The Cannon Fodder Strikes Back

Yun Jinshu just glanced at Han Jiang, then turned around and said to Kidou who was hiding behind him, "This is the big secret you mentioned?"

His expression is very light, it seems that he is not angry, but he is definitely not happy. After all, Kidou is still young, and he is not sure what his father is thinking. Mom... No, no, it's all uncle's fault! Uncle didn't let me tell you."

The little guy was still rubbing and rolling in Han Jiang's arms just a second ago, and immediately betrayed his "mother" to the class enemy with his hind legs. Such intentions directly made someone vomit blood instantly.

Yun Jinshu pursed his lips and smiled, raised his eyebrows, put his hands in his pants pockets and said, "And then?"

"Then..." Kidney Dou puffed his cheeks, raised his head and thought hard. He hadn't lied to his father, and when he got nervous, he began to talk incoherently, "Then the teacher said that uncle looks like my mother. I'm afraid that others will not Believe me, let my uncle buy the same vest as mine, really, really!"

"anything else?"

"There is still rice..." Kidney Dou couldn't make it up anymore, and began to tell the truth, "Mom... um, no, uncle played games with me all morning, and we got little red flowers and big apples, look at it .”

As he spoke, Kidou held the two prizes in front of Yun Jinshu like offering treasures from his schoolbag, blinking his eyes, as if hoping to divert his father's attention.

As soon as Yun Jinshu heard it, he knew that the little bastard Kidou was talking nonsense, and the teacher was not blind. He would be a ghost if he saw that Han Jiang could be regarded as a woman.

Standing aside, Han Jiang, who was caught on the spot, couldn't sit still anymore, raised his hand in embarrassment and scratched his hair and said, "Don't blame Douzi, I sneaked here without saying hello, I know You probably don't want to see me now, so I'm leaving now."

Although Han Jiang looked at Yun Jinshu, although his heart was itchy, but he dared to take a step forward, his daughter-in-law was about to kick him, and if he was not honest, he would really lose his "wife and children".

As he said that, he smiled at the father and son, and turned around to leave in a low mood. Kidney Dou's "faucet" was turned on again, and he was about to pounce on Han Jiang, but because of his father's expression, he could only watch weakly. Han Jiang left, not daring to move.

"Wait a minute." Yun Jinshu suddenly opened his mouth to stop him.

Han Jiang turned around, with his back to the setting sun, so he couldn't see the expression on his face clearly.

Yun Jinshu seemed a little cramped, he lowered his head and pursed his lips before saying, "The sun is about to set, if you want to get out, we'll talk about it after dinner."

Han Jiang was stunned for a moment, surprised and didn't know how to react, Kidou was very happy at this time, "Yeah", he rushed forward, grabbed Han Jiang's trouser leg and carried it to Yun Jinshu, feeling very happy, thinking The second fool is really "knowledgeable", and the couple's shirts are the most useful!

Han Jiang was a little dizzy with joy, all the so-called love methods in the past seemed to be useless, and he clamored frantically to stay, but when he thought that he hadn't even dealt with Han Zhongtian's affairs, how could he have the shame to stay and wait? eat.

"Or...forget it, you're already tired after get off work, so don't worry about cooking anymore."

Yun Jinshu sneered, and said slowly, "Did I say I would cook for you? Either you stay and cook, or you just leave now."

It was rare for Han Jiang to see such an arrogant expression on Yun Jinshu's face, and he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and felt a little relieved, "Well, as long as you dare to eat, I will dare to do it."

Yun Jinshu glanced at him, and pushed the bicycle forward with Kidney Dou on his own. Han Jiang was stunned for a moment, and then chased after him, "Jin Shu, wait for me."

Along the way, the love (QIN) and couple (ZI) shirts of a family of three attracted many fellow villagers to stop and watch. Kidou didn’t think there was anything wrong, and sat in the back seat triumphantly while gnawing on an apple and dangling his little meat leg. But Yun Jinshu and Han Jiang are not so happy.

At first, Han Jiang was carrying a few bags of vegetables and walking on the left side of Yunjinshu. The two of them were one tall and the other low, and their arms would inevitably touch each other. In the hot summer, the body temperature was also hot. Every time the two people's skins were stuck together, Yun Jinshu would bounce off immediately as if being scalded, but many acquaintances passing by would still say when they saw him, "Hey, this is not Xiaojin, is your cousin back? You are from the city with this clothes It looks foreign when you wear it, but why does it feel like a married couple? Hahaha..."

After going back and forth, Yun Jinshu's scalp was really numb, and he pointed to the other side of the bicycle and said to Han Jiang, "Go over there and don't stick to me."

How could Han Jiang not be able to see what he was thinking, but since he first touched him when he moved next door, this guy was stubborn and never let him get close, and now half a year has passed, he managed to catch him How could it be so easy to compromise for an aboveboard reason.

He nodded pretendingly, and switched the vegetables from his left hand to his right hand. He was just about to go around to the other side of the bicycle, but there was a "hiss" suddenly.

Kidney Dou opened her eyes wide in surprise, leaned over and asked, "Uncle, what's wrong with you?"

When the little guy asked this, Yun Jinshu didn't turn his head away, but he focused on Han Jiang from the corner of his eye.

The corner of Han Jiang's mouth turned up a millimeter, and then he rubbed his right arm, "It's okay, uncle's right shoulder is injured, and he can't lift heavy objects. It will be better if you switch from side to side more often."

As he spoke, he walked around to the other side of the bicycle, fearing that he would bump into Yun Jinshu with his left hand, so he could only walk forward with nearly ten catties of rice and vegetables in his right hand.

Yun Jinshu glanced at him, and said expressionlessly, "You hold this thing with your left hand, can't you go behind?"

"Of course not. I promised Douzi that he could see me all day long. If I go to the back, he won't be able to see me?"

"you--"

Han Jiang has already decided to be shameless anyway, how much is his face worth?Is it important to have a wife and children who are hot on the kang?

"Don't keep looking at me, what if you bump into a tree in a while? I know you don't want to be next to me, don't you think I'm far enough away from you?"

Han Jiang was afraid that his determination was not strong enough, so he deliberately leaned against the middle of the road. At this time, a motorcycle drove over quickly from behind, and Han Jiang dodged suddenly. Many passers-by around screamed.

"Han Jiang, are you an idiot? Your IQ has been overwhelmed by pigs, right?" Yun Jinshu couldn't bear it anymore, and took a deep breath, knowing that Han Jiang definitely did it on purpose, but when he thought that the old injury on his right shoulder was for himself When the gun fell, there was no way to sit idly by.

"Yeah, you... you're amazing." Yun Jinshu pointed at Han Jiang, who gritted his teeth and wrestled with him for a long time, before saying impatiently, "Come here soon, do you really want to be hit by a car or something?"

Han Jiang got his wish, obediently carried his things and walked to Yun Jinshu, the expression on his face was as idiotic as the little yellow duck on his body.

Although he deliberately lowered his IQ, but... the bump really hurt.

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Although Han Jiang grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth, he still has some culinary skills. Although he couldn't cook the "clear soup noodles" he learned from his teacher at that time due to lack of ingredients and time, he still didn't have the simple three dishes and one soup. questionable.

It was the first time for Kidney Bean to eat the meal cooked by "Mom", and he was so happy that he wiped out most of the dishes on the table. When he was full, he patted his round belly and went to the bedroom played.

While Han Jiang was washing dishes in the kitchen, Yun Jinshu walked in silently, leaned against the door frame and stared at the man behind him for a long time before yelling "Hello".

Han Jiang slipped his hand and almost smashed a plate on the ground. Looking back, he found that it was Yun Jinshu who raised the corner of his mouth, "Why did you come in?"

Yun Jinshu came over, looked at Han Jiang's skillful hand washing dishes, and asked him, "You know I'm trying to embarrass you on purpose, but why did you come back?"

Han Jiang was stunned for a moment, then raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "If it's difficult to make a meal and wash the dishes, then I will be happy."

"Han Jiang, I'm not joking with you. You left without saying a word last time, and now you come back suddenly and inexplicably, what do you think I will think?" Yun Jinshu frowned, and began to feel that he could not understand this more and more. A man I've known for nearly ten years.

"Before you left, you lied to me around and threatened me with Kidney Dou, and now you are looking for Kidney Dou in the kindergarten as if nothing happened. What are you going to do? I can't understand you more and more. If this is Can you use another person to play with your newly invented method of mental torture?"

Han Jiang put down the plate in his hand, put away the smile on his face, turned around, stared at Yun Jinshu and said, "I did have some difficulties when I left without saying goodbye last time, but I can't tell you now, this time I'm back I just want to see you and the child quietly, and I don't want to disturb you, but..."

"But you have already interrupted." Yun Jinshu interrupted him, feeling that Han Jiang's logic was becoming more and more inexplicable, "I don't think that having difficulties can explain your leaving without saying goodbye. Do you know that Kidou has nagged about you? For many weeks, have you considered the feelings of children? Oh, by the way, you have never experienced being a father at all, and of course you don’t care what your children think."

"I have!" Han Jiang suddenly raised his voice, then looked into Shangyun Jinshu's dark eyes, and was discouraged again, and it took a long time before he raised the corners of his mouth bitterly and said, "Jinshu, why do you care about the child's feelings?" ? You lied to me for three years, do you know what Kidou thought during this period?"

Yun Jinshu's face turned pale, "What do you mean?"

Han Jiang originally didn't want to tell the truth so early, but he didn't want Yun Jinshu to continue to misunderstand, "I already know, Jinshu, Kidou is our child, right?"

Yun Jinshu seemed to have been hit on the head by a heavy hammer, and he didn't say anything for a long time. After a long time, he laughed mockingly, "Han Jiang, you don't have a fever. If you are sick, just take medicine at home. Don't come out and talk nonsense."

"I'm a man, okay? You're just... ridiculous!"

"Yes, I also find it ridiculous. If it wasn't for the fact that the paternity test cannot be faked, I would have thought I was dreaming!" Han Jiang finally lost his composure, and took a step closer to Yun Jinshu's shoulder and said, "If it wasn't for me to find out, How long are you going to keep it from me, three years? Ten years? Or a lifetime?"

Yun Jinshu's face became paler, and a layer of sweat slowly formed on his forehead. Apart from rebirth, this was the biggest secret in his life, and now it was completely torn apart by Han Jiang, and he was so embarrassed that he couldn't breathe for a moment.

Undoubtedly, for a man, this kind of absurd thing is simply the most terrible humiliation. During the days when he was expecting to give birth in Vancouver, he had to accept the strange eyes of nurses and doctors every day, and he had to accept strange examinations like a frog.

If he hadn't spent enough money to seal the mouth of that private hospital, maybe now he has become a monster that the whole world wants to study.

Taking a few deep breaths, he looked up at Han Jiang and said, "Since when did you start to doubt?"

When Han Jiang saw Yun Jinshu's pale face, his heart ached immediately. He didn't want to force him too hard, but his head just got so hot that he said everything.

He closed his eyes, and said slowly, "A long time ago, when a fire broke out in your house, the doctor told me that Kidney Bean's blood type was the same as mine, both of which were RH negative. He suggested that I go check it out, but I didn't pay attention to it at all, and I didn't realize this problem until a few days ago when Kidney Dou got into a fight with a child."

Having said that, he paused for a moment, stared into Yun Jinshu's eyes and said, "I was a little skeptical at first, but I still couldn't believe it in my heart. The last time I threatened you with kidney beans, it was just to lie to you, and it turned out... Heh, You really got tested by me."

After hearing this, Yun Jinshu's eyes flickered a few times, as if feeling exhausted after strenuous exercise, he twitched the corners of his mouth and finally smiled, "After all the calculations, I still didn't expect that my blood type would betray me in the end."

Han Jiang raised his hand to caress his side face, his heart was complicated like a ball of thread, "Why didn't you tell me earlier? I would rather go to Vancouver with all my injuries than come to me?"

Yun Jinshu pushed his finger away and sneered, "Is it useful to tell you? You were half dead by the lampstand yourself at that time, so why would you care about me? What's more, this is my own business and has nothing to do with you relation."

Han Jiang was stunned for a moment, and then he felt a little angry, "The child belongs to two people. What do you mean it has nothing to do with me? You would rather tell Gu Yan, an insignificant person, than me. Even what happened to Dong Xu last time, we The two almost died, and you didn't let go at all, so you won't let Kidou recognize me as a father when I die and turn into a bone of a bone?"

Yun Jinshu bit his lip, raised his hand and pushed Han Jiang, "Yes, that's what I thought! I'm so happy to see your Han family lose their sons and grandchildren. Anyway, I've already ignored it, even if I'm the only one. Educate Kidou well, I don't want to send him to your Han family, and then train a scum surnamed Han!"

Up to this point, Han Jiang couldn't say another word.

Yun Jinshu didn't say a word wrong, it was their surname Han who owed him from the beginning to the end, not to mention Han Zhongtian, even he himself thought he was a real scumbag!

Rubbing his forehead, he took a step back, "Jinshu, I have nothing to say when you say I'm a scum, but listen to me."

"I didn't mean to take Kidney Bean away from you. I was too impatient just now, but I really don't understand why you... It was obviously not like this in your previous life."

Mentioning this Yun Jinshu's face suddenly turned red, and he didn't know whether it was from anger or embarrassment, "How do I know if you ask me? Damn...I still want to ask you."

In the end, his voice was so low that it was almost inaudible. The two of them looked at each other, their eyes quickly flicked away for a while, and a trace of discomfort flashed across their faces. It was really embarrassing for two men to discuss this issue.

It would be fine if neither of them had memories of previous lives, but the person standing across from each other at this moment is the one they have been familiar with from the previous life and can no longer be familiar with.

If Yun Jinshu understands Han Jiang deeply enough, then Han Jiang also understands him. Counting the previous life, the number of times the two of them had sex is innumerable. If nothing happened before, Kidou now How to explain?

Han Jiang's head was getting bigger, and finally he seemed to think of something suddenly, and said with a smile, "Actually, have you ever thought about it? I remember that we both wore condoms before, so we didn't, but those two times in this life without……"

"Shut up the fuck!" Yun Jinshu became angry from embarrassment, his face turned green and blue, and he wished he could kick Han Jiang out of here immediately.

This shameful topic challenged his brain nerves time and time again, he decided to end the topic, turned around and walked out, but as soon as he turned his head, he saw a pair of round and big eyes at the door.

At that moment, Yun Jinshu wanted to kill Han Jiang with a knife.

"Dad, what is 'wearing a condom'?"

Kidou looked at Yun Jinshu and Han Jiang with eyes full of curiosity, and his expression was as innocent and watery as if he was asking which one was bigger, the moon or the sun.

"..." Yun Jinshu's face turned completely green into a spinach leaf, and he froze on the spot, not knowing how to explain it.

Han Jiang only felt that this scene was both embarrassing and joyful. The grievance and anger in his heart had subconsciously dissipated. He walked over and squatted down to touch his son's head, "Your adult is talking, children are not allowed to listen, go back to sleep quickly, otherwise Your father is going to beat someone."

"But you haven't told me what 'wearing a condom' is." Kidou tilted his head with a puzzled expression on his face, grabbed Yun Jinshu's trousers and said, "Dad, Dad, don't you just ask if you don't understand is a good boy? Then tell me quickly."

Yun Jinshu tried his best to resist the urge to tear Han Jiang's beast, picked up Kidou by the collar and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, go back to the house, sleep, sleep!"

Kidney Dou was stunned for a moment, and then burst into tears with a "wow", and the tears came as if he hadn't turned the tap on the door, "I heard it just now! If you don't tell me how I got here, it must be because I picked it up, right That's not right! Woooooo... So my father is not a father, but a stepdad, woooooo..."

The tense atmosphere in the kitchen before was completely eliminated by Kidney Dou's stirring up. The little guy was crying so loudly that he wished he could knock down the roof. That's right, what we just said is not your problem at all, little fool."

"Then what does it have to do with whether I am my own child or not?"

Kidney Dou went around and came back to this question. Han Jiang couldn't help laughing, and after receiving a cold look from Yun Jinshu, he surrendered obediently, "Douzi, actually, your father and I are also studying this issue. Don't ask, wait until I have a clear discussion with your dad, from the outside to the inside, and then I will tell you, okay?"

"Han, don't fucking teach my son bad!" Yun Jinshu couldn't bear it anymore, and his chest heaved violently in anger.

Han Jiang made an expression of "Why don't you come and coax him" to him, held Kidney Dou in his arms, and shook him like a cradle, coaxing him as he walked, coaxing the little guy into obedience with two or three strokes , In the end, he completely forgot about his obsession with his life experience, and fell asleep on Han Jiang's shoulder after a while.

Yun Jinshu sat on the sofa expressionlessly, his head was buzzing, and he felt a stuffy breath in his chest that couldn't come up or go down, and he wasn't happy at all.

After Han Jiang took Kidney Dou back to the room and came out, he looked at Yun Jinshu's straight and stiff back, and while he was not paying attention, he hugged him from behind.

Yun Jinshu froze for a moment, and even lost the strength to resist him, pointed at the door and said, "Han Jiang, I don't want to discuss the kidney bean issue right now, if you think I'm a monster or something, just send me to the research institute , I don’t have the strength to fight with you anymore.”

Han Jiang hugged him and didn't intend to let go at all. Instead, muffled laughter came from his chest. He clasped Yun Jinshu's hands tightly with both hands, lowered his head and kissed his earlobe, "I never thought about it that way."

Yun Jinshu couldn't move his arm, so he could only tilt his neck and say coldly, "Then what do you want?"

"I didn't think about it at first, but now I think about it." Han Jiang completely lost his face anyway, and pressed Yun Jinshu on the sofa with all his strength, lowered his head and kissed his lips, and said with a warm smile, "Jin Shu, you don't know what's going on anyway, so let's try again and we'll find out?"

Yun Jinshu struggled hard a few times, but Han Jiang's strength was too great, he was not his opponent at all, raised his eyes to meet Han Jiang's eyes, and instantly understood his deep meaning, and suddenly his back felt cold, " Han Jiang, you dare to give it a try!"

Han Jiang was actually trying to scare him, he didn't think about it at all, and he was reluctant to be tough on Yun Jinshu, but people's hearts are really a bottomless pit that can't be satisfied. If you take the first step, you want the second step, the third step... When you go again When he put Yun Jinshu's soft body on it once, he felt his hairs stood up excitedly, his whole body was clamoring for his lover, and even his scalp felt a little numb.

He pressed his whole body up, and was afraid that Yun Jinshu would be uncomfortable in this position, so he deliberately picked up a cushion beside him and put it on his back, lowered his head and rubbed his cheek with the tip of his nose, and said in a low voice, "Jin Jin Book, instead of sending it to the hospital and letting those doctors touch you, let me check it out for you in person, this time we don’t wear condoms..."