I was attacked by the evil general
Chapter 61
In fact, guarding the tomb is not a difficult task. To put it bluntly, he is a housekeeper. As long as those bastards don't come to trouble him, he can live a leisurely life.
He had been punched on the bridge of the nose in the scuffle just now, and now his nosebleeds couldn't be stopped.He tapped his blind stick and fumbled around for a while, and found a leaf that was still fresh and twisted into a ball to stuff it.Who would have thought that this nosebleed would flow back, and after coughing, all the blood froth came out of his mouth.
If you didn't know it, you would think he was terminally ill.
"elder brother--"
With a shrill cry, a small vague figure came from a distance.
Xiao Shui walked forward quickly with the food box in hand, seeing Kong Xiangyu's posture was so frightened that tears almost burst into tears.Kong Xiangyu hurriedly took over the food box that was almost toppled over, and was thrown into his arms by Xiaoshui before he could stand still.
Kong Xiangyu coughed lightly and swallowed bloody mouthfuls, but the bleeding stopped.
Xiao Shui was out of breath from crying, and pressed his face on his lap, anxiously said: "Brother, what's wrong with you, are you going to die..."
Kong Xiangyu felt it was funny, and knelt down to stroke the kid's hairy head.The six-year-old child is really petite, he can touch the whole child's head with one palm.
"I can't die, I'm fine."
Xiao Shui rubbed his fleshy fists back and forth on his eyes, wiping the backs of his hands full of tears.After crying, he stuck his neck and panted heavily, seeing that his brother seemed to be fine, he pulled Kong Xiangyu's skirt and blew his nose violently.
"Tsk, it's so dirty, where to wipe it, why don't you blow yourself."
Seeing Kong Xiangyu's face full of disgust, Xiao Shui smiled through tears.
"I just changed my clothes this morning."
"Didn't mine just be changed this morning?"
Xiao Shui lowered his head in grievance, rubbed his little fingers, and sobbed from time to time.
Kong Xiangyu twisted his weeping little face, and sat down on the ground to touch the lunch box.When the lid is opened, there is a burst of aroma, and it is still meaty.Under the touch of the fingers, it seemed to be two chicken legs, and one of them was bitten twice.
In order to make it easier for him to eat, his mother usually puts the food cold when guarding the tomb, so as not to burn his hands when he takes it.
Kong Xiangyu rushed to Xiaoshui with the chicken leg that had been bitten twice and asked, "Who ate it?"
Xiao Shui pouted, with her round face blushing, she whispered, "Xiao Hua eats..."
Xiaohua is a stray cat that no one wants. She was fed once inadvertently when Luming Mountain was guarding the tomb, and then came to eat from time to time.But their family didn't have anything to eat, at most they would give some rice, and occasionally they would give some bones and leftovers, but the little wild cat didn't pick anything.
But the chicken leg in front of him obviously couldn't be eaten by cats, so he picked up another chicken leg that hadn't been bitten, and coaxed: "You have to tell the truth, this one that hasn't been eaten is yours."
Xiao Shui didn't answer him, just slipped into his arms with a playful smile and acted like a baby.
This child is really cute, soft and sticky like a steamed bun just out of the oven.Kong Xiangyu was purely teasing him, and handed the uneaten chicken leg to Xiao Shui.
The child is really, just bite his hand.Kong Xiangyu was not too polite, he ate up what he had in his hands in twos and twos, and had a fight in the cemetery all morning, he was really hungry.
After eating and drinking, Xiao Shui had finished packing up the food boxes, and before Xiao Shui had time to go down the mountain, he heard the noise of the crowd down the mountain, as if they were coming in the direction of the cemetery.
This cemetery has been passed down for several generations and there are not many outsiders patronizing it, at most it is Wang Shunzhi and the others who pick things up.He was in a bad mood and asked Xiao Shui to hide in a bush with the food box in his arms.
Standing in front of the tombstone with his blind sticks in both hands, he didn't ask until a large number of blurred figures appeared at the entrance of the cemetery, "What are you doing in the cemetery?"
The one who took the lead was Wang Shunzhi who had fought with him in the morning.But this time he brought not only the group of people who beat him on weekdays, but also a group of villagers and elders, as well as Wang Shunzhi's mother.
Wang Shunzhi's mother is almost an adult Wang Shunzhi, and the temperaments of the two mothers and sons are almost carved out of the same mold.In this mountain village, she is famous for being aggressive, overbearing and unreasonable. She likes to talk to people when she has nothing to do, and she can be called black by her.
Especially for their family, the rich look at beggars, and the more they look at them, the more disgusted they become.
Wang Shunzhi pointed to the tombstone behind him and said, "It's here, behind that tombstone, we all saw it just now."
The rest of the teenagers hurriedly nodded, one of them was Wang Shunzhi's follower named Liu Qiankun.The family situation is similar to Kong Xiangyu's, and he doesn't have much money, but he has a special amulet that makes him a godfather.Generally, if there is anything in the village that needs to be counted, you have to look for him to see the geomantic omen.
It's ridiculous to say that a person who can't read can be a magic stick. The point is that the nonsense moves are quite trustworthy in the village.
So even if his family has no money, talking has some weight.
Liu Shengun held a gossip plate in his hand, rolled his eyes up, counted his fingers back and forth, and said, "It's terrible, there are indeed evil spirits in this cemetery, and they are very dark. I can't see it." A ritual to exorcise evil spirits will cause trouble in a few days!"
"Nonsense! My family's ancestors have been in this cemetery for generations, why didn't anything happen!" Kong Xiangyu was furious, he was really a bunch of people who had nothing to do after eating, maybe they were too busy on weekdays, so they had to find something to do do it.
The Queen Mother held a hoe in her hand, and her body was slightly bloated. Although she was a woman, men often couldn't match her in strength.
The Queen Mother said angrily: "Why didn't something happen? Your father died on the battlefield. I think it's probably because of the things in this cemetery."
After all, a gust of wind blew up in the cemetery, and the whistling of the wind made the surrounding vegetation agitated.
Kong Xiangyu said angrily: "What are you talking about! Keep your mouth clean!"
"Hey, you little bastard, why are you talking to the elders?" The Queen Mother rolled up her sleeves, as if she was about to hit him.
Liu Shengun rushed to stop him and said, "Why are you so angry with a child? What can he understand about Feng Shui, Five Elements and Eight Diagrams. Don't move, I'll tell him."
After finishing speaking, he walked up to Kong Xiangyu a few steps forward, and walked around him with gossip coils.The pointer on the gossip disk frantically turned around, but it was never accurate.
Liu Shengun frowned and said, "It's really strange. My gossip disk has never been so messed up. It's terrible, it's terrible, the things in this cemetery are more powerful than I thought before!"
He patted Kong Xiangyu on the shoulder and persuaded him: "Xiao Shan, I think you should go back and tell your mother that this cemetery should not be guarded, or something will happen at home someday!"
"An accident happened at your house! Don't talk nonsense here, I don't believe your way!"
He really wanted to throw this magic stick into the black market to see what is evil!As far as the cemetery is concerned, even if there is something, there will never be such a saying that it can restrain anyone.
Liu Shengun pointed at his nose tremblingly, and said with regret on his face: "Boy, Uncle Liu, at my age, can I still harm you? Let me tell you, the things in this cemetery are amazing!"
Kong Xiangyu sneered and said, "Then according to Uncle Liu, do you know what's inside?"
"of course!"
"Okay, then tell me, what exactly is lying in this tomb. Who is the name, what did you do before you were alive, and what did you do after death? Is it male or female, what is the date of birth, is it fierce or evil? ghost?"
Kong Xiangyu stood in front of the tombstone leaning on a blind stick, unmoved at all.
Liu Shengun walked around him three or four times, but he couldn't answer a word.At most, he knew that the person lying in the tomb was a general, but he really didn't know anything about the rest.The only easy answer is men and women, but since ancient times, there have been rumors that women are generals, so it's hard to answer for a while.
Although the Lu family is a grave keeper, what they know is no different from other people.However, outsiders have always felt that the Lu family was not telling the truth. They always felt that the Lu family knew many things, but they just refused to tell them.
So at this moment, if Liu Shengun is talking nonsense, it will be difficult to be exposed, but if he doesn't say a word, it seems to refute his majesty.
So he closed his eyes and pinched his fingers and said: "I won't fool around with you, just tell you like this. Within three days, your brother will definitely have a high fever and be seriously ill."
"You fart!" Kong Xiangyu held up his blind stick as if to hit him.
Liu Shengun backed away timidly, and stood up straight behind Wang Shunzhi's mother, stroked his beard, and tried to persuade him, "Believe it or not, my gossip is always accurate. Otherwise, just wait and see."
Kong Xiangyu waved his blind stick and cursed, "Get lost!"
"Hey, little bastard, where did you get the guts?" The Queen Mother couldn't stand being yelled at, especially since she was a junior, she picked up a hoe and rushed to beat her.
Kong Xiangyu was not afraid of him, and he acted as if it was a big deal to start a fight.
Seeing that the two parties were about to make a move, Feng Chi came up from the bottom of the mountain with a stern look on his face, and said with a dark face, "How dare you try to move him!"
The queen mother immediately put down the raised hoe. This woman is usually very fierce.But among fierce people, there are always people who are afraid, such as Feng Chi.
Feng Chi was originally born strong, and he was very strong. No one in this village could touch him.
"Uncle Feng!" Before Kong Xiangyu could make a sound, Xiao Shui, who had been hiding in the bushes, rushed out holding a food box, and threw himself into Feng Chi's arms.
Feng Chi sat with Xiao Shui on his shoulder with one hand, and put his arm around Kong Xiangyu's back to protect him.Pointing at the nose and sternly to this group of people who are looking for trouble, "If you have the ability to touch these two children today, I will have the ability to make you come and go!"
A group of villagers were ready to move, but no one dared to come out for a long time.
Liu Shengun shrunk his neck, and was as timid as a quail at this moment, being pushed to the front by several villagers behind him.In desperation, he laughed and said: "Brother Feng, look at you, we are fine, what are you doing with such a big fuss? We also have good intentions, no, the boy from the Wang family saw ghosts in the cemetery, and he was afraid that something would happen to Xiaoshan, so he specially asked me to help .”
Kong Xiangyu stared at his eyes full of anger, but his eyes were dull and he couldn't see his face clearly. He took a step forward and was about to yell, but was pushed behind by Feng Chi's arms.
Feng Chi didn't say much, just one word: "Get lost."
The queen mother wanted to say more, but seeing Feng Chi's angry face, she choked back her words.Raising his hand, he said to the villagers: "Oh, let's go, it's really kind to treat you like a donkey liver and lungs, let's wait and see in three days!"
After finishing speaking, he led a group of people to roll away neatly.
Only then did Feng Chi turn around and pat Kong Xiangyu's head, comforting him: "It's okay, with Uncle Feng around, they can't hurt you."
Xiao Shui hugged Feng Chi's head, pouted and said aggrievedly: "Uncle Feng! They said that I would be seriously ill in three days..."
Feng Chi frowned, looking angry, but facing Xiao Shui, he suppressed his anger and said, "Don't listen to their nonsense, Xiao Shui will live a long life and be healthy."
Xiao Shui nodded quickly.
Kong Xiangyu looked up at the sky, it was almost time to go back.When following Feng Chi down the mountain, a gloomy cold air blew from behind.Looking back, there seemed to be a tall and blurry figure on the side of the tombstone.
He was dressed in black, with long hair swaying in the wind.The dumbbells hanging on the eaves of the building swayed slightly, making a small but soul-stirring sound.
He blinked and looked, but there was nothing left.
The author has something to say: Lu Mingshan is a young man who grew up in the mountains and has never read a book. He also faces a group of villagers who swear swearing every day.Kong Xiangyu is a well-educated young master, but he can't control Lu Mingshan's nature when he gets angry!
Cover your face (*/ω\*)
He had been punched on the bridge of the nose in the scuffle just now, and now his nosebleeds couldn't be stopped.He tapped his blind stick and fumbled around for a while, and found a leaf that was still fresh and twisted into a ball to stuff it.Who would have thought that this nosebleed would flow back, and after coughing, all the blood froth came out of his mouth.
If you didn't know it, you would think he was terminally ill.
"elder brother--"
With a shrill cry, a small vague figure came from a distance.
Xiao Shui walked forward quickly with the food box in hand, seeing Kong Xiangyu's posture was so frightened that tears almost burst into tears.Kong Xiangyu hurriedly took over the food box that was almost toppled over, and was thrown into his arms by Xiaoshui before he could stand still.
Kong Xiangyu coughed lightly and swallowed bloody mouthfuls, but the bleeding stopped.
Xiao Shui was out of breath from crying, and pressed his face on his lap, anxiously said: "Brother, what's wrong with you, are you going to die..."
Kong Xiangyu felt it was funny, and knelt down to stroke the kid's hairy head.The six-year-old child is really petite, he can touch the whole child's head with one palm.
"I can't die, I'm fine."
Xiao Shui rubbed his fleshy fists back and forth on his eyes, wiping the backs of his hands full of tears.After crying, he stuck his neck and panted heavily, seeing that his brother seemed to be fine, he pulled Kong Xiangyu's skirt and blew his nose violently.
"Tsk, it's so dirty, where to wipe it, why don't you blow yourself."
Seeing Kong Xiangyu's face full of disgust, Xiao Shui smiled through tears.
"I just changed my clothes this morning."
"Didn't mine just be changed this morning?"
Xiao Shui lowered his head in grievance, rubbed his little fingers, and sobbed from time to time.
Kong Xiangyu twisted his weeping little face, and sat down on the ground to touch the lunch box.When the lid is opened, there is a burst of aroma, and it is still meaty.Under the touch of the fingers, it seemed to be two chicken legs, and one of them was bitten twice.
In order to make it easier for him to eat, his mother usually puts the food cold when guarding the tomb, so as not to burn his hands when he takes it.
Kong Xiangyu rushed to Xiaoshui with the chicken leg that had been bitten twice and asked, "Who ate it?"
Xiao Shui pouted, with her round face blushing, she whispered, "Xiao Hua eats..."
Xiaohua is a stray cat that no one wants. She was fed once inadvertently when Luming Mountain was guarding the tomb, and then came to eat from time to time.But their family didn't have anything to eat, at most they would give some rice, and occasionally they would give some bones and leftovers, but the little wild cat didn't pick anything.
But the chicken leg in front of him obviously couldn't be eaten by cats, so he picked up another chicken leg that hadn't been bitten, and coaxed: "You have to tell the truth, this one that hasn't been eaten is yours."
Xiao Shui didn't answer him, just slipped into his arms with a playful smile and acted like a baby.
This child is really cute, soft and sticky like a steamed bun just out of the oven.Kong Xiangyu was purely teasing him, and handed the uneaten chicken leg to Xiao Shui.
The child is really, just bite his hand.Kong Xiangyu was not too polite, he ate up what he had in his hands in twos and twos, and had a fight in the cemetery all morning, he was really hungry.
After eating and drinking, Xiao Shui had finished packing up the food boxes, and before Xiao Shui had time to go down the mountain, he heard the noise of the crowd down the mountain, as if they were coming in the direction of the cemetery.
This cemetery has been passed down for several generations and there are not many outsiders patronizing it, at most it is Wang Shunzhi and the others who pick things up.He was in a bad mood and asked Xiao Shui to hide in a bush with the food box in his arms.
Standing in front of the tombstone with his blind sticks in both hands, he didn't ask until a large number of blurred figures appeared at the entrance of the cemetery, "What are you doing in the cemetery?"
The one who took the lead was Wang Shunzhi who had fought with him in the morning.But this time he brought not only the group of people who beat him on weekdays, but also a group of villagers and elders, as well as Wang Shunzhi's mother.
Wang Shunzhi's mother is almost an adult Wang Shunzhi, and the temperaments of the two mothers and sons are almost carved out of the same mold.In this mountain village, she is famous for being aggressive, overbearing and unreasonable. She likes to talk to people when she has nothing to do, and she can be called black by her.
Especially for their family, the rich look at beggars, and the more they look at them, the more disgusted they become.
Wang Shunzhi pointed to the tombstone behind him and said, "It's here, behind that tombstone, we all saw it just now."
The rest of the teenagers hurriedly nodded, one of them was Wang Shunzhi's follower named Liu Qiankun.The family situation is similar to Kong Xiangyu's, and he doesn't have much money, but he has a special amulet that makes him a godfather.Generally, if there is anything in the village that needs to be counted, you have to look for him to see the geomantic omen.
It's ridiculous to say that a person who can't read can be a magic stick. The point is that the nonsense moves are quite trustworthy in the village.
So even if his family has no money, talking has some weight.
Liu Shengun held a gossip plate in his hand, rolled his eyes up, counted his fingers back and forth, and said, "It's terrible, there are indeed evil spirits in this cemetery, and they are very dark. I can't see it." A ritual to exorcise evil spirits will cause trouble in a few days!"
"Nonsense! My family's ancestors have been in this cemetery for generations, why didn't anything happen!" Kong Xiangyu was furious, he was really a bunch of people who had nothing to do after eating, maybe they were too busy on weekdays, so they had to find something to do do it.
The Queen Mother held a hoe in her hand, and her body was slightly bloated. Although she was a woman, men often couldn't match her in strength.
The Queen Mother said angrily: "Why didn't something happen? Your father died on the battlefield. I think it's probably because of the things in this cemetery."
After all, a gust of wind blew up in the cemetery, and the whistling of the wind made the surrounding vegetation agitated.
Kong Xiangyu said angrily: "What are you talking about! Keep your mouth clean!"
"Hey, you little bastard, why are you talking to the elders?" The Queen Mother rolled up her sleeves, as if she was about to hit him.
Liu Shengun rushed to stop him and said, "Why are you so angry with a child? What can he understand about Feng Shui, Five Elements and Eight Diagrams. Don't move, I'll tell him."
After finishing speaking, he walked up to Kong Xiangyu a few steps forward, and walked around him with gossip coils.The pointer on the gossip disk frantically turned around, but it was never accurate.
Liu Shengun frowned and said, "It's really strange. My gossip disk has never been so messed up. It's terrible, it's terrible, the things in this cemetery are more powerful than I thought before!"
He patted Kong Xiangyu on the shoulder and persuaded him: "Xiao Shan, I think you should go back and tell your mother that this cemetery should not be guarded, or something will happen at home someday!"
"An accident happened at your house! Don't talk nonsense here, I don't believe your way!"
He really wanted to throw this magic stick into the black market to see what is evil!As far as the cemetery is concerned, even if there is something, there will never be such a saying that it can restrain anyone.
Liu Shengun pointed at his nose tremblingly, and said with regret on his face: "Boy, Uncle Liu, at my age, can I still harm you? Let me tell you, the things in this cemetery are amazing!"
Kong Xiangyu sneered and said, "Then according to Uncle Liu, do you know what's inside?"
"of course!"
"Okay, then tell me, what exactly is lying in this tomb. Who is the name, what did you do before you were alive, and what did you do after death? Is it male or female, what is the date of birth, is it fierce or evil? ghost?"
Kong Xiangyu stood in front of the tombstone leaning on a blind stick, unmoved at all.
Liu Shengun walked around him three or four times, but he couldn't answer a word.At most, he knew that the person lying in the tomb was a general, but he really didn't know anything about the rest.The only easy answer is men and women, but since ancient times, there have been rumors that women are generals, so it's hard to answer for a while.
Although the Lu family is a grave keeper, what they know is no different from other people.However, outsiders have always felt that the Lu family was not telling the truth. They always felt that the Lu family knew many things, but they just refused to tell them.
So at this moment, if Liu Shengun is talking nonsense, it will be difficult to be exposed, but if he doesn't say a word, it seems to refute his majesty.
So he closed his eyes and pinched his fingers and said: "I won't fool around with you, just tell you like this. Within three days, your brother will definitely have a high fever and be seriously ill."
"You fart!" Kong Xiangyu held up his blind stick as if to hit him.
Liu Shengun backed away timidly, and stood up straight behind Wang Shunzhi's mother, stroked his beard, and tried to persuade him, "Believe it or not, my gossip is always accurate. Otherwise, just wait and see."
Kong Xiangyu waved his blind stick and cursed, "Get lost!"
"Hey, little bastard, where did you get the guts?" The Queen Mother couldn't stand being yelled at, especially since she was a junior, she picked up a hoe and rushed to beat her.
Kong Xiangyu was not afraid of him, and he acted as if it was a big deal to start a fight.
Seeing that the two parties were about to make a move, Feng Chi came up from the bottom of the mountain with a stern look on his face, and said with a dark face, "How dare you try to move him!"
The queen mother immediately put down the raised hoe. This woman is usually very fierce.But among fierce people, there are always people who are afraid, such as Feng Chi.
Feng Chi was originally born strong, and he was very strong. No one in this village could touch him.
"Uncle Feng!" Before Kong Xiangyu could make a sound, Xiao Shui, who had been hiding in the bushes, rushed out holding a food box, and threw himself into Feng Chi's arms.
Feng Chi sat with Xiao Shui on his shoulder with one hand, and put his arm around Kong Xiangyu's back to protect him.Pointing at the nose and sternly to this group of people who are looking for trouble, "If you have the ability to touch these two children today, I will have the ability to make you come and go!"
A group of villagers were ready to move, but no one dared to come out for a long time.
Liu Shengun shrunk his neck, and was as timid as a quail at this moment, being pushed to the front by several villagers behind him.In desperation, he laughed and said: "Brother Feng, look at you, we are fine, what are you doing with such a big fuss? We also have good intentions, no, the boy from the Wang family saw ghosts in the cemetery, and he was afraid that something would happen to Xiaoshan, so he specially asked me to help .”
Kong Xiangyu stared at his eyes full of anger, but his eyes were dull and he couldn't see his face clearly. He took a step forward and was about to yell, but was pushed behind by Feng Chi's arms.
Feng Chi didn't say much, just one word: "Get lost."
The queen mother wanted to say more, but seeing Feng Chi's angry face, she choked back her words.Raising his hand, he said to the villagers: "Oh, let's go, it's really kind to treat you like a donkey liver and lungs, let's wait and see in three days!"
After finishing speaking, he led a group of people to roll away neatly.
Only then did Feng Chi turn around and pat Kong Xiangyu's head, comforting him: "It's okay, with Uncle Feng around, they can't hurt you."
Xiao Shui hugged Feng Chi's head, pouted and said aggrievedly: "Uncle Feng! They said that I would be seriously ill in three days..."
Feng Chi frowned, looking angry, but facing Xiao Shui, he suppressed his anger and said, "Don't listen to their nonsense, Xiao Shui will live a long life and be healthy."
Xiao Shui nodded quickly.
Kong Xiangyu looked up at the sky, it was almost time to go back.When following Feng Chi down the mountain, a gloomy cold air blew from behind.Looking back, there seemed to be a tall and blurry figure on the side of the tombstone.
He was dressed in black, with long hair swaying in the wind.The dumbbells hanging on the eaves of the building swayed slightly, making a small but soul-stirring sound.
He blinked and looked, but there was nothing left.
The author has something to say: Lu Mingshan is a young man who grew up in the mountains and has never read a book. He also faces a group of villagers who swear swearing every day.Kong Xiangyu is a well-educated young master, but he can't control Lu Mingshan's nature when he gets angry!
Cover your face (*/ω\*)
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