Fat birds are self-improvement

Since the creation of the Feng Clan, nothing like this has ever happened, ever.

This matter was kept secret and only a few people knew about it.

It's not for the sake of pity for the imperial egg who made a big mistake, but for the sake of saving Feng Huang's face.

Because of this weird big red egg, Fenghuang was forced to stay in bed for several days, enduring the pain on his butt like years.In fact, Feng Huang Feng Chu Ao's health has always been not very good, often sick and bedridden, this "illness" did not cause a special sensation inside and outside the palace.It's just that the situation is too scary.

The imperial physician who came to treat Fenghuang could only describe Fenghuang's ass in four words: "horrible".It was a very serious burn, why such a serious injury was caused, the imperial doctor dared not even ask.However, not daring to say is one thing, not daring to think is another.

Fenghuang, the majestic king of a country, no one would dare to hurt him, and the injury is so serious in such a position, it can only be...

Are His Majesty's hobbies getting weirder and weirder?Sure enough, the heart of being an emperor is so twisted.Hoo hoo.The imperial doctor's heart was wildly unfolded, but his expression and eyes were as stagnant as water.

After treating the injury, the imperial physician left calmly.If he had been a man of casual speech and display, without a trace of scheming, he would have been put to death 800 years earlier.It was precisely because of this that Fenghuang summoned him for treatment.

Those who can survive in this palace are all strong hands who have experienced countless cruel baptisms in house fighting!

As Fenghuang's personal servant, Eunuch Fu certainly knows why Fenghuang was injured. That bold red egg will naturally be severely punished for doing such a thing: all phoenix eggs will have self-consciousness after they are born. Tian was also taught how to bear His Majesty's hatching, but the red egg was so hateful that it maliciously burned His Majesty!Such heinous acts should be punished!

However, after all, it is an imperial egg, and His Majesty has the final say on whether to punish or not.Eunuch Fu checked the life experience of that red egg, and learned that its mother was a dead concubine, and in the future she must be a useless prince who is not valued and destined to be trampled underfoot. Down.After seeing that His Majesty was injured, he never mentioned the matter of the red egg. He neither said to kill nor said he would not kill it. It is obvious that His Majesty does not want to see it, and even hates the red egg extremely, but he has not ordered it for the time being considering the blood relationship between the red egg and him. Punishment, even so, as a slave, you should go out, and only if you can't do what the master can't do, can you please the master.

Eunuch Fu is also a capable character honed in palace battles. His mind is delicate and cunning, and he is very human. As the chief eunuch next to the emperor, he is the supreme figure in this palace. Everyone should be afraid of him three points, he is really under one person and above ten thousand people.

According to Eunuch Fu's judgment, His Majesty doesn't care whether the red egg is dead or alive. As long as he kills the red egg quietly, and then lies about the accident, His Majesty can relieve his hatred and feel no guilt. Overcoming an obstacle can be said to serve multiple purposes in one fell swoop.So Eunuch Fu took a few of his men and secretly rushed to the Parenting Palace in the dark.

Big Red Egg's first life and death test came quietly.

Because of scalding Fenghuang's butt, the big red egg was placed in the hall as a sinner.In fact, only the historian knew about Fenghuang being burned. Everyone saw Fenghuang being supported by the historian and leaving with a pale face. They didn't know what happened.But it was said that Fenghuang's sudden onset was related to the red egg, so no one dared to take the red egg away, so they left it in the hall for disposal.

But Big Red Egg fell asleep peacefully there.For him, daily life is to sleep, wake up, heat up and bake, turn over and continue to sleep, which not only guarantees the rest time but also does good deeds (baking), which not only satisfies physical enjoyment but also satisfies spiritual and moral needs. very comfortable.

Eunuch Fu and others who entered the hall woke up the big red egg.

But who cares whether an egg is awake or asleep, it's just a round egg anyway.

Eunuch Fu's subordinates approached the red egg with a big hammer in hand—the phoenix egg is very hard, and you have to smash it hard to crack it. Not only the hammer, but also iron awls and other tools are used.

Several people mercilessly swung their big hammers at the poor lonely big red egg.

go to hell! !Red eggs! !Remember not to be reborn in the emperor's house in your next life! !

There was a sinister light in Eunuch Fu's eyes.

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An hour later.

Several people squatted on the ground exhausted and panting.After exhausting all methods, there was no crack in the red egg.

Eunuch Fu looked at the strange egg angrily, and said viciously: "Carry this thing to the high cliff, and throw it to the lower realm to feed the monsters!"

But when they touched the big red egg with their hands, the big red egg suddenly heated up violently, and the hot guys screamed, and in just an instant, the palms of their hands were burned with big blisters.

I don't want to leave here! !I don't want to be fed some kind of monster like a poached egg!The big red egg thought angrily, the angrier it was, the higher the temperature, and even the copper platform where the egg nest was placed began to glow red and hot.

Eunuch Fu gritted his teeth and watched the change, and finally knew that this egg must have a natural life fire and a hard phoenix egg shell protection. It really deserves to be a fire phoenix, but once the shell is broken, it is just a fluffy chick. , it's not too late to clean him up!