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Chen Xiuyuan's hand on Zhao Wenwen's shoulder remained unchanged, but his eyes became out of focus, and he also looked downstairs.Unlike Zhao Ziwen, he can not only see, but also hear.Now the downstairs is very, very noisy. The stairs between the first floor and the second floor are full of people. Everyone has anxious faces and mutters in their mouths, but no one can take a step forward.

Because the narrow aisle on the first floor has been completely blocked by those five people.Sitting upright on the horse and weeping bitterly, the one who is in charge of the gate is the aunt, and the one who holds the water bottle in her hand follows closely behind her, and her eyes are firm and resolute. Whose aunt's daughter is the daughter of the aunt, and the one who spreads her teeth and claws and "travels the world with reason" is the aunt's Son and daughter-in-law take out son-in-law.

This is really in line with the local saying: "Whoever raises what kind of bird, the shun people raise shunbirds." The five members of this family are all of the same virtue.

However, it is not that the residents in this building did not defend their sovereignty, but just by looking at the faces of everyone, you can know the result of the battle... This is not an accidental result. The place where Chen Xiuyuan lived was It is a teacher's building in an elementary school, so at the beginning, all the teachers lived there, and there are still many old teachers living here, such as the old man on the first floor, such as Xue Yawen's mother.

Most of the people who moved in later were "cultural people". Therefore, although the hardware of this community is not very good, the software and humanities are not bad.Many people did not move out because of the good environment in this place, and they could buy a big house.

However, when everyone is a scholar, a hooligan suddenly pops up, and the situation is like now, and there is no way to fight back.

Finally, I have chosen to call the police - most of the people living here are old-fashioned in thinking, and many people even feel that it is a shame to call the police because of this kind of thing, but seeing these people getting more and more excessive, they can only call the police Yes - but the police haven't come yet...

"How about it?"

"Want to see how I handle it?"

"Okay." Zhao Wenwen just finished washing and jumped out of the bathroom.

The two sat side by side at the dining table, Chen Xiuyuan took Zhao Wenwen's hand, Zhao Wenwen felt as if someone pushed him behind him suddenly, his sight was instantly drawn to the first floor, and This time he even heard voices, but the harsh cursing voices of young men and women will only make people feel disgusted-it is definitely an insult to the language itself to be used by such people, no matter what kind of vocabulary, from Squirting from their mouths, they were all coated in filth.

Although being brought by Chen Xiuyuan this time, what he saw was a scene with sound, but Zhao Ziwen really thought it might as well be silent.The disgust made Zhao Ziwen unable to bear the desire to look away, and Chen Xiuyuan's voice came from next to his ear: "Boss, pay attention."

What are you looking at?

Just as doubts flashed in Zhao Ziwen's mind, that "what" appeared, a very faint black air, like mist blown by the wind, swirled in the corridor on the first floor, and then When it was very thin, it divided into four strands and got into the body of the aunt's son, daughter-in-law, and daughter-in-law respectively.

"Porf~~~" A weird voice suddenly came from the noisy first floor, like... cough cough!The sound of farting.

The imposing and brilliant son that the aunt was scolding just now suddenly became quieter, his face became more and more red, and the posture of his legs became more and more weird. In the end, he could not make any sound, and his face was so red. Like a steamed crab, the two legs are even bent because they are too tight.

"Porf~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!" This time the voice was more distant and longer, more powerful, and had a thick aftertaste... But this is just the beginning, after the son , Aunt's daughter-in-law and daughter also joined the performance of this gas "symphony" after just one second...

Two minutes later, a police car arrived, and 2 minutes later, two ambulances arrived, and the family of five finally left.Although this situation is disgusting, but... it is really relieved!

"Xiao Chen... When I dated you for the first time, wouldn't it be the same?"

"Of course not, at least I gave you time to walk to the toilet and take off your pants."

At that time, Chen Xiuyuan just wanted to teach Zhao Ziwen a lesson, so he just let his good friend rub against him twice.The diarrhea in that situation is somewhat similar to the normal detoxification reaction after eating poisonous things. Although it lasts longer, it does not cause much damage to the body.

But these people in front of me are not. The filth just now may be quite thin in Zhao Ziwen's eyes, but it is indeed filthy, and it has been injected into the bodies of the four people, so the result is not only A serious illness in the short term will also damage your vitality in the long run—at least they won't have such a strong confidence in cursing people in the future.

What's more terrible is that such people are easy to "recruit ghosts" in the future, especially when their own mood is unstable or they have some negative emotions, it is easier to be taken advantage of...

But this is the most terrible point, Chen Xiuyuan himself doesn't know it yet, of course it is impossible to explain it to Zhao Ziwen in such detail, and Zhao Ziwen, as long as he knows that Chen Xiuyuan "pity" him from the very beginning~

"Then I really want to thank you, how can you save me a lot of face." Zhao Ziwen rolled his eyes dumbfounded.

"you are welcome."

Zhao Ziwen patted Chen Xiuyuan's forehead: "Don't push yourself too hard~ Besides, Xiao Chen, I just want to open my eyes, don't I need X-ray eyes?"

Facing the question asked by himself, Chen Xiuyuan looked at Zhao Ziwen in a puzzled and bewildered manner, "But, Boss, can't the sky eye see it?"

"Uh……"

"I'm sorry, I still haven't done well..." What I said just now was very happy, but when Zhao Wenwen asked, Chen Xiuyuan understood, or he thought he understood——Zhao Wenwen didn't want to see so Many, it is enough for him to be able to see ghosts, and even that is the maximum he can accept.

And after opening his eyes, Zhao Xiwen was very uncomfortable all the time, dizzy, weak, and possibly nauseated.The first thing he saw was not a beautiful thing, but the family of five of the shrew aunt.In other words, this incident not only made Zhao Xiwen very uncomfortable, but also brought him no joy.

Chen Xiuyuan felt dizzy for a moment...

"No, no, no! This is very good. When I get the hang of it, Xiao Chen, you'd better wear some clothes that contain lead." Zhao Wenwen smiled frivolously, deliberately "licking" Chen Xiuyuan with his eyes up and down .He immediately knew that he had said the wrong thing, although he was indeed a little uncomfortable, and the situation was not easy to control, and he didn't know what he would see next time - if it was eye-catching, it would be fine, if it was blinding, it would be terrible It's a tragedy.

But this definitely does not mean that he dislikes this situation. After all, many people have dreamed about the special function of clairvoyance.

This is Zhao Ziwen's comfort, Chen Xiuyuan smiled, but also felt more guilty-should he make up for his self-righteousness this time?

Zhao Ziwen asked some more questions about how to control the Sky Eye, but sadly, Chen Xiuyuan didn't know three things...

Because for him, there is no big difference between using the eyes of the sky and using the naked eyes. They are both "open your eyes and see". What should he say?

The result is that Zhao Xunwen originally wanted to mobilize Chen Xiuyuan's enthusiasm, but Chen Xiuyuan became even more listless.

"Boss, I'll call the deputy team later." He can't do it, so he can only ask professionals for advice.

"Don't be so anxious, it's okay." Zhao Ziwen quickly shook his head, every time he contacts with other people, there will definitely be a lot of things involved, not to mention that Zhao Ziwen still remembers that his rabbit is thinking of switching to another place , Continue to let them contact, maybe next time he won't be able to hold back. "Anyway, the deputy team also said that they will send uniforms, so just ask at that time. Anyway, Tianyan is not a big deal. You don't need old gods. A monk of Team Zhang's level can help you. Just find one, or even find one in Tiandu. It's okay."

"But boss, aren't you uncomfortable?"

"It's okay, anyway, I'm with you 24 hours a day. By the way, do you know what kind of job Xue Yawen's ex-mother-in-law did?" Zhao Wenwen quickly changed the subject.

"I only know that I am in the Women's Federation, but I don't know what I do specifically."

"Where's your ex-husband?"

"A small officer of the Meteorological Bureau, I don't know what else he does."

"It's true that the younger the official, the more tyrannical, but Xue Yawen is too soft. If she was tougher, she wouldn't be where she is today. You and I will go downstairs later and ask the mother and child's specific names. So that this matter can be settled once and for all. But who should I call..."

In this matter, it is too big to find an official. People think that you look down on him, or that you are here to cause trouble.But looking for an official, Zhao Wenwen felt that it was his true self who was causing trouble for himself-you have to give back when you ask someone to help you, right?But the rewards in the officialdom...what will Zhao Ziwen give?

The matter of helping Chen Xiuyuan to call the two dandies to Tiandu was not counted, because it was helping his own niece, and his elder sister knew it, so the reward was given by the elder sister.

Chen Xiuyuan didn't care about Zhao Xiwen's hard thinking, but when he was in a daze, he put eggs and vegetables in his bowl.Until Zhao Ziwen's eyes lit up, he smiled and said, "I remember, go to the Queen."

"Who is the Queen?"

"A girl who is eight years younger than me, but even I have to call her Queen. She's so fierce~" Zhao Xiwen gritted his teeth a little exaggeratedly, "He Daxia is called the Queen of Heroes, that's our hero." The two who are the best to fight injustices in the courtyard are absolute feminists, and they are extremely tough. Although she is in Bei'an now, this matter can be resolved with just one phone call."

Chen Xiuyuan thought for a while, and suddenly asked, "Is this queen... in uniform?"

"How do you know? Navy, Captain." Zhao Wenwen replied with a heartless smile.

"..." So, Chen Xiuyuan knew that he could make up for the boss...

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①This is the dialect here in Tianjin, shun, pronounced in two tones, with sound but no words.It means ugly, ugly, shameful.There may be some people who don't understand, so I would like to explain.