Don't fall in love in the Shura field [e-sports]
Chapter 15 She Looks Beautiful, How Can She Be Mentally Retarded?
After all, Zhu Lan has been in Europe for many years. She has saved so much stuff. Some useless things have been thrown away, and some things that are not needed for the time being have been sent back to her parents’ house. Now I brought them back. There are only some clothes and some belongings.
Large and small cardboard boxes were placed all over the floor, the house that had been vacant for a long time was fully occupied, and the place like a model room finally gained some popularity.
Master Zhu, who had never done any housework since he was a child, was holding a coffee cup and looking down at the mess all over the floor. His expression seemed to see the word "struggling" written on the floor.
He took a sip of the coffee with almost half a cup of sugar added, strolled to sit down next to the sofa he had spent half an hour cleaning out, thought for a while, and out of a rational understanding of his ability to live, he took out his phone and called Got a housekeeping.
"Young man, you haven't cleaned up your house for so long, I'm afraid you won't be able to finish it today," the housekeeping aunt spoke in authentic Yangcheng dialect, speaking quickly, "I'll get the bedroom out for you first, so you can rest at night , I’ll clean the living room tomorrow, okay?”
"Excuse me, can you speak Mandarin?" Zhu Lan was confused.
"Oh boy, you can't speak Yangcheng dialect, right? I thought you were a local." It was still Yangcheng dialect.
Zhu Lan seemed to understand, half guessed: "I'm not from Yangcheng, can I speak Mandarin?"
"It's okay, tell me, I can understand you when you speak Mandarin." Continue in Yangcheng dialect.
???
Zhu Lan is used to living abroad. When she first returned to China, let alone the language system, even the time difference has not been completely reversed. At this time, when she heard the unfamiliar Yangcheng dialect, she obviously didn't know which ring came from. Due to miscommunication, he had to squeeze out a mysterious smile.
The enthusiastic housekeeping aunt was cleaning and sweeping the floor nonchalantly, "Hey young man, I think you look pretty. You live in such a big house alone, and you don't have a girlfriend?"
"If you have a girlfriend, wouldn't it be more cost-effective to do housework together?"
"The two of you still have a romantic relationship."
"I live next door to a girl from a friend's house. She's a pretty girl. She has a good temper and cooks deliciously. I think she's a good match for you. Hey, do you want me to introduce you two to meet?"
Zhu Lan was wearing headphones, staring at the screen with a focused face.
"Hey young man?" The aunt stopped for a while without getting a response. She probably felt that this resource was really high-quality. After a few minutes, she couldn't help asking, "Do you have a girlfriend or not?"
Zhu Lan took off the earphones and smiled: "Auntie, what are you talking about? My ears are not very good. I haven't had the surgery yet, so I can't hear clearly."
Aunt: "...I didn't say anything."
***
It was almost noon when all the sanitation at home was done the next day.
Zhu Lan was a bit reluctant to go to bed, and her sleep was light. She almost didn't sleep the night before. She opened her eyes and looked at the ceiling the whole night. The dark circles under her eyes almost caught up with the national treasure.
The housekeeping aunt probably felt that the young man was unreliable the more she looked at it, and she left in a hurry after finishing the hygiene, and didn't mention the red line anymore.
Zhu Lan paid the money with a smile, and sent the person to the door. Just after closing the door, Zhou Zhou called again.
"When will you be here? Have lunch together at noon."
"Row."
He casually took a coat from the closet, picked up the car keys and was about to go out.
"Drive slowly, it's rush hour."
Facts have proved that Zhou Zhou's mouth must have been open, but it is the kind of good but not bad spirit.
Zhu Lan's car drove to the entrance of the community, and just after turning a corner, a figure stopped in front of the road, and crashed into it before he had time to brake.
The man was not afraid of death in wearing a single shirt in the winter. The wind poured in from the neckline and the whole dress was bulging. If the cuffs were tied up, it could be used as a kite to take off in place. The half-length hair was not far behind. It blows out a messy and curious shape, which is more bird's nest than a bird's nest. Overall, it looks like a proper young man who has lost his footing.
At noon, cross the road, do not walk on the zebra crossing, do not look left and right for cars, legally blind.
But he was dressed very cleanly, he didn't look like some kind of mentally disturbed homeless person—Pengci?Zhu Lan quickly came to a conclusion.
The porcelain man lay motionless in front of the car for a few minutes, then stood up staggeringly on his own. The white long-sleeved top was covered with a circle of dust on the ground, and it was wrapped around his body, looking very relaxed. thin.
Zhu Lan felt a little familiar, didn't think about it, opened the door and got out of the car: "Are you okay?"
Ji Xing almost blurted out a swear word, your grandma was hit and rolled on the ground a few times to see if it's okay!He was about to roll up his sleeves to scold people, but found that his left arm was so painful that he couldn't lift it up, so he had to give up. When he raised his eyes, he was stunned again.
——It was the man smoking in the corridor.
Zhu Lan obviously didn't remember who the person in front of her was. Seeing that he didn't answer for a long time, she had to stretch out a hand and waved in front of this person: "Are you all right?"
"It's okay." Ji Xing lowered his head and agreed vaguely.
?
Why didn't you take the opportunity to blackmail?Is the current Pengci not playing cards according to the routine?
"Let's go to the hospital and have a full body checkup." To save trouble in the future.
Ji Xing had never seen this kind of person who asked for compensation on his own initiative. He glanced at the other party in amazement, and thought in his heart, how can he be mentally retarded when he looks beautiful.He was too lazy to run around the hospital, and when the time came to recruit his family members, he might as well be dying of pain now, but when he turned around and was about to leave, the man behind him relentlessly grabbed half of his sleeve.
"Is it over? I said I'm fine, what do you want to do? You have money and nothing to spend, right? All right, then you give me two thousand, and this thing is over, okay?" Ji Xing was angry .
Zhu Lan raised her eyebrows with a clear expression on her face.
"Come on, come with me to the hospital brother," Lanshen, who has only troubled others since childhood but has never been troubled by others, put her hands in her pockets, "What should I pay for going to the hospital?"
Ji Xing: "..."
Are you sick? !
***
"What's going on, what's going on?" Zhou Zhou ran all the way here, gasping for breath, and seeing Zhu Lan sitting on the bench in the waiting area, he almost had a heart attack: "I was scared to death when I received the call." You're not hurt, are you?"
"I'm fine." Zhu Lan put away the phone, raised her chin towards the opposite side, "the person is in there if something happens."
Zhou Zhou patted his chest: "It's good that you're fine, damn it scared me enough, I just said I can't recite it like this, I just died begging Bailai to sign you to CNG, and I got into a car accident before I saw you. "
Zhu Lan looked at the Prophet team manager very sincerely: "Can you shut up?"
"Come on, let's go."
After being quiet for a while, the chatterbox couldn't help it again: "What's the situation, what is this?"
Zhu Lan sat up slightly and stretched her shoulders: "Who knows, as soon as my car turned a corner, this death squad member came up to charge."
"Then how to deal with this?"
"A friend of mine lent me the car for the time being. It's too troublesome to get the insurance. I just want to be annoyed by others cheating on me on the street." Zhu Lan didn't care. - What else? The child is not yet of age."
"Fuck...Could it be Pengci." The team manager obviously has very life experience.
"Didn't walk on the sidewalk, didn't wait for the red light, and asked me for 2000 yuan just now," Zhu Lan curled her lips, "It's close."
"Fuck..." Zhou Zhou was shocked, "What kind of fantasy physique do you have, why can you touch all kinds of monsters..."
Before the words were finished, the door on the opposite side opened, and the "demons and ghosts" came out with an X-ray film.
Zhou Zhou shut up immediately.
But Ji Xing obviously heard the last words, raised his head and cast a gloomy glance at the two sitting on the bench, and walked over reluctantly.
Zhu Lan glanced at Ji Xing's left arm hanging by his side, and took the bag from him: "Let's go, go to the doctor."
The hospital was overcrowded, and the three of them did not speak, and waited for a long time at the door of the consulting room with their own thoughts before entering.
The doctor sitting in the clinic had a head of gray and black mixed hair, and a piece of the Mediterranean represented wisdom in the center of his head. He watched the film carefully for a while with a pair of glasses, and came to a conclusion-"Oh, it's not a big deal, the bone is broken."
Zhu Lan: "..."
Ji Xing rolled his eyes impatiently.
"The bone is broken?! Doctor, look again, how can the bone be broken if the speed is not fast?" Zhou Zhou thought that the person was touching porcelain, but now he heard that the bone was really broken, and he was anxious.
"You yell at this arm why your bone is broken, you can see that it ignores you," the doctor obviously saw many kinds of patients, and he was accustomed to the mood swings of ordinary human beings, his tone was relaxed and his gesture was kind, and even Can make a joke, "Do you think the big winter outside and the concrete floor look good? These are human hands and not steel bars."
Zhou Zhou: "..."
"Yes, you are right, so what should we do?"
The doctor put the X-ray film in a bag and said, "It's not serious, don't worry, put a plaster cast on it, and come back for a review in a month."
As he spoke, the doctor raised his eyebrows as if thinking of something, looked up and down the three people standing in front of him with different expressions, no communication with each other, and who were not very familiar at first glance, and then moved his eyes to the one on the corner of Ji Xing's eyebrows Scratched, questioned: "...didn't you guys fight?"
"Hehehehe," Zhou Zhou smirked, "Then how can it be, a car accident, a car accident."
"That's fine," the doctor nodded. "During the recovery period, use your hands less, touch less cold and spicy things, and don't drink alcoholic beverages and carbonated beverages. Your family members should pay more attention."
……
The three of them came out of the consultation room each with their own ghosts in their hearts, and they were speechless for a long while facing each other.
"Now can you prove that I'm not a fan of porcelain?" Ji Xing looked impatient.
Zhou Zhou started to smirk again: "What nonsense are you talking about hahaha, who said you have touched porcelain."
Ji Xing's hand hurt so badly that he was too lazy to talk, so he ignored him.
Zhou Zhou himself was also quite embarrassed. He took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and said, "Then what, did your family notify you? Shall I call and inform them to come pick you up?"
"No, I can walk by myself." Ji Xing fixed his eyes on the corner of the corridor, his tone was blunt.
Zhu Lan coughed twice, transferred the medicine and medical records to the other hand, and took out the car keys from her coat pocket: "Where do you live? I'll take you home."
Ji Xing turned his face away and frowned: "I won't go back now, you don't need to worry about it, just leave after paying the money."
"Hey you kid..."
Zhou Zhou was stopped by Zhu Lan before he could finish his sentence. Zhu Lan stared at the person in front of him, watching him impatiently take out a cigarette from his pocket, and because he didn't light it in the hospital, he just did it dangling.
Lanshen nobles often forget things, and people who pass by usually forget things when they turn around, and they don't even put them in their heads, let alone remembering a young man with an unlit cigarette in the corridor with an unhappy expression on his face up.
But this person was standing in front of him again at this time, and the short-term memory in his mind was only recalled in an instant. The thinly dressed person in front of him overlapped with the messy-haired figure in the corridor yesterday.
"Why are you stopping me? Your hands are like this. Where are you going if you don't go home? I have a bad temper." Zhou Zhou couldn't bear the sight of children being so domineering. He rolled up his sleeves and took out the young men in the training team. The posture of the little fart boy trained is about to start a long speech.
"Stay with me for the time being," Zhu Lan interrupted, "—Your house lives upstairs from mine, I remember correctly, right?"
The author has something to say:
The team name CTG has collided with the real team, and has been replaced by CNG. If it has not been displayed, it may be because it has not been refreshed.Don't look back at the previous chapters~
thank you all.
bow.
Large and small cardboard boxes were placed all over the floor, the house that had been vacant for a long time was fully occupied, and the place like a model room finally gained some popularity.
Master Zhu, who had never done any housework since he was a child, was holding a coffee cup and looking down at the mess all over the floor. His expression seemed to see the word "struggling" written on the floor.
He took a sip of the coffee with almost half a cup of sugar added, strolled to sit down next to the sofa he had spent half an hour cleaning out, thought for a while, and out of a rational understanding of his ability to live, he took out his phone and called Got a housekeeping.
"Young man, you haven't cleaned up your house for so long, I'm afraid you won't be able to finish it today," the housekeeping aunt spoke in authentic Yangcheng dialect, speaking quickly, "I'll get the bedroom out for you first, so you can rest at night , I’ll clean the living room tomorrow, okay?”
"Excuse me, can you speak Mandarin?" Zhu Lan was confused.
"Oh boy, you can't speak Yangcheng dialect, right? I thought you were a local." It was still Yangcheng dialect.
Zhu Lan seemed to understand, half guessed: "I'm not from Yangcheng, can I speak Mandarin?"
"It's okay, tell me, I can understand you when you speak Mandarin." Continue in Yangcheng dialect.
???
Zhu Lan is used to living abroad. When she first returned to China, let alone the language system, even the time difference has not been completely reversed. At this time, when she heard the unfamiliar Yangcheng dialect, she obviously didn't know which ring came from. Due to miscommunication, he had to squeeze out a mysterious smile.
The enthusiastic housekeeping aunt was cleaning and sweeping the floor nonchalantly, "Hey young man, I think you look pretty. You live in such a big house alone, and you don't have a girlfriend?"
"If you have a girlfriend, wouldn't it be more cost-effective to do housework together?"
"The two of you still have a romantic relationship."
"I live next door to a girl from a friend's house. She's a pretty girl. She has a good temper and cooks deliciously. I think she's a good match for you. Hey, do you want me to introduce you two to meet?"
Zhu Lan was wearing headphones, staring at the screen with a focused face.
"Hey young man?" The aunt stopped for a while without getting a response. She probably felt that this resource was really high-quality. After a few minutes, she couldn't help asking, "Do you have a girlfriend or not?"
Zhu Lan took off the earphones and smiled: "Auntie, what are you talking about? My ears are not very good. I haven't had the surgery yet, so I can't hear clearly."
Aunt: "...I didn't say anything."
***
It was almost noon when all the sanitation at home was done the next day.
Zhu Lan was a bit reluctant to go to bed, and her sleep was light. She almost didn't sleep the night before. She opened her eyes and looked at the ceiling the whole night. The dark circles under her eyes almost caught up with the national treasure.
The housekeeping aunt probably felt that the young man was unreliable the more she looked at it, and she left in a hurry after finishing the hygiene, and didn't mention the red line anymore.
Zhu Lan paid the money with a smile, and sent the person to the door. Just after closing the door, Zhou Zhou called again.
"When will you be here? Have lunch together at noon."
"Row."
He casually took a coat from the closet, picked up the car keys and was about to go out.
"Drive slowly, it's rush hour."
Facts have proved that Zhou Zhou's mouth must have been open, but it is the kind of good but not bad spirit.
Zhu Lan's car drove to the entrance of the community, and just after turning a corner, a figure stopped in front of the road, and crashed into it before he had time to brake.
The man was not afraid of death in wearing a single shirt in the winter. The wind poured in from the neckline and the whole dress was bulging. If the cuffs were tied up, it could be used as a kite to take off in place. The half-length hair was not far behind. It blows out a messy and curious shape, which is more bird's nest than a bird's nest. Overall, it looks like a proper young man who has lost his footing.
At noon, cross the road, do not walk on the zebra crossing, do not look left and right for cars, legally blind.
But he was dressed very cleanly, he didn't look like some kind of mentally disturbed homeless person—Pengci?Zhu Lan quickly came to a conclusion.
The porcelain man lay motionless in front of the car for a few minutes, then stood up staggeringly on his own. The white long-sleeved top was covered with a circle of dust on the ground, and it was wrapped around his body, looking very relaxed. thin.
Zhu Lan felt a little familiar, didn't think about it, opened the door and got out of the car: "Are you okay?"
Ji Xing almost blurted out a swear word, your grandma was hit and rolled on the ground a few times to see if it's okay!He was about to roll up his sleeves to scold people, but found that his left arm was so painful that he couldn't lift it up, so he had to give up. When he raised his eyes, he was stunned again.
——It was the man smoking in the corridor.
Zhu Lan obviously didn't remember who the person in front of her was. Seeing that he didn't answer for a long time, she had to stretch out a hand and waved in front of this person: "Are you all right?"
"It's okay." Ji Xing lowered his head and agreed vaguely.
?
Why didn't you take the opportunity to blackmail?Is the current Pengci not playing cards according to the routine?
"Let's go to the hospital and have a full body checkup." To save trouble in the future.
Ji Xing had never seen this kind of person who asked for compensation on his own initiative. He glanced at the other party in amazement, and thought in his heart, how can he be mentally retarded when he looks beautiful.He was too lazy to run around the hospital, and when the time came to recruit his family members, he might as well be dying of pain now, but when he turned around and was about to leave, the man behind him relentlessly grabbed half of his sleeve.
"Is it over? I said I'm fine, what do you want to do? You have money and nothing to spend, right? All right, then you give me two thousand, and this thing is over, okay?" Ji Xing was angry .
Zhu Lan raised her eyebrows with a clear expression on her face.
"Come on, come with me to the hospital brother," Lanshen, who has only troubled others since childhood but has never been troubled by others, put her hands in her pockets, "What should I pay for going to the hospital?"
Ji Xing: "..."
Are you sick? !
***
"What's going on, what's going on?" Zhou Zhou ran all the way here, gasping for breath, and seeing Zhu Lan sitting on the bench in the waiting area, he almost had a heart attack: "I was scared to death when I received the call." You're not hurt, are you?"
"I'm fine." Zhu Lan put away the phone, raised her chin towards the opposite side, "the person is in there if something happens."
Zhou Zhou patted his chest: "It's good that you're fine, damn it scared me enough, I just said I can't recite it like this, I just died begging Bailai to sign you to CNG, and I got into a car accident before I saw you. "
Zhu Lan looked at the Prophet team manager very sincerely: "Can you shut up?"
"Come on, let's go."
After being quiet for a while, the chatterbox couldn't help it again: "What's the situation, what is this?"
Zhu Lan sat up slightly and stretched her shoulders: "Who knows, as soon as my car turned a corner, this death squad member came up to charge."
"Then how to deal with this?"
"A friend of mine lent me the car for the time being. It's too troublesome to get the insurance. I just want to be annoyed by others cheating on me on the street." Zhu Lan didn't care. - What else? The child is not yet of age."
"Fuck...Could it be Pengci." The team manager obviously has very life experience.
"Didn't walk on the sidewalk, didn't wait for the red light, and asked me for 2000 yuan just now," Zhu Lan curled her lips, "It's close."
"Fuck..." Zhou Zhou was shocked, "What kind of fantasy physique do you have, why can you touch all kinds of monsters..."
Before the words were finished, the door on the opposite side opened, and the "demons and ghosts" came out with an X-ray film.
Zhou Zhou shut up immediately.
But Ji Xing obviously heard the last words, raised his head and cast a gloomy glance at the two sitting on the bench, and walked over reluctantly.
Zhu Lan glanced at Ji Xing's left arm hanging by his side, and took the bag from him: "Let's go, go to the doctor."
The hospital was overcrowded, and the three of them did not speak, and waited for a long time at the door of the consulting room with their own thoughts before entering.
The doctor sitting in the clinic had a head of gray and black mixed hair, and a piece of the Mediterranean represented wisdom in the center of his head. He watched the film carefully for a while with a pair of glasses, and came to a conclusion-"Oh, it's not a big deal, the bone is broken."
Zhu Lan: "..."
Ji Xing rolled his eyes impatiently.
"The bone is broken?! Doctor, look again, how can the bone be broken if the speed is not fast?" Zhou Zhou thought that the person was touching porcelain, but now he heard that the bone was really broken, and he was anxious.
"You yell at this arm why your bone is broken, you can see that it ignores you," the doctor obviously saw many kinds of patients, and he was accustomed to the mood swings of ordinary human beings, his tone was relaxed and his gesture was kind, and even Can make a joke, "Do you think the big winter outside and the concrete floor look good? These are human hands and not steel bars."
Zhou Zhou: "..."
"Yes, you are right, so what should we do?"
The doctor put the X-ray film in a bag and said, "It's not serious, don't worry, put a plaster cast on it, and come back for a review in a month."
As he spoke, the doctor raised his eyebrows as if thinking of something, looked up and down the three people standing in front of him with different expressions, no communication with each other, and who were not very familiar at first glance, and then moved his eyes to the one on the corner of Ji Xing's eyebrows Scratched, questioned: "...didn't you guys fight?"
"Hehehehe," Zhou Zhou smirked, "Then how can it be, a car accident, a car accident."
"That's fine," the doctor nodded. "During the recovery period, use your hands less, touch less cold and spicy things, and don't drink alcoholic beverages and carbonated beverages. Your family members should pay more attention."
……
The three of them came out of the consultation room each with their own ghosts in their hearts, and they were speechless for a long while facing each other.
"Now can you prove that I'm not a fan of porcelain?" Ji Xing looked impatient.
Zhou Zhou started to smirk again: "What nonsense are you talking about hahaha, who said you have touched porcelain."
Ji Xing's hand hurt so badly that he was too lazy to talk, so he ignored him.
Zhou Zhou himself was also quite embarrassed. He took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and said, "Then what, did your family notify you? Shall I call and inform them to come pick you up?"
"No, I can walk by myself." Ji Xing fixed his eyes on the corner of the corridor, his tone was blunt.
Zhu Lan coughed twice, transferred the medicine and medical records to the other hand, and took out the car keys from her coat pocket: "Where do you live? I'll take you home."
Ji Xing turned his face away and frowned: "I won't go back now, you don't need to worry about it, just leave after paying the money."
"Hey you kid..."
Zhou Zhou was stopped by Zhu Lan before he could finish his sentence. Zhu Lan stared at the person in front of him, watching him impatiently take out a cigarette from his pocket, and because he didn't light it in the hospital, he just did it dangling.
Lanshen nobles often forget things, and people who pass by usually forget things when they turn around, and they don't even put them in their heads, let alone remembering a young man with an unlit cigarette in the corridor with an unhappy expression on his face up.
But this person was standing in front of him again at this time, and the short-term memory in his mind was only recalled in an instant. The thinly dressed person in front of him overlapped with the messy-haired figure in the corridor yesterday.
"Why are you stopping me? Your hands are like this. Where are you going if you don't go home? I have a bad temper." Zhou Zhou couldn't bear the sight of children being so domineering. He rolled up his sleeves and took out the young men in the training team. The posture of the little fart boy trained is about to start a long speech.
"Stay with me for the time being," Zhu Lan interrupted, "—Your house lives upstairs from mine, I remember correctly, right?"
The author has something to say:
The team name CTG has collided with the real team, and has been replaced by CNG. If it has not been displayed, it may be because it has not been refreshed.Don't look back at the previous chapters~
thank you all.
bow.
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