Our leader is overdone

Zuo Hufa said that he would send someone to teach Xiang Xiaoxiao the next day.

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that this development was a little too crazy, and he couldn't accept it for the time being. He wondered whether he should just ride Xiang Wangba away, but he dragged Xiang Wangba's rope for a long time, his body tilted, and Xiang Wangba remained motionless.

Guardian Zuo swaggered into the door, saw him struggling there, and said coldly: "It is a bastard of the Holy Cult in life, and a bastard of the Holy Cult in death. Even if it is used as a mount for you, it will not betray the Holy Cult for you. of."

Xiang Xiaoxiao sat down on the ground at once, and quibbled: "How can I instigate it, I'm just exercising my arm strength."

Left Guardian: "What are you doing to exercise your arm strength?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Uh... masturbate..."

Guardian Left: "??"

Xiang Xiaoxiao made an obscene gesture, and said with a sinister smile: "That's it."

"..." Zuo Hufa rolled his eyes at him, "Shameless."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said confidently: "Guardian Zuo, is there no one of your age in your teaching? This is a very normal thing, or you haven't had a wet dream yet, so..."

The left protector twitched his cheeks, "Not everyone likes to be like you, and likes to bring this up."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Because not everyone has capital."

Left Protector: "..."

Zuo Hufa stood up, and when his palm brushed against his waist, a short blade as thin as a cicada's wing appeared in his palm, the cold air was overwhelming, the blade was as bright as snow, and his expression was as cold as this blade, "Come here. "

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...what are you doing?"

Guardian Zuo: "Come here."

Xiang Xiaoxiao moved a bit under pressure, "You..."

Left Guardian: "Take off your pants."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "=口=! What do you want to do to me! Could it be you! No, you are not yet of age!"

"==!" Guardian Zuo said contemptuously, "You are so beautiful."

Xiang Xiaoxiao put away her exaggerated expression, "What's the matter, you want to have adultery with me."

Guardian Zuo snorted, "Let me see your capital—"

Xiang Xiaoxiao's face turned pale.

Zuo Hufa continued: "If it's not good, I'll cut it for you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao grabbed her crotch, "Damn it, if you want to do something to my ass, ask my mother first!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Anyway, I won't take off my pants! You should give up on it."

Zuo Hufa didn't use force to force him, but grabbed Xiang Xiaoxiao's lapel with one hand, and gently scraped his cheek with a slightly curved blade——Xiang Xiaoxiao held his breath, and could almost feel the hairs on his face They were all chopped down by this iron-cutting magic soldier, and they felt cold for a while, and said: "Why, are you afraid that the cowhide will be blown?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao wanted to turn his head back, but the left protector didn't give him this chance at all, he could only stare at the blade that was close at hand, he even ignored the discomfort of being unable to breathe because of being caught by the left protector, and he still remembered Methodical analysis: "What do you know, I said, have you seen erotic pictures?"

Guardian Zuo: "...What do you ask this for?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "You answer me first."

Guardian Zuo: "...read."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's right, you said that you don't have any close peers, and you don't seem to be very close to your senior brother, and you don't seem to be someone who would go to a public bath to take a bath. I'm afraid the toilet is a private room. The men you have met There shouldn’t be many [beeps], right? They were all seen in the erotic palace, right?”

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao perked up, and continued to analyze: "The thing in the erotic palace is so big, it looks like a donkey. I'm afraid that you are a child who is ignorant and thinks that normal men have such a big capital. Then I will wait I'll show you, I'm not as big as a donkey, I (little JJ) died unjustly."

Guardian Zuo: "...I don't have one."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Then what do you think is the average size of a normal man?"

Left Protector: "..."

Guardian Zuo was speechless.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Damn it, you don't even know how big a normal man is on average, and you still want to measure my capital and calculate how big it is?"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said earnestly: "You should let me go."

Young man, you still have a lot to learn...

But Guardian Zuo suddenly said: "As long as yours is younger than the leader, it can prove that you are lying."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Have you met the leader? How did you meet? How old is it?"

Protector Zuo said angrily, "Don't change the subject."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I didn't."

Guardian Zuo: "Then take off your pants."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Don't be like this... Xiang Wangba is still by my side..."

Xiang Wangba: (⊙_⊙)

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Good job T^T did not let you go in vain, you can stand up at the critical moment without shrinking your head, this time you are (⊙_⊙) Brother Xiao will not scold you...

Guardian Zuo was taken aback by Xiang Wang Ba Youyou.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "F-Furthermore, why did you treat me like this? If you really cut me up, what would you ask your senior brother to do?"

Guardian Zuo: "You can't use it anyway."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...you brat! How do you say that! I don't mean to be on it every day, but your senior brother is not like you... Cough, there is always a time when you want to change your taste, these ten times At least once or twice? Otherwise, you won’t be tired of crooking him to death.”

In fact, Xiang Xiaoxiao said this to give the leader face. In fact, he originally thought that the leader was half-aggressive and half-receiving, who can attack and accept, but now he knows that his kidneys are weak... Damn, why don't you trouble Brother Xiao for the rest of your life! !Depend on!Tired of life!

Zuo Hufa said coldly: "If you want to change your taste, you don't need to look for someone like you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "How should I put it... I'm also considered a burly man..."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "Even among women, you are not considered a big man, you are about the same height as Elder Hua."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said angrily: "That's Elder Hua is too tall! Do you know what this kind of woman is called in our place! Telephone pole!? Zuo Guardian: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought for a while and then added angrily, "I have a bad temper, so I can't get married." In all fairness, Elder Hua looks really charming, but it's a pity that her height is really beyond the reach of ordinary men, and I don't know her Are you married?

Guardian Zuo: "You have a bad temper, why don't you get married anyway, not to mention that Elder Hua is much taller than you in all aspects - including height."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...So you lose, you are shorter than the two of us, and you are not married."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao saw that his eyes gradually became manic, "Speak up if you have something to say, you can't always blame me for playing height stalking, you brought it up first."

"Stop talking," Zuo Hufa said, "Take off your pants."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "... Xiang Wangba, save me!"

Xiang Wangba: (⊙_⊙)!