On the Best Ways to Punish a Playful Ex

"Nonsense—"

When Shen Zhengying named her, Hu Lai was startled.

Teacher Shen, who is usually gentle and elegant, now looked swollen, staring, pouted, and stretched out his hand towards her, beckoning.

"Hu Lai Lai~~Come~~"

Drunken and lovable, if the person being called is not the self who was broken up by heartlessness.

Ever since Jiang Yuming found out that day, Shen Zhengying just called her Hu Lai, but now it's better to call her Hu Lailai again.

And call her over.

Come on.Treat her like a dog, come and go as soon as you call, dogs are not as obedient as she is.

How can people be so shameless!

It's okay for the mother and son to break up or fight with her. They can stand firm and keep their attitudes consistent for a year.

Hu Lai's heart was in turmoil, like Nezha making trouble with the sea, just wanting to peel off Shen Zhengying, cramping, cramping.

"Hu Lai, hey, Hu Lai, I'm calling you."

With Xie Yaran here, Hu Lai couldn't pretend to be stupid if he didn't hear her, so he could only yell at her in a low voice: "Which side are you standing on?"

Xie Yaran took a sip of hot tea, spread her hands in an innocent gesture, "It has nothing to do with me. If you have to stand, you must stand by her. How long have I known her, and how long have I known you?"

Either way, things are unpredictable.

Who would have thought that the pretty little beauties who walked in with their friends would be related to their teenage crushes.

The little beauty loves for her, worries for her, and hates for her.

Xie Yaran had also imagined that Shen Zhengying would find a female partner by herself, but she would never have thought that she would go to this level - her son's ex, who was 20 years younger than her.

It can be seen that human imagination is indeed inferior to human action.

"The agreed-upon relationship is so deep that it doesn't matter how long we've known each other!" Hu Lai bared her teeth and glared at her.

Xie Yaran smiled, and touched a couple of times on her one-piece teddy bear dress, and it felt excellent.

"Is our relationship very deep?"

Hu Lai slapped her hand away in distaste, "You washed your hands, you mess around."

The two were half bickering and half joking, in Shen Zhengying's drunken eyes, Xie Yaran was the only one left who did what she wanted to do but didn't do, and touched what she wanted to buy but couldn't get.

And the little girl she was thinking of was only three steps away, but she refused to come over for a long time.

If people can't come, I will go to meet people.

After being drunk, Shen Zhengying had a bad temper and was very active, but the alcohol restricted her mobility. She stretched her arms and slid a few times in the air to catch people, almost falling off the sofa.

Hu Lai couldn't see it, and moved to help, not wanting to be caught by her, dragged into the sofa and fumbled.

Touch the head, touch the face, touch the hair on the body.

When she was a child, she was groped and pinched by her elders because of her cute appearance. Hu Lai especially hated other people touching her head and face.If the two were in love with each other, there would be nothing wrong with it, but now.

Why!

"Shen Zhengying!"

When Shen Zhengying was drunk, not only did he have many hands and feet, but he also had great strength.

Hu Lai didn't want to use too much force, he couldn't break free, so he told her to let go.

Who would have thought that Shen Zhengying felt aggrieved, "You are so fierce, I won't listen."

She didn't listen to her, she hugged Hu Lai with one hand, and continued to rub the hair of her pajamas with the other hand, from top to bottom, from left to right, even the pointed ears of her hat.

Xie Yaran was even better, after a brief moment of astonishment, she sat on the sidelines and laughed like she was watching a play, she didn't know how to do her a favor, she almost cut open the melon seeds and sliced ​​a watermelon.

She drank about the same as Shen Zhengying, but Shen Zhengying drank in a hurry, usually drank less often, and did not hold as much alcohol as she did.Before Hu Lai came, he was normal except for crying endlessly. After crying, the whole painting style changed drastically, which is amazing.

While busy, Hu Lai asked Xie Yaran: "How much wine did you drink for her? How did you get so drunk?"

Why did she give it, Shen Zhengying wanted to drink it herself!

Xie Yaran frowned and was about to express her dissatisfaction, but Shen Zhengying was unhappy, "I'm not drunk."

For fear that others would not believe it, I specially emphasized the tone: "I am not drunk!"

Okay, sure enough, all the drunks said that they were not drunk.

Too lazy to pester her, Hu Lai broke away her hand, "Don't touch it, go back."

"No." Shen Zhengying grabbed hold of him and refused to let go, "You're pissing me off again."

She touched the teddy bear pajamas until her eyes lit up, and so did Hu Lai's eyes.

Fierce light, the kind that wants to eat people if you don't leave.

It's one thing to know that a drunk is insane, but quite another to be able to bear it.No matter who it is, being dragged out of the warm quilt and picking someone up in the freezing cold, the mood will not be much better.Not to mention that that person is still a scumbag who likes each other but doesn't want to try to be together, and who drinks and gets drunk with his suspected junior high school love partner.

After 30 years, if you are not full of trust, how can you drink to this level.

Just when Hu Lai couldn't bear it anymore and was about to lose his temper, Shen Zhengying leaned on her shoulder and said, "Hu Lailai, are you here to pick me up?"

The voice is very soft, the tone is very soft, there is a little bit of disbelief, but more of the spontaneous joy after the expectation comes true.

Hu Lai's heart was so soft that he touched her hair and said softly, "Yes, I'm here to pick you up. Let's go back, shall we?"

Just like that, Shen Zhengying was stuffed into the car.

Sitting in the driver's seat, Hu Lai held the steering wheel in his hands, and when he turned his head, he saw Shen Zhengying with bright eyes and a smile.Drunk, she looked at Hu Lai and smiled happily. She was a completely different woman from the last time she met, who was physically and mentally exhausted.

"Ugh."

Hu Lai sighed unconsciously.

I used to think that there is a reason for everything, the same is true for liking and love, and I also thought about how much I would do if I fell in love with others.In Hu Lai's imagination, there are many bottom lines that cannot be broken through, and she will not back down for anyone.

In the past, who told her that she would be worried by one person and happy by the other. After the other person left, she tossed and turned, because of the other's words, she was sentimental and tender, and she would definitely feel that there was something wrong with that person.

Only when things come to an end do we know that things in the world happen as soon as they happen, and those presuppositions, ifs, and possibilities are all just thoughts.

Shen Zhengying reached out to touch her face and asked her, "What's the matter? Is there something that can bother you."

Hu Lai pushed her hand away.

what else?Domineering mother and drunk woman!

Just now Xie Yaran accompanied them downstairs and sent them to the car. After seeing Hu Lai fastening Shen Zhengying's seat belt, she asked her: "Do you want to take her home or send her back?"

Hu Lai was so angry that he replied coldly, "I don't want to hear a drunk confession, and I won't have sex with a drunk person. Don't worry?"

Xie Yaran was even better, and asked her back: "Which one should you worry about? You or her?"

These women bullied her one by one through wine.

"Hu Lailai." Shen Zhengying came again, "I miss you. I've been thinking about you these days."

Shaking his head, Hu Lai started the car.

She also thought, really wanted to hit someone!

The car drove downstairs to Shen Zhengying's house, and called Jiang Yuming down to pick up his mother.

When Jiang Yuming went downstairs, the first thing he saw was Hu Lai, dressed cutely, wearing a fluffy hat, with an ugly face, as if he would explode anytime, anywhere, and asked funnyly, "Why are you so angry? Isn't my mother Why did you send it back to the class reunion? Did she find you? Ouch, how much did you drink?"

In the cold wind, he smelled alcohol.

"Ask your mother!" After saying that, Hu Lai felt that something was wrong, and corrected him, "This sentence is not a curse, but a question for you to ask your mother."

With such an explanation, the momentum immediately weakened to zero, as helpless as it was.

Jiang Yuming almost burst out laughing, and helped his mother out of the car.

As soon as he let go of his hand and turned his head, his mother hooked Hu Lai's neck and refused to let go, insisting on dragging Hu Lai home together.

Jiang Yuming was dumbfounded, "Did you drink fake wine for her?"

During birthdays, mother and son often have a drink.Jiang Yuming was young and vigorous drinking without any scruples, but Shen Zhengying was very restrained and never got drunk.It is unheard of to hug a little girl while drunk.It is said that wine quality is character, Jiang Yuming was curious about how his mother was drunk.According to his estimation, his mother would talk more at most, or just fall asleep silently.Who knew it would look like a reincarnated human being.

Could it be that there is also a savage little princess living in his mother's heart?

"Shit, she drank with her old lover!"

"What? My mother still has an old lover?!" Hu Laijiang was obviously not surprised at the class reunion, but it was another matter to gather an old lover, "Hey, is the old lover male or female?"

"Ask your mother! You, you, help pull her away!"

When Shen Zhengying woke up the next day, it was already noon when the sun was high, his head was heavy and his mouth was very dry.There was a thermos cup beside the bed, the lid was unscrewed, and the water was warm, just right for the mouth.After drinking most of the glass of water, her head was still groggy, her stomach was not feeling well, and she felt sick. Shen Zhengying rubbed her neck and pressed her head. Her memory stayed on drinking with Xie Yaran.

How much did you drink?Two bottles and three bottles?

She doesn't remember.

I just remember talking about Hu Lai with Xie Yaran...

Hu Lai? !

Shen Zhengying's heart trembled.If I remember correctly, there is a photo of Hu Lai in Xie Yaran's phone album.

She was already drunk then, what happened afterwards?It seemed that she felt that Hu Lai was fascinated by Xie Yaran and called her afterwards.

She couldn't remember what was said on the phone or what happened after the phone was hung up.

This is probably the fragment of the legend.

Then how did she come back?

In the recent call, there is a record of a call to "a, I come", and the call lasts for 1 minute. After 1 minute, nothing is logged.

Hearing a noise outside the door, Shen Zhengying tried to shout: "Mingming? Come in."

Ever since he saw the scene that he shouldn't have seen, Jiang Yuming was extra cautious when he entered his fucking room, and only came in with a piece of crispy chicken when he was called.

"Wake up? Have a headache? Are you sick?"

Shen Zhengying waved his hand, "Who sent me back last night? Or did you come to pick me up?"

It's okay if she doesn't ask, but when she asks, she seems to hit Jiang Yuming's laugh point, and her increasingly nervous son is laughing uncontrollably while holding a piece of chicken leg.

Shen Zhengying was baffled and annoyed by his smile, "I came back by myself?"

"Mom, have you drunk the broken piece?"

"Jiang Yuming, answer my question first!"

Jiang Yuming really wanted to answer, but the lingering scene in front of him was so funny that he wanted to laugh as soon as he opened his mouth.

"What's going on?" His son was convulsed, unable to ask why, so Shen Zhengying could only choose what he might want to know and said, "The boss who danced with Hu Lai you mentioned last time, the photographer, is my junior high school student. classmate."

"What? The boss of 'Ran' is your classmate. You drank with her last night?" Let me talk to you, no matter what kind of boss photographer you are, she is not your match. By the way, she is still your old lover? Mom, you have been in love with puppies and gays since junior high school, so fashionable."

The son is crazy.

"Jiang Yuming, what nonsense are you talking about." Shen Zhengying's head hurt even more, after drinking the remaining water in the thermos, he thought of a possibility. "Hu Lai sent me back last night?"

After a while, Jiang Yuming finally explained what happened after Hu Lai sent her home last night amidst Shen Zhengying's increasingly serious expression.

"This is impossible?!" Shen Zhengying covered his face after hearing this, completely in disbelief.

According to Jiang Yuming, she hugged Hu Lai last night and refused to let go. If Hu Lai didn't go home with her, she wouldn't leave either.Hu Lai had no choice but to send her upstairs. When she got home, she touched Hu Lai's teddy bear pajamas but refused to let go.

"It's a pity that I was so scared that I didn't take a picture of it for you. Mom, you almost bald Hu Lai's bear hat, hanging on the bear and refusing to leave. In the end, she coaxed and tricked you into changing your pajamas, and put you Tucked in the quilt before leaving. I didn't say that, her face turned green. Hahahaha..."

"No...it must be..."

"Yes, yes, I must have hallucinated while waiting for you to go home. You didn't drink alcohol last night, and Hu Lai didn't come here, and you didn't bald her bear pajamas... No, I think it's bear pajamas First off, my mother is so serious, why would she touch the hair on the little girl's pajamas..." Jiang Yuming gnawed on the chicken leg, recalling Hu Lai's shameful and angry face last night, but he couldn't express his anger, and felt an indescribable joy .

"That's enough for you! Shut up!" Shen Zheng was so ashamed that he shrunk into the quilt, wishing he could become one with the quilt and never come out again.

This is after going home, what about before going home?

How will she face Xie Yaran, Hu Lai and her son in the future?

Drinking is harmful.