog just now, what happened to that dog?"

Yuan Fang stood aside and laughed, "Maybe I'm a little nervous."

The cameraman seemed to remember something, "Speaking of which, Kan Ze has a dog, and it's a German blackback. I've seen it before, but it's majestic, such a big dog, it's actually very obedient when shooting, and the training is really good .”

Si Jing gathered his clothes and came over, and frowned when he heard the word dog, he was so disgusted, "He still has a dog?"

Sure enough, there is nothing wrong with a stupid man raising a stupid dog.

Yuan Fang kept giving him winks.The photographer didn't realize it, and kept asking, "Does Si Jing not like dogs?"

"I don't like it." Boss Si rolled up his cuffs, expressionless, "Not only is he stupid, but he also has a special eating habit, preferring excrement. I don't have this habit, so I don't like it."

"..."

The photographer who heard the insinuation from it laughed dryly, "Haha, it's so humorous, hahaha..."

Soulless laughter.

Yuan Fang laughed soullessly along with him, and the villain in his heart pressed Si Jing's head down and beat him countless times.As soon as he got in the car, his voice immediately became louder: "Si Jing!"

"Ah."

"I have a word—"

"MMP," the boss said calmly, "I told you for you."

Yuan Fang was speechless for a while, then turned his head back angrily, and reminded: "Don't say that when you see Kan Ze later, and put away your disgusting face. Don't quarrel with others."

He was really afraid that the ancestor would ask something if he opened his mouth.When these two deadly enemies collide, maybe it's a comet hitting the earth, bang, it's a mess!

He can't count on Si Jing to change his character, he can only count on Kan Ze, who is famous for his reliability, to be reliable, and it is enough not to be attacked by Si Jingqi on the spot.

Even if you really do it... just show some sympathy and don't slap your face.

I still have to rely on this to eat.

When he arrived, Zuo Zhang was already waiting in the private room, and there were still a few people in the seat.One is Xiaohua, who is very popular nowadays, Jiao Didi calls Sheng Sige, and the other is the actor who is over [-] years old, Bai Hongli, I heard that he is very strict, and he doesn't even smile.

Yuan Fang caught a glimpse of a senior present, and his heart skipped a beat.

He pulled Si Jing to say hello to others, took a seat, and said, "Mr. Zhang, is there anyone here?"

Producer Zhang also knows about the festivities between Si Jing and Kan Ze, so calling all the people who are going to be on the show now is somewhat of a way to keep the two from making trouble on stage, "Kan Ze's traffic is stuck in the middle of the road , will be here in a few minutes."

As soon as the voice fell, the waiter at the door had already pushed open the door, and a voice came from behind: "Sorry, sorry, it's a bit late—Brother Kan, come, this is Zhang Zuo—"

As the waiter stepped aside, everyone in the box could see who was coming.

The figure of the man who came in after the manager was like a stretched grass.The sleeves of the shirt were rolled up loosely, revealing a section of the forearm with clear lines, and the voice was low, "Zhang Zuo."

His gaze swept over slowly, greeted everyone in the box one by one, and finally looked at Si Jing, nodded, "Nice meeting."

Yuan Fang hurriedly stood up and reached out to pull his artist.

"We met for the first time, this is Si Jing—Si Jing? Si Jing???"

Si Daxie couldn't move his eyeballs anymore, his nose moved quickly, and his eyes were wide open.He sniffed the familiar aroma, which was hundreds of times stronger than that in the plastic bottle, and he was almost drunk, as if he had fallen into a honey jar, a wine jar, and stepped on clouds under his feet.

—God.

Boss Si suddenly felt that his dream had been returned.The sudden happiness was like a hailstorm, knocking his hairy head unconscious.

This is not a deadly enemy.

This is the walking humanoid Six Gods!

The author has something to say: Si Jing: To smoke, or not to smoke, that is the question...

Assistant Kan Ze: ...Damn it, Si Jing is indeed an illegitimate child.Don't say no, look, he's drooling at my Brother Kan!The last time he asked me what car perfume I wanted, he must have wanted to collect my Brother Kan's deodorant! ! !

In a way, no problem emmm.