Manager, please "operate"

Ming.

Gu Ming, who was dancing happily, was attracted by the plate brought by Zhang Junran, quickly took the plate, grabbed a saury with one hand, and stuffed it into his mouth without any doubt.

Zhang Junran sat down on the sofa slowly, turned off the power amplifier, and heard Gu Ming cry "Wow" clearly and happily.

Gu Ming, who was choked with mustard and had tears and snot running down his nose, subconsciously wanted to spit out the saury, but Zhang Junran said coldly, "If you dare to spit it out, don't come to my house for food again."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"With a saury in his mouth, he didn't spit or vomit, just like this, Gu Ming, with tears running from the corners of his eyes and snot running down his nose, blushing, jumped up suddenly, trying to relieve the mustard belt with intermittent cramping jumps. Come the thrill.However, this method is obviously ineffective.The mustard saury was held in his mouth like this, and he continued to exert his tear-jerking skills.

It seems that the newly bought mustard sauce is very genuine.Zhang Junran nodded, expressing his sincere satisfaction with this brand of sauce.Then he pointed to the player and said, "Throw out that old disc of yours to me, and then spit out that fish after you throw it out."

Without saying a word, Gu Ming rushed over to press the player, pulled out his brand new disc, opened the door and threw the disc out.At the same time, the poor mustard saury finally landed from his mouth into the trash can at the door, and lay dead in it.

"Give me water! Water!" Gu Ming rushed to the kitchen and turned on the faucet. The cold tap water poured into his mouth, making the tip of Gu Ming's tongue numb, and finally the mustard taste disappeared.Zhang Junran still didn't forget to laugh at him: "Nowadays in an environmentally friendly society, save water, brother."

Gu Ming, who finally washed away the mustard smell, was covered in cold sweat and water, looked at Zhang Junran with infinite resentment, and sat down next to him weakly: "Why are you messing with me, you know that I will definitely cry when I eat mustard. "

"Who asked you to use our amplifier to amp that kind of crappy disc? You also know that I didn't buy this for you."

Gu Ming let out an aggrieved "Aww": "We have been brothers for so many years! I can't borrow your power amplifier to use it! I am also preparing for my performance tomorrow. Who asked you to date my male god?" Go to the bar to meet, of course I have to be prepared in this case, and make a blockbuster!"

"Pay attention to your wording, I didn't ask your male god, I just asked Pu Xin to incidentally you, and it's not that I'm going to the bar, it's Park Xin who said that your male god is working in the bar at that hour As for you, you are still a blockbuster, get the fuck out!" Zhang Junran scolded bluntly, "Don't you just want to take down that pink and purple jet-headed guy once and forge a one-night relationship? Don't act like an innocent boy .”

"Ouch~" Gu Ming, who was exposed, was not angry, let alone defended, but instead snuggled up to Zhang Junran in a shy manner, "Little Junjun, you hate it~ Don't say that about him~ He will be sad~"

"Besides," Gu Ming didn't forget to drag Zhang Junran into the water, "Don't you also have the same thoughts? Why, your taste has changed, and now you like to have sex with your subordinates?"

"I didn't want to have a relationship with him." Zhang Junran replied frankly, "I just think it's fun to tease him. Besides, the novels he wrote are very good."

"Fiction, have you read his novel?"

Zhang Junran nodded: "Yes, if he only had that pen name, I should have read them all. However, he always thought I didn't know. In fact, I saw it when he first went to work to write a novel. "

"Wow! Wow! Wow!" Gu Ming exclaimed exaggeratedly, "Your behavior is really perverted!"

Zhang Junran glanced at him: "Do you believe that I told you to pick up the saury in the trash can and eat it?"

"I was wrong!" Gu Ming immediately sat up straight, not daring to do it again.

Zhang Junran glanced at him again, and this time he said two words: "Deser." But he handed Gu Ming the remaining saury on his plate, "I'll eat it for you, this one doesn't have wasabi, You can be assured."

"Thank you, sir, for the reward!" Gu Ming took the plate, stuffed it into his mouth happily, and began to chew.

At the same time, on the other side of the city, the scene in the small rental house was completely different.

The mournful, miserable, life-worse classmate Pu lay on the bed, twisting the quilt tangled up, waiting for Yao Xiaoping, who was working the night shift at the bar, to come home.Pu, who is lonely and full of sorrow and has nowhere to confide, is mainly in the mood at this moment: God!O earth!Why was his sexual orientation so mysteriously known to Zhang Junran, and besides, he was stupid enough to agree to go out with him!

Pu Xin, who was helpless and had no means of communication, could only anxiously wait for Yao Xiaoping to come home. He lay down and waited, and waited and lay down. Half an hour later, Pu Xin fell asleep.

At the moment when Classmate Pu dreamed of how he killed Zhang Junran with his hands and cut him into pieces, Yao Xiaoping broke into the door with a bag of snacks, and there was a loud "knock" sound at the door, and Classmate Pu rolled out of bed in fright. down.Yao Xiaoping held up the midnight snack representing the victory of the nation and shouted: "Puzi! It's time to eat!"

Park Xin came to his senses, remembering that today he still bears the heavy responsibility of asking Yao Xiaoping to have a friendship with him tomorrow, and his whole body feels like he has been beaten with miserable chicken blood.He rolled quickly, rushed forward and grabbed Yao Xiaoping, and shouted at Yao Xiaoping with a tone of a hundred years of injustice: "Master Yao! You have to save me!"

Yao Xiaoping was taken aback by Pu Xin: "What's the matter? What's the matter? Who exploded your chrysanthemum while I was away?"

Pu Xin, who originally wanted to complain to Yao Xiaoping, was instantly defeated by Yao Xiaoping. He angrily let go of Yao Xiaoping's hand, and cursed: "Can you listen to me carefully!"

"Say, you talk." Yao Xiaoping quickly put down the supper in his hand, and sat down with Pu Xin, "You can talk while eating."

"You listen to me first, and I'll eat." Pu said that he pushed away the supper disheartened, but pulled it back suddenly, and exclaimed in surprise, "Dumplings from the Crystal Palace, did you buy them?" Come back, let me tell you earlier, Xiaoping, you are really kind!"

Yao Xiaoping waved his hand shyly: "Hehehe, you're welcome, it's your money anyway."

"You!" Student Park just wanted to express his anger and dissatisfaction, but sighed, silently stuffed the dumplings into his mouth, and said while eating, "We won't talk about your problem today, let's talk about it now Talk about my troubles."

While eating, he vaguely and vividly described what happened to him tonight.What Pu student said was very exciting, and the scene was extremely shocking. Yao Xiaoping seemed to be in the middle of it, seeing Zhang Junran repeatedly teasing this spitting friend in front of him, and then... very unkindly... laughed.

"Hahahahaha! Are you an idiot? How could you be played like this!" Yao Xiaoping laughed crazily while covering his stomach, "Oh my god, I'm about to laugh out my ninth pack abs."

Swallowing the last piece of dumpling, Pu Xin pushed Yao Xiaoping dissatisfiedly: "Can you take pleasure in other people's misfortune? Do you think you can stay out of it? I have promised him today that I will take them to the bar where you work tomorrow."

"Hahahaha! I can't stand it! So you are so weak!" Yao Xiaoping was still laughing.It wasn't until Park Xin wanted to give him another "punch of love", that Yao Xiaoping finally put away his smile, still clutching his stomach, and patted Park Xin's shoulder gasping.

"Don't worry, brother, I will definitely avenge you tomorrow night."

In the afternoon of the second day, the two men who settled their dinner with just two instant noodles were making final preparations for their "date" tonight.Pu student was rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for clothes, went through his few shirts and tops, but found nothing, Pu student yelled miserably: "I knew it!"

On the other side, Yao Xiaoping, who bought new clothes with Park's money, is putting on makeup for his work tonight.Yao Xiaoping's hair was changed to green with colored hairspray, and the nose of the plane became the bangs in front of his eyes. He used the same color eyeliner to draw the lower eyeliner, and all the dozen or so piercings on his ears were changed to green. A shrunken, skinny version of the Hulk.Yao Xiaoping asked, "What do you know?"

"I don't have clothes to go to the bar at all." Pu student was at a loss as to what to do with the closet, "Wear this?" Pu student held up a Superman T-shirt, which was the most suitable clothes for such occasions in his eyes.Otaku classmate Pu, since Yao Xiaoping went to the bar on the first day he worked in the bar a long time ago, Pu, who always comes home from get off work, has never been to the bar again.

"What is this?" Yao Xiaoping threw the Superman T-shirt aside, and found a white shirt and jeans from the closet, "You just wear this."

"I'm not going for an interview, what are you doing wearing this?"

"What do you know? People like you the most when you look pure..." Yao Xiaoping started to help Pu Xin put on his shirt. The button was undone at the collarbone, and Pu Xin's slender collarbone was faintly visible under the white shirt. It just revealed a little bit of spring.Yao Xiaoping helped Pu Xin tidy up his collar with satisfaction, and said slowly, "...a lascivious little man."

On the other hand, after tidying up for a few hours and buying new clothes, he finally tossed himself like a non-mainstream punk...Young man, by the way, he washed his long hair and asked a hair stylist to blow it out. Gu Ming dragged Zhang Junran contentedly Go to the door of the bar.Before entering the door, he took out the mirror and adjusted his expression for a long time, from being cute and shy to being kind and friendly, and finally decided to make himself more glamorous and noble.Zhang Junran felt a little sick to his stomach while watching: "What are you doing? Practicing singing?"

"This is my preparation before going into battle." Gu Ming rubbed his face, showing a very cold expression, "After my research, I found that people who are as good-looking as my male god must like high difficulty and deserve a challenge." type. I don’t pretend to be noble to attract him.”

"Hehe, you also know that you are pretending to be noble."

"Don't worry about the truth, Junjun~ Don't expose me today~" Gu Ming winked at Zhang Junran, "When I get my male god, I will treat you to dinner."

"Let's go, Noble and Rich Second Generation." Zhang Junran walked into the bar first, and immediately saw Park Xin lying on a round table near the bar stage with a bottle of beer, looking towards the DJ booth above the stage.

The pink-purple parrot's hair has turned green, and it looks more like a parrot than before.Zhang Junran couldn't help thinking in his heart, how could this guy have the temperament of a masculinity.

"My~de~male~God~" Gu Ming shouted and was about to run towards the DJ booth, but was grabbed by Zhang Junran: "What are you doing, don't you want to be noble and difficult to challenge? Follow me, don't drool come out."

"Ahem, yes, I almost forgot." Gu Ming quickly adjusted the expression on his face, returning to a tall, rich and handsome demeanor, and followed Zhang Junran steadily.Zhang Junran walked behind Park Xin, and patted Park Xin on the shoulder: "Where are you here?"

Pu, who was highly relaxed, "scratched" his hairs and stood upright, and instantly became highly nervous.He straightened his back and turned his neck back stiffly: "Zhang... Zhang... Manager Zhang, you... are you here?"

☆, just like seduction

Pu, who was highly relaxed, "scratched" his hairs and stood upright, and instantly became highly nervous.He straightened his back and turned his neck back stiffly: "Zhang... Zhang... Manager Zhang, you... are you here?"

Gu Ming laughed out loud: "Why does this guy look so robot-like?"

Zhang Junran ignored Gu Ming, but patted Pu Xin on the shoulder again, and sat down next to him: "Don't be nervous, relax, today is just our private gathering. Don't stick to the relationship between the boss and the subordinate, you can call me name."

Who dares to call your name!I don't want to come to this so-called private gathering with you because I'm not sticking to the relationship between my boss and my subordinates! "Hehe, hehe." Pu, who didn't know how to answer, could only smile perfunctorily, and quickly waved to Yao Xiaoping on the DJ stage, "Yao Zi, Yao Zi, come quickly."

Yao Xiaoping made an "OK" gesture and handed the earphones to the people around him.Walking off the DJ booth, he smiled at Zhang Junran: "So it's you, I've seen you before. This time I'm officially introducing, my name is Yao Xiaoping, nice to meet you."

Zhang Junran shook hands with him friendly: "My name is Zhang Junran, hello."

Gu Ming tugged at Zhang Junran's clothes behind him, conveying the cry in his heart: 【I, I, and me. 】

Zhang Junran slapped his hand off and pulled him in front of him: "This is my friend, Gu Ming."

Gu Ming quickly took advantage of the momentum and stretched out his hand: "Hello."

Yao Xiaoping looked him up and down, and his smile suddenly became ambiguous: "Hello, this friend is very handsome." [Handsome!What is a big man doing with such long hair!And this outfit, with long hair and a ripped T-shirt? T-shirts with tight fake tattoo underwear?Underwear with high-waisted pants?Sandals under the high-waisted pants?I wipe!Which planet is this magical species from! 】

Gu Ming replied modestly: "Wherever you are, you are also very handsome." [Emma!My male god praises me for being handsome!Praise me for being handsome!Praise me for being handsome!Hahahahaha!My male god looks great even with green hair! 】

Seeing that Gu Ming's saliva was about to flow out again, Zhang Junran quickly pushed Gu Ming and said in a low voice, "Go and open another table to talk slowly.

Gu Ming hurriedly asked Yao Xiaoping cheekily: "Let me invite you to have a drink."

Yao Xiaoping didn't respond yet, Park Xin was already furious beside him, just kidding, he didn't want to stay with this glasses man!Isn't this killing him? !Classmate Pu grabbed Yao Xiaoping's hand, shook his head vigorously, and shouted desperately in his heart: 【Don't go!Don't go! 】

Yao Xiaoping turned away from Pu Xin's hand, and nodded shyly at Gu Ming: "It's disrespectful, let's go."

Seeing Yao Xiaoping and Gu Ming leave their wine table holding hands, the heroic soul in Pu's heart has already floated out of his nostrils.This guy!Didn't you say you want to avenge me? !How does this look like revenge? !

Finally, only the two of them were left.Zhang Junran's evil hand once again patted the fragile classmate Pu on the shoulder.Zhang Junran whispered in his ear: "Then, let's promote the relationship between friends of the same sex now."

"Hehehehe, Manager Zhang, we really don't need to be so deliberate..."

Zhang Junran's hand just stayed on the place he just patted lightly, and repeated again: "This is not the company, call me by my name, Zhang Junran, or Junran is also fine."

Am I really going to be okay just calling you by your first name? !Won't he be found dead in the back alley of a bar tomorrow? !Although it is worthless, it is too bad to be turned into a corpse just because of a title!Besides, how can I call this kind of name! "Zhang... Zhang... Zhang..." The same word was repeated three times in Pu's mouth, and when he finally said it, it turned into a name that should not be said, "... Zhang Jun..." Finally A word was stuck in Pu's throat, but he didn't say it.

"Zhang Jun? This is a new name. I didn't expect you to like Gufeng." Zhang Junran was not angry, raised his hand and ordered a bottle of whiskey, did not mix some green tea Sprite, and directly poured a glass for Classmate Pu, "Come to the bar Don't drink beer, drink this, my treat."

Pu Xin looked at the glass of alcohol-smelling liquid in front of him in embarrassment, and shook his head instantly: "Forget it, I've never had foreign wine, it's still beer..."

"This kind of wine has low alcohol content." Zhang Junran poured himself a glass, raised his hand and drank it down. More than 50 degrees of wine slid down his throat, but the expression on Zhang Junran's face did not change at all. He looked relaxed. He raised his glass to Pu Xin, "Look, it's all right."

"But I..." Before classmate Park finished speaking, Zhang Junran had already brought Pu Xin's glass of wine to Pu Xin's mouth, and poured it directly into his mouth.

Where is the degree low! ! !As soon as the wine entered his lips, Classmate Pu felt a rush to the top of his head, and he instinctively wanted to spit it out.Zhang Junran covered his mouth, and patted him on the back "kindly" by the way.The alcohol suddenly poured into the throat and poured into the stomach, choking Park Xin so that he jumped up.

This is probably the feeling of spinning the world for a moment.Pu student only felt that stars appeared in front of his eyes, and two flying birdmen with wings were spinning above his head, playing the piano and singing loudly, "I can't afford to hurt~ I really can't afford to hurt~".In front of his eyes, Zhang Junran split from one into two, and from two into four.He rubbed his eyes, and the four Zhang Junran overlapped again, turning into a monster with four heads.

"Why do you have so many heads!" Pu student slapped those four heads hard. The first time he hit nothing, but the second time he hit one of the heads firmly. Zhang Junran screamed, Pu classmate looked at his hand with joy, "Hahahahaha! I hit a gopher!"

"No way, are you drunk?" Zhang Junran waved his hand in front of Pu Xin, showing three fingers, "How much is this?"

"I hate it!" Pu classmate once again "shyly"... slapped Zhang Junran's face with a palm, and turned his head shyly, "Why are you comparing cucumbers in front of me!"

Zhang Junran rubbed his face that was slapped for no reason, and looked at his three fingers: "My hands look like cucumbers?"

Pu Xin waved his palm at Zhang Junran again, this time Zhang Junran who was prepared finally blocked the palm and held Pu Xin up: "Is this how you are drunk?"

"I! Still! I want! Drink! Lah!" Park Xin jumped from Zhang Junran's arms like a tiger descending a hill onto the wine table, and lifted the bottle of vodka to pour it into his own mouth.

Something is wrong!He just wanted to tease Pu Xin, but he didn't want to get a drunk who needed his care!Zhang Junran quickly snatched the bottle of wine and held Pu Xin down: "Don't drink it."

"I want it! I want it!" Pu Xin frantically pulled on Zhang Junran, pulling Zhang Junran in front of him.Looking at the big glasses, Pu student frowned suddenly, "It's you, pervert, why are you here all the time, I hate you when I see you."

Pu Xin pushed Zhang Junran away, and lay down on the table seemingly very annoyed.Zhang Junran was overjoyed, why his evaluation changed from iceberg to abnormal again.He leaned in front of Park Xin: "Why do you say I'm a pervert, do you hate seeing me?"

"Who would want to see you! You have an iceberg face, and you are always dismissed, reviewed and deducted wages. Are you happy to bully us proletarians?!" Classmate Pu couldn't figure out the situation at the moment, so he cursed at Zhang Junran without hesitation, and patted Zhang Junran's face with both hands, pulling his head in front of him, "Don't think that you can be bullied just because you are a little good-looking. Man! Young master, I am not easy to mess with!"

Zhang Junran's cheeks ached when he slapped the sandwich between his palms, but he didn't pull him away, but asked, "Do I look good?"

"If you take off the glasses, they still look good." Pu classmate reached out and took off the pair of glasses that he hated so much on that face.Zhang Junran's face was directly displayed in front of him, with a slight smile, and for some reason it looked a little gentle.Classmate Pu got closer and closer, until the tips of their noses touched each other, Classmate Pu sighed.

"You look so good. Let me, I really want to take a bite."

☆, be direct

"You look so good. Let me, I really want to take a bite."

Classmate Pu's heart was beating faster.

In fact, the face in front of him was basically invisible, because it was too close, and only Zhang Junran's eyes could be seen, looking at him seriously.The person held in his palm smiled indifferently: "If you want to bite, just take a bite."

Bullying him dare not bite?hum!He is Master Park of the world!What dare not do!Pu Xin grabbed Zhang Junran's hand with a jerk, and gnawed down on that hand with his mouth wide open.

"Ah!!!" Zhang Junran, who thought Park would bite his mouth...at least his face, didn't expect Park Xin to come up with such a move, not only biting his hand but also biting extremely hard.Zhang Junran felt that his hand was about to be chewed and swallowed by Park Xin.Pu Xin, who had drunk too much, was now fantasizing that he was the king of beasts, biting the alpaca grass mud horse in front of him and eating, and he refused to let go with excessive force.Zhang Junran, who was bitten by such a thing, quickly threw Park Xin out.But Student Pu's teeth are obviously very good, no matter how hard he shakes them, he can't get rid of them.

Brute force cannot win, and Zhang Junran, who was about to lose his hands, made a desperate gamble and yelled at Park Xin: "If you don't let go, I will fire you!"

Pu Xin was like a monkey grandson who had received instructions from the Tathagata Buddha. He quickly let go, stood up straight, stared blankly at Zhang Junran, and was stunned for two seconds.Although Park was still dizzy, the person in front of him was still a monster with four heads, and he didn't recognize who the person in front of him was at all, but even though he was still drunk but his self-protection mechanism was still activated, Park answered subconsciously : "My lord, I really didn't do it on purpose, you have to believe me!"

Is this his mantra?Zhang Junran waved his hand: "It's okay." But Pu Xin, who has developed the habit of apologizing, still insisted on explaining clearly: "Really, I just drank too much! Actually, I didn't mean to bite you! Emma, ​​your hands are bleeding It's all right, I'll wrap it up for you! Why can't Emma's clothes be torn off by the waiter..."

Is Park Shin really a born chatterbox?Zhang Junran, who didn't want to listen to Park Xin's apologies all night, decisively raised the whiskey bottle, gagged Park Xin's mouth, and drank it down for him again.

This time, the impulse of the alcohol was not so strong, but his head became dizzy faster than before.Within two seconds, Student Park had recovered from his dementia. He stared blankly at Zhang Junran, opened his mouth, and said slowly, drooling, "...how come you are so good-looking..."

"Forget it, don't praise me." Zhang Junran quickly shook his head, he didn't want to be bitten again.

"It's really... very beautiful..." Classmate Park rushed to Zhang Junran with starry eyes, hugged that face and kissed Zhang Junran's lips.

Still as if he was eating something, Classmate Pu put Manager Zhang's lips in his mouth, gnawed and licked, and enjoyed Zhang Junran's lips as if tasting delicious food.Zhang Junran was stunned for a second, and then realized that this guy's drunkenness was finally in the right place, this is the orthodox "take a bite"!

Classmate Pu kissed Zhang Junran's lower face wetly without technical content. Although this was a breakthrough in physical behavior, it really didn't feel happy.Zhang Junran decided to enjoy the kiss and not just "take a bite".He hugged classmate Park's waist and pressed him on the chair, lowered his head to cover his lips again, gently sucked his lower lip, pushed his teeth away, and slid the tip of his tongue in.

Something soggy and squishy stirring in his mouth?Against his upper teeth, teasing his tongue, stirring the saliva between his lips.Classmate Pu felt very comfortable, so comfortable that he wanted to continue to have intimate contact with that thing, but the thing slipped out of his mouth and left his lips.Pu student groaned in dissatisfaction, moved his lips towards the place where the thing disappeared, wrapped his arms around Zhang Junran, and said softly, "Don't go."

It is said that after drinking, Park Xin really looks very attractive now. His hazy eyes, slightly parted lips, and his aura like spinning silk all show that this little man is crazy about drinking. Skills, kissing such a Park classmate is really in line with Zhang Junran's hunting aesthetics.Zhang Junran admitted that the reason why he couldn't help teasing Park Xin at the beginning was entirely because he had nothing to do because he had insomnia in the middle of the night and accidentally saw his novel on the Internet.The characters in it are all in line with his preferences, so he wants to know who the author is.I didn't expect that the author who didn't protect his privacy very well was actually a small employee by his side.And this little clerk still looks so cute.

Rabbits don't eat grass by the side of their nests. Zhang Junran originally only regarded Pu Xin as a way to adjust his life. It is indeed interesting to watch him blow his hair, and he did not want to develop a closer relationship with Pu Xin.However, even if it wasn't Zhang Junran's purpose today to get Pu Xin drunk and then 419 with him, but since the other party delivered it to his door like this, wouldn't it be a bit sorry for himself not to eat?

Zhang Junran was about to kiss again, but classmate Park suddenly turned his head, widened his eyes, and looked at the pair of Zhang Junran's glasses that he had placed there on the table.That pair of glasses is shining colorfully under the lights of the bar.

Pointing at the pair of glasses, Pu Xin yelled: "Pervert glasses?! Pervert!" Then he slapped the glasses and slapped them.

Something is wrong!He didn't bring a spare with him today!Zhang Junran quickly jumped over to protect the most taboo glasses.So Pu's slap hit Zhang Junran's face accurately, and there was a crisp sound of "slap".

"Hey!" Zhang Junran was slapped again, and was about to yell, but looked at Pu Xintian and laughed: "You are so weak! Hahahaha, I finally wiped you out! Go back to your glasses planet! Hahahaha Ha ha"

never mind.Zhang Junran rubbed his temples, this guy was completely dizzy, so he better leave it alone.He put on his only glasses, poured himself a glass of wine, sat on the chair, thought for a while, then frowned, and pulled the chair to the other side of the table, deciding that it would be safer to stay away from Pu Xin.

Classmate Park was still smiling proudly, Zhang Junran who hid on the other side couldn't help laughing, shook his head, and cursed softly: "Idiot."

"Idiot." Yao Xiaoping raised his wine glass and looked at Gu Ming, who was chattering in front of him and tried his best to impress him but looked like a peerless idiot, and said softly.

Gu Ming didn't hear Yao Xiaoping's evaluation of him from the bottom of his heart, and felt that Yao Xiaoping was being attracted by his incomparable masculine charm, so he kept telling cold jokes: "Once upon a time there was a man who fished him from the river. A squid, the squid let him go, the man said, then I will test you a few questions, if you answer correctly, I will let you go, the squid said..."

"Just say, you can take the test. Then that person roasted it and ate it." Yao Xiaoping cast a disgusted look at Gu Ming, "Even if you want to tell a bad joke, can you tell something new."

"Then..." Gu Ming thought for a while, then continued, "Do you believe in the end of the world? The news says that there have been sudden changes in various parts of the world recently, maybe one day..."

"The year 2012 has already passed, brother. I want to use the doomsday trick to catch Xiaobai to sleep with you. Please update the information at any time. This is not the hot thing now. If it is really the end of the world, I am already dead." Yao Xiaoping interrupted him, "It's better to die, I don't have to listen to your nonsense here."

Gu Ming, who has been chasing the invincible players all over the world in the bar, showed a rare loss. Gu Ming scratched his head: "Then... I..."

"Stop talking. I'm not here to chat with you." Yao Xiaoping put down his glass, "I'm here to ask you for news."

"News, what news?"

Yao Xiaoping waved to Gu Ming, asked him to get close to him, leaned into his ear and said to him: "That bastard manager, is he interested in our Puzi?"

"Interesting?" Gu Ming pondered for a while, shook his head, nodded again, and then shook his head again.Yao Xiaoping frowned and looked at him: "What are you doing? You have a cervical spondylosis?"

"I just want to say, I don't know if Xiao Junjun is interested in that Pu Xin. My little Junjun has always been a flower-hearted vicuna. She has always eaten the fresh and tender grass only once, and she will never be alone. Too much time wasted on him. If he was interested in that Pu Xin, he would have eaten it long ago. How could he have waited until now." Gu Ming stroked his chin like Sherlock Holmes, "But, I also find it very strange. That shameless Pu Xin, who has no figure, and looks so boring at first glance, how is it worth my little Junjun's spare no effort to tease him."

Yao Xiaoping couldn't help retching: "Can you change your name, don't you feel disgusted by a big man named Xiao Junjun?" [And your broken hair!Are you going to keep it for cosplay Sadako? ! 】

Gu Ming patted his chest proudly: "How could it be that nicknames show that we love each other! We have been good brothers for many years!"

Brother is so weird, I guess that Zhang Junran is also a bastard.I saw Zhang Junran's jealous face when he came to get the SD card from him before, and I heard Pu Zi say that he was bullied by Zhang Junran.I also wondered if Pu Zi had finally started to get lucky and met a narrow-minded man.Now it seems that the narrow-minded man is still a philandering carrot?Yao Xiaoping worried about Zhang Junran from the bottom of his heart.

Yao Xiaoping put down his wine glass and wanted to go to Pu Xin's table, but Gu Ming grabbed him: "Where are you going? We're just chatting about other people, we haven't gotten to know each other yet. You don't want to get to know me? Why don't you?" You tell me your measurements?"

Just now, Yao Xiaoping, who had just encountered a scumbag boyfriend who almost sold him to someone else, and now who doesn't want to have any physical contact with anyone, gave Gu Ming a vicious look: "Let me go."

Gu Ming, who didn't notice that the other party was angry at all, was still acting coquettishly: "No~Let's go~ Let's have a high-level internal exchange of human souls~"

Yao Xiaoping swears that now the small universe in his heart has ignited a raging flame, and he wants to slap this wonderful flower in front of him into outer space.Exterminating this guy is the last way for the world to lead to peace and beauty.He has already raised his little hand full of peace to save the world, and he is about to greet Gu Ming's face.

However, Yao Xiaoping turned his hand into a fist in the end and took it back abruptly.

How can one beat up a man with such a bright eye.Yao Xiaoping put on a beautiful smile: "You want to know my measurements?"

Gu Ming nodded desperately.The black-haired golden retriever is as excited as he has seen life's jerky.

"Besides measurements, do you want to know anything else?"

When Gu Ming nodded, his saliva was about to flow out!

"Actually," Yao Xiaoping pressed his backhand on Gu Ming's chest, and said to Gu Ming charmingly, "If you want to sleep with me, don't talk so much nonsense, we'll go directly."

☆, meager is magical

"Actually," Yao Xiaoping pressed his backhand on Gu Ming's chest, and said to Gu Ming charmingly, "If you want to sleep with me, don't talk so much nonsense, we'll go directly."

Gu Ming's hairs stood erect all over his body. He never expected that his way of hooking up with the male god 419 would be so smooth. He excitedly grabbed Yao Xiaoping's hand and said, "Go, go wherever you want!"

"There is a hotel above the bar, let's get a room." Yao Xiaoping gently led Gu Ming out of the bar, carrying a big bag in his hand, and took him upstairs.Gu Ming, who had made preparations long ago and didn't even forget his ID card, quickly opened the room, followed Yao Xiaoping in with a flushed face, and watched Yao Xiaoping lock the door with excitement.

"Baby!" Gu Ming rushed over to pick up Yao Xiaoping and was about to kiss him.Yao Xiaoping pushed him away: "What are you in a hurry for? You're not interested."

It seems that the requirements of male gods are high.Gu Ming quickly withdrew his extremely anxious face: "Hehe, no rush, I'm not in a hurry."

"You go take a shower first." Yao Xiaoping pushed Gu Ming into the bathroom, "Come out after washing, I don't want to have sex with someone who smells like alcohol."

Why did this scene sound so familiar? Gu Ming's Superman alarm system was instantly ignited, and he reacted sensitively, the male god would not want to take his clothes away and leave him here alone.Gu Ming quickly tightened Yao Xiaoping's hand