God's counterattack

In the bar, Chu Lingfeng and his friend were sitting drinking together. His friend Bai Yihan had just caught a glimpse of the residence booklet in Chu Lingfeng's pocket and thought what this kid was going to do, but he heard something ridiculous, " No way! Your grandfather actually forced the marriage like this!"

"..." Chu Lingfeng didn't respond to his friend's smile, and looked around with emotionless eyes.

"Then what are you going to do? You won't really find one to go back!" He has never seen a woman next to his friend in so many years, even if the outside world has already spread this friend as a stallion with as many lovers as a horse, but these few iron lovers The buddy is very clear, this guy has been a virgin for 27 years, it is said that there is a father in the family who is not greedy for beauty, and from time to time instills the horror of sex in his friends, so that even now his friends are still virgins.

But, who will believe it?

He even suspects that his friend likes men, but even so, there are no men who are ambiguous with his friends. Could it be that Ling Feng is the kind that neither men nor women love?

No way... Then the Chu family is really going to lose their incense.

Chu Lingfeng didn't answer. At this time, a drunk man at the table next to them suddenly straightened up from the table, looked around with bewildered eyes, then got up and walked towards their table.

"Brother, do me a favor. Let me borrow your marriage certificate. I'll send you a WeChat message. I said yesterday that I'm going to get a certificate from someone I like today. It's a big word. The person who got the certificate ran away. The certificate is gone. I can't show it off."

Bai Yihan looked dumbfounded at Miyagi standing in front of them, then laughed with a 'poof', "This drunk is really interesting.

"

"What are you laughing at? You won't die if you borrow it. If it's not free, I'll give you the money, 100 yuan, okay?" Miyagi was so drunk that he didn't even know who he was. On the sofa beside him, he kept chanting about the marriage certificate.

Chu Lingfeng's eyes fell on Miyagi's face, thinking about what the man said just now, he got up and walked over after a while, rummaging through Miyagi's body.

Seeing his behavior, Bai Yihan immediately exclaimed: "Ling Feng, what are you doing! I never knew you had a habit of flirting with drunks!

"

"Shut up!" Chen Ling said coldly, and Bai Yihan immediately put his fingers on his lips and stopped talking.

After a while, he found the ID card and household registration booklet from Miyagi, threw them to Bai Yihan, then gave Bai Yihan his own household registration booklet and ID card, and said, "Go get the certificate!"

"What, what!?" Bai Yihan was dumbfounded.

Miyagi, who was so drunk, felt as if a certain switch had been touched when he heard the word "certificate", and immediately sat up, staring at his eyes and talking with his tongue out, "Yes, what kind of certificate do you want?"

Chu Lingfeng looked sideways at Miyagi whose eyes were blocked by the hair on his forehead, and said in the tone of a big bad wolf seducing a little white rabbit, "How do you send a WeChat message if you don't apply for a certificate?"

Anyway, the old man said that sex is not taboo, so he will find him one!

Bai Yihan trembled all over: "..."

Chu Lingfeng said it again: "Get the certificate!"

The drunk Miyagi also glared at Bai Yihan and said, "Go!"

"No, I can't get your marriage certificate even if I go there!" Bai Yihan knew his friend's character well, and he said what he said, but he didn't expect his friend to be forced to get married by the old man at home to this point. It's too nonsense.And this drunk, do you fucking know who I am!How dare you speak to me in such a tone, you are courting death!

"I know you have a way. In half an hour, I want to see the marriage certificate!" Chu Lingfeng said seriously.

Miyagi also echoed: "Hmm... hiccup... I know too."

you know shit!

Bai Yihan howled inwardly!

After finishing speaking, Chu Lingfeng picked up Miyagi who had fallen beside him as if he had fallen asleep, and left.

Bai Yihan was in a mess in the wind.

Half an hour later, two bronzing red books appeared in Chu Lingfeng's hands.

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