The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Kan Ze stretched out his hands, covered the ears of the short-legged milk cat in his arms, and repeated what he had just said.

"It scares Xiaohua."

"..." Fang Yuan said, "Brother Kan, no, whoever scares who—"

Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that it was the short-legged cat looking for trouble.

But Kan Ze made up his mind to take sides, so he had no choice but to take the white cat out of his arms. The white cat couldn't believe it. When it reached the door, its paws tightly hugged the doorknob, and it was still meowing unwillingly.

"Do you really want me to go?"

"My meat pad is very soft, it must be softer than this one!"

Weird.

Si Jing immediately exposed his puffy paw pads and rubbed them against Kan Ze's hands.Pretty healthy tender pink, soft and elastic, the toenails are tightly hidden, only a little point will be exposed when pinched.According to cat lovers, this is called strawberry flavor.

It's clearly my weakness!

White Cat: "Meow——"

I still have fluffy belly!

The short-legged cat turned over in an instant, spread its limbs, and showed its fur belly to it.At a young age, most of the belly is covered with short fluff, which is smooth and delicate, with layers of snow-white, and it feels good to the touch even from a long distance.Put it on, and you can still feel the warm temperature.

Born to be cute.

The white cat couldn't help it, the last cry was extremely long and full of reluctance.Si Daxie puffed up his chest, bared a row of small fangs at it, meowed back aggressively, and watched it go.

He finally felt relieved, but still holding his breath, he kicked Kan Ze vigorously and gnawed at the man again.

Kan Ze stretched out his finger and let him bite, "Xiao Hua."

Si Jing blasted his fur at him, the hair on his back exploded, quite fierce.

Don't call me old man!

Don't suffer the old man!

If I don't come, what are you going to do with that white cat?Ah, tell me, besides hugging and rubbing it, what else are you going to do?

Want to lick it from beginning to end? ?

Kan Ze lowered his voice, hugged him in his arms, stroked the back of his neck and coaxed him, "Xiaohua."

The short-legged cat spat out the hand in its mouth angrily, and turned its head, leaving him with a round head.

Kan Ze: "It's hurt."

Si Jing paused.

"Its paws were scratched and infected." Kan Ze gave way, revealing the basket beside him, which contained medicines and bandages for pets. I took the medicine. It’s already healed today, and I won’t come here again.”

"..."

"I promise."

"..."

Who wants you to guarantee.

But Si Jing's head slowly turned back.

Isn't it just a cat without its owner? Naturally, he can also cover it.It is not difficult to give something to eat and find a nest.Si Jing himself has been a stray cat, so he knows what it's like.

Being kicked out by dogs, rummaging through the trash, getting in the rain, being so dirty all day long that you can't even tell the color of its fur, naturally no one will pick it up and take it back.He was injured again, and if the wound was infected and left untreated, he was basically not far from death.

very uncomfortable.

Si Jing didn't say anything for a long time, and only after a long time tentatively picked up the man's skirt.

This time, it was not lifted out again, and the whole body was buried in it smoothly.A ball of fur rubbed against Kan Ze's sweater, with small barbs on his tongue, licking his chest until he was dizzy, like a baby bird that had fallen into a wine jar.

Kan Ze let it suck, and soon after, he noticed that the cat in the clothes gradually became quiet and took a long breath.Looking into the open placket, it was sleeping soundly, smacking its lips in a dream, its slender beard trembling slightly.

A small ball, curled up to make it even smaller, hidden in the clothes, it can hardly feel the weight.

Kan Ze stroked its head.

"Go to sleep."

"..."

The boss is always stepping on milk in his dreams.The feet felt smooth and firm to the touch, and Si Jing was still a little dazed when he was woken up by the urge to urinate.

Dazed and opened his eyes, it was still being held by the man, lying in his arms.

Kan Ze took a shower, and now he changed into a bathrobe with loose straps.Si Jing sniffed hard again, and was reluctant to move the place for a long time, until the physiological mechanism kept urging it to do something, the short-legged cat shrank its head, and got out of the man's arms, without disturbing anyone to go to the bathroom Walk.

The toilet is not working. If it falls in now, no one will catch it up.Boss Si had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, squatting in a daze at the entrance of the sewer in the corner to solve his physical problems, and yawned drowsily.

It grinned, revealing its bright red tongue and white teeth, calmly raised its legs, and released the water.

Wow, clean it up.Si Jing bit off a tissue, sat on it and rubbed his head, and then threw the tissue into the wastebasket again.

It subconsciously pawed twice on the ground, realized something was wrong, and hurriedly retracted its legs.

……

Such a strong breath.

Where did it come from?

Si Jing sniffed vigorously, feeling dizzy, not knowing what was going on.The breath seemed to come alive, and it kept actively drilling into his nose, as if it was a little fluff on the tip of a feather, scratching his heart.

tickle.

This time the smell was stronger than the previous ones.It was a serenade before, but this time it is a symphony. The number of people performing is not on the same level.If it was just light wine before, it must be at least vodka, not strong.

Si Jing was in a daze, and stopped digging the ground, just sucked his nose, and walked towards the direction where the smell came from with drunken steps.

It seems to be on the shelf.

He stepped on the toilet seat and almost slipped, but he quickly bit the towel hanging on it, so he didn't fall off.Jumping from the toilet to the sink, and then from the sink to the shelf, Si Jing buried his round head in it, and searched hard among the piles of dirty clothes.

What is it?

...what is it?

It bit the clothes that were picked out and threw them down, stepped on the shelf with difficulty, arched back and forth, and arched a small round cave.

……and many more.

Si Jing's olive green eyes suddenly widened, he bit a small piece of fabric with his teeth, and licked it with his tongue uncertainly.

Yes!

It's the taste!

He clenched his mouth tightly, and couldn't wait to pull the cloth out, and the mysterious cloth slowly revealed its original shape.Si Jing bit the booty and jumped onto the sink, impatiently flattening himself, ready to bury himself in it and suck it.

……

Wait a minute.

He froze suddenly.

This is so-

This thin fabric, this shape...

This is a pair of underpants? ! !

At this moment, the brain that was confused by the breath was completely awake.The boss stared at the clothes in front of him, swallowed, and turned his head abruptly.

He didn't believe it.

How could this be underwear?

Why is it this?

- This can't suck.

Si Jing barely maintained his sanity. As the only remaining cat demon in the cat world, his behavior and handling of things represented the face of the entire cat world!

How can such a shameful thing be sucked? !

Speaking out, how could he have the face to walk in the rivers and lakes?

Can't suck, can't suck, the boss's head shakes fast, turning himself into a furry rattle.

"..."

But it smells really good.

He buried his face between his short paws, turned his head to look at the fabric hesitantly, then lowered his head and rubbed himself vigorously, scratching his heart and liver, and rolled over on the sink, quite entangled.

Smell it, swallow your saliva, and try to convince yourself.

Smell again...

At four o'clock in the morning, Si Jing didn't feel sleepy at all, staring at the clothes on the table, just like Adam staring at the forbidden fruit.Adam couldn't bear the temptation of the forbidden fruit, and the boss couldn't bear the attack of the smell a little bit, so he took a small step forward slowly and tentatively.

Oh heh.

It smells better.

He took another step, and seriously found a reason for himself.

I don't smoke, I just smell it.

I won't touch it at all!

I just, stay far away, smell...

He stuck his round, shaggy head up and sniffed wildly.The more you inhale, the more you go up, like old wine, all the gluttons in your stomach are awake now, making trouble.

Like Pandora's box.

The round head was getting closer and closer, and finally the moist pink nose touched the fabric, and the boss suddenly had a cleverness, raised his head alertly, and looked around.

There was no movement outside, and Kan Ze was still asleep, unaware that a cat was struggling with the problem of whether to suck or not.

Si Jing hesitated for a long time, and finally stuck out his claws slowly.

Anyway, no one knows...

Kan Ze is still asleep, so he won't know.I just took it over and smelled it, touched it a little, I wouldn't shamelessly bury myself in it and suck hard, that would be too shameless.

Just touch it a little bit!

After he had done enough mental construction, with a hook of his fur paw, he completely pulled the cloth over and covered his face.

Humanoid Six Gods like it, so it's this kind.

Tsk, four corners.

The fabric is quite comfortable and doesn't seem to be prone to static electricity.

It is also worthy of his faucet that makes people want to say goodbye, which can cover him completely.

……what.

This joyful breath made Si Jingmao's balls tremble, and he couldn't stand on his legs. He swayed and fell down on the table.The cloth was laid down to cover him, he took in breath repeatedly, and slowly showed his sharp claws.

The cat's eyes are blurred, and the cat's tail is limp, as if it doesn't know where it is today.

Si Jing stuffed the whole cat inside, biting a small piece with his teeth, licking and biting until he sucked it all over his head, and he didn't know when he changed into a human shape, sitting on the toilet seat with his ears and tail on his back Go up, bury your face in it and take a sharp breath.

It seems that the dignity of the cat clan that has just been erected has been thrown away.

It's more exciting than watching cat movies.

Before the stimulation was over, there was a sudden noise outside.Kan Ze seemed to have woken up, standing outside the bathroom door, about to pull the door open.

"..."

Boss Si suddenly woke up!

He himself is so human right now! !

Si Jing was in a hurry and was about to change back, but the more anxious he was at the moment, the more he used the wrong spell. The brain that had just been pumped up was slow, as if it couldn't move anymore, and only cared about sending joyful breaths to his limbs and bones.

Panicked, Si Daxie jumped up and quickly locked the door behind him.After locking it up, I still felt it was not enough, so I used my back to block it vigorously, fearing that someone would break into the door.

Good night, don't sleep well, why come to the bathroom?

Boss Si was so angry that he took advantage of this time and hurriedly tried to change back to his original form.

Gotta change, really gotta change—

Kan Ze outside twisted the doorknob, but didn't open it.He seemed a little surprised, and twisted it again, using some strength.

Still locked.

Kan Ze was silent for a while, then turned and left.Si Jing inside listened with sharp ears, and when he heard footsteps, he lowered his ears in relief.Boss Si rubbed his tail and his ears, trying to rub them down.

However, it was of no use, on the contrary, it made Mao Tail more energetic, waving wildly behind it, like a drunk.

Si Jing blocked the door, tentatively reaching for his underwear again.

There was a sudden sound of metal clashing outside. The short-legged cat didn't realize it at first, but then suddenly understood it, and the whole body trembled.

... this person.

special.

Did you go to the waiter to get the key?

The jingling sound of the key was more obvious, and then it was inserted into the lock.Si Jing was even more frightened, and kept jumping around in place, trying to transform himself back.

If you don't go back unchanged, it's really too late!

He is in a hurry.

It is almost an iron rule in the demon world not to reveal the identity of the demon clan.Not to mention that some monks and Taoists still harbor prejudices against them, the fact that the monster race has a long lifespan is enough to tempt these mortals.How could he be exposed in front of Kan Ze?

He didn't want to be caught slicing it yet.

The key had already been turned around in the lock, and the boss was bouncing around in the bathroom, his heart almost jumping out.

Ah!

How on earth can he change back! !

what--

The door was pulled open, and Si Jing desperately picked up his big tail and stuffed it into his tailbone, even pulling out a few precious hairs.Fortunately, the hard work finally paid off. After all, he used his cultivation correctly, and with a poof, he became an innocent and cute kitten again.

The kitten spun around a few times in a daze on the ground.

Dazzled.

Tired.

Kan Ze stood behind the wide-open door, looking a little surprised.After a while, he smiled warmer, bent down, and took the little hairball into his palm.

"Why here? Locked?"

Si Daxie swallowed, meowed guiltyly, performed a full set of plays, and even scratched the door twice with a bluff.

They all blamed this door for locking me inside.

This breaks the door!

If it's bad, it's bad!

Kan Ze looked through it and slowly fell behind.The clothes he changed tonight are one piece at a time, and only a pair of underwear is placed on the sink, which is also wrinkled.Kan Ze paused, and turned his gaze to Kan Ze. The kitten purred and looked at the ceiling.

It's none of my business, I didn't do anything.

This kind of house demolition looks like a husky at first glance!

Unexpectedly, Kan Ze did not investigate how the clothes were made into this appearance.He pursed his lips, turned around and hugged Si Jing even tighter, "Xiao Hua, I'm asleep."

In front of the principal, Si Jing didn't dare to openly take out his underwear, so he could only nod along with Kan Ze.

He reluctantly looked at the cloth several times.

...It's really fragrant.

If it wasn't so weird, he would have wanted to pack it secretly.

Gee.

How can there be such a smell?

The little cat tossed and tossed for a long time, and fell asleep almost as soon as the back touched the pillow.The lights in the room were all turned off, and it was pitch black, but Kan Ze still kept his eyes open, resting his hands on the cat and looking at the ceiling.

When he opened the bathroom door, he seemed to see a figure.

Familiar figure, with a quick glance, can't be sure who it is.Kan Ze's eyes wandered in the air for a long time, and then he thought about today's events and made a series of them.

He suddenly laughed.

in the case of--

That would be really interesting.

-

The next day, Si Jing ran away before Kan Ze got up, and packed the paper cups used by the other party before leaving.

The agent searched for a long time, and finally found the ancestor squatting in the grass outside the door. Si Jing was screaming "Mimi Mimi" all over the floor, waving a dried fish in his hand and trying his best to show off. Know what you're doing.

Yuan Fang: "...are you playing monkey?"

The boss ignored him and kept calling.After screaming for a long time, there was no movement in the grass. He straightened up in frustration, and simply opened the bag of the small dried fish in it, and threw it directly into his mouth.

The delicate boy Yuan Fang took out a wet wipe from his bag and handed it to him, "Spicy oil is on your mouth, bro."

Remember when you were an idol?

Si Jing wiped it hastily, and said, "I'm looking for a cat."

He didn't explain any more, he just rolled up the dirty wipes into a ball and put them in his pocket casually.

"You said, what's the reason why the cat can't come?"

Yuan Fang said casually, "Maybe there is not enough bait."

"Makes sense."

The boss nodded, and Shi Shiran took out his mobile phone.

Yuan Fang: "What are you doing?"

Boss Si squinted his eyes and dialed a number, "I'll call Bait."

The fat bait arrived in the grass not long after, wearing a shirt and trousers, a dark coat, a serious smile, and polished leather shoes. Standing in this grass, there is always an indescribable contradiction.When Yuan Fang saw this senior, his heart skipped a beat, and he turned to look at Si Jing, full of shock.

Didn't you just call Emperor Bai?

The entertainer of his family was standing lazily, in the rumored posture that could irritate the film king Bai, with his sleeves rolled up, and his expression was also lazy, like a cat lying on its belly to bask in the sun.Yuan Fang swallowed, quickly pulled down the sleeves of Si Jing's rolled-up sweater, and slapped him on the back again.

"Stand up straight," he said in a low voice, "don't make seniors uncomfortable."

Si Jing glanced at him, barely stood up, and stretched out his hand: "Yo."

Oh shit, Yuan Fang's temples suddenly started to throb.He knew Bai Hongli's style, and was trying to find a way to smooth things over, but he saw Bai Yingdi also stretched out a hand stiffly, imitating Si Jing's appearance, and said hello, "Yo."

The agent couldn't close his mouth at all.

He looked at this, then at that, incredulous.

Bai Yingdi's voice was not as severe as usual, he didn't dare to call his benefactor in front of Yuan Fang, he just said: "Come to me, what's the matter?"

Si Jing hummed, putting his hands in his trouser pockets.

"Find me a cat."

……

What are you looking for?

"Cat," Si Jing saw Yusheng's suspicious expression, and repeated again, "Don't be afraid."

Why are you not afraid of this!

The film king Bai really wanted to shout loudly, let a fish look for a cat, what is the difference between this and a tender little sheep looking for a wolf, a chicken cub looking for an eagle as a mother, and a gourd baby going to save grandpa one by one?

Isn't this all courting death?

Si Jing sent his manager away, "Senior White is here, so you go first."

He glanced at the big fat carp, and the carp shivered.

Yuan Fang hadn't woken up from the shock of when Film Emperor Bai had such a good temper, and heard this senior who is known for his sternness tremblingly chimed in: "Mmmm. I will take good care of him."

After Bai Hongli said that, Yuan Fang naturally couldn't refute his face.So after thinking about it, he really left, but before leaving, he tugged on Si Jing's lapel and inevitably gave a warning in a low voice.

"Don't make trouble, be polite, he is a senior after all."

Boss Si, ah, ah, the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out.As soon as Yuan Fang walked away, he immediately urged: "Quickly release your smell."

Bai Hongli, who was used as bait, was aggrieved and withdrew some of his demonic power, dissipating the fishy smell covering his body, like an earthworm hanging on a fishing rod, his eyes filled with despair for life.

"so?"

Si Jing sniffed and smelled it, and came up with an idea: "Take off your coat, the smell is even stronger."

Bai Hongli also took off his coat and hung it on the branch, "This... so?"

Si Jingci comforted him with kind eyes: "It's okay, I won't let them eat you."

After a pause, he licked his lips again and said from the bottom of his heart, "But you smell really delicious."

The delicious big fat carp shuddered and silently hugged itself tighter.

This is like a weasel saying that he doesn't eat chicken, no, he can't be comforted by this false promise at all.