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"Wow."

A basin of ice-cold water brutally woke Xiang Xiaoxiao from his sleep. He was exhausted physically and mentally after staying up late last night making icons. This basin of ice water made him even more angry. He sat up and opened his eyes to see Who dared to pour cold water on him.

It's a child.

Xiang Xiaoxiao froze for a moment, standing in front of him was a twelve or thirteen-year-old loli, with white skin and big eyes, dressed in a powder blue ancient costume, so she was a Hanfu fan?

But where did this kid come from?Looking at the water basin at her feet, she was undoubtedly the one who splashed water just now...

Xiang Xiaoxiao calmly asked in a kind voice: "Little sister—"

Just after he said three words, he was slapped by the little Lolita and thrown into the corner of the wall.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "??!!!"

what's the situation?

What a world!

The little bastard is nothing more than splashing water, but he dares to do it!

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled around like a lazy donkey and stood up again. At this time, he had already noticed that the decoration of this room was so antique that it could not be his home, but he could no longer think so much, his mind was only revenge (tiao) revenge (jiao)!

He rushed up!

Little Lolita: "Crack."

This time Xiang Xiaoxiao flew to the corner.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The speed at which he got up was much slower than the previous two times, and he didn't dare to act rashly anymore, but looked at little loli with the tears drawn out.

The little loli puffed out her chest.

Xiang Xiaoxiao cursed secretly in her heart, she is so hairy, she has poor breasts, she deserves it.

Little Loli seemed to be a little irritable, she walked back and forth in front of Xiang Xiaoxiao a few times with her slender waist crossed, and then said sharply: "Who are you!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was puzzled, "I still want to ask you, little sister, what is this place, and who are you, why did you splash me with water?"

Little Lolita saw that there was still some water left in the basin, bent down to pick it up and threw it at Xiang Xiaoxiao, "Tell my little sister to kill you again!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Oh, big sister?"

Little Lolita's eyes flashed fiercely, and just when Xiang Xiaoxiao thought that this strange Lolita was about to attack again, the knock on the door saved him.

"Come in!"

A cannon fodder-like person walked in with his head down, his legs trembling, "I-I-I...Elder Hua said...bring him there...to discuss the marriage..."

Little Lolita waved her hand, "No!"

The cannon fodder brother cried, "But..."

Little Loli didn't wait for him to finish speaking, she slapped her out, and she didn't seem to use much force, the cannon fodder brother unexpectedly flew out of the door lightly.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

really……

This is even more exaggerated than the two hands shown just now!Exaggerated too much!Little sister, did you sign some strange contract with some strange creature when you were young and ignorant?

Little Lolita took a few steps towards Xiang Xiaoxiao.

Xiang Xiaoxiao leaned against the wall and shielded her body with one hand, "Hey, hey, don't come here!"

Little Loli sneered, "I didn't expect the person mentioned in the prophecy to be not only a... but also a trash."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Ah? ?

Now, Xiang Xiaoxiao feels that she has time-traveled.

He asked calmly, "What year is it now?"

Little Loli gave him a blank look, turned around and went out.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The NPC doesn't cooperate!Depend on!Let's go after talking about the age, don't you know that Brother Xiao is a curious Gemini!

I hate people who don't finish talking!

Xiang Xiaoxiao took off her wet clothes with a face full of resentment, then put the sheets on her body, and began to calmly think about the current situation.

The key words mentioned by Little Lolita and Cannon Fodder Brother just now seem to be marriage, prophecy, trash... No, it’s an elder or something. Could it be that the current situation is Brother Xiao’s role as the God’s chosen person in the prophecy? , is there an elder or something to decide to marry little loli to Brother Xiao?This also makes sense, no wonder little Lolita is so angry.

Brother Xiao is not a lolicon, so there is no need to worry about the little loli, he won't get the great harmony of life with girls under the age of 16...

Naturally, Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't expect that what he guessed, if it's right, it's not the case, if it's wrong, it's all on top...

Xiang Xiaoxiao let out a long sigh. All in all, the current situation is that the icon he made for his cousin last night was for nothing!Although those icons are only one piece five one!It's all money too!Everyone else is gone, and the icons are all cheap cousins!

Poor Gemini, sad icon dog.

Xiang Xiaoxiao sat on the bed for a minute, then stood up.

He walked to the door and tried to push it, but the door was unlocked... Little Loli slammed the door and left without locking it, it was not an illusion, Xiang Xiaoxiao felt a little excited.

Now if I push the door and go out, will the plot unfold, or will I be beaten to death as a pervert?

The adventurous spirit that is not afraid of death encouraged Xiang Xiaoxiao to open the door and go out.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

A group of people: "..."

Fuck...why is the open space ten meters away filled with people...a dark group of people...

Big eye to small eye.

Everyone stared at him with eyes that made Xiang Xiaoxiao shudder.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

A group of people: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao lifted the bed sheet silently, covered her shy leg hair back, took two steps back pretending nothing happened, and closed the door.

Then lean against the door and cry.

What the fuck do you mean!Bully!Brother Xiao has just crossed over, are you trying to frighten Brother Xiao by so many people appearing at once?

They were still sitting on the ground, thinking of the elders mentioned by the cannon fodder brother just now, this could not be some kind of cult organization like Wheel Kung Fu, a group of congregants sit quietly and meditate in their hearts, why should life be happy and why should death be bothersome (?)!

No, this place is too weird, even the chosen ones can't stand it.

If it wasn't for the fact that he didn't know anything about the situation within half an hour after waking up, Xiang Xiaoxiao would definitely run away immediately.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was sitting on the edge of the bed, his eyes were wilted.

It's too uncomfortable for people to sit here doing nothing like this...

Xiang Xiaoxiao's hands moved involuntarily, and she missed her mobile phone terribly.

At this moment, he felt that his feet were itchy, and when he looked down, it turned out to be a caterpillar.

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought for a while, then threw it off his feet, then took a shoe and smashed it to death.

After a while, another centipede crawled over from the corner.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was bitten by a centipede when he was a child, he was bitten by a snake once, and he was afraid of well ropes for ten years.

So he flinched and smashed the centipede with his shoe.

After a while, a spider fell from the roof pulling its silk.

Among these arthropods, Xiang Xiaoxiao is the most disgusting spider.

So he grabbed the other shoe, and the two shoes fit together in the air, and the spider died with a "bow" sound.

"This spider is really disgusting..."

It has grown such long hair that it turned green, Xiang Xiaoxiao patted the shoes clean in disgust, thinking that this cult den is really not clean enough, there are so many bugs, it is almost the same as the school dormitory he went to when he was in school .

At this time, Xiang Xiaoxiao certainly didn't know that this cult organization had a well-known feature: poisonous insects.