The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Kan Ze lay back again at dawn, obviously knowing the routines of variety shows.Sure enough, someone suddenly opened the curtain at six o'clock, the camera was facing them, and the red light was on, as if they had already started working diligently, "It's time to get up!"

Sleeping face, this can be regarded as a big killer.

Kan Ze tidied up in twos and twos, and when he turned his head to look at Si Jing, he was sitting in the corner hugging the quilt, clearly expressing his displeasure.He tried to struggle a few times, then fell headfirst, and continued to love each other with the quilt, "Don't make noise!"

The VJ at the door said, "Are you really up, Mr. Si?...Mr. Si?"

Si Jing closed the zipper again, getting up so angry that he just wanted to bite the sheets.

He didn't sleep much all night.

It was quite cold on the mountain at night, and the chill penetrated the tent, making people dizzy, and the dream was full of strong winds.The kitten rolled on the quilt, stretched its paws, and continued to sleep again.

Kan Ze rolled up his sleeves and covered his face with a warm handkerchief.

"Ugh..."

"Wipe your face first," Kan Ze said, pressing him down softly and irresistibly. "After wiping, maybe you can wake up."

Before he woke up, his breath was already quite strong.Si Jing gritted his teeth, opened his mouth, and grabbed his wrist with a groan. His sharp teeth rubbed against the inside of his forearm, leaving a small spot of water dripping on it.

Kan Ze was startled, then couldn't help laughing in a low voice, and turned his head around.

"Hiss—don't bite."

After a while, I added another sentence, "Good boy."

The expressions of the two managers who heard the word were as if they had seen a ghost.

--good?

obedient? ! ! !

Did you take the wrong script? !

Do you guys remember being enemies?What is this going to do, to play a family that loves each other and practice a harmonious society?

The voice inside became muffled again.After a long time, Kan Ze opened the curtain, and there were obviously a series of small round tooth marks on his hands. The boss with fluffy hair and slightly curly hair followed behind, stroking his hair back with one hand, his face full of impatience , looking like a gangster who is about to destroy the world.

While changing the tape, Yuan Fang reminded in a low voice: "Take the expression off your face."

Si Jing: "Huh?"

"Don't look like a newspaper," Yuan Fang said, tugging at his sleeves, full of worry, "The crackdown on gangsters and evil has been very strict recently."

Every time I see you looking like you want to fight with others, I am afraid that you will be the next one to be caught.

Si Jing: "..."

The shoot on this day was indoors.

Si Jing crossed his long legs and sat straight to one side.Kan Ze also changed into his indoor slippers. Seeing his position, he strode towards him.

The boss immediately stood up.

Chen Caicai raised her head with a surprised expression: "Brother Si?"

"Change location."

With a cold face, Si Jing sat down next to Best Actor Bai, far away from Kan Ze.

Chen Caicai just thought that they couldn't understand each other, so she pursed her lips and looked around.

"Tack-tack-tack-tack..."

Si Jing was taken aback, what's the sound?

He didn't think about the sound any more.Before the task started, the staff pulled all the suitcases of the guests into the house.

"..."

A bad premonition suddenly rose in Si Jing's heart.

In the next second, the premonition became true.

"Today's first task is to unpack the suitcase! Let's see what's in the suitcase of the god and goddess?"

Several agents had already seen it beforehand, and picked out the things that were too personal.Pulling it open now, most of it is miscellaneous, but for the sake of truth, it is still full.

Kan Ze's suitcase is the cleanest, except for a change of clothes and toiletries, there are only big headphones for listening to music.

Chen Caicai brought half a box of dolls, all of which looked cute and soft.

Bai Yingdi was the most serious, and he brought a stack of scripts and books, and a thick stack of notes.

Secretary King...

In Si Jing's box, more than half of the bag of dried fish was poured out.Spicy, spicy, five-spice wild peppers are piled up like a hill, and when they are all taken out and lined up, they look quite spectacular.

"Tack-tack-tack-tack..."

There it was again, and the sound was even louder.

Si Jing pricked up his ears, listened for a while, and then looked at King Bai.He asked suspiciously, "Brother Bai, are you... not feeling well?"

Bai Hongli's hands were shaking.His teeth collided up and down uncontrollably, in an inseparable intimacy, and the clicking noise came from his mouth.

His eyes widened, his writing was full of haste, and his voice was unexpectedly high, "No, nothing!"

"..."

Si Jing took a few more glances at him, feeling a little dizzy.

How does it look like, none of the guests on this show are normal people?

At this moment, Kan Ze's eyes suddenly paused.

The staff was pulling out a neatly folded white shirt from Si Jing's box.The top row of small buttons faced the sun, reflecting tiny shadows, "This dress is also Si Jing's? Why is there a saliva mark on it?"

Si Jing glanced at it, his heart skipped a beat, and then he started beating the snare drum.The sound of the drum was so deafening that it almost stunned the little cat.

It was the shirt that he sucked as Liushen.

It was he who secretly dragged it from the enemy's house back then!

Si Jing was fidgeting, glanced at his opponent out of the corner of his eye, and found that the other party's expression was the same, and his heart was slightly relieved.Isn't it just a shirt? There are so many shirts in the fashion industry, and there are thousands of styles if there are not tens of thousands. He will definitely not be found out if he has one——

However, Yuan Fang, an ignorant manager, wanted to break the news.

"Si Jing really likes this shirt," he said, "Not only did he bring it here, but he also kept it in his arms on the way, even when he slept—"

Ah ah ah ah ah!

The boss almost scratched him with his paws! !

The staff member turned around and asked for confirmation with a smile on his face: "Really?"

Si Jing closed his eyes, looked at the water mark and the bitten thread, and simply smashed the jar.

"real."

Not only do I sleep with my arms around, I also suck.

It smells delicious.

Have you ever seen a drug scene?The level of stimulation is about the same.

Yes that's right, I'm such a wild cat.

The staff laughed.

"I didn't expect Si Jing's hobby, it's quite interesting!"

"..."

Si Jing thought, it's more than interesting.

That is a big treasure, the kind that can make people drunk!

He said nonsense: "Without this one, I can't sleep, I have to wear it to sleep."

"Oh? Then you slept in this one yesterday?"

For some reason, Kan Ze's voice was slightly hoarse.He coughed, and then said in a deep voice, "Yes."

His eyes moved to Si Jing.Si Jing suddenly had the illusion of being scalded by boiling water, and subconsciously moved to the side of King Bai.

The sound of Bai Yingdi's teeth chattering became more obvious immediately, as stiff as a sculpture being enshrined.So much so that when the staff showed them the letter written by the fans and asked them if they were moved, Bai Hongli blurted out: "Don't dare to move, dare not move!"

My little heart is about to jump out! ! !

After the filming ended, Si Jing found that Kan Ze was a little strange, and looked at him several times, hesitating to speak.

"you……"

Si Jing: "What?"

Kan Ze looked away again, and unbuttoned his shirt.

"It's nothing."

After a while, his eyes floated back again, as if 502 glue had been pasted on Si Jing's body again, showing the expression of wanting to say something again.

"Si Jing..."

Boss Si slowly grew impatient, "What are you doing?"

Are you in a panic?

"Do not."

Si Jing gritted his teeth.

"manage--"

The boss couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Kan Ze by the collar, stared round his eyes, and pressed him against the wall aggressively, his voice was like a bell: "What are you doing? Do you want to fight?"

come!

Let's fight! !

Si Jing, who had a headache, was very angry and fierce.Kan Ze looked at him, pursed his lips, and answered.

"I just want to tell you—my shirt, the buttons are different."

"..."

The little cat still maintains its domineering posture of slamming people against the wall, but its thinking is broken, and it is abruptly broken into the Mariana Trench. After half a day, it took a long time to build a bridge in it and reconnect it.

"what?"

"Buttons." Kan Ze said, with a deep smile in his eyes, "I designed the buttons on that dress myself. There are special patterns on them."

"..."

Si Jing tried to struggle to the death, "It won't be—"

"That's the only one."

Si Jingmu loosened his clothes in a daze, with an expression as if he had seen a ghost.

He just slapped it!You can get a limited edition! !

How unlucky is this to be able to hit it in one draw? !

Immediately afterwards, there was a sudden heat on his shoulder.Kan Ze took off the denim jacket he was wearing and put it on him.

The sweet breath enveloped him.He numbly turned his head to look, the man looked quite calm, but there was a little redness at the base of his ears, looking at him.

"If you want, you can tell me directly." Kan Ze said, showing a rare look of embarrassment, "No need to take it like this."

"..."

What?

The kitty finally put things together with difficulty.

In Kan Ze's eyes.

I'm afraid I'm not the one who puts all his effort into stealing his clothes, not only taking them for collection, but also gnawing and licking them to sleep with him at night, coveting his soul and flesh and even the smell of his body, idiot?

The author has something to say: Kan Ze: The little idiot is so cute, hug him and give him a kiss——

Si Jing: (Patting his face with a paw, magnificently) Put your hand into Lao Tzu's mouth! ! !

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I thought you were coveting my body and soul, but it turns out that you only care about my taste.

It's a really sad story.