You're a cannon fodder

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Not everyone celebrates Qixi Festival, such as Xia Yang and Fang Zexi - of course, in Xia Yang's view, he is celebrating Qixi Festival with bamboo sticks.

Another example is the girls hanging in the lime workshop.

So when Zhuyeqing and Jan entered the channel at the same time, they were immediately grabbed by the rotten girls, and they didn't even have a chance to secretly jump to the encrypted sub-channel.

Fang Zexi sent Xia Yang a private chat.

Zhuyeqing: Let’s just stay here, I haven’t chatted with the girls for a long time.

Jan: Chat with me all night! ! !I thought that was a personal reward!

Zhuyeqing: As for you, this kind of joking thing... then owe it first, and I will stay with you all night when I have a chance.

Jan: OK.

In fact, I also like talking about Xia Yang publicly, and I just took the opportunity to confirm their CP relationship.

As a result, the channel began to be filled with a pink atmosphere, and all the corrupt friends who were idly browsing the forum rushed over, the cute CP of the cute CP, the voice of Su, the lively ones, the black ones... the black ones... .

Fang Zexi looked at the number of people, and it was more than when he and Ning Le chatted on the channel before.

Sure enough, people are all fresh.

Xia Yang's number of rotten episodes is also very high, no worse than Ningle's. Hearing all kinds of rotten friends, the CP building is being renovated at the speed of light.

His voice has always been deep and magnetic with a little bit of bubbles, and he looks lazy and undisciplined, but once he becomes gentle, he can be so indulgent that people are intoxicated.

Fang Zexi felt that he should give up the title of Gentle Gong.

The rotten friends think so too.

Gentle Gong is seen every day, it is already commonplace, and domineering Gong occasionally releases a gentle aura, which is even more amazing.

A girl shouted: What about singing and chatting with you?

Fang Zexi then replied: "Just tonight, don't you guys want to watch? A Qixi Festival gift for you."

[Can I ask for fire? 】

[Can we play at midnight? 】

[Ask for a live show. 】

[Let's make an impromptu confession! 】

Fang Ze smiled: "I don't have any objections, Jan, do you want to have a shot?"

【Sample? 】

【itch? 】

【Yang? 】

Xia Yang on the other side of the computer didn't speak for a long time.

"disconnected?"

"No... It's the first time I heard you call me that, and my heartbeat was a little uncontrollable. I went to drink a glass of water to calm down." Xia Yang replied slowly, his voice seemed to be holding his chest to calm his excitement Same.

【puff!Is it Big J's real name? 】

[Emma's name is only one word, it's too intimate. 】

[Although I've always been shocked that I only called it by a single name, why did I have a deep sense of cuteness at this time. 】

Fang Zexi was helpless: "You guys are enough, don't you all know the pronunciation of the word JAN?"

[Isn't it Jane? 】

[Looking? 】

【tip? 】

【cheap? 】

"Puff ha ha ha ha ha..." Fang Zeyan couldn't help laughing when he saw the last translation. He laughed so hard that his whole body was trembling, pounding the table while thumping.

"I have long been mentally prepared to be called Jane, but I never thought that I could be called cheap..." Xia Yang laughed as he spoke, "However, bamboo stick, are you How do you know about Nian Yang?"

Fang Zexi managed to stop laughing: "You gave me a business card, it's very pretending... ahem, write a line of German, and contact me again... um, no, actually, I only found out after asking someone else. .”

"The bamboo stick has a heart, I'm so happy."

[So raising pigs is the real CP name? 】

[Beat the ground, raise pigs! 】

[Is the oleander breeder on the channel?Go and change to the way of raising pigs!The peach blossoms are not called by Mr. Zhu, so it is unreasonable at all! 】

[Don't do this, raising pigs... help hahahahaha. 】

[HHP is flying away, someone help me! 】

[Actually, according to Mr. Zhu, it should be the spine, right?How to maintain the spine? 】

[Remember that oleander. 】

[The pig breeder who lives under the oleander. 】

[Building the foundation to live in chickens and pigs, the host hits the building disease, Zhuji Zhuji notes, a few plants of Ji Zhuji. 】

[garbled? ! 】

[...too powerful! 】

Fang Zexi almost vomited blood when he saw all kinds of weird CP names on the public screen.

Xia Yang said in time: "Actually, it's okay to call her Jane, in English."

Jane Biyang sounds too good!

A flash of light flashed in Fang Zexi's mind, and he blurted out, "So it can be called bamboo slips?"

Xia Yang said with a smile: "I'm very pleased that the bamboo stick personally recognized the CP name."

[Big J, you've suffered! 】

[J big!You are behind! 】

"Yeah, so, is it a riding position or a rear position?"

【…】

【Ethics...】

[Minimum mix lower limit, [-] points for delicious snacks, dear, do you want some too?Free postage dear. 】

[Have you entered the midnight show so soon!?Immediately refreshed! 】

[J big, please hug and sing in the back if you sing in a riding style! 】

[Hit the ground, don't be sour...]

"You," Fang Zexi said helplessly, "you are enough."

【Oh, Mr. Zhu is not happy~】

[Oh, I'm attacking the king myself, how can Jiaochuan let others hear it. 】

[But we have heard a lot of Mr. Zhu's panting, what should we do! 】

"Cut off your ears." Xia Yang suddenly said coldly, his voice had the domineering feeling of a superior, as if he was looking down at the common people with raised eyebrows and a sneer.

all

The screen was silent for a while.

Fang Zexi had no choice but to come out and speak, with a warm and healing voice: "Come and sing a song for everyone."

"I'll sing for you. What do you want to hear?"

Fang Zexi gave a dark smile, and slowly said one word: "Fire."

"Okay." Xia Yang agreed without hesitation.

【Bamboo-kun, I love you! ! ! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

[I can hear J singing fire, die without regret_(:з"∠)_]

[Is Mr. J responsive to Mr. Zhu?I think Mr. Zhu promised Ning Xiaoshou back then and it was not so fast o(°▽、°o)】

"Huh? The bamboo sticks sang to Ning Le?"

Fang Zexi suddenly felt that he should change the subject.

[I sang live once!I have recordings, hard disk treasures! 】

"Send it to me, and if I like it, I'll add another song with no morals to you."

[Take a man! 】

[The most dazzling bamboo style! 】

[Qing Meihu! 】

[Three Character Classic! 】

Xia Yang sent a private message to Fang Zexi.

Jan: I googled it.Are these people who post all kinds of strange song titles on the public screen really girls?

Zhuyeqing: Men are very reserved.

Jan: The girls in your circle are terrible.

Zhuyeqing: This is your circle too.

Jan: Shouldn’t Qixi Festival be an innocent and sweet festival?Why are you so out of morals?

Zhuyeqing: The Cowherd stole the clothes of the Weaver Girl and forced her to marry him, and gave birth to two children in a row. How innocent is it?

Jan: Why are you like this!

Zhuyeqing: Huh?This is from Weibo.

Jan: ...I'll go get ready, you help me warm up the scene first.

Zhuyeqing: What do you mean, playing tricks?

Jan: No, I just want to sing the best state for you.

After Xia Yang sang the song, he and Fang Zexi played against each other for a while. The script originally had Zhuyeqing and Ning Le as the main characters.

Xia Yang changed the lines of the original script to fragments. Fang Ze analyzed what happened to him, and he replied, "To cover up my poor acting skills."

but……

"We haven't seen each other for a long time, bamboo stick, I miss you very much."

"What does Bamboo Stick want? Tell me."

"My future, I want to be with bamboo sticks."

"Bamboo stick, I like you."

What's going on here?

Whenever Xia Yang read a sentence, Fang Zexi would tremble, goosebumps covered the soles of his feet.

Especially the sentence "I like you", there is an illusion that Xia Yang is really confessing to him, he can hear him go numb from head to toe, almost not being shocked to death by his own heartbeat

field.

Why can he pronounce such unlimited nicknames in such a gentle tone?Still read without any contradiction.

Even if he recites such bloody lines from beginning to end, he can still listen to them, right?

The girls below swiped their screens like crazy.

When the time passed twelve o'clock, Fang Zexi lifted his spirits and hurriedly said, "It's twelve o'clock, Qixi Festival is over."

Xia Yang's recitation was interrupted, and he paused for a while before saying, "Okay, let's go to bed together, good night."

Fang Zexi quit YY, secretly canceled the invisible visibility to Xia Yang, and then browsed the forum for a while.

A new round of discussions started in the CP building, and the posts were flipped upwards.

Floor 145: Hahahaha raising pigs!

Floor 150: The latest teaching materials, the latest teaching materials!Just out of the oven and still hot!

Floor 153: Σ(°△°|||) is so fast, I have a hunch that tonight's textbooks can fill up a textbook, 150 girls take it easy, it's not over yet, let's pack together!

Floor 177: As expected, they spent Qixi Festival together!

Floor 178: I got goosebumps all over my body from being thundered today.

Floor 179: Where is the thunder? It's so cute!Sue made me almost Mary.

Floor 180: Take a shower and go to sleep. The Lord and the Lord have all slept together.

Floor 181: To be honest, I really don't like such obvious pedantry.

Floor 182: Even if it is true, Xiu Enai will die quickly.

Floor 183: Can the discordant voice be discussed in other floors?This is the CP building!

Floor 184: Someone wants to see it, so someone will sell it, why bother so much.It's just acting, and there is nothing in this circle that is not based on acting.

Floor 185: Actually, I think Mr. Zhu is in a very passive position. It’s Jan who keeps teasing him. He’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t know what to say.It's obvious to hug the thigh, but Mr. Zhu is so gentle, so soft and so easy to pinch, I'm too embarrassed to refuse.

Floor 186: I always feel that JAN and Ning Le are a couple. They have similar tastes, and they both use Mr. Zhu's good temper to fight for a sense of presence.

Floor 190: Look at the yin and yang above, so irritable, why is there no one above me!I really want to ask the backstage for a pump.

Floor 200: I'm sorry I'm 186. Since this is a CP building, I'll fill in the rest. J and L used to be a couple, L mixed in the online match, J was still in the YY circle, L had his own CP in the online match circle, J was stimulated and jealous, so he also came to the online match circle.But how can jeans match an evening dress, how can a broken guitar play with a piano, how can Xiao Transparent become a little pink CP, J can only rely on the softest and pinchable master in the online matching circle (don’t mind this statement too much) , just an excuse to make it easier to understand) the strokes turn black and red, so that I can be worthy of L.However, it was just used at first, but I never expected that J would actually fall into the gentle trap of the Great God

, and finally abandoned L, repented and chased after the great god.At present, it is probably still in pursuit, but it can be seen that the attitude of the great god has obviously become very soft. Let's look forward to HE together.

Floor 202: What a complete story!

Floor 203: How do jeans match an evening dress, how does a broken guitar play with a piano (lll￢ω￢) Si Niang, hello Si Niang, goodbye~ Why do I think this story should be abused.

Floor 204: I also feel that I should be abused, 200 sister GJ, please expand and seek colleagues!

Floor 205: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, Ningle, for letting us meet~

Floor 207: Beat the ground, don't be sour!You can't base your happiness on Ning Xiao's pain, dear!

Floor 208: Ning Le and I have never been a couple, thank you.I wear both jeans and evening gowns, and I also play guitar and piano. The so-called matching or not in this world never depends on the material gap.The trap of tenderness is very deep, and I probably won't be able to climb out in this life, but HE is still early, because it is said that 1 and 1 are not sexually blessed when they are together. ——Jan.

Floor 209: I'll go! COS?

Floor 210: My God!Lord?

Fang Zexi's hands holding the mouse trembled, and finally shut down the computer.

That must be the real body and not COS.

But...Xia Yang's pedantry is too much. Is he emotionally frustrated, schizophrenic, diverted to self-healing?

Or, does he really like herself?

Bah, what a joke, it's a fantasy.

Fang Zexi lay on the bed tossing and turning for a long time, feeling that something was wrong with his breathing and heartbeat, and finally fell asleep slowly after counting "one Xia Yang, two Xia Yang, three Xia Yang".

The author has something to say: how many people think Jan is cheap, consciously raise your hands _(:з」∠)_

Bad taste can never be changed. . .Count Xia Yang's magic horse. . .The author has never been able to write abusive articles in his life, it is the most abusive thing in life... _(:з」∠)_

I said before that I have collected 500 and let J Da sing _(:з」∠)_I’m sorry I broke my promise, and I was complained about the lyrics...

So... I really dare not use this word to poke the CV! ! ! !

When I write the specific plot, I will attach my cheating words to the author's words... Don't worry, I won't just let my friends complain about me, and you will all have a share..._( :з"∠)_

So singing or something, I will hand it over to the almighty planner when I have a chance to play a play in the future...