Otherworldly Lord

The freshly baked robbers in the Gerryland Territory were lying behind the rocks, looking nervously at the goblin castle in the canyon, their clenched fists already drenched with sweat.

These green-skinned guys would come to the territory to steal every harvest season. Wheat, bacon, vegetables, salt, and even unpatched clothes were all their targets!

The men drove them away with forks and stones, and the women poured boiling hot water down the tunnels the goblins had dug into the kitchen, to no avail!

The goblins are simply elusive and pervasive.By the time people find out that their home has been stolen, they've already fled.

Now, the feng shui is turning, and this group of guys who made their poor life worse will finally taste the taste of their property being plundered by others!Men swear they won't leave even a piece of black bread to a goblin!

When Song Mo heard this oath, cold sweat dripped down his forehead.Could there be a less ambitious bandit than this bunch?Could it be that they have been brainwashed by poverty, and they can't even forget black bread when they rob...

He hates black bread!

Finally, the earth was shrouded in darkness, a new moon hung high in the sky, all the goblins returned to the castle, and the canyon became silent.After waiting for a while, after confirming that there was no goblin outside the earthen castle, Song Mo stood up from behind the rock and waved to the men, leaving five people to keep vigilant. Tunbao went.

Song Mo asked the men to spread out, find the vents hidden behind rocks or other hidden places, and mark them.A total of 42 vents were found from the valley mouth to the earthen castle.Goblin Jobis said that there are more than 50 goblins here, which is not a large number.If the number of goblins here reaches a hundred, half of the canyon may be hollowed out by these goblins.

The goblin Jobis was also a member of this village. It wasn't long before they moved here, and the place where they lived was occupied by dwarves.The dwarves found rare ores there, and these bearded, axe-wielding men were never too kind to goblins.

A small village of more than 50 goblins is no match for dwarves at all, and any race on the mainland is not too friendly to goblins.No one would side with the goblins, even if they were victims in this case.

Song Mo led the crowd to find all the vents of the goblins, making sure that none of them were missed, stirred the plaster they brought on the spot, and blocked the vents one by one.

"Be careful and don't make too much noise."

Song Mo signaled the men to move lightly, leaving only the three vents closest to the bunker, and the rest were filled with plaster.The plaster dries quickly, and with the men fanning vigorously on the side, within a short while, these vents were firmly blocked.

The goblin Jobis followed Song Mo, seeing Song Mo's actions, and seeing the weapons on the backs of these tall men, Jobis had to shed crocodile tears for his compatriots.

He is currently unable to protect himself, and there is really nothing he can do for his fellow clansmen.

"Is everything all right?"

Song Mo walked to the edge of the bunker, and his entourage, Johnson, brought six or seven men to carry large bundles of hay, and piled them at the remaining three vents.

"Light it up."

With Song Mo's order, all three piles of hay were ignited, billowing thick smoke rose, and Johnson led the men to stuff the burning hay into the vent, and the thick smoke floated into the resting room of the goblins along the tunnel. place.

"Remember, come out and beat one by one, don't beat them to death, just knock them out."

Song Mo's goal is not to exterminate the goblins. He has other arrangements for the goblins. This idea came about after listening to Jobis's tragic moving history.From now on, these goblins will contribute to the construction of his territory, and none of them will be missing!

After listening to Song Mo's words, the men immediately stood ready.

Five minutes later, the men were still in full swing.

After 10 minutes, the men continued to stand in battle.

Half an hour later, the expressions of the men began to loosen, and they couldn't help but look at Song Mo. They were all smoked to death, right?

Song Mo was also uncertain, and looked back at Jobis, Jobis hurriedly shook his head desperately, meaning that half an hour is nothing to a goblin!

But Song Mo misunderstood, he thought that Jobis was saying that all the goblins below had gone to meet their gods.

He is here to steal money, not to kill!These guys are dead, where can he find gold coins? !Jobis said that most of the wealth was hidden by the village head and a few elders. A proletarian who worked odd jobs like him had no idea where the gold coins were hidden!

"No, we can't let them all die!"

But at this moment, five or six goblins suddenly appeared from a place about seven or eight meters away from the castle. Obviously, it was a newly dug exit.The burrowing ability of goblins cannot be underestimated.

One of the wrinkled goblins recognized Jobis and cursed: "Jobis, you traitor! You brought humans to attack us!"

Song Mo looked at these goblins with high status and status with bright eyes. In his eyes, it was all money!Immediately shouted, "Don't let any one go!"

The men raised their crossbows one after another and shot at those poor goblins.Seeing hundreds of arrows flying towards them, the goblins turned pale with fright.In order to avoid being shot as a hedgehog, he had to hide in the tunnel.But the ventilation in the tunnel is not smooth, and there is thick smoke everywhere, and there is only a dead end to go back!

The moment the goblins hesitated, Song Mo had strode forward, picked up a wooden stick and threw it on the head of one of the goblins who seemed to have the highest status!

The old goblin stared at the stars immediately, and fell to the ground with a plop. The other goblins did not escape the fate of being knocked unconscious. After they passed out, they were all put into sacks.

After catching these goblins, other goblins escaped from different places one after another. The men didn't need Song Mo's orders, and went directly with a box of crossbow arrows, blocking the goblin's escape direction, and then rushed up and knocked them unconscious with a stick.

For a while, the canyon was filled with the aggressive sound of crossbow arrows shooting and the muffled sound of sticks hitting the head.

The men held crossbows and clubs, chasing the fleeing goblins with their heads in their hands.This scene reminded Song Mo of a classic little game, whack-a-mole.

It's just that the one being beaten now is not a gopher, but a goblin.

In less than an hour, 52 goblins were caught and put into sacks.

With the help of Jobis, the village chief and five elders of the goblin village were picked out and put into another sack. Definitely a spacious standard room.

The matter was half successful, Song Mo did not relax in the slightest, and he was still worried that the money was not in his pocket.

The head of the goblin village was woken up by splashing water. This old goblin was the one who was knocked unconscious by Song Mo's stick before.Seeing the old goblin wake up slowly, Song Mo handed the water bag to Johnson, squatted on the ground, and poked the old goblin with one hand, "Don't pretend to be unconscious when you wake up."

The old goblin was frowned upon being poked by Song Mo, he really didn't know how to respect the elderly!

"This is a disgraceful sneak attack!" The old goblin was wrapped in a sack from the neck down, and only one head was free. After waking up, he jumped up from the ground and yelled at Song Mo, "Despicable!" Humans! Shameless! Robbers! Scoundrels! I curse you all to be crushed by the dragon! Trampled to pieces!"

Song Mo raised his eyebrows, yes, he has a personality, he likes it.

"You're right." Song Mo clapped his hands and said to the old goblin with a smile, "I'm really a robber."

The old goblin was stunned. Didn't these people steal something for revenge?

"No." Song Mo shook his head, and continued: "We are a group of robbers, a group of out-and-out robbers who kill goblins without blinking an eye! Ask Jobis if you don't believe me."

The old goblin looked at Jobis, who nodded quickly, "Master Village Chief, absolutely don't do anything to this Lord Lord, he will cook everyone."

cooked?

Cook goblins? !

A human cooking goblins? !

"How could I cook you, absolutely not!" Song Mo quickly corrected Jobis's mistake, and while the old goblin was relieved, he said, "This time I came out to 'work', without bringing Pot, even if you want to cook it, you can’t cook it, at most you can skewer it and bake it.”

Well, don't boil it, at most bake it... bake it? !

Not only the old goblins, but also several goblin elders who were awakened, fainted one after another after hearing Song Mo's words.

I was smoked before, but this time I was scared.

Which is worse?

The old goblin was not as lucky as the other old buddies, he couldn't help but faint if he wanted to, Song Mo was holding a sword in his hand, the point of the sword was pointing at him, the meaning was obvious, try to faint?Poke a hole in you first!

Song Mo saw that the fire was almost ready, grabbed the old goblin, and pressed the blade of the sword against the old goblin's neck, "Tell me, where are the gold coins and food hidden?"

The old goblin closed his eyes and stalked his neck, preferring death to surrender.

Song Mo smiled, "Don't say? Very good. Johnson!"

"Lord Lord."

Johnson walked behind Song Mo and bent down.

"Firewood, light the fire!"

The old goblin began to tremble, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead and nose.

"Don't tell me yet?" Song Mo raised his voice: "The fire should be more vigorous, I like to eat roasted hot ones."

"Follow your orders, my lord!"

Johnson really led a few people to set up a fire.

The old goblin was shaking like chaff and sweating like rain.

"Say it, if you don't talk about it, there will be no chance." Song Mo retracted the sword on the old goblin's neck, as if throwing the old goblin to Johnson.At the same time, the fire had been set up, and Johnson thoughtfully found a few branches for Song Mo to set up a crude barbecue grill.

The old goblin finally couldn't take it anymore, "I say, I can say anything!"

Song Mo narrowed his eyes and hooked the corners of his mouth, it's done!

Instead of hiding the gold coins and food underground, the goblins hollowed out the bottom of a lone peak in the canyon, and then blocked the hole with the excavated rocks. Most of the gold coins and food in the village were hidden there.

The goblin village head led the way, and Song Mo followed behind him with a few people.Song Mo kept an eye out, Johnson and a dozen other people followed a few meters behind them, and if they found out that the goblin was cheating, they would immediately shoot him into a hedgehog.

In fact, Song Mo didn't need to worry at all. The goblins were already terrified by him. This was the first time they saw a ferocious human being who opened his mouth to cook goblins and closed his mouth to roast goblins. Is this guy really human?Could it be some monster in disguise?

"How long will we go?"

"It's coming soon."

The old goblin quickened his pace, walked to the bottom of the lone peak, found the hole blocked by the huge boulder, and cleared a few fist-sized gravel from the gap of the boulder, just enough for a goblin to crawl in and out.

"This is it, my lord." The old goblin cleared the passage and pointed it to Song Mo. "After the entrance of the cave is blocked, we will enter and exit from here."

Song Mo bent down and looked in from the entrance of the cave. It was pitch black, there was no light, and he could hardly see anything.

Song Mo straightened up and said a few words to another follower, Jason, who turned and left.After a while, all the goblins were brought over, and the guards of the goblins followed.

"I want to go in before dawn." Song Mo said to the goblins: "Work obediently, and I won't kill you."

In order to save their lives, the goblins rushed to the entrance of the cave without saying a word.

After more than two hours of hard work by the goblins, and with the help of the men, the boulder blocking the entrance of the cave was finally removed.Except for the village chief, the other goblins were put into sacks again and guarded.

Holding a torch, Johnson walked into the cave first, and he must ensure that nothing could threaten the safety of the lord.After confirming that there was no problem, Song Mo led the others in.

The cave is very spacious.Several old wooden boxes and a dozen full sacks were stacked in the corner.

Song Mo walked to a wooden box, which was locked, and the goblin village head immediately handed over the key to Song Mo.The wooden box was opened, and everyone's eyes widened at the same time, gold coins, a box full of gold coins!

After closing the wooden box and locking it, Song Mo asked Johnson to arrange for someone to carry the wooden boxes out, and walked to the sack by the wall by himself. Not surprisingly, these should be food stolen by the goblins.One of the bags with a broken mouth caught Song Mo's attention. When he opened the mouth of the bag, Song Mo's eyes lit up. Corn, this is corn!

After opening several other bags, except for two bags of corn, they were all wheat, but it was enough to surprise Song Mo.

Grabbing the old goblin, Song Mo gave the old goblin a big kiss on the face, he was so happy!

The old goblin was stunned for a moment, then his face turned from green to red, from red to black, and finally pale.

This ferocious human being wouldn't want to rob sex after robbing money, right? !

If Song Mo knew what the old goblin was thinking now, he would have thrown him on the fire to roast him immediately.Against a wrinkled face, can he rob him? !