Go to Hell, White Lotus

, after solving Brother Squidward, let's go to the crooked one. (Author's Note: Wai Wai = YY. It is a voice chat software.)

Bai Lianhua also knew that her small arms and legs were not enough to fit Brother Octopus's teeth, so she listened to her roommate and hid behind the shell obediently.The shells cover most of the sight, and the white lotus can only see the gorgeous light effect. Several colors intersect and sparkle, almost without interruption.

Although Bai Lianhua couldn't see the battle scene, she could see the blood bar of her teammates displayed at the top of the screen.The roommate's blood tank was up and down, every time Bai Lianhua thought he was going to die, but he seemed to be pinching it right, using Dahong to restore one-third of the blood at once, and then another Zhonghong and Xiaohong follow in turn, adding up to exactly two-thirds.It was so precise that Bai Lianhua thought it was cheating.

Relatively speaking, the blood bar of Hanxiao Banbudian is very stable, it has always been around one-half, but what is more unstable is his internal energy, which consumes unexpectedly. Basically, it is still full at the last moment, and it will be full at the next moment. Nothing left.But it is accompanied by a bright light effect.

Bai Lianhua couldn't help thinking of five words in her mind: masters are among the people.

At the same time, his manipulation technique, which he thought was pretty good, was hit hard, and he wished he could shed two tears of blood to show his injured self-esteem.He can understand that Michelle's skills are good... But who can tell him that his roommate's skills are also so good?He always thought that his roommate was a scumbag!A scumbag with nothing but IQ... No, the IQ of the roommate is also scumbag!

After about a few minutes, the light effect dissipated.

System prompt: [Squidward Brother] has been killed.Drop items have been randomly distributed.

The experience bar suddenly jumped up again, very gratifying, but it stopped at the key position of 90.00% [-].Bai Lianhua was depressed.

Probably the system also thinks that the white lotus is not pleasing to the eye. It stands to reason that the drops should be quite generous after defeating the boss. At least one or two items can be obtained. It's even more difficult, but he didn't do much at first, and he was completely a role waiting to die, so he didn't have any complaints.

[Team] Half-step crazy with a smile: Alright, let's go up.Channel number: 99913.

[Team] White Lotus: Immediately...

[Team] Lonely as snow: I...Mai seems to have a problem-_-|||.

[Team] Smiling half-step crazy: ==+ Oh?

Bai Lianhua opened it and clicked on the little raccoon icon on the voice, entered her account number and password, and clicked to log in.This crooked account was applied for because he needed a voice when he downloaded the dungeon with [Tongmenghui], and he didn't log in often, so the level was just two poor little leaves.Thinking of the meeting with Meng, he couldn't help but feel inexplicably sad... At the beginning, he was over 40, and the lower level was mainly responsible for eating and drinking, and basically didn't need to talk, so he never talked on Wai Wai.

But this time, Bai Lianhua's purpose is basically the same, just listen to the instructions of her roommate and Hanxiao Banbudian.No need to think about anything else at all...

Enter the channel number given by Hanxiao Banbudian, and Hanxiao is already there.Hanxiao's user name is easy to recognize, it's called "Everyone in the world is crazy".And Bailianhua's user name is even more recognizable and straightforward, the three words "White Lotus".

"Hey, Miss Lianhua, are you here?" A half-stepping voice with a smile came into Bai Lianhua's ears through the speakers.Bai Lianhua suddenly thought of a poem by Bai Juyi, an ancestor with the same surname 500 years ago - a sentence in "Pipa Xing": "Before the melody is completed, there is love first."

Michelle didn't read aloud or deliberately repair that feeling, it was just an ordinary greeting.The person in front of him seems to be alive in front of his eyes.

About 1 minute later, the roommate came.The username is "roommate".It seems to be a crooked account just applied for, and there is only a poor leaf in the account column.

"Roommate? Are you here?"

a long time.The person on the other side replied: "Yeah." A short voice.It sounds the same, but the direction of the two seems to be slightly different.He thought that people like roommates would speak like the sunny, cute and domineering leading men in Li Bei's idol dramas, but in the end it felt like... but like a bitter love for the heroine who earns tears and has no fruit. The second handsome man... No, this metaphor seems a bit weird?

A word suddenly came to Bai Lianhua's mind, which had been brainwashed for a long time: Gong... He shook his head, pushing this terrifying thought to the back of his mind.

"That's good~~ Let's start. Try to help Lianhua brush the dragon eggs~" He paused with a smile, and continued, "You can also say a few words for Lianhua, give me some motivation!"

White Lotus 10:40:47

what did I say?

"I'm still typing on the crooked side! Lianhua is such a disappointment, you can just say whatever you want."

Bai Lianhua hesitated for a long time, and turned on the button "Press F2 to talk".

"Good morning..." The timbre in the speaker seems to be a bit distorted, and it sounds a bit different from the original sound, but fortunately, it is not out of tune, and it is completely within the acceptable range of human beings.

Well, maybe it's not just within the acceptable range of human beings, but... "Oh, sister Lianhua is so soft! One more sentence!"

White Lotus 10:42:11

Brother, I sell my voice but not my body!

"I'll let you say something, isn't it up to the level of prostitution?" There was a little teasing in her tone, and Bai Lianhua blushed again when she heard it.

"Aren't you going to download the dungeon yet? Hurry up and continue..." Bai Lianhua said with obvious lack of confidence.

"OK~ Everything listens to Lotus."

From the beginning to the end, it seemed that Bai Lianhua and Hanxiao Banbudian were talking to each other, and the roommate who was extremely active on the Internet stopped responding after just saying "um"... Although Bai Lianhua felt a little unnatural, he couldn't take it. Is the knife rest on someone's neck forcing people to speak?Therefore, the roommate still went.

After defeating the big octopus boss, according to Hanxiao's introduction, there are also Pai Daxing and SpongeBob SquarePants.Collect [-] SpongeBob SquarePants Krabs and [-] Patrick's panties...go back to the boss...wait? !This guy is really Donghai, isn't it that other cartoons have messed up? !

Bai Lianhua, who went to the East China Sea dungeon for the first time, felt that...he was messed up in the wind.

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30. I would love the dragon egg

【30. I would love the dragon egg】

After experiencing untold hardships and various tribulations (...), Bai Lianhua and his party finally arrived in front of the East China Sea Dragon Palace.Hey, this Dragon Palace is amazing, it's really made of crystal!It's really called...Crystal Palace.

"Lotus~" A half-smiling, light-hearted voice came from Waiwai, mixed with the background music of the game, unexpectedly somewhat vague illusion, "The Dragon King Boss will be spawned randomly later, we don't know what it will be What kind of dragon, but they are all at the full level of seventy, so they may not explode dragon eggs...but..." He paused for a moment, his voice hesitated, "Dragon King's attack is locked, he will lock on a player It keeps attacking, so my biggest worry now is that you are locked."

The most important thing is that once the white lotus is locked, it will directly become A Piao!They didn't bring a nanny, and the resurrection scroll was always banned in the dungeon.Death is a direct relegation...

"It's okay." Bai Lianhua said. To be honest, he is not used to talking in Waiwai, but it is true that it is much more convenient than typing, "I just reached level 54, and the experience bar is only a few percent. I'm dead. Losing one level... It's the same as not downloading this dungeon. No, I was only 52 when I came here, and I earned a level."

This Donghai dungeon is not like the Peach Blossom Spring dungeon, players can choose to quit by themselves, otherwise Michelle might have made Bai Lianhua quit. Even if Bai Lianhua died, he could only wait for the group to be destroyed or his teammates to destroy the Dragon King.

"Well, the one-third chance is still very high." Hanxiao felt a little helpless.

"It won't be one-third, it's [-]%." ​​This sudden voice came from Waiwai, Bai Lianhua was stunned for a long time before realizing that it was the voice of her roommate.

"I'll let the Dragon King lock me later." Said calmly, with 100% certainty in her tone.

Smiling and unhappy, he yelled: "Hey, I'm a GM anyway, can you not discuss cheating in front of the GM? Otherwise, my professionalism will make me commit a crime!"

"If you dare, I will castrate you." After a long silence, Bai Lianhua heard her roommate say this.

This time, it was with a smile and half-step madness that he was silent.

The key to open the gate of the East China Sea is in the hands of the captain [Lonely Ruxue]. He typed the word "ready" and sent it to the team chat channel. After a while, he clicked on the key and opened the gate of the Dragon Palace...

[White Dragon King: Uh... who is it...→] Who brought the ~~~ ancient call... After Bai Lianhua saw these two words, she immediately thought of a well-known song.

【White Dragon King: Damn it, someone came to steal dragon eggs again? ? →】

As soon as I clicked to play this sentence, there was a dragon roar in the audio instantly, and the screen stopped shaking.The huge Crystal Palace was shattered in an instant, and a snow-white dragon rushed out of the Crystal Palace. It has to be said that the visual effect of that moment was particularly shocking.No wonder so many people like this game, and it's not unreasonable.

Immediately, the dragon locked onto him as soon as the roommate said it did.It was a big move as soon as it came, and the huge water wave rushed towards the [Lonely as Snow] on the screen with the rolling yellow sand.The roommates didn't hide either, they drew their bows and arrows, and the arrows burning with sparks pointed towards the white man.