Wang Xieliu Yanhua

100 questions about spoofing sex with characters ooc, EG Xiang, 100 questions about sex with each other (including: Pei Hui's various random entries)

1.May I ask the two names?

Wang Xie: Wang Xie, with the word Chongfang, (looks at Yanhua) The baby name is Ah Xiao.

Yanhua: Liu Wan, styled Yanhua.

Pei Hui (random entry): Brother Yanhua's name has four pronunciations~

2.gender is?

Wang Xie: Male.

Yan Hua: Male.

3.What is your personality?

Wang Xie: Loyal dog.

Yanhua: It's a relatively ordinary personality.

Pei Hui (random entry): Brother Yanhua has a very good personality!Can withstand blows without giving up, endure hardships and be strong, very smart, and kind and kind to people... (Mouth covered by Wang Xie)

4.What do you think of the other person's personality?

Wang Xie (let go of Pei Hui, thought for a while and then felt very helpless): Hmm...it's exactly what Rong Xiang said just now, and there's another point - infatuation! (Satisfied, hugs Yanhua) Yanhua: Young Master is very strong, smart, hardworking, um...sometimes he is a rascal, like now...(takes Wang Xie's unruly hand away in a little embarrassment) 5.When did the two first meet?where?

Wang Xie: (pointing fingers) I don't remember... Yanhua: When I was three years old, he wet my father's robe that day.

6.So how did we meet?

Wang Xie: (blushing) My father organized my centenary banquet, how do I know.

Yan Hua: His father asked the neighbors to celebrate his [-]th birthday for him, and my father took me there.

7.What was your first impression of the other party?

Wang Xie: I... have no impression! (Annoyed) It's not over yet, and I didn't mean to be impressed!

Yanhua: ...Like a silkworm baby, wrapped in red and green, with a white and chubby face, crying loudly... (seeing Wang Xie blushing and angry, and quickly smoothing his hair) Ah Xiao was born very Looks good~ Wang Xie: (smoothly) Then don’t you like me for a long time~~~

8.What do you like about each other?

Wang Xie: Infatuation, devotion, stupidity.

Yanhua: Actually, I don’t know, I just like it... Wang Xie: You don’t have to think so much, just like it is enough!

9.What do you dislike about each other?

Wang Xie: Too infatuated, too dedicated, too stupid! (Hate iron for being weak, and blame myself) Yanhua: (whispering: Can I go over old accounts) There was a period of time when I didn’t seek to make progress—but it’s over.

Pei Hui: Brother Yanhua, you are too tolerant~

10.Do you think the two are compatible?

Wang Xie: Yes, it is necessary!

Yanhua: Yes.

11.How to address each other?

Wang Xie: Yan Hua, brother Hua, Hua Hua (mouth covered by Yan Hua) Yan Hua: Master, don’t say such things in public——Master, A Xiao, Xiao, Dou, Zi~ Pei Hui: Brother Yan Hua You have a dark belly, I only heard this name from the corner, and it is not suitable for public occasions!

Wang Xie: (with a mouthful of blood) Rong Xiang, don't be so straightforward...

12.What would you like to be called?

Wang Xie: Ah Xiao.As for Xiaodouzi's magical horse, please pretend that it doesn't exist, I'm ashamed to face others.

Yan Hua: Brother Hua.As for Huahua Shenma's... (blushing) is only limited to certain occasions...

13.If you want to exemplify the other party as an animal, what kind of animal is it?

Wang Xie: Horse.Loyal, smart, hardworking and energetic.

Yanhua: Dog.The young master said that he himself is a loyal dog.

14.If you were to give someone a gift, what would it be?

Wang Xie: Guess he needs it, as long as he wants it, I will find a way to get it!

Yanhua: The young master said that as long as I give it to him, he likes it, so I think it’s fine to give it to me.

Wang Xie: I have won my heart!

15.What gift do you hope to receive from the other party?

Wang Xie: It is best for him to give me himself, nothing else is important.

Yan Hua: It would be great if the young master could give me him himself... Wang Xie: I have long been yours!You can't eat it dry and don't admit it!Can not be irresponsible!

16.Have any dissatisfaction with the other party?What kind of dissatisfaction is it?

Wang Xie: He is too kind to me. He is talented, so he shouldn't be around me all day.

Yanhua: I want to say, ditto.

Pei Hui: (spitting badly) So you all belong to that wife, and it's true that you show your affection in front of others! ! !

17.What kind of hobbies do you have?

Wang Xie: Drunk lying on the lap of a beauty. (reaches out and touches Yanhua's thigh) Yanhua: There are many, such as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are fine.

Wang Xie: (sadly) Yanhua, you are so ruthless.

Yan Hua: Playing the piano for the young master to paint, and playing chess with the young master, isn't it good?

Wang Xie: (nods violently) Good!excellent!

18.What are the other party's hobbies?

Wang Xie: A hobby of literati.

Yanhua: His hobby...is not suitable for public...

19.What is your problem?

Wang Xie: It's a little fuzzy, only for Yanhua.

Yanhua: There are many problems, physical, and... (Wang Xie embraces again, glaring: Next question!)

20.Hate what the other person does to you?

Wang Xie: Ignore me.

Yanhua: How dare I hate it... If you really want to pursue it...it's really nothing.

Wang Xie (nervous): Yanhua, tell me, I will definitely change it!

Yan Hua: Um... same as above.

Wang Xie: I promise absolutely not!Otherwise, the sky will be struck by lightning, and you will never be reborn forever!

twenty one.What did you do to make the other person angry?

Wang Xie: I have nothing to do with Yanhua.

Yanhua: There was a time when I would be angry at whatever the young master did, but now whenever I treat myself badly, the young master will be angry.

twenty two.What is the relationship between the two so far?

Wang Xie: The relationship between a couple for a lifetime.

Yanhua: Yes.

twenty three.Where did the two meet for the first time?

Wang Xie: I haven't dated yet...Yanhua, I'll arrange it!

Yanhua: If the two of us are alone, it’s fine. I think it was that night in the woods... I thought the young master was going to throw me away or sell me, but it turned out not to be the case. Besides, I was so embarrassed at that time, and the young master treated me very gently. ~~~~

twenty four.What was the atmosphere between the two at the time?

Wang Xie: At that time, if it was a date, I felt so distressed.

Yan Hua: At first, I wanted to commit suicide, but later I thought that if I could afford a luxury, I would spend it once.

25．How far has it progressed?

Wang Xie: I am only grateful to Yanhua.

Yan Hua: I think the young master has changed for the better.

26．Where do you often go on dates?

Wang Xie: There are only medical clinics and his own house. If Yanhua wants to go around, I strongly support it.

Yan Hua: Same as above.

27．What do you do on someone's birthday?

Wang Xie: A gift!

Yan Hua: Same as above.

Wang Xie: Is it for you?

Yanhua: Ah, young master, you know...

28．Who confessed first?

Wang Xie: He (helps the forehead).

Yanhua: I (smile).

29．How much do you like each other?

Wang, Yan (in unison): You can sacrifice your life for him.

30．So, do you love each other deeply?

Wang Xie: Nonsense!

Yanhua: Love.

31．What are you most afraid of being told by the other party?

Wang Xie: Master, let's be strangers.

Yanhua: I hate you.

32．I suspect that the other party seems to be cheating!what to do?

Wang Xie: Look at the person Yanhua cheated on, compare yourself with yourself, hone yourself, and win back Yanhua's heart!

Yanhua: I will bless the young master.

Pei Hui: Brother Yanhua, you are so kind. If one day, Brother Wang Xie hurts your heart, you can stay with me, okay... (Wang Xie glared, Rong Xiang, how can you pry into my corner!)

33．Can you forgive the other party for cheating?

Wang Xie: ...As long as Yanhua likes it.

Yanhua: Master, I don't know how to do it!But if the young master... Wang Xie: Absolutely not!

34．The other person is an hour late for a date!How to do?

Wang Xie: Yanhua won't be late, go and find out what happened.

Yan Hua: If you have something to delay, wait a little longer. If you still haven't come, go find it.

35．Which part of your partner's body do you like the most?

Wang Xie: The neck can be stamped to prove ownership.

Yanhua: ...mouth...and fingers.

Pei Hui: Hey, Brother Yanhua, what do those ellipsis in front of you mean~

36．What kind of sexy is the other party?

Wang Xie: Introverted, casually sexy.

Yan Hua: It can be retracted freely.

Pei Hui: (covering his face) I think I'm going wrong...

37．When did two people beat each other?

Wang Xie: As a doctor, I am very responsible to tell you: at any time.The ones that don't jump are the corpses.

38．Will you lie to the other party?Is lying technique good?

Wang Xie: Yes, the secret of rebirth cannot be revealed!I think the technique is okay.

Yan Hua: A white lie, if you don't miss the young master's affairs, you will say that the young master is often fooled...or maybe you never take it to heart... Wang Xie: Cough, that's the scumbag I used to be.

39．What do you feel happiest about?

Wang Xie: Let Yanhua have a better life.

Yan Hua: I feel very happy when I look at the young master.

40．Have you ever had a fight?

Wang Xie: No, he doesn't quarrel with me.

Yan Hua: I didn't dare to quarrel before, but now I have nothing to quarrel with.

41．What kind of quarrel?

Wang Xie: This question has been answered!

42．How to reconcile?

Wang Xie: Yes!

43．Do you want to be lovers even in the afterlife?

Wang and Yan: That's natural.

44．When will you feel that you are loved?

Wang Xie: When Yanhua does anything for me.

Yan Hua: When the young master does anything for me.

Pei Hui: Are you copying and pasting...

45．When will you feel that the other person doesn't love you anymore?

Wang Xie: Yanhua ignored me.

Yanhua: Actually until now, I still think about how the young master fell in love with me... Pei Hui: Brother Yanhua, if... can I be with you... Wang Xie: ——No!

46．How would you express your love?

Wang Xie: Pain him in various ways.

Yan Hua: I care about him in various ways.

47．Which flower is suitable for each other?

Wang Xie: Rose.

Yanhua: ...daisy.

Pei Hui: Brother Yanhua, is this the beauty that lies in the eye of the beholder... Yanhua: When I think of that white and round bun, I just... poof~~~

48．Is there something to hide between the two?

Wang Xie: Yes, about my rebirth.

Yanhua: Yes, I have a crush on it.

49．Is your relationship public or confidential?

Wang and Yan: Recognized in a small area.

50．Do you feel that the love between two people is eternal?

Wang Xie: Must!

Yanhua: I hope so.

51．Are you attacking or receiving?

Wang Xie: Gong, but I don't mind accepting Yanhua's words.

Yanhua: Shou, if it's for fun, I'll attack once in a while.

52．What is the basis for the decision?

Wang Xie: At first Yanhua didn't want to attack me, so I did.

Yanhua: I just want to satisfy the young master.

53．Are you happy with the situation?

Wang Xie: Satisfied.

Yanhua: Yes.

54．Where did it first happen?

Wang Xie: I don't remember the first time.

Yanhua: ... the Xiaoguan Pavilion.

55．How did you feel at that time?

Wang Xie: I have grown up!

Yanhua: I want to die.

56．How was the other party?

Wang Xie: It's a little girl—well, Yanhua, you don't need to say it!

Yan Hua (nodding silently)

57．The morning after the first night, what was the first sentence?

Wang Xie (hugging Yanhua tightly): I've done this question!

58．About how many times a week?

Wang Xie: Not many, Yanhua is not in good health, so two or three times.

59．Ideally how many times a week?

Wang Xie: Once every other day, hehe~~~ Yanhua: Young Master, I can... Wang Xie: No, it's important to take good care of your body!

60．What kind of H is it?

Wang Xie: Warm.

Yanhua: Very comfortable.

61．Where is your most sensitive place?

Wang Xie: Waist.

Yan Hua: The neck.

62．Where is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Wang Xie: Neck, behind the ears.

Yan Hua: Waist.

63．What do you want to say about the other party at the time of H?

Wang Xie: Brother Hua, I like you.

Yan Hua: At that time, I basically couldn't say anything.

64．Do you like H or hate H?

Wang Xie: I like it, only with Yanhua.

Yanhua: So-so...Pei Hui: Brother Yanhua, if you are not satisfied...Wang Xie: —Rong Xiang shut up!

65．Under what circumstances do you usually think about H?

Wang Xie: When the atmosphere is good.

Yanhua: Yes.

66．Is there a place you want to try H?

Wang Xie: No!But...if it's in the bathtub or...Yanhua: I want to try it in the wild, it's said to be very exciting.

Wang Xie: (⊙o⊙)!

Yanhua: It's because of the night when I was in a mess... Wang Xie: We'll go after answering the questions!

67．Shower before or after H?

Wang Xie: Both before and after.

Yanhua: I remember everything before, but sometimes I don’t remember it afterwards.

68．When you were in H, did the two have an appointment?

Wang and Yan: Do you need it?

69．Have you ever had sex with someone other than the other party?

Wang Xie: All of them—this kind of NC question is not allowed to be asked again!

70．How do you think about "it doesn't matter if you don't have feelings, as long as you get the other person's body"?

Wang Xie: I will let go.

Yanhua: As long as the young master likes it.

71．What if the other party was raped?

Wang Xie: Let, he, live, not, such as, die!

Yan Hua: I might die with the other party.

72．Is it more embarrassing before H or after H?

Wang Xie: I am very sorry.

Yanhua: Before, because I can’t remember it after that, I’m sorry.

73．What do you do when your best friend says "Only tonight, I'm lonely" and asks for sex?

Wang Xie: All mine belong to Yanhua.

Yan Hua: Same as above.

Pei Hui: Not only tonight, I am very lonely... Wang Xie: Where is the author?Hurry up and find a CP for Rong Xiang!

74．How do you feel about your technique?

Wang Xie: Sure.

Yanhua: I'm pretty bad.

Wang Xie: What's the difference?I like it~~~ Yanhua: (Changed) That's pretty good.

75．Is the opponent's technology good?

Wang Xie: I like it~~~ Yanhua: Yes.

76．When you were in H, what do you want the other party to say the most?

Wang Xie: Needless to say, just feel me.

Yan Hua: Whatever you say is fine~

77．When you were in H, what expression do you like to see the other person most?

Wang Xie: An expression of comfort and enjoyment.

Yanhua: Asking, and then the expression of satisfaction.

78．Do you think it’s okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Wang Xie: Forget it before, but not afterward!

Yanhua: I will never be with anyone other than the young master.

Pei Hui: I knew I was cannon fodder...

79．Are you interested in love, death, love, etc.?

Wang Xie: No way!

Yanhua: If the young master asks, love is love...QU... Wang Xie: (immediately) Okay, let me think about it!

80．What would you do if the other person suddenly no longer needed your body?

Wang Xie: Bless him and help him.

Yanhua: Introspection.

81．What are your thoughts on Qiang?

Wang Xie: I am determined not to be strong, unless... Sentiment?

Yanhua: As long as the young master has love, I can accept it.

Wang Xie: Yanhua, you are so kind~~~~

82．When you were in H, what do you think is the most tiring?

Wang Xie: Endure!Control Wang Xiaoxie.

Yan Hua: He is too careful, I have to control my expression so as not to laugh.

83．So far, where has I had the most exciting and thrilling time.

Wang Xie: Yanhua is not well yet, so I haven't entered it once.

84．Have you ever asked for it on your own initiative?

Yanhua: I don't think it's an active temptation, but the young master thinks it is.

85．What was Gong's reaction?

Wang Xie: Overjoyed!

86．Has Gong committed any act of violence?

Yan Hua: No, she has always been gentle, so I don't need to answer the next question.

87．What was Shoujun's reaction at that time?

88．For the object of H, is there a specific ideal image?

Wang Xie: Yan Hua.

Yan Hua: Master.

89．Does the other party meet your ideals?

Wang and Yan: Yes, and I can improve it!

Pei Hui: You guys have a good understanding on this issue...

90．Do you use props when you do it?

Wang Xie: No.

Yanhua: Well, I don't like it.

91．When was your first time (how old)?

Wang Xie: Thirteen—Yanhua is sixteen, hurry up!

92．Was it with your current lover?

Wang and Yan: No.

93．Where do you like to be kissed most?

Wang Xie: The whole body, especially Wang Xiaoxie.

Yanhua: Neck, face.

94．Where do you like to kiss each other the most?

Wang Xie: The neck.

Yan Hua: The whole body.

95． When is H, when is the other party happiest?

Wang, Yan: When you are satisfied and enjoy.

Pei Hui: Well, you guys have a good understanding, I'm so depressed...

96．When you were in H, what was going through your mind?

Wang Xie: This person is mine!

Yanhua: I like the young master~

97．How many times do you usually have sex in one night?

Wang Xie: 1~2 times.

98．During sex, do you undress yourself or the other party?

Wang Xie: I like to take off his clothes and let him take off mine.

99．For you, H is?

Wang Xie: Sports with love.

Yanhua: Yes (takes the initiative to kiss Wang Xie).

100．Thanks for your hard work!Then tell the other person what you want to say the most!

Wang Xie: Let's go, I've already decided where to fight in the field.

Yan Hua: Rong Xiang, I wish you to find someone you like soon!

Wang Xie: Yanhua, you are digressing!

Pei Hui: Huh?Brother Yanhua is talking to me, can I think... Wang Xie: ——No! ! !