Fat birds are self-improvement

A raging fire broke out in the Hall of Treasures, but luckily no one was killed, and only one person was injured—Xiao Anzi, who was burnt to black at least.It was strangely lucky—Xiao Anzi was the closest person to the nuclear explosion, but he didn't hurt his vitals, he just couldn't get out of bed for a while, and the fire only burned down a building, and everyone else was fine.

The fire avoided everyone just right.

I have to say that the big red egg is really a wonderful auspicious thing.

While people were busy fighting the fire, the big red egg rolled out of the burning Zhenbao Pavilion and rolled all the way to the depths of the Parenting Palace.

"Yo, isn't this the red egg?" Coincidentally, Xiaoduo, the unreliable and nervous maid who takes care of the big red egg, is going to watch the fun ahead, but halfway there, she sees the big red egg rolling in the grass.Ever since the big red egg was taken away by a special egg incubator, she has missed the egg that can be baked very much. The weather is hazy these days, and the clothes can't be dried!

"Xiaoduo~~~" The big red egg heard the voice of an acquaintance, and began to shake excitedly.

"Red Dandan, let's see how dirty you are, I'll take you to take a bath first!" Xiaoduo and the maids didn't know the horror of the red egg scalding the emperor's farts that day, so they hugged the egg and went to the special room for cleaning the imperial egg. Go to Jasper Hot Spring.

Normally, the lazy Xiaoduo would not take Eggy to take a bath at all, but this time the big red egg was covered in mud, so Xiaoduo had to take it to take a bath.

The water quality of Jasper Hot Spring is natural, the aura is strong, and the temperature is suitable. It is a holy place for bathing eggs.The whole body of the hot spring is wrapped in a jade rockery, which is clean and beautiful, full of fairy air.Those who enter this place to serve the emperor's egg are also beautiful maids dressed in thin gauze, graceful bodies, warm and fragrant nephrite, it is really a fragrant paradise.

Xiaoduo rinsed the red egg with flushing water first, then threw it into the large pool where the imperial eggs gathered, and then went to take a bath in the female hot spring by herself.

Due to the fire, the temperature rose sharply due to a certain egg, and there were especially many imperial eggs who came to take a bath today.

When Hong Dandan was enjoying the clean hot spring, he suddenly realized that this was the first time he had bathed with so many Dandans of the same kind.

I'm so shy~~ I've been stared at~ Hongdandan blushes.But fortunately, it was able to control its own heat a little bit, and just now it vented a nuclear explosion, so the hot spring was fortunately not turned into a boiling water pot.

There is naturally a common language between eggs.Using egg language that others cannot hear, they can communicate with each other.

"It's that weird ball! The idiot who scalded the father!" The other balls started to commotion.

"What an ugly red egg!"

"Bastard! If it weren't for it, the emperor would have looked at us more!"

"That's right! It's a rotten egg at first glance! Rotten egg! Bad egg! Maybe it's not a phoenix egg at all! It's a goose egg! A quail egg!" [Nimma said it was a dinosaur egg, which is more or less the same] The balls chattered and began to besiege the big red egg .

Since Hongdandan has never been brought here, she lacks channels to communicate with other brothers, and naturally has no popularity and connections. She seems to be alone and becomes the target of public criticism.

A small hot spring, a group of balls, all reflect the profound essence of house fighting.

Big Red Dan quietly listened to everyone's taunts and insults, and waited until those Dandans who had not been born for a few days were tired of cursing before Big Red Dan started to speak. [What's the matter with the weird (⊙v⊙) expression after being scolded for so long] "Everyone... I... also want to get along with you, why don't you let me tell you a joke to ease the gap Okay?" Hongdandan said shyly, submissively and pitifully.

"Ivory can't be spit out of a dog's egg!" a royal egg scolded.

"Maybe let him talk and see what he can say!" Xuedan said.

"It's like this... This is a story told by the maid Xiaoduo, telling it to explode once!" Hong Dandan suddenly became energetic, "A group of Dandans are having a meeting together. The first Dandan said to the second Dandan, Look, the fifth ball has grown hair! It's scary! The second ball said to the third ball, "Look, the fifth ball has grown hair! It's scary! The third ball said to the third ball." The four balls said, look, the fifth ball has grown hair! It’s scary! The fourth ball said to the fifth ball, Dude, you’ve grown hair! It’s scary! The fifth ball glanced He glanced at them and said: I am a kiwi!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Hong Dandan laughed wantonly in the silent hot spring alone.

After it finished laughing, it looked at everyone (⊙_⊙) and said, "Aren't you laughing?"

"..." The imperial eggs looked at this guy resentfully.

"Oh, what a bunch of boring old men, really boring. I went to soak there." Hongdandan floated away as if nothing had happened.

The imperial eggs kept their expressions (⊙_⊙) for a long time,

Suddenly one by one(╰_╯)# realized:

Nima said so much and wasted so much energy, that heartless red bastard didn't take it to heart at all! ! !

Then they discovered that there were exactly five of them, and the fifth egg was the green egg.

"Little green, it called you a kiwi just now." Dandan next to him said provocatively.

"Who is the kiwi!! I said that the more I listened, the more something went wrong!! I fought with it!!!" The green egg was furious, and impulsively, his anger was aroused, and he quickly drifted towards the leisurely red egg in front of him. Egg.

"I hit you to death!! I smashed you!!" Green Dandan rushed forward screaming.

boom----------! ! !

A loud bang.

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On the shore, Green Eggy screamed heart-piercingly, but only the other Eggy could hear it: "I'm cracked!! I'm cracked!! My egg white is about to flow out!! Help me! !Help me!!I don’t want to die!!Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

In fact, it was just a small crack left by him hitting the scary red egg hard.The maid who arrived in time called the imperial physician in charge. After diagnosis and treatment, the imperial physician took out a plaster and slapped it on his eggshell.

"Emperor Physician... Is this the secret medicine that can restore my eggshell to its original state... You cured me, and I will reward you greatly in the future..." Lu Dandan hummed weakly.

"What plaster is this imperial doctor?" the maid asked.

"Navel stickers to treat hemorrhoids." The imperial doctor said while pinching his goatee.

"Does this work?" The maid ==

"The stickiness of this one is the strongest. Last time I tore a guy's belly and couldn't tear it off, so I promise it won't scatter yellow!" The imperial doctor promised with a thumbs up.

"Your uncle's..." Green Egg==|||

Hongdan still maintains the (⊙v⊙) expression and floats leisurely in the water. The red egg is as hard as a diamond, so naturally there is nothing wrong with it.

The other Dandans have deep expressions, each with their own calculations: 1. Green Dan is a brainless idiot who can be used in the future;