The whole entertainment industry is begging me to shut up

This is probably because lust is born on the side of gallbladder.

Qin Bin hid behind Meng Shaoyou. Hearing this sentence, he couldn't help muttering: "I'm afraid it's not that Xiaoqing met Fahai and fell in love..."

Meng Shaoyou couldn't help reminding, "I'm a Taoist priest."

The female ghost was not afraid when she heard the words: "Hello, Taoist priest! Is there any uniform temptation, little brother?"

Meng Shaoyou raised his eyebrows and said, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

There are ghosts who are not afraid of Taoist priests?The female ghost was quite confident, and said with a giggle: "If you enter my territory, then I have the final say. What do I have to be afraid of?"

As she spoke, she looked at Qin Bin again and said, "This house originally belonged to me, and I let you move in because of your good looks..."

When the female ghost said this, Qin Bin couldn't help but change his face when he thought that he had been sleeping with the ghost for a month, and backed up again and again: "I, this, how did I know this is your house?! The money will be returned to you. You, let me go!"

If Qin Bin was unlucky, the female ghost died in this house with a lot of resentment before her death, but she was not saved after death, so she became a resentful spirit wandering in the house, which would naturally bring disaster to the house.

This house has become a haunted house. It's also because Qin Bin didn't investigate clearly when he bought it. He thought he bought a small villa at a cheap price, but he never thought that the original owner ran away for his life.

Qin Bin regretted it now, but the female ghost turned cold all of a sudden, stared at Qin Bin and said, "Want to leave?! Dreaming!!"

"Didn't you be very happy when you moved in?! You were sweet with me at the time, and now you regret it?!" The female ghost rushed to Qin Bin angrily, her voice was shrill, Qin Bin was so frightened by her, his whole body His face turned pale.

"But, but, you were the one who lied first!" Qin Bin yelled out such a sentence with difficulty and then hid behind Meng Shaoyou in a panic.

The female ghost and Meng Shaoyou faced each other, and she said with an ugly face: "He has been with me for a month, and he won't admit it if he says he doesn't. Do you think my place is a hotel?!"

Qin Bin couldn't help saying: "My name is written on the real estate certificate..."

Female ghost: "..."

She turned to stare at Meng Shaoyou, and said in a bad tone: "Since the two of you are together, I don't intend to let you go, just stay with me as companions!!"

Qin Bin broke out in a cold sweat when he heard it, looked at Meng Shaoyou and said, "Master, what do you think we should do?"

Meng Shaoyou patted his hand and said calmly, "It's okay, I'm a professional."

His expression was so calm that Qin Bin couldn't help calming down. He looked at Meng Shaoyou and then at the female ghost. When the female ghost rushed towards them, he quickly hid aside and shouted, "Master, come on!"

My spirit is with you, but my flesh is really afraid of ghosts...

Meng Shaoyou didn't care that he hid aside, but when the female ghost rushed over, he quickly took out the prepared talisman and threw it out.

"Heaven has heavenly generals, earth has earthly masters, cut evil and eliminate evil, and solve difficulties and dangers!"

The talismans in his hand were all drawn with brushes obtained from the Town God's Temple. The auspicious aura and Meng Shaoyou's own Taoism made the power more than a hundred times more powerful than ordinary talismans.

The female ghost quickly dodged, and then found that Meng Shaoyou could take out more talisman papers, and then threw them at her as if she didn't want money. , was trapped by Meng Shaoyou.

Finally, the mahogany branch with the spirit of suppressing evil stopped in front of her, and the ending was set.

Meng Shaoyou sighed and said, "Human beings and ghosts have different paths, so why bother with your soul running here? It's better to reincarnate earlier."

Seeing that her situation was over, the female ghost didn't dare to show it even if she was angry. Meng Shaoyou turned to Qin Bin and asked, "What do you want to do next?"

Qin Bin huddled in the corner and watched Meng Shaoyou fighting with the female ghost. He was dumbfounded. He finally crawled out of the ruined world view. Hearing Meng Shaoyou ask in a daze: "What should I do? Can she pay me the rent? ?"

Female ghost: "..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

The female ghost broke down and shouted: "Don't you only think about the rent?!!"

Others can at least say a couple of days and a hundred days of kindness!Qin Bin has been with her for a month, and that's all he thinks? ! !

The female ghost looked at Qin Bin's expression and said bitterly: "You and I, let alone a couple in the mortal world, have slept together for more than a month, but you asked a Taoist priest to take me in, Qin Beiliang, you are so ruthless!!"

Qin Bin shook his head in fright and said, "It's not that I don't have it! It's all a dream!"

The female ghost resented even more: "In the dream, you and I were all fake? So, love will disappear, right?"

Love between humans and ghosts is probably very beautiful in novels, but it is another matter if they really meet in reality.

Besides, is it simply you and me? !Qin Bin thought angrily, if he hadn't woken up quickly enough, he would have been almost hollowed out! !

Meng Shaoyou couldn't help but said: "Don't talk about being so affectionate, you are obviously greedy!"

The female ghost was afraid and resentful towards him. Looking at this Taoist priest, her teeth itch in her heart. This man is good-looking but every move was ruthless, so she said angrily: "What's wrong with his body?! Indulged I am willing to be beautiful!!"

Who is not greedy for handsome guys? !who! ! !

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Forget it.

Seeing that Qin Bin and the female ghost had nothing to say, he said, "You should go to the City God to talk about it."

Afterwards, the female ghost was handed over to the ghost messenger, and Qin Bin's house was considered safe.

When the female ghost was taken away, Qin Bin was still in a daze and said, "Is it all right?"

Meng Shaoyou nodded and said: "Well, the biggest problem with this house is that there are resentful spirits haunting it, now it will be fine after getting rid of it."

With his guarantee, Qin Bin breathed a sigh of relief, and then Meng Shaoyou taught him that three days later, at noon, at the southeast corner of the backyard of the house, he would dig three feet into the ground and bury the excavated things. Can live normally.

As for Qin Bin, he dug up a female corpse after doing what he did and said nothing.

After solving this matter, Qin Bin's attitude towards Meng Shaoyou could be called respectful, and without a word, he transferred a sum of money to Meng Shaoyou, and then asked nervously, "Master, can I take a photo with you?" ? I want to set it as a screensaver..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Finally the photo was taken.

However, Qin Bin didn't set it as a screensaver, but posted a circle of friends instead.

Qin Bin: I have encountered some incredible things recently, and the master helped me solve the trouble.The master is not only handsome, but also has great professional skills! ! [image.jpg]

Qin Bin is an active user in the circle of friends. He received a lot of comments and left a lot of messages as soon as he sent it out.

Ji An: I also think the master's business ability is great! [Thumbs up]

Xu Ning: Are you looking for the master too?I said before that he is great~

Of course, there are also people who are confused...

Bai Miaoxue:? ? ?Isn't this Teacher Yu's assistant? !What master?

Bai Miaoxue: It's really that little assistant!

Bai Miaoxue: What happened to this world? !

……

"Stop traveling!! Are you taking orders recently!!"

Beard Fish had a hard time taking a break recently, but when he came to Meng Shaoyou's place, he first asked the other party if he would accept the order.

After getting an affirmative answer, he grabbed Meng Shaoyou's hand and said, "That's great, you come with me first, it's urgent, let's talk on the way!"

Meng Shaoyou followed Bearded Fish into the car in a daze, and drove all the way to Hu's house.

Meng Shaoyou asked in the car: "What happened to make you so anxious?"

Judging from the face, the bearded fish should not be haunted by evil spirits or anything like that.

Bearded fish sighed: "It's not me, it's a relative from my family."

Or to say that the bearded fish was in a hurry, the person who had the accident was the bearded fish's cousin.His cousin has a girlfriend who has been dating for five years. The two are college lovers. They did not break up after graduation, but started a business together. The parents of both sides are also satisfied, and they are already preparing for the wedding this year.

"I went to his wedding banquet the day before yesterday, but I didn't expect something to go wrong today." Bearded Fish sighed.

The tradition of their family is that after the banquet, the new couple will return to the old house for two days.

After Beardfish's cousin and sister-in-law moved in, strange things happened, and they kept hearing old people crying in their ears.

This old house has been inhabited for a long time, and they also murmured in their hearts, Huzi Yutang's wife wanted to move out quickly.When she couldn't help discussing with her husband, she heard her husband's tone changed as if he said, "Is it because you are not used to living in this house so soon?"

The voice was old and hoarse, not at all the voice of Beard Fish's cousin!

The sister-in-law was terrified, and quickly called her family, and then all the Hu family rushed to the old house.

After coming, the person on the cousin said in a bad tone: "How dare I use your Hu family's things to care about me?"

Then he drank and ate chicken again, sitting shirtless in the living room and eating chicken and wine, not at all like his cousin in the past.

The Hu family were mostly businessmen, so they were a bit superstitious. Seeing this, they guessed that Bearded Fish's cousin was possessed. While keeping the cousin steady, they asked Master to come over.

Bearded fish sighed: "Didn't my dad remember that I know you? Then he urged me to come to you."

No wonder he was in such a hurry, Meng Shaoyou nodded and said, "Okay, let's hurry up."

The bearded fish responded, and stepped on the accelerator to arrive at the old house of Hu's family.

Although the old house is old, it doesn't feel dilapidated.The Hu family doesn't live in the old house, but they pay special attention to the old house. After all, there is a saying that the rise and fall of the old house is related to the rise and fall of the family, so they will carry out renovations every now and then.

When Meng Shaoyou and the others arrived, there were other people in the room.

Bearded Fish saw a few more people he didn't know, and asked, "Who are these?"

Upon hearing this, the sister-in-law said: "They are all masters invited by the family..."

Bearded Fish was unhappy when he heard that, "Didn't you say I'll look for it? Why don't you trust me?"

"You can't say that, isn't it because you want to find more, it's okay!" Beard Fish's aunt said to smooth things over. It was her son who had the accident, and Beard Fish didn't say anything when he saw this.

Then he saw his uncle stand up and said: "He is in the living room, let's go and have a look first."

In addition to Meng Shaoyou, the Hu family also invited two masters, a middle-aged lady with a high bun and a serious look.The other is a middle-aged man with a small goatee and a compass in his hand, looking quite immortal.

But Meng Shaoyou, a young man standing among them, looked very abrupt. The middle-aged lady glanced at him and hummed softly, expressing her disdain.

Meng Shaoyou smiled and didn't pay much attention.

As soon as the three of them entered the living room, a chicken bone flew towards them and hit the threshold with a "click".Then they saw a young man wearing an old man's undershirt sitting cross-legged on the table, holding the chicken in one hand and taking a sip from the wine bottle in the other.

Uncle Bearded Fish blushed and said, "Look, what happened to my son? He..."

Seeing this, the lady opened her mouth first and said, "I've been caught by a ghost just by looking at it! Don't panic, wait until I find a messenger to ask."

The lady's surname was An. After finishing speaking, she found a sofa in the living room to lie down on and said, "Don't touch me later, I'm going to the underworld to ask the people over there."

Uncle Bearded Fish had never seen such a battle before, so he was stunned for a moment, and the little goatee beside him explained: "She is a shady person, and she is going to the underworld to ask a yin messenger."

Going Yin, also known as going impermanent.It is often said among the people that if they are busy with affairs in the underworld, the underworld government will capture living people to work on errands, and send them back after the work is completed. They are regarded as temporary workers in the underworld.This matter is recorded in Mingshu "Yuguai·Chongshu Zouimpermanence".

Uncle Beard Fish didn't know about these legends, and he only said after hearing the words: "So that's how it is, as expected of a master..."

Meng Shaoyou said that there was indeed such a thing as impermanence, but he was certain that Ms. An should not have been impermanent in the underworld.

Firstly, he didn't see Ms. An's soul leave the body, and secondly, he actually saw Ms. An's chest rising and falling. It seems that she just fell asleep on the sofa...

The "cousin" who had been sitting on the table eating and drinking also laughed loudly and said, "Just sleep when you sleep, what are you talking about?"

Meng Shaoyou clearly felt that Ms. An's breathing was stagnant.

The little goatee stroked his mustache and stepped forward, "She can't be called, so let the old man come."

That "cousin" was still sitting on the table eating and drinking, squinting at Little Goatee's work, he buried his head at his desk and wrote a talisman, then burned the talisman and prayed: "Go up to invite the gods, go down to chase the Hades... Urgent as a law!"

Then he grabbed a handful of rice and threw it on his "cousin", muttering words while falling, looking quite miraculous...

The "cousin" who was sitting on the table happened to be eating something, and the rice grain that was thrown in the face was caught off guard. He was furious instantly, and he threw the wine bottle in his hand on the little goatee and cursed angrily: "I'm rude, kid!" ! Get out of here!!"

The Moutai bottle was thrown on Little Goatee, knocking him into a daze!

"What are you guys? How dare you call yourself a master? Go away!" The "cousin" pointed at the mustache and cursed, followed by a series of swear words, which made the bearded fish look shocked.

His son never swears!

And this series of insults was mixed with bones and wine bottles, and the mustache and Ms. An were directly kicked out.

Then the "cousin" squinted at Meng Shaoyou and snorted coldly, "Are you still leaving?"

Meng Shaoyou smiled and said, "I'm not afraid of you."

Bearded Fish's uncle showed a hopeful expression when he heard the words. After all, he hadn't escaped under such circumstances, so he could only pin his hopes on Meng Shaoyou!

Meng Shaoyou dealt with ghost possession quite a lot. He took the peach tree branch he was used to, rushed up, grabbed the opponent's middle finger with one hand, slapped the evil spirit talisman in his hand, and an old ghost popped out .

The old ghost didn't expect that Meng Shaoyou was really capable, so he was stunned for a moment, then saw him vigorously holding a mahogany branch and thinking about stabbing him, the possessed old ghost hurriedly shouted: "Wait a minute!! I'm the Hu family My ancestor!! Why did you treat me like this after protecting the Hu family for so many years?!"

Meng Shaoyou paused, only to see the old ghost snort angrily: "I have protected the Hu family for so many years, could it be possible that I have been forgotten?!"

Uncle Bearded Fish saw that his son had fainted, and hurried up to take him away.

The old ghost said with a sad face: "I have protected the Hu family for so many years, and I have worked hard without merit, so why treat me like this!!"

Meng Shaoyou was stunned, and the old ghost wailed, "If you don't believe me, go ask!!"

If this is really the ancestor of the Hu family, that is another matter.

Meng Shaoyou went out and told the story.

Now the Patriarch of the Hu family is Beard Fish's father. When Meng Shaoyou said this, Hu's father thought for a long time and said, "It seems that there is such a thing."

It can be regarded as the secret of the Hu family. It is said that an ancestor has always lived in the old house of the Hu family.This has been passed down for several generations, but he has never really felt his existence, and everyone has forgotten it after a long time.

But the key is why he wants to occupy the body of the offspring.

The old ghost sobbed and said: "I, I have been in the old house for so many years, I am still single, and you still let me watch, watch these couples... I, I am lonely!"

"I want to marry a wife too!!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

The Hu family: "..."

The old ghost demanded: "I don't care, I want a wife too!"

After all, he is the ancestor of the Hu family. After Meng Shaoyou conveyed the old ghost's opinion, the Hu family hesitated. How should this daughter-in-law marry him...

Seeing this, Meng Shaoyou suggested that they find someone to paste a paper figurine and burn it to the old ghost, which is the same.The old ghost was awkward, but finally reluctantly agreed.

Finally, Cousin Huziyu woke up, and after knowing what had happened, he specially thanked him, and asked for Meng Shaoyou's WeChat account.

The cousin said: "Thanks to the master... If there is anything we can help in the future, just say it!"

Meng Shaoyou was only using other people's money to do things for others, as long as the matter was resolved.Then he gave some suggestions to Bearded Fish's cousin, such as sunbathing more recently to replenish Yang Qi or something...

Of course, Meng Shaoyou took advantage of the situation and said, "It's okay if there are other clients to introduce, I'm very free!"

"..."

After solving the matter of Beard Fish's cousin, Beard Fish took Meng Shaoyou home by the way, seeing lights and festoons everywhere on the way, looking festive.

The Bearded Fish looked at it and said, "Huh? Is it a festival today? Why is it so festively arranged?"

Meng Shaoyou said: "Today is July [-]th."

The [-]th day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar is the Ksitigarbha Festival, which is celebrated in many places in Sudi.At this time, there will be lights and festoons, and the night market will gather.

Businessmen take advantage of the opportunity to make money, while believers wear Ruo hats and sarongs, chanting scriptures along the way, worshiping step by step, and worshiping incense in temples.

Beardfish usually confuses these days as Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. If it weren't for the lights and festoons today, he wouldn't have asked this question casually.

Meng Shaoyou knew a little better than him, and said: "Ksitigarbha Festival will also be lit at night, and there are many lanterns by the river in Longhua Temple, which is also a great spectacle."

Hearing what he said, the bearded fish became interested and said: "Then why don't you go to see the lanterns tonight! I've grown up and haven't let go of the dizang lanterns yet!"

Meng Shaoyou had no objection, and in the evening, he went to the vicinity of Longhua Temple with Bearded Fish.

Many people had already gathered on the bank of the river, and there were also many vendors on the road selling lanterns along the street.These lanterns are colorful, but they are all cut into the shape of lotus flowers, with lamp oil in the middle. The lamp oil also has a name called "Ksitigarbha Candle". After all, lotus is a symbolic item of Buddhism.

It is said that wild ghosts can become immortals if they get the Ksitigarbha Candle, but it is just a folklore.

When Meng Shaoyou said this, Bearded Fish excitedly bought a river lantern and went to the river.The banks of the river were full of passers-by who released river lanterns. Colorful lotus lanterns were thrown into the river, and the candlelight was weak. At night, it looked as if the galaxy in the sky had been stolen and thrown into the river of the world.

"Swim less?"

Meng Shaoyou followed the prestige and saw a very familiar figure.Yu Jianghe walked out of the crowd wearing a mask.

"Why are you here?" Meng Shaoyou ran over in surprise, but Teacher Yu even went out? !

Yu Jianghe looked at him and said, "Today is the Dizang Festival. I heard that there will be lanterns at Longhua Temple, so I came out to have a look."

Try your luck at the same time...

Meng Shaoyou didn't think much, and asked after hearing the words: "Then did you put up the lantern?"

"No." Yu Jiang agreed, he didn't come here to set off lanterns.

"That's just right, I don't have either." Meng Shaoyou said, looking at the stalls on the side of the road, he picked two and said, "Then let's put them together by the way?"

Naturally, Yu Jianghe would not refuse him, so they walked towards the river with two lanterns in their hands.

Meng Shaoyou chatted with Teacher Yu along the way, talking about the Ksitigarbha Festival, Ksitigarbha Candles, and Longhua Temple. Yu Jianghe didn't speak, but listened carefully.

Then the two walked to the river where there were fewer people, and Meng Shaoyou said: "Just let it go here..."

Two lanterns are gently pushed into the river, and then join other lanterns in the river...

When Yu Jianghe looked sideways, he could see the starlight in the eyes of the people around him.

"Pfft!"

"It's bad! Someone fell into the water!!"

With the sound of falling into the water, there was a scream from the shore, and Meng Shaoyou and Yu Jianghe suddenly came back to their senses.Yu Jianghe was the first to call the police, Meng Shaoyou stared at the river and said suddenly: "...Wait, the person has surfaced!"

I saw a human head popping out of the river, and then it seemed to be lifted and sent to them.

Meng Shaoyou quickly pulled the man up, and then saw that there was still a pair of hands under the man, and then a water ghost showed his head and said happily: "Oh, thanks to my sharp eyesight and quick hands, otherwise people will be cold..."

"You saved the person?" Meng Shaoyou asked.

The water ghost looked at him, didn't expect him to see himself, but still proudly said: "Of course! Why do you look down on ghosts for doing good things?"

Meng Shaoyou: "...No, this is very good, I hope there will be a phenomenon of ghost passing on."