The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Si Jing's eyes widened, and he kicked his hind legs vigorously, aggressively.

"Meow!"

Why do you still bring such a shameless force to buy and sell?

It's a pity that he was born with a cute appearance, even if he stares at this moment, it has no deterrent effect.The olive blue eyes were big and round, with clear pupils, more like dolls on a shelf. He couldn't touch Kan Ze after kicking his legs for a long time, so he couldn't help but get angry.

Instead, Kan Ze took the opportunity to touch his belly.

The belly feels very good to the touch, with fine fluff. When touched, it feels like a warm hot water bag. It seems that when the hands are squeezed, the soft flesh can leak out like water from the cracks in the palms.Kan Ze touched it, and his stomach was deflated at the moment, obviously he was really hungry.

"hungry?"

Si Jing meowed loudly at him.

This silly cat.

Kan Ze put him in his arms, and after unilaterally declaring that it was his cat, he naturally fed it.Boss Si turned his head back with a strong backbone at first, but the aroma was really strong, and after a while, he turned his head back slowly.Kan Ze grabbed the little yellow croaker, removed its tail, and stuffed it into his mouth one by one, feeding him saliva from time to time.

Si Daxie Maowei patted his arm.

What to throw?

Waste food.

Can the tail be eaten too?

He cocked his tail, and bit the crispy fish tail that he pulled off into his mouth, making a crunching sound.Kan Ze said: "Eat slowly, this fish has too many spines on its tail."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a dog barking suddenly outside.Si Jing's heart skipped a beat.

Someone pulled the rein of the German black back, and brought the black back into the house, which he hadn't seen for a long time. I haven't seen the dog for two months. The dog has become taller, with smooth and shiny hair, and its ears are standing up alertly. It rushed up excitedly. Circle around Kan Ze.

Si Jing almost choked.

Why is this stupid dog still here?

Kan Ze asked, "Are you back?"

"Yes," said the man, thanking him again and again, "The performance was very good...Thank you, Mr. Kan, for agreeing to lend it to the crew. If it weren't for it, the filming would not have ended so smoothly."

Only then did Si Jing know why Er Hei had been missing for so long.A crew needed a pet to appear on camera, but the one that was selected was sick again, and couldn't find a more suitable one for a while.It just so happened that the director had worked with Kan Ze before, so Er Hei went to save the scene and played a supporting role.

Erhei had been in the crew for a few months, and he didn't seem to realize that he had become a star, so he jumped back and forth excitedly in the house, as if he wanted to demolish the house.With its red tongue sticking out, it circled around Kan Ze's trouser legs twice, and when it came up, it walked upright twice.

Heibei's legs were long and powerful, reaching Kan Ze's chest when he stood up.

Si Jing looked at it, a little envious.He quietly tiptoed his hind legs and tried to stand up——

He put it down again.

……

Let alone the chest, it is not as high as the table.

Usually, when opening the door in his original form, Si Jing basically had to jump.Speaking of which made Maozhong Yiba feel uncomfortable.

"Okay, don't get excited," Kan Ze patted it, "Go home, come in first."

Erhei ran in from the entrance, and immediately saw the short-legged cat eating fish on the table.

It is now a rare and exciting period for it to come back. It is friendly to everyone, and even the cat looks like seeing family members. It immediately ran over with four strong and powerful legs.Si Jing stared at him, and squawked with the fish in his mouth.

Stupid dog!

leave me alone!

The German black back couldn't understand, he gasped for hot air, and sprayed Si Jing all over with dog-like breath.Before Si Jing could react, his head had already been licked by a dog's tongue. It was so wet that the hairs on the top of his head were sticking together into strands and sticking up high.

Si Jing was taken aback by the head that approached him off guard, and suddenly said, "Meow-cough, cough cough!"

A thorn that he didn't have time to chew stuck into his mouth, and he frowned, coughing repeatedly.Erhei didn't know that he had caused trouble, so after he finished licking, he happily stood aside, his eyes filled with the joy of reunion after a long absence.

Si Jing... Si Jing couldn't be happy at all.

He coughed until tears came out, and Kan Ze, who had sent the man out, realized something was wrong when he came back, stepped forward a few steps, and opened the cat's mouth.

He pointed it at the light, found a small flashlight, and signaled Si Jing to close his eyes.

"Xiao Hua, be good, watch your eyes carefully."

The short-legged cat crouched on his lap and was forced to show him with its mouth wide open.

Kan Ze's hand fixed his head, taking pictures again and again, and finally determined the position.He was holding small tweezers, in fact, a very thin stem protruded from the sleeve, and it quickly went into his mouth, avoiding the small tongue, wrapped the small fishbone firmly and accurately, and pulled it out .

"Okay," he said, broke off the thorn, scowled, and snapped it into several pieces, "Let you bully our little flower."

Boss Si looked at him like a fool, thinking that he was coaxing him like an unweaned kitten.

The stuck thing was finally gone, Si Jing coughed twice, feeling much better, and meowed for water.Kan Ze touched his forehead and asked strangely, "Why is it so wet?"

Why are you still asking!

The boss thought to himself, why do you ask me, you should look at the dog next to you!

This stupid dog!

The stupid dog sat on his tail and let out a happy puff.

Kan Ze led Erhei in to eat, and then came out again to take the kitten to take a bath.He rubbed his wet head, dumbfounded, "Did Er Hei lick it?"

A smell of black back.

Si Jing ignored him, jumped into the pool from his arms, and squatted down quietly.A large ball of snow-white foam appeared from Kan Ze's hands. He was almost submerged in the foam. If he wanted to wash which leg, he stretched out that leg first.

Kan Ze rubbed his paws, cleaning all the crevices.The meat pad was smooth and tender, quite elastic. He pinched it and coaxed him to switch to the other one, "Change the foot."

Boss Si gave him a perverted look, and put the other hind leg into his hand.

After being carried out, Si Jing was wrapped in a towel and blown on with a hair dryer. When the towel was lifted, he exploded into a lion cub.He lay fluffy on the sofa, stretched his legs, and painted the whole sofa as his own territory.

Didn't you say raise him?

To raise him, it must be done according to his preferences.

Si Jing drew a few circles in his mind, this piece, that piece, and that piece...all belong to me.

After Erhei finished his meal, he ran over excitedly and wanted to lie down on the sofa, but immediately received a warning that the kitty was not welcome.

"Meow!"

The German black back couldn't understand, his eyes were still full of enthusiasm, and he was panting.

Si Jing patted the dog's head with his tail again.

Can't go, you know?

This is my place!

Erhei seemed to understand, he really didn't try to lie down on the sofa, and obediently lay down on the carpet with his tail crossed.Si Jing looked at the way it put its big head in its fur and didn't dare to move, and felt inexplicably that this dog is stupid, but it's kind of cute.

This evaluation is rare.

Si Jing hates dogs more because of experience.Before being picked up by the second owner, he wandered on the streets for a long time. He was just weaned not long ago, and he didn't even have the ability, so he had to dig through the trash to find something to eat for himself.

At that time, people were already poor, so what could be found in the garbage dump.Si Jing was so hungry that he would bite even plastic bags, and he licked the slightly meaty canned food over and over again.It was so easy to find a chicken bone one day, and I thought I could lick it more, but a wolf dog raised in the village jumped out, snatched the bone, and chased him with its mouth wide open.

It rains, the dirt road is slippery, and his legs are short.He stumbled and fell several times, was chased by a wolf dog, bit him several times, and almost died on the side of the road.

It's not that he didn't want to go home.

Before wandering around, Si Jing also fumbled back to the mansion—but the lady in the mansion had already fled abroad, and the servants left behind would not care if the lady threw away the unwanted milk cat and yelled at him scold.Si Jing wanted to sneak into the house, but when he saw that they had taken out the brooms, he had no choice but to turn around and run away.

He was beaten on the head and face several times, and he was not without grievances.

Si Jing is a purebred cat.He can't remember his parents, but he only knows that the lady of the mansion bought him from abroad at a high price. After that, he was dressed in rich clothes, wrapped in silk, satin and silk, and his feet almost didn't touch the ground. Or that lady's arms.They kissed him on the head, gave him various English names, taught him to play with a ball of yarn, to raise his voice in a childish voice and act like a baby.

He had thought that this was how he would spend his whole life. ——Although it can't be said to be rich and luxurious, it is indeed pampered.

But the facts have proved that this kind of favor from people has never been reliable.

Si Jing narrowed his eyes, but he couldn't remember the face of the mansion lady.When he was in exile, he really hated and didn't understand, but later, he was completely relieved.

What can there be?

In such a difficult time, it is extremely difficult for people and people to survive.Father and son, lover, brother... There are many betrayals and betrayals.Everyone is swimming towards the shore stepping on bones and blood, just looking for a way to survive.

Si Jing isn't even a human, just a cat.It doesn't matter whether he's called Andre or Joey, Honey or Goodie, it doesn't change.In peacetime, he can be hugged and amuse; but in wartime, he is a burden, a complete burden.

Who would want such baggage?

Jiaolong, who helped him cultivate, once asked him, "Since you want to take revenge, why don't you clean up those who abandoned you at the beginning?"

Si Jing thought for a long time.

In fact, it was not that he had never seen the lady again.She did not escape the country successfully, but was trapped in the city.The ship stopped, and she couldn't get a ticket and pass, so naturally she couldn't get out.

When she met Si Jing again, the carriage she was going out was stopped by a small group of invaders. Several accompanying people trembled and talked for a long time, but it didn't work. They took out their ID cards, but a man still stepped on with a grinning smile. carriage.

Through the lifted curtain, Si Jing saw that face.

She's apparently doing just fine.With a new cat in her arms, she squatted on her lap. It was still a kitten, not big, and curled up its tail in panic.He was picked up by the man and thrown out.

Jiaolong frowned, "What's next?"

"The back?" Si Jing said calmly, "Why should I keep this kind of beast."

- all killed.

When his knife passed through, it met the young lady's wide-eyed eyes.She was still screaming loudly, Si Jing shook off the blood spattered on his hand, and compared to her, "Hush."

He picked up the trembling kitten and stuffed it into his arms again.

This time-

Stop throwing it away.

Immediately, Si Jing jumped off the carriage.

He never looked back once.

Jiaolong obviously disagreed, "Every time you kill one more person, the punishment you have to bear will be even heavier - is it worth it for the person who abandoned you in the first place?"

Si Jing said, "She's still human."

But those things are all animals.

He has been looking forward to it for many years, and only now has he hoped for peace.Peace, it is just two simple words, in this day and age, it is just a word printed in textbooks, and two words that are occasionally mentioned in international conferences.

For Si Jing, it is the time when a person truly becomes a human being.

Before that, they can only be reduced to animals, or livestock.

Si Jing has a dream, which is often laughed at by fans.Every birthday or Christmas, the reporter interviewed: "Do you have any wishes to share with you?"

Si Jing said: "World peace."

So there was a lot of laughter underneath.Fans all felt that their boss was really innocent and cute, and his words were serious and cute.

Only Si Jing knew that he was really serious.

Perhaps it is the most serious wish from birth to now.

-

Fortunately, Erhei was completely different from the vicious wolfhounds in the village, and he showed a sense of stupidity from the beginning to the end.The director called to praise it, and he was full of praise for its performance, "It's very obedient! Let me do what you want, and its appearance is mighty and domineering, and there seems to be a play in its eyes... Except for a professionally trained police dog, I have never seen it more A qualified dog actor."

Si Jing couldn't believe it, and turned to look at Er Hei.Erhei was trying to bite his own tail at the moment, running erratically, circling on the ground, grinning.

...Where is the domineering?

Boss Si thought to himself, this director might not be blind.

Don't ask me to talk about cooperation in the future, I never cooperate with blind people.

Kan Ze smiled, "It's good that I can help you."

He hung up the phone, rubbed Erhei's head rewardingly, and turned to look at the cat slumped on the sofa.

The short-legged cat looked at him with dead fish eyes.

Kan Ze: "Xiaohua, it's been two days."

So?

Si Jing stretched his hind legs, and his posture was quite unrefined.

Kan Ze stroked his belly, "You really won't regain your human form, so you're going to live like this?"

Ha ha.

Si Jing held his breath, Gululu turned over on the sofa.

Don't be an idiot to me, brother—what are you doing in a human form? It's basically written in your eyes.

I look good like this, even if I'm in heat, I can solve it by myself, I don't need to play cat teaser with you, thank you.

Kan Ze looked very worried, he hesitated to speak, "Come by yourself, it's not good for your health."

He saw him last time, this silly cat almost took a layer of skin off himself, obviously he hadn't touched it much, and he was quite unskilled.

Si Jing patted his tail and stood up aggressively.

Don't worry about it!

He barked a few times out the window, and within a short while, Kanze's house was full of cats—all of them were females, all of them were sleek and beautiful.Erhei was pushed into the corner by the sudden army of cats, and stood against the wall aggrievedly, while Si Jing was among a bunch of female cats, meowing at Kanze triumphantly.

I said no, right?

"..."

Kan Ze suppressed a smile, and didn't have the heart to tell him that he suddenly dropped down among the group of adult female cats, just like their newborn cubs.

He stretched out his hand to push aside a few, and pulled out the one with the shortest legs, "You are not worthy."

Why don't you deserve it?

Kan Ze: "The size doesn't match."

They won't be happy.

Si Jing: "..."

Hell size.

Unwillingly, he lay down, scratched his hind legs, watched for a long time, and Kan Ze took the opportunity to touch his hairy balls, and the hair on his back exploded into a stegosaurus.

touch touch, touch what?

Brother I'm clearly quite amazing in size!Quite - astonishingly -

small.

Si Jing was silent for a moment, then sat down again, and licked his paws.

Kan Ze: "I said so."

Si Jing didn't move his nest, and he didn't even intend to transform. He even narrowed his eyes and looked at Kan Ze, wanting to go up and punch him, to see what kind of yellow waste was in his mind.

At the moment, the catnip grass is indeed full of human-shaped love and affection, and the leaves curled up and lowered their heads when they thought about dividing the pots.He stroked the kitten's back and asked calmly, "Is it really the same?"

constant!

Si Jing regards death as home.

Even death doesn't change!

This is how I look, without a shape!

You have the ability, play cat teaser with me like this!

Kan Ze was actually not in a hurry, and said, "Okay."

Then I packed up and got ready to sleep.

Si Jing automatically and consciously jumped onto the bed, occupying more than half of it as a matter of course, still looking at him from the corner of his eye, full of suspicion.

What is the Humanoid Six Gods planning to do?

Before going to bed, Kan Ze said, "Let's watch TV for a while."

Si Jing sat up a little straighter, staring at the TV screen, wagging his tail in approval.

The variety shows he and Kan Ze filmed before are still on the air, and Si Jing hasn't watched these episodes yet, so he plans to watch them carefully.

But when Kan Ze passed by that station, he quickly switched it on and pressed hard on the remote control.

Si Jing was unhappy, and patted him with his hairy tail, "Meow!"

What are you doing?

How about a little professionalism?The stage is over!

"Don't watch that," Kan Ze said, fixing the station to a channel, "Let's watch this."

"..."

Si Jing glanced at the screen, his head suddenly became dizzy, and his head throbbed with pain.

"I saw the preview." Kan Ze smiled softly, "Cheetah's Spring Day, this is a special program of "Animal World"."

"..."

Boss Si stared at him like he was staring at a demon.

Cheetahs are cats, and so is he.

Cheetahs are in heat in spring, and so is he.

What's the difference between this and pulling yourself to watch cat movies? !

Boss Si suddenly thought of those cat movies that he had secretly saved in the secret file on the D drive, and the more he thought about it, the more thirsty he became.In addition, the animals of the same family on the screen have already started to groan, the window is open, and there are feral cats screaming affectionately outside, and they are screaming for spring. He listened to these, and the roots of his ears gradually became hot , opened his mouth uncontrollably, and let out a mouthful of hot air.