The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

"If you had the chance to go back to your childhood, would you still choose this path?"

When the host suddenly asked this question on the show, Si Jing raised his head and thought for a while, then replied: "Yes."

He didn't even hesitate.

"Why?" The host asked with a smile, "Is it because you are satisfied with your current life?"

"I'm satisfied," Si Jing twitched his lips, "It's not just one more time, but countless times, I don't regret embarking on this road."

He paused, then smiled wider.

"I have harvested enough."

It was already late at night when the show was recorded.Yuan Fang trotted to pour him a cup of hot tea, Si Jing licked it a little, and said critically, "It's not sweet enough."

"Are you still going to drink tea as syrup, ancestor?" Yuan Fang stared, "All right! Don't look at me like that, I'll add sugar for you—do you want lemonade?"

Si Jing said, "Drink."

Manager Yuan personally went over to make lemonade for him.The rest of Si Jing was bored in the lounge, repeatedly playing with the cup in his hand. Over there, Kan Ze had already sent a text message asking him when he would go back. Si Jing glanced at him and replied, "I want to have dinner with the host."

Catnip Grass made a crying emoji and said, "Don't drink alcohol."

"Worry." Si Jing clicked his tongue, "Don't drink."

He still knows what kind of virtue he has when he is drunk.

The sweetness of the honey lemonade was just right, Si Jing took a few sips, the host had already knocked on the door, and poked his head in, "Si Jing, let's go?"

This meal is all familiar hosts and guests.Since Si Jing's debut, he has appeared on this ace variety show more than once, and he is quite familiar with several MCs. He knows that he doesn't drink, and no one is ignorant of it at the moment. current situation.

There was a dish of steamed fish on the table, Si Jing picked it up with his chopsticks more frequently, and ate a few mouthfuls, which made the host laugh again and again, so he simply turned the plate in front of him, "Eat more."

Si Jing lowered his chopsticks and listened to a few people chatting one after another, but his mind no longer knew where to go.

It seems that I drank too much honey just now, and now my thoughts are like syrup, it is so sticky that I can't pull it out, and I can almost pull out silk.Si Jing frowned, vaguely feeling that something was wrong.

The hot water was bubbling hot, his mind turned into a paste, and even he didn't know what was going on in his brain at the moment.

It was hot from head to toe, but the floor was cold.

……Um?

Si Jing sensed something was wrong.

He came to the dinner party, so he naturally wore shoes and socks... Why did he feel that the floor was cold?

The people at the table were still chatting and laughing happily, and no one paid attention to this side.Si Jing clenched the tablecloth tightly, quickly lifted a small corner, and saw a big tail swinging under the table through the gap.

This time, Si Jing's eyes were hardly taken away.The tail swayed from side to side and hit the host's calf accurately. The host let out an ouch and lowered his head in surprise to lift the tablecloth, "What touched me?"

Si Jing suddenly sat up straight, hugged his big tail, and quickly stuffed it into the loose coat hanging on his knees.

The host didn't notice what was under the table, so he raised his body again in surprise, only to see that Si Jing had already walked out of the box with his coat in his arms, "What's wrong? You're leaving so fast?"

The young man didn't look back, "Go to the bathroom."

The host looked at him several times strangely.

... Strange.

Did Si Jing have a fur collar on his clothes when he came here?

Boss Si walked out of the box, seeing that there were not many people in the corridor, he walked into the bathroom with a few strides.He locked the door, and before he could take off his clothes, the hairy ears on the top of his head popped out.

Bang, a milk tea-colored hair grew on the left arm.

Bang, the right arm also grew full of milk tea-colored hair.

His hands and feet shrunk rapidly, and soft pink pads slowly grew on the palms like mushrooms, and long nails grew out; his legs seemed to be sawed off by someone, and they became shorter and shorter. The remaining finger is as long as it is, barely supporting it on the ground, dangling.

The short-legged cat unexpectedly changed its original shape, and stood there in a daze, reluctantly thinking for a while.

This is not right.

It's not a year or a festival, I don't drink or smoke catnip, why did it suddenly change?

This doesn't make sense!

He tried his best to transform back again, tried several times in succession, but when he lowered his head, he could only see the tip of his claws.

Depend on!

The short-legged cat glared, kicked the toilet hard, jumped up and down, and flickered several times on the ground in pain.

It can't be changed, can it?

This pissed off the cat.

Si Jingqi pressed his mobile phone with his forefoot, and sent a text message to his catnip grass. Before he could finish typing the sentence "at that restaurant on Pingnan Road", his world was spinning for a while.

Si Jing fell to the ground.Only vaguely, it seemed as if someone had picked it up, held it in the palm of the hand, and held it carefully.

"fine?"

"It's okay." The voice seemed to be separated by fog, and it was approaching and far away. "It's 500 years..."

"He has only been cultivating for decades!"

"But there is a dragon's cultivation in his body, right?" said the voice, "Dragon is much stronger for this kind of little demon with a low cultivation—he has been affected, and he has to pass this hurdle 500 years in advance gone."

To practice in the demon world, 500 years is a hurdle.Jiaolong was struck by lightning, Kan Ze changed his original form, and Si Jing's current situation, they can't say well, they only guess that the other party may also live on his original form within this year.

It's just that Mr. Si Jing didn't wake up, so this idea is obviously not right.

In the end, Bai Ze, who was invited, was experienced. He only glanced at it and said, "This is a 500-year catastrophe. We have to bring him back."

pull back.

Kan Ze was taken aback.

Bai Ze took a closer look, and said again: "Maybe he stayed in the period before he became a demon, not long after he was born."

Not long after birth!

Jiaolong's father's eyes lit up, and he immediately raised his hand.

"I'm going, I'm going!"

Cub!

Kan Ze took down his raised hand with a branch, and said righteously: "Of course I will go."

Bai Ze didn't stop him, but smiled and said: "Then you go."

The divine animal symbolizing peace took out a short stick of incense on its body and lit it.The fragrance is rich but not too sweet, it is as bright and friendly as sunlight, Jiaolong inhaled several times in a row, and was about to inhale again when Bai Ze waved the incense in front of Kan Ze.

"It takes about 20 years in the dream to finish a stick of incense."

"You're going to bring him back."

Kan Ze nodded, his eyes darkened.Under the smell of incense, he also slowly fell asleep and fell into a deep sleep.

……

Si Jing reluctantly opened his eyes amidst the chaos.Something soft beside him bumped into him, he raised his leg subconsciously, kicked it limply, and kicked the things around him far away; he was the only cat left in front of the warm source , subconsciously opened his mouth to catch the milk secreted by his mother.

Gudou Gudou, fragrant and sweet.

Unknowingly, several paws moved over.Si Jing raised his head, sucking pa-pa-pa-pa with relish, the kitten he kicked away just now was thinner, and hadn't opened his eyes yet, and was purring softly and tentatively moving around in place.The mother cat has a set of principles for educating her children. She only responds twice and does not get up to take it back to the nest.

That's right, that's right.

Si Jing thought with satisfaction.

Self-reliance, hard work!

--and many more.

This sentence seems familiar, but what does it mean...?

There are many people watching around, their laughter is very soft, like a kite floating in the air.Si Jing raised his eyes, those olive blue eyes attracted the interest of many young ladies, and they all praised and envied the little ball.One of them, who was quite familiar for some reason, said, "I want it."

The people who followed were embarrassed, "The wife at home said that cats are not allowed..."

The young lady didn't listen at all, she reached out to hug him.The servants who followed were frightened, fearing that it would have a bad temper, and instead scratched the delicate and fleshy lady of the mansion with a few traces of blood.

Fortunately, Si Jing just sniffed it disgustingly, and didn't have any extra reaction to this hand that smelled like cream.

The lady was delighted: "It seems that this is indeed my cat. How much is it in silver dollars?"

The person who brought the cat cub said a number.After listening to the lady, she asked someone to go back to the mansion to get it, "Just say I want to use it..."

"no need."

Another voice suddenly interrupted them, and several of them looked back in surprise, but it was a man who looked very young.The man looks broad shoulders and narrow waist, the suit design is just right, straight and smooth, the waistline is particularly obvious.

The faces of the few people who came along were all warm, and the lady of the mansion said: "This is the cat I set my eyes on first."

"Really?" The man who came smiled calmly, "I don't think so."

"Why not!" the young lady said angrily, "It's obvious that I fell in love with it first, you—"

What hole did you emerge from? !

The man remained calm, and only stretched out a hand, fiddling with it in the cat's litter.The cat cub smelled the intoxicating fragrance, immediately threw away the milk, and stumbled towards the direction where Kan Ze's hand was withdrawn.Its eyes haven't been fully opened yet, and the top of its head is covered with fine and soft fluff, which blows fluffy as if wearing a hat when touched a little.

A servant whispered: "This may be the son of the Kan family."

Hearing the word Kan Ze, the lady of the mansion stopped talking, remained silent for a while, and clenched her handkerchief even tighter.She had heard about the only grandson of the Kan family going abroad to study, but she didn't know that he came back today. At this time, the country was already in turmoil, and she didn't know why he came back.But when she saw the pocket watch this man was wearing and his clean and tidy demeanor, her original seven or eight percent belief suddenly became ten percent.

She couldn't fight anymore, so she had to take a step back and give up her position.With sharp eyes and quick hands, Kan Ze quickly fished out the kitty who was stumbling after his fingers and wanted to suck, and held him in his arms, satisfied.

It became.

This is Si Jing's childhood.It was never adopted by the lady of the mansion, but was brought back by Kan Ze.

Kan Ze doesn't care about hardships or difficulties.

All he knew was that if he raised her, he would never let Si Jing suffer the same pain again.