The Cannon Fodder Strikes Back

Ever since Yun Jinshu won the Golden Bull Award for Best Actor, his net worth has soared, and his return to the entertainment industry after a year of silence is a topic of great interest. Coupled with the addition of his title of best actor, the momentum of prosperity is unstoppable. block.

Naturally, Xinghui Company would not let go of such a good opportunity, and successively helped Yun Jinshu finalize several new film contracts with international directors, and also arranged for him many endorsements and catwalk events for international famous brands.

Although the opportunity was rare, Yun Jinshu was used to a leisurely life in County X. When he first encountered such a high-intensity job, he was completely exhausted. He left early and returned late every day, and he didn't even have time to go home.

"Han Jiang, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I have to film all night tonight, I can't go back to eat, you and Douzi don't have to wait for me."

Han Jiang snapped a chopstick in his hand, his face was so ugly that he looked like a resentful woman in a deep palace, but he couldn't express the depression in his stomach, otherwise Yun Jinshu would definitely be wronged with those bright eyes Looking at him, he said, "Don't you support my work? You eat mine now and use mine. If I don't work, will our family of three drink the Northwest Wind?"

Han Jiang wanted to cry, but Truth yelled into the phone: Daughter-in-law, the money I gave you is enough for the three of us to eat for a lifetime! !

It's a pity that Han doesn't have the guts. Ever since he was released from prison, he has been completely discouraged. In the past, he might have been so cool, handsome, and domineering, enough to hook up with a few starlets for fun, but now it's different.

God knows how bumpy his road to chasing his wife is, and it took him two lifetimes to get him locked up. If he dares to play tricks again, he dares to guarantee 1, and Yun Jinshu will definitely kick him out of the house without even frowning. .

Who let the material base determine the superstructure, alas...

"Then you pay attention to safety, don't work too hard and remember to drink plenty of water. If the director bullies you, you will kick his life. If a female star touches your pi butt, you must firmly resist. Of course, there are male stars. ..."

Two veins popped out of Yun Jinshu's head on the other end of the phone, "Do you think I'm as unscrupulous as you? It's alright, it's starting over there, I have to go."

"Hey, wait a minute, leave me your director's phone number, if you don't come back after six o'clock tomorrow morning, I have to have a good 'chat' with him, hello? Hello?"

"..."

Yun Jinshu rolled his eyes, clicked the phone, and was too lazy to talk so much with this guy.

Kidney beans ran over with a smile on a chicken thigh, looked at Han Jiang who was standing by the phone with a bitter face, and called out sweetly, "Ma Ma, do you want to eat chicken thigh?"

Han Jiang silently wiped away the lasagna's tears, turned his head to look at Kidney Dou's chubby bun face, and said earnestly, "Son, remember to call Dad next time, it's fine if you don't call Dad."

"Oh, I see, Ma Ma." Kidney Dou squinted her eyes and smiled very innocently, and bit the chicken thigh with a whimper.

"..." Han Jiang beat his chest and patted his son's head, "Son, don't eat chicken thighs, be careful of bird flu."

Kidney Dou curled her lips, cast Han Jiang's disgusted look, and ran back to the bedroom with a chicken thigh in her short legs.

Ma Ma can really nag, men in menopause are the most unreasonable ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Heh, you brat, you haven't heard of it, have you?"

Han Jiang deeply felt that his position as the head of the family was in jeopardy. Not only could he not control his daughter-in-law, but he couldn't even control his son.

Rolling up his sleeves, Han Jiang got up and went upstairs, deciding to have a "night talk" with his son, but he pushed open the door of his son's bedroom, and at a glance he saw the little guy sitting on the bed playing with an IPAD, and the screen was displaying "Gu Yun Wang Dao" four big characters.

Han Jiang's face turned blue immediately, feeling a pain of being sold by his own son, and he walked over seriously and said righteously, "Where did you find these things? Distorting facts like this, polluting the motherland's minors Pictures of flowers should be firmly resisted."

Kidney Dou blinked her big eyes, puffed up her cheeks aggrieved, "I just want to find out what Xipi Sen is."

"What... what? Sippie? What the hell is this shit?"

"That's it." Kidou placed the IPAD in front of Gu Yan, poked the screen a few times with her little finger and said, "It's this video, I saw Godfather Zhao laughing at this thing all morning, while laughing. While patting his legs, he said 'It's so sipi-feeling, hahaha', and ah..."

Kidney Dou leaned over mysteriously, and whispered, "I also saw the leek leaves on Godfather Zhao's teeth, don't tell him."

Han Jiang's face turned half black immediately, and he clenched his fists clenched, "I knew that bastard Zhao Hanchuan was the 'Gu Yun Party', damn it, I'll call Li Ke right now, and he doesn't care about his wife? !"

"Ah!"

Zhao Hanchuan, somewhere far away, sneezed big, rubbed his nose and said, "Which bastard scolded me?"

Han Jiang listened to his son's advice and opened the so-called "Gu Yun Wang Dao" MV, but the more he looked at it, the darker his face became, and finally he became Mr. Bao directly.

I have to say that the girl who made this MV is a good editor. She edited the clips of the two-step movie "The Tree Is Like This" and "Flastic", and matched it with the mellow and lingering BGM. It made Gu Yan and Yun Jinshu perform a lively The most frightening thing about the rich man who gave birth to a son of a wealthy family was HE, which is unforgivable!

"Ma Ma, you have to calm down, you want to have a dick!"

Kidou hugged Han Jiang's thigh with hands and feet, trying to call back Han who overturned the jar of jealousy.

It's a pity that a certain person has become mad at this time, and has no sense at all. On the night of the full moon, he turned into a werewolf in an instant, bit Gu Menqing's neck, and yelled, "A thief! How dare you bully my wife!"

Whoa, whoa, far away...

All in all, all in all, it's Comrade Han Jiang's Hong Guoguo's eating, jealousy, and love!

My own wife just ignores me!

Just because my wife has a bloody MV with another man, I don't have one!

Even if you have a baby, you can go out to ghost (PAI) and mix (XI)!

Unforgivable!Where is Fu Gang? ?

Kidney Dou looked at the ferocious smile on Ma Ma's face, and fled the house weakly holding a box of chocolates + a piggy bank.

Mama is so scary QAQ, Godfather Gu, save me!

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"Ka, Jinshu, you don't feel right here, stop for a moment."

This is the fifth time the director has called a timeout, and the entire studio staff is exhausted at this time.Originally, filming at night is a great test for the body, but this scene has been filmed several times and I can't pass it, which makes people feel anxious.

This scene is about the war period of the Republic of China, when the bandit army raided the army and cooperated with the traitor inside and outside. The commander Chen Ze, the hero in the play, fought hard to resist but was finally captured, accepted the insult of the bandit army, and was severely tortured.

Yun Jinshu is dressed in a German-style dark green military uniform, with large lapels and red epaulettes, and a row of shiny metal buttons, making his face as white as jade. No matter how he looks, he looks like an ascetic gentleman. When he was trying on the costumes, he looked like this A uniform made all the women around her gasp in amazement, even the always picky director was full of praise.

It's a pity that the "commander" is frowning now, his white gloved palms are tightly clenched, and his face is a little pale.

The director came over and patted him on the shoulder, and spoke patiently, "Chen Ze became the commander, so he must have arrogance in his bones. You have shown this very well, but at this time the leader of the bandit army who tortured him is him. The elder brother of the woman I love the most, the two have known each other since childhood, one was a soldier and the other was a bandit, so I have feelings for this man Chen Ze, you just showed his arrogance but not his affection, go back Still have to think about the script."

"Well, I know, thank you director, give me a few minutes, I will adjust it as soon as possible."

Yun Jinshu felt very guilty, and didn't want to drag down the progress of the entire crew.

The director smiled, picked up a bottle of water and gave it to him, "Forget it, actually this scene is not that rushed, I'm just a workaholic and can't stop, since you're not in the right shape, I won't force you, let's stop here today, Go back and rest first, being in the right state is better than anything else."

The director's words made the entire film crew cheer, Yun Jinshu rubbed the corners of his brows, and kept apologizing to these people.

Everyone knows that Yun Jinshu is notoriously good-tempered and unassuming, so he didn't make things difficult for him at this time, he waved his hands with a smile, packed his things and prepared to go home and sleep.

At this time, there was the sound of car horns beeping outside the studio, and after a while Han Jiang came in with a few big bags of supper.

It wasn't the first day that the film crew knew Yun Jinshu, and they were tacit about the things between the two of them. Someone joked with a smile, "Mr. Han, are you here to visit the set again? Don't worry, Jinshu is fine. Dare to bully the great actor."

Han Jiang let out a laugh, raised the night snack in his hand and said, "I'm mainly here to deliver night snacks to everyone, and the second thing is to read brocade books."

Yun Jinshu glanced at him, then kicked his leg.

Everyone laughed and gathered together to grab supper. No one noticed that Yun Jinshu was dragged out of the studio by Han Jiang while he was still wearing a costume.

"Hey, let go, I haven't changed my clothes yet."

Han Jiang looked at Yun Jinshu with a half-smile, feeling numb as if being swept over by a brush.

He was used to seeing him in shirts and casual jackets, but now seeing this straight military uniform, his breath became hot in an instant.

This dark green military uniform is completely in accordance with Yun Jinshu's size, whether it is the smooth back cut or the trousers tucked into the black boots, it perfectly complements Yun Jinshu's figure.

The palm-width belt is tied in the middle, outlining a beautiful curve. The black boots make a crisp sound every time you take a step. The hem of the woolen material will swing slightly as the thighs overlap front and back, just enough to wrap the brocade book Very warped TUN line.

Han Jiang's throat gradually became a little dry, and he pulled his tie and said with a smile, "There's no need to change it, it's not funny."

Yun Jinshu gave him a white look, and he could guess his dirty thoughts just by looking at this guy's eyes.

Glancing around silently, Yun Jinshu raised the corner of his mouth, and pinched the bulge of someone's crotch with his white-gloved right hand, "Hurry up and take care of your brother, hear without?"

He glanced at Han Jiang sideways, his eyebrows raised slightly, full of reverie in the night.

Han Jiang's breathing became hot, and he grabbed his arm and moved forward, the tip of his nose almost touching Yun Jinshu's face, "You are playing with fire."

Yun Jinshu burst out laughing, really thinking that this was a badly used line in a dog-blood idol drama.

Raising his hand and pushing him, the ascetic white gloves flashed in front of Han Jiang, "Don't mess around, this is outside."

Han Jiang stroked his back with his palm, and raised his eyebrows playfully, "You mean you can just go home, huh?"

Yun Jinshu looked at Han Jiang's bright eyes, somehow thought of the wolf who had been hungry for a long time, and said with a taut smile, "It seems that this house can't go back tonight, or you can go by yourself, I Go to Gu Yan's place to stay for one night, I believe he will be willing to take me in."

"How dare you!" As soon as the word Gu Yan was mentioned, Han immediately seemed to have taken dynamite, and the romantic accent he was holding just now disappeared, and he looked like a mad lion.

"See if I dare."

Yun Jinshu patted Han Jiang's face, turned and walked forward, with the expression on his face like a cat stealing fish.

He really likes Han Jiang more and more now that he is so angry that he collapses and dares not to speak out. No matter how he looks at it, he thinks... so cool!

After the two returned home, Yun Jinshu didn't even have time to change his clothes, so he went into the study to study the script.

Han Jiang wandered back and forth in the empty living room like a trapped animal, feeling aggrieved in his heart.

This unlucky daughter-in-law really owes her training!I'm not dead yet, so I'm ready to join the "female godfather"!

What's so good about that Gu Yan? Does he look as cool, handsome and domineering as himself?Do you love your wife?Do you have your own JJ big? ! ==+

The more someone thought about it, the more angry he got, the hair on his head was messed up by him. Thinking of the MV of "Gu Yun Wang Dao" that Kidou let him watch before, someone resolutely decided to turn himself into a serf and sing.

Gritting her teeth and stomping her feet, she stood aggressively at the door of the study and knocked on the door with a "dong dong".

"What's wrong?" Yun Jinshu's voice came from the room.

Han Jiang snorted coldly, rolled up his sleeves, and was instantly possessed by an evil spirit.

"Ahem...well, Jin Shu, I warmed up a cup of milk for you, would you open the door?"

A certain person flatteringly shook the big tail behind him, lying in the crack of the door, staring at his wife's back and drooling, his integrity immediately fell to the ground.

Yun Jinshu felt dizzy from reading the script, and was indeed tired at this moment. He stood up and rubbed the corners of his brows, and opened the door for Han Jiang.

Han Jiang successfully penetrated into the enemy's interior. Seeing Yun Jinshu's sleepy stare and red eyes, he smiled wickedly, pushed the milk in front of him and said, "Since you're so tired, don't read it, drink the milk." sleep early."

Yun Jinshu rubbed his eyes and shook his head, a clump of dull hair was raised on his messy head, making it extraordinarily soft and soft against the straight military uniform.

"No, I've already wasted a lot of time today. If I still can't find the feeling before tomorrow morning, I don't need to shoot this scene."

Han Jiang twitched the corner of his mouth, pretended to flip through the script unintentionally, and said, "Do you need me to help you with the lines? The efficiency of two people's cooperation will definitely be faster."

Yun Jinshu laughed, his lips were bright red, "What do you know? I'm afraid I'll laugh when I confront your lines."

Han Jiang casually flipped through the script, and just happened to see the part of "torture". Immediately, he raised his eyebrows with a smile, approached Yun Jinshu's chair, put his hands on both sides of the desk, and trapped him between his arms and his chest .

"How do you know if you haven't tried?"

Yun Jinshu wanted to say something else, but at this time Han Jiang took out a nylon rope from the drawer and quickly tied him to the chair.

Yun Jinshu, who was still a little dizzy at first, suddenly became sober, and immediately opened his eyes wide, "What are you doing?"

Han Jiang raised the corner of his mouth, slid the index finger and middle finger of his right hand on Yun Jinshu's face a few times, raised his eyebrows and said with a teasing smile, "Of course I'm interrogating you, Commander."

Yun Jinshu was stunned for a moment, he didn't know what he thought of, his ears turned red instantly, "Let go, stop making trouble."

Yun Jinshu, who was dressed in an ascetic military uniform, suddenly showed such an expression, which made Han Jiang hard all of a sudden. He put his tongue against one side of his mouth, pulled off the belt around Yun Jinshu's waist, and did not forget to touch it a few times erotically. .

"Commander Chen, your waist is really thin."

"There is no such sentence in the script!" Yun Jinshu's face flushed red, and she struggled subconsciously a few times, but her arms were tied behind her back and she couldn't move at all.

"You are in my territory now, so you have to obediently do as I say, don't make me angry, don't forget...you are my prisoner."

Han Jiang tugged at Yun Jinshu's tie and led him a little forward, his hot breath sprayed on his face, his black eyes were sharp as if he was going to take off his clothes immediately.

Yun Jinshu's eyelashes trembled, a thin layer of sweat appeared on his forehead, he turned his head away from him, "What do you want?"

This sentence is a line in the script, saying it at this time is no less than pouring a bucket of hot oil on Han Jiang's body. He licked his dry lips, sneered, and lifted Yun Jinshu's chin with his belt and said contemptuously, " Name."

"Oh, don't you know?" Yun Jinshu snorted coldly and raised his eyebrows to look at him.

"I'm asking for your name!" Han Jiang narrowed his eyes and suddenly raised his voice.

"Chen Ze." Yun Jinshu's Adam's apple rolled up and down a few times, and said unwillingly.

Han Jiang laughed softly, fiddled with the medal on Yun Jinshu's uniform and said, "Isn't your name Yun Jinshu? When did you change your name?"

"You!" Yun Jinshu became angry with embarrassment, staring at him with his chest heaving up and down.

Han Jiang stared at the white neck exposed above his collar, like a hungry wolf staring at food, squinted his eyes and continued according to the script, "Gender."

Yun Jinshu was panting, knowing that these were all lines from the script, but now it sounded like he was ashamed and unable to control himself, wishing to kick Han Jiang out, but at this moment he had to admit, Han Jiang Playing the role of the bandit army is so vivid, there is no need for fucking makeup at all.

"Zhao Liu, I am a man or a woman, you should ask your sister."

Han Jiang picked up the belt and slapped it on the seat. Yun Jinshu closed his eyes subconsciously. Han Jiang felt so itchy that he couldn't help but lowered his head to steal some incense. He untied Yun Jinshu with his fingers one by one. Buttons on the body of the book.

"I think you really deserve a fucking beating, do you want me to beat you with a stick, huh?"

"Han Jiang, don't bully people too much!"

The first sentence is a line in the script, while the latter sentence is someone's free play. Yun Jinshu gave him a resentful look, blushing as if he was about to bleed.

Han Jiang couldn't help but laugh out loud at the moment, but the expression on his face was still cold. He tore off the clothes on Yun Jinshu's chest, and a few buttons that he hadn't had time to untie jumped all over the place in an instant. Both are.

Using the belt to caress the flat and smooth chest up and down, and even teased the two erect red beans viciously, Yun Jinshu couldn't breathe, so he kicked him as soon as he lifted his foot.

Han Jiang grabbed his ankle, pushed himself between Yun Jinshu's legs, and raised the corners of his mouth viciously, "Oh—it seems that Commander Chen can't wait for me to hit you with a 'stick'."