I overturned the car after being scumbag

Dim light came from between the heavy curtains.

The door rang lightly, and there was still a loud and small TV playing in the room, and clothes and snacks were scattered on the ground.The red wine on the table was not finished, and it settled at the bottom of the glass.

Li Fengqi closed the door calmly as usual, without looking at the torn clothes on the ground.He walked to the side of the sofa, and the other party was indeed covered in a soft blanket. There was no magic technique to cover it up, and there was no strand of short-cut long hair hanging down, and the hair was not tied well.

Li Fengqi reached in with a hand, submerged in the warm blanket, pinched his fingers, and said in a low voice, "I don't turn off the TV when I sleep."

The person inside said sullenly and dullly: "I didn't fall asleep."

Li Fengqi lifted the blanket aside, revealing the other side's thin and tough waist, which was dazzlingly white.The buttons were buttoned in the wrong order, and the clothes were dressed too casually, and they seemed to be seductive.

But this should be a problem with his own thinking.Li Fengqi immediately reflected on himself, and stretched out his hands to hug the other party.

Jiang Yuanhan hooked his neck familiarly and obediently, slipped into Dafenghuang's arms, asked the other party to carry him to the bedroom and put him on the bed, he buried him in the quilt on the bed, listening to the sound of the TV in the living room stopped, the warm water fell Pour into a glass and set aside by the bed.

Jiang Yuanhan stood up and looked at the other party, and took a sip of water slowly: "You didn't tell me what your identity is, what kind of film king."

"It doesn't matter what it is, it's all yours."

In fact, there are many incarnations of Li Fengqi, and this identity is just one of them.

This caused Jiang Yuanhan to become something... the secret lover of the film king as soon as he came to this technology-side world.He was shocked and said "wow" in his heart, feeling extremely exciting.

But being a secret lover is boring after a few days. Ever since Jiang Yuanhan understood how to put TV on, this actor comrade who has an unshakable status in the entertainment industry in his own world has indirectly lost his favor. I realized the source of all evils such as cola milk tea potato chips...etc.

Jiang Yuanhan entered a period of fascination with modern technology. During Li Fengqi's two-month work away from home, this little bastard didn't even answer a single phone call.

So when Lord Demon Ancestor came back from the rain the day before yesterday and dragged him out of the quilt to do it all over in the middle of the night, Jiang Yuanhan was going to usher in another period of "hard to part with modern technology but forced to talk to his Taoist companions day by day". obscene" situation.

awful.Really miserable.

Jiang Yuanhan propped his waist with pillows, leaned on the bed to drink water, and he obediently waited for the meal—the Taoist couple went to cook.

He doesn't know how to use those kitchen utensils, let alone start a fire. When he first came, his mind hadn't changed yet, and he still didn't understand why he couldn't light the fire by himself, and there were instructions for those electrical appliances... Even if the education level of the devil world has always been worrying , but for Jiang Yuanhan, a high-level talent who is proficient in the language of the digital world, one day he will be no different from an illiterate.

He could only guess these simplified characters.

However, it has gotten better recently. The young master has a very strong learning ability, and has already recognized many languages ​​with a good degree of accuracy.It is precisely because of the solution of the language problem that he has learned more and more things by himself recently.

For example, register a weibo.

I saw this on TV, and it showed a celebrity in love with an ordinary girl, which was pretty sweet.

Jiang Yuanhan fiddled with his mobile phone, downloaded this brand-new software according to his self-learning ability, gave a name with a bunch of garbled characters, then took a photo according to the prompts, and published his first content.

The novice tutorial is over, and the page can finally be explored freely.The young master swiped through the recommendation, was attracted by the live broadcast advertisement below, and kept seeing the meal.

Jiang Yuan coldly turned off the live broadcast, got out of bed and went to the restaurant to eat, and when he walked to the door, he saw Master Yaozu who took off his apron and stared at him intently. good."

The young master was obedient and obedient, Li Fengqi leaned over and re-buttoned all the shirts on his shirt, and said in a low voice, "Can play TV, order takeaway, can't wear clothes?"

Jiang Yuanhan: "...Forgot, I don't go out anyway."

"You don't want to go to the amusement park?"

"Nothing interesting." Jiang Yuanhan said, "It's not like I haven't been there before."

"What about the aquarium?"

"Those strange beasts...they are too cute." Jiang Yuanhan pondered, "I can't do it either."

"... just to show it, but not to do it."

"Oh..." Jiang Yuanhan nodded, "That's even less interesting."

"Is there nothing else you want to play?" Li Fengqi seemed not quite reconciled.

Jiang Yuanhan shook his head, then suddenly remembered something, took out his mobile phone and dialed to several collection pages such as Dingdian Reading Network, Lujiang Novels Reading, etc., transferred to the Xianxia channel and handed it to the other party, plausibly said: "You Look, there are also practitioners in your B world, but you don't know it."

Li Fengqi glanced at the above "Invincible Immortal King in the City" and "Secret Agent Mad Flower Cultivating Immortal Journey", calmly said: "Have you read them all?"

"Look at it."

"Does it look real?"

Jiang Yuanhan pondered for a moment, and said: "...It's not like, it seems to be made up. I have never heard of the system inside."

"This is the cultivation in his B's imagination." Li Fengqi said calmly, "It's similar to the previous script, but most of the stories in the script are not written in this way. Did the person who wrote the script experience the stories in it?"

After he finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to wipe away the red marks on Jiang Yuanhan's lower lip that he accidentally bitten, and the subtle spiritual energy gathered between them, restoring the slightly swollen place to its original state.

There is no aura in this world of science and technology, all that is used is Master Yaozu himself.

Jiang Yuanhan felt itchy, and licked his lips. During the process, he seemed to touch the other party's fingers, but he didn't take it seriously. When he was about to eat with chopsticks, he was picked up by the Taoist companion.

Abandoning the concealment, Li Fengqi's golden eyes shone brightly under the dim light and the small lamp, and his tone was soft and gentle: "Don't you miss me?"

Jiang Yuanhan held back for a long time, but still didn't hold back: "You have been out for less than half an hour."

"but I……"

"I miss you, I miss you," the little fox scumbag muttered a few words perfunctorily, and leaned over to kiss him violently, "Parents, parents, husband and wife, destined couple, I don't want who you miss, it's time to eat .”

But he still didn't break free from the other's embrace.

Jiang Yuanhan suddenly had a bad premonition, he began to regret his perfunctory just now, and wanted to make amends in his heart, but the remedies were unsuccessful, so the other party kissed his lips again as gently as water.

He tore the neckline of the other party's clothes loose, and he messed up the cleanliness obsessive-compulsive disorder patients who were originally neat and tidy.Jiang Yuanhan heard him say: "You really have no conscience."

Jiang Yuanhan whispered: "...It's not a day or two to be heartless. You dragged me out of bed at three o'clock in the morning. Doi you have a conscience? My lord actor, stop messing around. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. It's getting cold..."

After all, Li Fengqi was a little more particular than him, and he didn't really do the shameless act of leaving the food alone and then feeding the little fox with his own body.Jiang Yuanhan also cherishes this table of food very much. He always feels that eating slowly can buy time to play with his mobile phone after the meal, instead of being treated as a fresh and delicious dish by the other party.

In the final analysis, Jiang Yuanhan began to silently search for the crux of the problem in his heart. The main reason is that the lubricants in this world are too easy to use. He stocked up a drawer and smelled like oranges.

It shouldn't be a matter of their wantonness.

Jiang Xiaomei is a member of Actor Li's support club.

But at the same time, she is also an excellent scissorsman. She has uploaded countless excellent mixed-cut videos on Alphabet Station. There are countless Yangou licking the screen in each barrage 999+ video. The major awards won, except for being unmarried so far, are perfect.

Unlike other celebrity fans, actor Li's support club B, every year, feels sad for the actor's loneliness this year.He B even sometimes discussed it in private, does his master... have no such worldly desires?

Jiang Xiaomei sighed, opened the internal group of the support club, and posted a sentence as usual in the small group of only six people.

Mei Youjian: What do you think of Liu Changsi?The goddess of this year's TV festival is also very good-looking, do you want me to talk to you?

Forget it and be bearish: you have no one to talk to, right? To the extent that Old Li is expressionless towards women, I have to suspect that he is a closet.

Why bother to worry about it every day: the deep cabinet is the deep cabinet, don't come out, and it's okay to talk about dedicating your life to the film and television industry.

The three of them quickly chatted over a dozen items, and just as Jiang Xiaomei finished asking "Where is Lao Li's object" every day, the name of another group list suddenly lit up.

Wahaha: [Picture.jpg]

Wahaha: You B zoomed in to see the background, and looked at the watch on the bedside table, whether it was customized for Lao Li.

Jiang Xiaomei froze for a moment, clicked on the picture and enlarged it several times, and sure enough, she saw a unique and low-key logo on the edge of the picture, in the middle of the dial.

Mei Youjian: Where did the picture come from?

Forget it and be bearish: Is this imitation?Or P's?The picture from this angle looks like it's on the bed. Is the other family going to mess with Lao Li?

Why bother to worry about everyday:? ? ? ? ? ? ?Don't spread the word

Jiang Xiaomei nodded, and then saw Wahaha throwing out a link.

She clicked in, it was a brand new Weibo account, the Weibo name was garbled characters, and the profile picture was the head of an arctic snow fox, which was quite cute.The content is only that one picture.

She was immediately alert, and she was definitely prepared.Immediately click to open the other party's attention

Uh, no old man Li.

There are only a bunch of merchants who live broadcast and deliver food.

Jiang Xiaomei turned from the beginning to the end, and then turned back from the end, typing expressionlessly: "This professional black seems to know how to eat."

Wahaha: Wait a minute, I'll ask Lao Li's assistant.

The author has something to say: Xiao Han:?Who knows what to eat.

I'm really not familiar with the entertainment industry, everyone just watch the fun. =3