Our leader is overdone

Xiang Xiaoxiao went to the small dinner party with the feeling of "I want to find out the attitude and thoughts of the leader". Brother Xiao firmly believed that his reasoning ability had been put to good use here, and firmly believed that although the Demon Cult was peaceful on the surface, There are many fools, but it must be a dark tide!The storm is about to rise!

For example, look at the leader, although he is silly every day, but with that appearance, Xiang Xiaoxiao has no choice but to suspect that he is pretending to be ignorant, and in the end he took off his underwear and turned out to be wearing his underwear outside his pants.

After all, Xiang Xiaoxiao and the leader will be legally married next month, so he must pay more attention to whether he should continue hugging his thighs, or seize the time to climb the wall...

So Xiang Xiaoxiao tied a thin red rope to Xiang Wangba, and led it slowly into the dining room.

As soon as Xiang Wangba stepped into the dining room with one front paw, he was stopped by the left guard who rolled his eyes, "You! Don't come in!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao also deliberately moved his body to make sure Zuo Hufa was not talking about himself.

Xiang Wangba looked at Xiang Xiaoxiao aggrieved: (⊙_⊙)

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at Guardian Zuo again.

Guardian Zuo said coldly: "It's fine to take the mount to the stables to graze. With such a big one, is it going to steal the leader's food?"

The leader deeply agrees, "It has always had a big appetite."

Xiang Xiaoxiao had no choice but to let go of the rope, "Go and hunt by yourself, I'm sorry, although you were a beast in the past, you might still be able to serve on the table, but now you are just my mount, and I haven't succeeded in flattering you, so I have to feel wronged You have a moment!"

The leader said with a smile: "Xiao Xiao still has the dream of flattering her superiors and bullying her inferiors."

Xiang Xiaoxiao also smiled brightly, "This has always been my goal."

Leader: "But I didn't see you working hard towards your goal."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "You also said that this is a dream, I'm just thinking about it in a dream."

Hierarch: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Master, don't worry. Of course, I have already realized that time is fleeting. What I want to do should be done as soon as possible. I am ready to put my dream into action. I will try to let Xiang Wangba enjoy my glory in the future. Don't be me all the time." Dip it in the light."

The leader said with great interest: "Oh? What did you do with it?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said deeply: "Riding it on the road today, a group of disciples knelt down at once. I have lived for more than 20 years, and this is the first time that so many people kneel at me."

The leader laughed and said, "It's easy. If you become the leader's wife, you can kneel whoever you want."

Xiang Xiaoxiao also laughed, "I don't have that kind of hobby, but you can kneel down to me, Master."

The leader stopped laughing immediately, "Then you are not flattering others, you are very ambitious."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said solemnly: "The leader doesn't understand, if you kneel to me, it's not considered ambitious, it's considered fun."

Hierarch: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao added: "I kneel down on you as domestic violence."

Hierarch: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao suddenly felt a little quiet.

Although no one is present in the dining room, it can't be so quiet, right?Only when elder Zuo Hufahua and the like are talking, can they be so quiet.

Could it be that he was intimidated by his boldness?

Xiang Xiaoxiao was thinking about it, Elder Hua walked past him, without raising his eyelids, he said: "Did Protector Zuo curse someone just now, you two are so peaceful?"...

Someone approached Elder Hua and read a few words.

Elder Hua looked back at Xiang Xiaoxiao with a smile on his face, "Hey, madam, take your seat, why don't you sit down and continue flirting."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." After being said by Elder Hua, Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't feel embarrassed at first, so he patted Xiang Wangba, "Go eat yourself." Then he walked to his seat.

As soon as he sat down, Zuo Hufa scolded him, "Debauchery!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao pretended not to hear. In front of Zuo Hufa's broken mouth, he really had to pretend to be deaf to survive, so he poked the appetizers with a chopstick to eat.

Guardian Zuo stepped on his foot, "Speak."

Xiang Xiaoxiao flinched in pain, "Damn, what are you talking about."

Guardian Zuo said sternly: "Don't keep scolding me, mother, mother, is your mother a tortoise, egg, egg, you are a bastard!"

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Okay, let's do it again, what are you talking about?"

Guardian Zuo said angrily: "I scolded you just now, so you didn't say anything?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Ah, it's so insulting, my self-esteem is a bit frustrated."

Guardian Zuo: "But your expression tells you that you are a dissolute person."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...you read it wrong."

Damn it, you martial arts masters are the most annoying. You can see emotions in other people's eyes every now and then. Brother Xiao has wooly looseness in his eyes. Eye feces are more likely.

Guardian Zuo looked at him threateningly.

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought that it was really impossible to continue pretending to be deaf with such sharp eyes, so he lowered his head and said: "Guardian Zuo, you are still young and don't understand, flirting with a fiancé is not debauchery, really is not debauchery. "

Left Protector: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "Who do you think is young?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I, can I do it? I am less than 1.6 meters tall, and my whole family is less than 1.6 meters tall. Is it okay?"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "To be honest, there are some topics that cannot be avoided, such as age, one day you will grow up, why are you so taboo now, you are not Conan."

Guardian Zuo: "...Who is Conan?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "The person we wrote in a story over there, he changed from an adult to a child and it lasted for many years."

Guardian Zuo's face immediately changed.

Xiang Xiaoxiao hurriedly comforted him, "I think Zuo Hufa Twelve and Thirteen have grown so tall and have good nutrition. They will definitely grow taller in the future, but it's a pity that you don't know how tall your parents are, whether they are from the south or the north. Parents also play a very important role. Big one, of course you love exercising so much, even if your parents are short, you can definitely grow taller—"

Guardian Zuo: "You are so annoying."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Forget it, as if he comforted a pig just now.

Guardian Zuo: "What happened to the person you mentioned who changed from an adult to a child?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "There is no later."

Guardian Zuo: "He didn't change back?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "At least not before I came here, the story is not over yet."

Guardian Zuo: "Do you think he will change back in the end?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought for a while: "It should be possible, otherwise his girlfriend will be too miserable, and she might marry someone else."

Left Protector: "..."

Seeing that he was lost in thought, Xiang Xiaoxiao turned around to hook up with the leader again, "Master, I saw your senior brother Qing Yang today."

Leader: "Ah... oh... is it?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "The leader doesn't seem to be in a very high mood. I think Senior Brother Qingyang looks very nice."

The leader bowed his head: "No..."

Wow!Is the relationship between the leader and Duan Qingyang so bad already? The leader doesn't even give a cover-up compliment, and directly denies the praise of Qingyang from others.

Xiang Xiaoxiao continued: "But I think it's not bad, and Senior Brother Qingyang is also quite handsome."

The leader lowered his head even more, "It's not handsome, it's not handsome, you are really too handsome."

Xiang Xiaoxiao wanted to praise Duan Qingyang first, and then said that you are N times more handsome than him, but was interrupted by Zuo Hufa.

Zuo Hufa said sinisterly: "You are handsome or not, what are you doing? Debauchery."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Uh... I thought I had already explained this problem to you, and then... even if I was praising other men, it would be considered interesting..."

Guardian Zuo: "Bah."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Damn it, it's very lenient for people not to be high-level. Are you the discipline committee member of the Devil's Cult?Debauchery, then I'm really sorry for my life's debauchery and love for the leader.

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought for a while, then laughed and said: "I think that when Protector Zuo grows up, he must be... a peerless beauty."

Guardian Zuo's face remained unchanged, "That's natural."

"..." I'll just love you to death!Xiang Xiaoxiao continued: "Then I sincerely wish you to grow up like Ma Lishan, the most beautiful boy in the galaxy."

Xiang Xiaoxiao waited for Zuo Hufa to say thank you, and then laughed in his heart, but Zuo Hufa gave him a sideways look and said: "Sycophant, get out."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Damn it, Brother Xiao can't even play Ah Q's self-comfort!

Elder Hua swallowed a sip of tea, interjected: "Xiang Xiaoxiao, I think your expression is very dissatisfied."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Okay... Elder Hua, you did a good job of making up for it...

Guardian Zuo really said: "Why, are you dissatisfied?"

Elder Hua said with a half-smile, "Speak up if you have any dissatisfaction, and let's make progress together."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Hehehe... I just think that Guardian Zuo is like the parents of the leader."

Guardian Zuo frowned: "What do you mean?"

The leader also said stupidly: "I only heard that there are people who praise their relatives like brothers, how can there be people who praise their parents, and besides, I am older than my junior brother."

Xiang Xiaoxiao shut her mouth tightly and refused to answer.

Elder Hua crossed his arms, and said in a strange way: "Guardian Zuo, Madam, if you praise others, you think they are licentious. When you praise you, you still say that they are flattering, and you even care about what they say to your future husband-in-law. You are not talking to him." Are mothers the same? The conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is really deep."

Left Protector: "..."

Hierarch: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

... If you don't say it, you will die!?