Go to Hell, White Lotus

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Bai Lianhua closed the post, finally couldn't bear it, and yelled in the group:

[White Lotus: Damn!I was pinched!So cool!Watching a group of NC show lower limit slaves really laughed!With this post, I am not afraid that I will not be popular! 】

[The moon is so round: The lotus girl is really born with a M-shaking physique. 】

[Wormwood will win: Ah!Are you the white lotus? 】

[Love King: Sooner or later, the lotus will turn from pink to purple to black...]

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after a few seconds.

[NO.1111 Host: [The second bullet of this post]! ! !Screenshot below--】

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Fuck!I was pinched!So cool!Watching a group of NC show lower limit slaves really laughed!With this post, I am not afraid that I will not be popular!

When I saw this, the roommate who had been paying attention to this post in front of the computer couldn't hold back his breath, and finally burst into laughter.

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2. Two hackers go to the sky

【2. Two hackers go to the sky】

[Roommate: Hey Bai Lianhua, do you want my help? 】

[White Lotus: What I'm waiting for is your words! 】

The roommate was happy again in front of the computer, he moved his fingers a few times, and a line of words appeared on the computer again: come.Little Lianhua, shouted "I like roommate brother so much", brother is going to avenge you.

Bai Lianhua was very sad and angry, if the two of them were not separated by the Internet, he really wanted to strangle this girl to death, and then commit suicide himself.

[White Lotus: It seems to strangle you, and then commit suicide, how to break it? 】

[Roommate: Then there is another post on the wall: Bai Lianhua, the most disgusting person in this game, and his best friend died under the pressure. Mom said the title should be long, long, long! 】

[Bai Lianhua: Roommate, help me hack that post!Please~]

The roommate took a sip of tea unhurriedly.

[Roommate: You go to the game first, I will fight for you all afternoon. 】

[White Lotus: TUT!Roommate, I love you, only you are the best to me, okay?】

[Roommate: Die, gay! 】

After Bai Lianhua got the promise from her roommate, she immediately felt relieved.My waist is no longer sore and my legs are no longer hurting, and I can continue playing the game... Life is so comfortable, I am sorry for myself if I don't hurry up and upgrade to another level today.

At noon on the day of hoeing, it was really hard to upgrade.Turn on a broken computer and make a copy for an afternoon.

On World Channel, a group of men are excitedly playing their horns:

[Erhu: Look for the white lotus! 】

[Surge in the wind: Why was the white lotus poisoned? Tonight at [-] o'clock "Into Science" will show you the secrets of homosexuality! 】

[Brother Da Da Didi Dick: LSSB, "Into Science" will be broadcast at [-]:[-] p.m.! 】

[Surge: LSSB, the Chinese class is taught by the physical education teacher, right? 】

Silently blocking the world channel, Bai Lianhua opened her profile.

Username: White Lotus

Occupation: Archer (unchanged)

name: none

Rating: 46

Sex: Male

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What an ordinary personal profile, there is no other place worth complaining about, except for calling it "White Lotus", what an unusual game screen name!The only bright spot is probably the gang I belong to, but it is not the first in the district but the tenth in the district!It's at the bottom of the list!

Bai Lianhua stared at the stars at night and counted, and finally came to a conclusion: I have bad luck today, avoid surfing the Internet, and commit offenses!

He yawned, suddenly he was not in the mood to finish the task, he hastily handed over the task he had done yesterday, and couldn't help but turn on the world channel again:

[Qingqing Zijin: Collect safflower!The highest price is 1000 gold rubbish!Who has it? ! 】

[Qingqing Zijin: Collect safflower!The highest price is 1000 gold rubbish!Who has it? ! 】

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[Undefeated and invincible: Qingqing Zijin chatted with me privately! 】

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The world is already peaceful, and his affairs are just a leaf of duckweed on the Internet, which will be forgotten sooner or later.So, what's his clumsy plan?

The weather is still hot, Bai Lianhua touched the cold sweat on the top of her head, thinking about going out and buying a bottle of ice water to calm down...

He turned his head and asked the feet-picking men beside him, "Guys, do you want water?"

"I want ice." Chu Zhongtian, who was sleeping on the white lotus bed, finally came back to life from the ranks of the COS undead.

Zhou Nanjiang followed behind: "Hey, Lianlian wants Fanta~"

Li Bei, who was watching a soap opera with tears all over his face, raised his head: "Ice Coke. You're welcome."

After giving them a blank look, Bai Lianhua walked to the school canteen unsteadily: "Boss, here's a bottle of frozen pure milk and three bottles of frozen mineral water!"

Bai Lianhua has had a habit of not knowing whether it is good or bad since she was a child. He only drinks pure milk, and it must be "Yili". The owner of the canteen said hello.

The boss glanced at him: "Young man, I remember your name is Bai Lianhua, right?"

Bai Lianhua was not sure why she was asked, but she still nodded her head honestly.

"Oh..." The boss nodded thoughtfully, "Three bottles of mineral water for you to drink, come again next time!"

Inexplicably, the white lotus and chrysanthemum tightened.

Back in the dormitory, ignoring the protests of Chu Zhongtian and the others, he directly gave them a bottle of frozen mineral water, while he tore open the package of pure milk and drank a few gulps.

When he sat back at the computer desk, he glanced at the white lotus on the screen, but almost choked.

The screen turned into a blue screen with a line of words on it: White Lotus, are you sure you want to click on the recovery interface?

Fuck... There is only one button in the box below, and that is OK!

Before Bai Lianhua had time to figure it out, another bullet box popped out in the blink of an eye.

[Sister Lianhua, someone wants to hack your computer, don't click OK!I am a roommate. 】

Bai Lianhua was dumbfounded.Is this an evil door or a ghost today?Someone hacked his broken computer?

[Roommate: You hang your computer first, and I'll help you fight hackers for [-] rounds, be good. 】

Good girl... Bai Lianhua suddenly didn't know what was going on with this urge to smash the computer.

Bai Lianhua was very depressed. Whenever he was depressed, he felt unhappy. Whenever he was depressed, it meant that Chu Zhongtian on the upper bunk was about to suffer.

"The forest egg is big! Get up! Let's go to the Internet cafe!"

Chu Zhongtian was always unhappy: "It's Chu Zhongtian, I'm not happy with the name 'Lin Danda'--and, why should I accompany you to the Internet cafe! Seeing how small you are, people on the street think I'm a badass Where's the little girl!"

The pure and flawless lotus girl is completely blown up!

Although his life is short so far, he can already guarantee that there will be two stains in his life!

One is that the handsome one does not look like a woman, or in other words, the handsome one does not look like a man.

The second is that the voice is soft, the stature is short, and it looks particularly small.Those who don't know look at the past and think that there are not a few people who are fourteen or five years old!

But the problem is, he's 21 the fuck! twenty one! ! !In another year, your brother-in-law will graduate from college!Nima has managed to grow to 21 meters three now, but TNND looks like a teenager who is more than sixteen, and he can directly pretend to be a high school student if he changes his school uniform.

My own parents often sighed to him and said that he cast the wrong gender.

The most JP thing about Nima is that he still grew breasts during puberty!All have A cups!His mother was so scared that he took him to see a doctor in Kyoto, even though the reply was: "It is caused by excessive secretion of estrogen during puberty, and it will disappear naturally after puberty! Even so, it scared his parents half to death!"

The name White Lotus was given by his deceased grandfather. The explanation given by his father was that his favorite flower was lotus, and he hoped that he would emerge from the mud without being stained...

He once asked his father foolishly: "Daddy, are you mud?"

Then?And then... Bai Lianhua was beaten up.

Bai Lianhua felt that she no longer believed in love.The reason was that after he dragged Chu Zhongtian to the Internet cafe, his heart sank the moment he opened the forum.The entire forum homepage.Everyone is talking about Bai Lianhua.

"Thousands of people point out." In an instant, this sentence popped up in Bai Lianhua's mind.

He boarded the penguin silently and sent a message to his roommate.

"Roommate, I'm about to be sprayed into a mess, what should I do?"

It took a while for the roommate to reply to him. "Bai Lianhua, why do you still have GV in your computer?"

... G, GV? ...

Bai Lianhua was dumbfounded: "What is that?"

The roommate typed out such a line: GayVcr.

After Bai Lianhua's head froze for a while, she finally remembered... Finally remembered... There seemed to be such a thing.

That year, he was as pure and flawless as his name, which is a nice way of saying it.In that year, he was as stupid as his name, which is an ugly way of saying it.

In short, he visited D8 that year. D8 has people sending seeds everywhere, although such posts are often deleted in the next moment.As a young man in his adolescence, he left his mailbox very unkindly.

To his surprise, he received it that afternoon.When he drew the small curtains, closed the bedroom door, turned off the speaker, and clicked on the short video...he was so disgusting that he almost vomited his lunch...In short, please feel free to make up your mind!Also, the title of that film is very harmonious, the Chinese translation is called: Passion, Love One Night, S, M Carnival Club.

The reason why this video was not deleted.That's because when he turned it off abruptly, he suddenly forgot which