I overturned the car after being scumbag

The content of the detailed talk depends entirely on Strelitz's mouth.

The opening is the beginning of a dead end, whether you can live or not depends entirely on making up.Jiang Yuanhan sat next to him and obediently patched up Gui He's words. The two of them kept fooling around and talking nonsense, and they finally got Master Yao Zu off the hook.

The word "perfunctory" couldn't be more appropriate, because there are many bizarre reasons in it, Jiang Yuanhan can only bite the bullet and agree, and tell the theme and center that he has never given up in any of his incarnations, but he always loves you the most Thoughts, I implemented the policy of being a good man with only my Taoist companion in my heart, taking care of both ends of the avatar body, which can be said to be meticulous.

He didn't know that He Wangxing could make up words before, and his words were very bizarre, but what was even more bizarre was that Li Fengqi actually nodded and believed, without deliberately embarrassing him, which made Jiang Yuanhan feel a touch of emotion—the limit of the big phoenix's trust in me is indeed boundless broad.

This is the consistent daoist filter of the demons, which can beautify the absurd places and see how pleasing to the eyes of their own objects.

After the story meeting was over, Strelitzia regained his energy and didn't even confiscate any invitations. Looking directly at the date of the wedding ceremony, he picked out a few casually, hesitated in the remaining two or three, and quietly teased Xiaohan. Asked: "How many people come from the devil world?"

Jiang Yuanhan said: "Not many, just make sense, General B must be here."

He Wangxing thought for a while: "Then other people..."

"The Bodhisattva in the Bodhi Sacred Realm, the Dragon Lord in the Demon Realm and the Linglu Taoist...the Wu Zhu in the Void Realm," Jiang Yuanhan paused, and realized that this matter seemed a bit big, "...it seems that there are a lot of people. "

"You want to know all about the Six Realms." He Wangxing sighed, "Then next spring, it's a bit late to send out invitations at this time, and the appointment of cultivators should be ten years in advance... at my mother's house... Where is Yaozu?"

Jiang Yuanhan looked at the silent Li Fengqi, turned his head and said to Guihe: "He said that he has been alone for thousands of years, and he has no one to call him. Besides, he is too far away...that's what he means."

But it sounds like Tanchun marrying far away.

He Wangxing's sympathy welled up spontaneously, and he quietly said to Xiaohan: "Then you have to be nice to him."

Jiang Yuanhan nodded reservedly and secretly: "I am the best person to him."

The two thought about finalizing the date, and the virtuous and dignified Phoenix at the side cooperated all the way without any objection. When the two left Styx and returned to the Demon Realm, Jiang Yuanhan held his hand in a good mood, and the two fingers Lingeringly hooked together, although people are still serious, but there are too many small movements in this hand, almost a hidden sense of desire.

Jiang Yuanhan let his warm fingertips feel a little red at the base of his ears, he pretended nothing about it, and chattered "do I have to write a lot of invitations" while walking, and stopped halfway through the words.

The fingers resting on his palm gently grabbed him, and the two of them stopped in front of Mount Weidu in the Demon Realm, staring at the big red silk flowers hanging in front of Mount Weidu and fell silent.

Li Fengqi fell into silence, while Jiang Yuanhan fell into deep thought.

Before he could say it to the outside world, he had just said it in the Netherworld, and it got out so quickly that people couldn't help but want to turn around and pluck out the ghost crane's feathers.

Forget it, his Taoist companion is also a bird, why do birds make things difficult for birds.

Jiang Yuanhan stood still, his ears became redder, and he looked at the big red flowers all over the mountain with a wooden face: "...Actually, the atmosphere in the devil world is not like this."

Li Fengqi: "...um."

"It's not that vulgar."

"I know."

The more Li Fengqi accepts it calmly, the more he will realize that his image and even the image of the entire Demon World is irreparable.Xiaohan was deeply shocked, and walked forward with a blank face, and saw a pair of red couplets hanging on both sides of the mountain gate passing through Weidu Mountain.

The first couplet is "Congratulations on the marriage and congratulations to the young master", and the second couplet is "the eternal god of the Taoist couple in white".The cultural level cannot be said to be comparable to that of the Netherworld, it can be said to be evenly matched.

Jiang Yuanhan touched the writing on the couplet expressionlessly, the ink was not dry yet.

The person next to him pinched his fingers and comforted him gently: "It's all out of kindness."

Jiang Yuanhan didn't speak, and walked into the mountain gate. On the way back to the Jingshan Palace, it can be said that the sound of gongs, drums and firecrackers was all over the sky, and the decorations were like New Year's Eve. The dazzling red seemed to be lit in the dark and low-key dim world The big light bulb, in a wild and rough yet wild atmosphere, outlines the unique temperament of being lonely and widowed as if you have never been married.

Jiang Yuanhan felt that he was the hope of the whole village.

The hope of the whole village grasped Taoist couple's hand in confusion, and took a deep breath: "Don't be afraid, we can't suffer this kind of grievance."

Li Fengqi said distressedly: "I can hold on."

"Don't bear it for me, or we B wouldn't get married in the Devil Realm."

Da Fenghuang is considerate: "It's okay, enthusiasm is not wrong, I can really hold on."

Jiang Yuanhan choked speechlessly, and couldn't bear to let go of his eyes: "...I can't hold it."

"Pfft." The fairy-like, gentle and kind Jianxiu in white immediately raised his hand to cover the smile on his lips, regained his elegance in the blink of an eye, and suggested softly, "Look again, look again."

Jiang Yuanhan suspected that he just wanted to laugh at himself.

Holding the spirit of seeing death as home, he thought to himself, what else could be done? !He walked bravely to the front of the Jingshan Hall—everything was as usual here, the two demon generals stood guard in front of the hall, and when they saw Jiang Yuanhan, they still looked out of the way with a businesslike face, but when they saw Jiang Yuanhan, they saw Jiang Yuanhan. The white-clothed Jianxiu behind Xiaohan is gone.

White and shiny, the gold-patterned clothing is luxurious and elegant, and the handsome and calm eyebrows are filled with the temperament of a good husband and a good father. At first glance, he has the face of a young master!

The young general withdrew his gaze and couldn't help whispering to the young master: "Congratulations."

Jiang Yuanhan knew that there would be such a catastrophe, so he replied blankly: "We are happy together."

"He is dressed in white and looks handsome. He looks upright and gentle." The little general said enviously, "You take good care of him."

Jiang Yuanhan already felt a little empty: "...Don't worry, I will definitely hurt him until he can't get off the bed." Isn't it you, Young Master B, who can't get down every day?

The little general didn't expect the young master to be so upright and promising, he immediately cast admiring eyes, and invited the two of you to go in.

Li Fengqi maintained a warm and decent smile throughout the whole process. When he followed Xiaohan, he lowered his head and straightened his collar, and whispered into Xiaohan's ear and asked, "Can't you even climb down?"

Jiang Yuanhan's scalp was numb, his ears were already red, and he said quietly: "You have to be temperate, no, for your body, you really have to be temperate."

In the Jingshan Hall, there are finally no those big red flowers, no couplets that show cultural level, and no lanterns that are as festive as rural love.Jiang Yuanhan breathed a sigh of relief, pushed aside the bead curtain and sat down at Changgan's desk, took a sip of tea, and took a look at his cousin who was always on the front line of official business writing paperwork.

Chang Mojun was indeed much more normal.

Jiang Yuanhan took a sip of tea, finally came back to his senses, looked up at the dome of Jingshan Temple, and said with a distracted gaze: "Brother."

Chang Gan knew that he was coming back, so he didn't raise his head: "Huh?"

"Do you know what it's like outside?" Xiaohan looked at the lamp with a blank expression, like a duck holding his head in a daze, "Do you know how he B treated me?"

"What did it do to you?"

"Big red flowers, red lanterns, and that couplet, what kind of couplet is that? How dare you write at this level? If you let me know who wrote it, I'll see if I—"

"I wrote it."

"—Praise him for writing so well!"

The little young master silently swallowed the words in his mouth, thought for a while, and leaned over to discuss: "Brother, can you keep a low profile when you talk about our B? This style doesn't match my Taoist couple either." .”

As he was talking, he turned his head and glanced at the big phoenix, who was as gentle as jade with a clear breeze and a bright moon. His eyes stayed between the gentle and soft brows of the other party for a long time, and suddenly became hardened.

"Brother," Jiang Yuan looked at him coldly, "Our B office should be smaller, so we don't need to make such a big show. Look, Li Fengqi told me all the way that he felt that he felt dirty..."

"I did not say……"

Jiang Yuanhan turned his head instantly: "Shut up."

Li Fengqi: "..."

Da Fenghuang sat beside him obediently, his eyes were full of tenderness and helplessness.

As expected, if she loves him, she will take the blame.

Chang Gan pondered for a while, and said: "This is a unanimous decision of the Demon Realm, and I cannot change it."

Jiang Yuanhan: "...Huh?"

"The folks and elders are waiting for you." Chang Gan said coldly, "Let's prepare early."

The little young master blinked stupidly as if being burned, and asked unwillingly: "Was my father also so stupid at the time? He is so fairy and so tasteful that he can agree to this?"

"He didn't." Chang Gan lowered his head and flipped through the joint name list, and said calmly, "At that time, the Lord's illness was not cured, and no one was allowed to approach your father, so in the end it was nothing."

Jiang Yuanhan didn't give up: "My Taoist companion's illness has not been cured."

"I……"

"You don't have a place to talk." The little fox was arrogant and aggressive, taking advantage of her beauty.

Li Fengqi shut up silently, in fact, he wanted to say that he hadn't been cured yet.

Chang Gan still stood still, as stable as Mount Tai: "You tell the folks and elders about this."

Jiang Yuanhan: "..."

He sat listlessly on a chair and thought about life for a long time, and when he went back to the Xuanfu to rest at night, he was still unable to sleep because of the local turtle culture in the devil world. After thinking about it all night, I couldn't figure out how to convince everyone.

The candle was dimly lit, and the virtuous Phoenix Demon Ancestor raised his hand and lit a small lamp, and meticulously continued to fill in the remaining pages of Taoism, turning a blind eye to the young master who was wrapped in the quilt and tossing and turning to worry about losing his tail hair.

Jiang Yuanhan rolled back and forth in the quilt a few times, and finally couldn't bear it any longer. He popped his head out on the side of the bed, and said to the Taoist couple, "Tell me about this, we both packed up and ran away overnight. Will it work? Elope, I mean, let's elope—"

Li Fengqi put down the jade slips in his hand, lowered his body, and put his protruding velvet tail into the quilt calmly and softly, then bowed his head and pecked the other party's lips: "Will you not be caught?"

Jiang Yuanhan was ruthless: "Catch it and you can't soak it in the pig cage, it's not to that extent."

"Okay." Li Fengqi's breath was as warm as mist, with a light and long fragrance blending together, the feeling of tenderness around the fingers almost soaked the heart, "I elope."

I don't know why, with these two words in his mouth, an endless lingering love can be born out of thin air.Jiang Yuanhan looked at him in a daze, and suddenly said: "Don't tell other people the word elopement, remember it clearly?"

Children's possessiveness seems to be reflected in strange places.