The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The bottle is a small mouth glass bottle.The people in the studio stood aside, at a loss, not daring to smash the bottle and hurt it, so they just stood there anxiously, like a husband waiting for his wife to come out of the operating room.

Seeing Kan Ze approaching, he hurriedly said, "Brother Kan, it's stuck—this—"

Kan Ze frowned slightly.

"Come give me a hand."

He said, turning and walking towards the open kitchen.

The olive oil was quickly poured on the hands and spread evenly on the mouth of the bottle.One of the two hugged the cat, the other pulled the bottle, Si Jing shrunk his white fluffy cheeks, the three of them worked together, and after a lot of effort, they finally heard a pop——

With a coat of golden hair soaked in oil, he pulled his round head out of the bottle.The strength is really a bit strong, and the walking is not very stable, shaking three times with one step.

Kan Ze picked it up, lowered his head in distress, and kissed the hairy head several times.

"Are you all right, little flower?"

Si Jing was dizzy and lay in his arms without saying a word.

Gee.

A lot of stars spinning around.

He grabbed Kan Ze's clothes with his paws, and leaned against his strong chest through the thin layer of clothes.The oily stains around his neck looked like he was wearing a string of necklaces, and now they were glistening, rubbing all the oil on the man's white shirt.

Kan Ze was not angry either, but hugged him even tighter.

"Take another shower, huh?"

He carried the kitten to the bathroom.The young man in the back felt guilty and uneasy, he raised his voice and asked, "Brother Kan, what about me?"

"Send Si Jing's script as well," Kan Ze stretched out his hand to adjust the water temperature, without turning his head, "It's next door."

The young man went to knock on the door as he said, and after a while, he came back with his head down, "There is no one next door."

Kan Ze was startled.

"no one?"

He remembered that Si Jing had clearly not announced this time in the past few days.

……

At seven o'clock in the evening, Yuan Fang also knocked on the door of his artist.He stood at the door and knocked persistently for two hours, until the nearby neighbors almost wanted to complain to him, then he turned around in surprise and headed for Kan Ze's house, "Did Brother Kan see Si Jing? Our Si Jing Why is it missing?"

Si Jing's olive green round eyes were squinted, spread out in the shit shovel officer's arms, stretching out his claws to grab the gadgets on the top that Kan Ze was carrying and jumping around.The packaging was almost completely torn off. Si Jing sharpened his claws on the plastic board above, making a creaking sound. The few nails protruding from the pads were thin and pointed, and Kan Ze held them with special nails. Scissors, holding up a cat's paws and cut them off one by one.

The clipped nails were also stored in the storage box, and the storage box was locked, like a treasure.It's just that the cropped Si Jing walked distortedly, and his short body was twisted into a hemp flower.

The cat boss admired the heroic posture of himself walking in the mirror, and suddenly became furious.

How did this get twisted like this?

It looks like a big sushi with stuffing.

"Meow!"

He yelled in protest again aggressively, angrily beckoning the man to come over to see the serious consequences.

Kan Ze was called over by him, watching him crookedly performing snakeskin moves, and suppressed a smile.

"I just had my nails cut, and I might not be used to it," Kan Ze leaned over and touched his head, "It will be fine after a while."

Yuan Fang didn't see the cat in Kan Ze's arms, he was anxious about it, and his heart was furious.

"Where can this go? Why don't you go and look for it?"

Hearing Yuan Fang's words, the cat lord raised his bi-color eyes and stared quietly.

Am I not right here?

Where are you going to find me?

Yuan Fang tried to make a call, but the bell rang, but unfortunately it sounded like he was next door, only separated by a thin door.The agent turned all kinds of conjectures in his mind, planning how to open the door, and worried, "Could it be that you fainted in the bathtub?"

Kan Ze also frowned, thinking of that radiant face, pursed his thin lips.

He said in a deep voice, "Then open the door."

Yuan Fang said, "How?"

When he touched the phone, he wanted to find a master lock picker, "I'll go down there to see if there is a small advertisement—"

Kan Ze said, "No need."

He went into the bedroom and took out a bunch of keys.Yuan Fang watched helplessly as he inserted the key in, and as soon as he turned it, the door of the next room opened, and he couldn't even close his mouth.

Even Si Jing looked up at him in shock, meowing.

Where I live, why do you have a key?

Yuan Fang knew that this was Kan Ze's house, but he always thought that this man had given all the keys to Si Jing. Now he was a little surprised to see that Kan Ze opened the door so easily.He opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but swallowed again.

Fortunately, they are all working in a studio now.

Otherwise, the enemy would have the keys to their house in their hands, and they would be able to open the door without any effort at all.

What if you want to kill someone in the middle of the night?

Kan Ze opened the door, the phone was still lying on the table by the window, trembling and beeping.Si Jing was not there, and there was no one in the room. Several people looked around and became more worried.

Where did you go, and you didn't bring your phone?

They couldn't find it anywhere, so they closed the door and went back to Kanze's room.

Si Jing walked over with strides, circling around Kan Ze's feet, meowing in a milky voice, hooking the corner of Kan Ze's clothes with his hairy paws, motioning for someone to carry him up .

The man stretched out his hand, picked up the small thing that was only the size of two palms, and held it firmly in his arms.Yuan Fang lowered his head, and met the olive-green round eyes in Kan Ze's arms.

Huh?

He looked a little surprised, and looked again, staring at the familiar short legs thoughtfully.

"Why is this cat here with Mr. Kan?"

The young man in the studio asked strangely, "Isn't this Brother Kan's cat?"

"No," Yuan Fang said, stretching out his hand familiarly to pinch the hairy ear, "This belongs to Si Jing's family, and it has been worshiped like an ancestor, and he never touches the house twice a day... Tsk."

Boss Si turned his head in disgust, and dodged, Yuan Fang found nothing.

He was not angry either, and said: "The legs are not long, but the temper is quite strong."

Si Jing Youyou raised his eyes and looked at him, his eyes filled with fear.

you.

Say.

What?

The big boss laughed back angrily.With olive green cat eyes open, he scratched out a paw along the way.

Ah.

Taking advantage of a few people not paying attention, he stepped on the air conditioner outside the window and turned into his home. He slapped the computer open with his paw, opened the word document aggressively, and typed.

After typing, he set an alarm clock and went back the same way.

The few people in Kan Ze's room just waited until midnight, but they didn't hear any movement from the next door.The anxiety became more and more serious, and I even thought about calling the police, since I was a public figure after all.

What if he was kidnapped by some crazy fan?

In the early hours of the morning, there was a sudden noise next door.A few people rushed over and opened the door, but only the computer was on, and it was placed on the table.

Turn it over and see that there are lines written on it.

[Run away from home, don't look for it! 】

Yuan Fang: "..."

Kan Ze: "..."

runaway?

Si Daxie licked his milk-brown paws in satisfaction.

Let you say that I have short legs, I ran away from home and became a cat next door, can't I find it?

Yuan Fang really couldn't find it, his head was going bald, "This man!"

Why is it not reliable at all!

The unreliable Si Boss was leisurely and leisurely, watching his manager wandering around in front of him, he was in a good mood and ate two more small dried fish.

Si Jing Guangming occupied the bed of the humanoid Six Gods.

Kan Ze really doted on him, seeing him with a round head and a round head slipping into the bed without stopping him, and even helped him find a good place, leaning against his arms.He pinched the cat's paws, the cat was sleeping in all kinds of meat and vegetables, lying in his arms revealing its soft and messy white belly, exposing the cat's balls, sleeping comfortably, sniffing its nose in dreams, as if falling into a cat A sea of ​​mint.

The life of being a cat is very comfortable, only a little.With the shadow of the last time, Si Jing is unwilling to solve his important problems in this room even if he is killed.

When he had this urge, he quietly groped through the window to go back, and murmured hard in his own room.

The location is right, um, it's all so hearty.

After two or three days like this, Kan Ze realized something was wrong.The cat litter box was empty, the sand was still sand, the particles were distinct, and it didn't look like it was gathered at all.

After finishing work, Kan Ze stopped by the pet hospital.

"No excretion?" The veterinarian recorded the symptoms and explained, "It may be due to constipation. If this continues, it will definitely be bad for the body."

Kan Ze frowned, typed in the memo on the phone, and asked, "Then, do you see?"

The doctor gave him vials of castor oil and medical swabs.

"Use this to unclog," he said, "it'll be better."

Kan Ze put away his things, thanked him, and then walked out of the courtyard.The sun was just right outside, he lowered his head slightly, and quickly got into the car.

On the billboard is the advertisement of Sijing. The young man is smiling but not smiling, his eyes are slightly raised, and the amorous energy in his eyes can't be melted away, and the breath around him is interpreting the wind and moon.He bit a red cherry in his mouth, the bright red sticks between his teeth, the color almost rushed into people's eyes.

Fang Yuandao was also looking at the billboard, and sighed: "Si Jing is really a natural talent."

Erotic but not obscene, even with a natural wildness and arrogance, which doubled the charm of this person even more.

It's just, "The usual temperament is really bad. Now that I have entered the studio, why don't I know how to say hello when I go out?"

Kan Ze unconsciously tapped his fingers a few times on the seat, and said flatly, "He hasn't worked these days."

Sensitively aware that Kan Ze didn't like to speak up, Fang Yuandao moved his lips and swallowed the rest of the words.Kan Ze was still thinking about the cat at home, so he went home to take a look while he still had a break at noon.

Open the door, and colorful hairballs come into view.

"..."

"...!!!"

The house is full of cats.Big, small, flowery, non-flowery, orange, white, long-haired, and short-haired. At the moment, they are packed in the room like a race representative meeting, completely occupying the long-haired carpet.Erhei, a family member, was squeezed into a corner by the group of cats, and aggrievedly poked out a dog's head from the gap, watching.

Si Jing is in a meeting.

He moved house, and the base naturally had to follow suit.At this moment, all the cats under his command gathered and reported to him the big and small things that happened in the past few days. The long-haired cat licked his paw respectfully, the blue cat acted as a pillow for him to lean on, and Si Jing lay alone on the sofa , like an emperor with three thousand beauties.Hearing the sound of the door opening, hundreds of pairs of eyes turned around and looked towards this side faintly.

Stared at by countless pairs of round eyes, Fang Yuandao was completely startled. Looking at the hairballs all over the floor, he tried hard to find a gap to settle down.

"Brother Kan, did you just buy a cat garden?"

The man also paused, then changed his shoes and shook his head.

"No."

Fang Yuan was suffocated.

"Only one is mine," Kan Ze explained lightly, "The others should have been brought here."

Fang Yuandao's face was distorted, looking at Si Daxie who was sitting on the knees of a beautiful cat, he couldn't help but swear.

"Fuck, it must have been hooked up by it, right?"

What kind of enviable cat life is this?

Si Jing raised his face lazily, dismissing these mortals who had never seen the world.It wasn't until the familiar breath approached that he straightened his short legs as if benevolent, and rubbed his head.

Haven't seen this battle?These are all my men.

Yes, that's right, I am such a boss.

Kan Ze is only concerned about its health problems at the moment, holding it and walking towards the corner, "Let me see..."

Squeezing away the cat ball, he saw the cat toilet in the corner.There was still nothing in it, obviously the meeting had just been held and the public restrooms hadn't been able to do their job yet.

Kan Ze frowned even tighter.

He counted in his mind that it had been four days.

Four days, no more excretion activities, the problem is indeed very serious.

Time to act.

Kan Ze took apart the cotton swab.

Si Jing pressed his paws on the cotton swab, kicked them vigorously without knowing it, watched them roll away, and chased them up and down again, quite innocently, not knowing what would happen to him later.

Castor oil was poured on the cotton swab. Kan Ze walked closer and patted himself.

"Come here, little flower."

His tone was quite kind, and he set out a can of fish.

"Come here, I'll give you something to eat."

Boss Si raised his hairy tail, walked over proudly, and was hugged in his arms logically.The fur on his body was rubbed along the lines, his eyes narrowed in comfort, and he almost let out two small snores from his mouth.

It smells so good.

Si Jingwen's mind faltered uncontrollably, all he could think about was how to suck it later.His subjects and subordinates watched eagerly from below, and no one dared to step forward.

Seeing that the timing was just right, Kan Ze squeezed the cotton swab tightly, and suddenly pulled away the hairy tail.

……

Ok?

Si Jing felt something was wrong.

Kan Ze aimed at the place and used the rainstorm pear blossom needle.The castor oil on it is moist, as if it is about to be pushed in.

Uh-huh? ?

……

I'm sooooooooooooooo!

It's a dry hammer! !

Si Jing instantly woke up from the sweetness of the fragrance, and his eyes, which were already round, almost took up half of his face, were both surprised and unbelievable.He jumped forward suddenly, and was pulled back by his hind legs.

"This won't work," Kan Ze taught, frowning. "If you're sick, you need to be cured. After it's inserted, you can stink."

I pull a wool!

Si Jing was completely startled, and moved forward like crazy, twisting left and right, but refused to let the cotton swab in smoothly.

Let go of me!

I'm not sick! ! !

Kan Ze didn't let it go: "Be obedient."

Si Jing kicked him hard with his paws, and in a panic, he snapped his sharp little white teeth and bit Kan Ze's wrist.Taking advantage of the strength in the man's hand, he subconsciously let go, and hurried out.

Come on, cat, help!

The group of cats below were staring at the big guy's miraculous debut, but now he yelled sternly, but they came to their senses.One or two couldn't care less about admiring the chrysanthemums and the balls, a group of cats jumped up desperately, vowing to save the boss from the hands of this mortal.

"Meow……"

"Meow!"

When a group of cats rushed forward, the posture was indeed scary.Fang Yuandao next to him was startled, surrounded by fur balls, and at a loss, he could only watch the milk-brown short-legged cat nimbly hopping left and right, and under the protection of the group of cats, it jumped out in a blink of an eye. out the window and disappeared.

Boss Si headed back to his home, and the first thing he did was to transform into a human form and take off his pants in front of the mirror.

He touched a small piece of slippery castor oil in a special area, his expression was gloomy, he was afraid and panicked, and his scalp was numb.

"Fuck..."

Fortunately, just a little bit, just a little bit.

A little more, and he would really be indescribable with cotton swabs.

He has been a big boss in the cat world for so many years, and this is the first time he almost staged a live performance of picking chrysanthemums and going southeast.Si Jing stretched his legs, but he could still feel something strange. The angry Si boss just wanted to greet his arch-enemy Immortal Banban in a friendly manner.

This is not only a deadly enemy, but also a pervert!

Si Jing went to the bathroom and took a shower for a long time to rinse off the strange feeling.But the soul that has suffered a huge trauma cannot be restored to its original state at all.

Can't do it.

The cat of Kan Ze's family can't do it.

Fortunately, he moved a lot of small objects from Kan Ze's room intermittently a few days ago, but they can still be used for him to suck for a while.Si Jing pulled his head from under the mattress, pulled out a pillowcase, sniffed it preciously, and hugged it to bed.After thinking about it, he pulled out another pillow and firmly protected the mysterious part of himself that was almost threatened.

Always feel chilly.

The boss was terrified.

Still be human.

At least there will be no such threat.

After waking up, Si Jing, who reappeared in human form, awkwardly walked out the door.Fang Yuandao next door was dealing with the follow-up of yesterday's Hundred Cats War in disgrace, and finally invited all these cat masters out, and the things in the house suffered a lot. He went out to sweep the broken vase, but heard a creak, and the door next door opened up.The young man who hadn't seen him for a few days came out and was waiting for plastic surgery. He still looked normal, but his standing posture was a little strange.

Fang Yuandao straightened up, "Are you back?"

"Ah."

Si Jing's face was paralyzed, and he was about to go out to find some food. He didn't want to say a word, "Goodbye."

Seeing it makes my butt feel cold.

Fang Yuan said in a daze, "Oh... goodbye."

He lowered his head again and continued to clean. Kan Ze also came out with a garbage bag and put it by the door, "Throw this away together, and post some cat hunting notices later—Si Jing?"

Si Jing's eyes widened instantly.

"What are you doing standing there?" Kan Ze smiled softly, "Where have you been these few days?"

"..."

The young man was still staring at him, his face blushing unnaturally.

Kan Ze looked amused, but couldn't help but feel soft-hearted, and took a step forward.

"you--"

Before he could say "I'm very worried", the young man suddenly stretched out his hand and covered the back of his head firmly, trying to block the whizzing chill.

Kan Ze: "...???"

Si Jingfei quickly greeted him cordially, "Goodbye."

With a bang, the door was closed.

Boss Si shrank back into the room cowardly for a moment, gritted his teeth and tied a piece of clothing around his waist to protect it more tightly.On the one hand, he is full of righteous indignation.

A beast!

"..."

"..."

The remaining two looked at each other.

What's going on here?

Fang Yuan said with a difficult voice: "I can pretend not to see the others."

But, "Why on earth do you want to cover your butt?"

Kan Ze was silent for a while, then the corners of his lips curled up suddenly.

Fang Yuan trembled even more.

No, the current enemy...

It turns out that they all look so gay in gay?

The author has something to say: Si Jing: I have become a human being, now you can't covet my pure body, can you?

Kan Ze: (meaningful) Hmm...