ninth tail

A cat kept circling on the table. Ji Xiao had never seen this kind of scene before. He had never raised any small animals. Now the little black cat was very irritable and gave him contemptuous squinting. What was he trying to express? I really can't understand it.

After watching it for a long time, I had to pick up my mobile phone and call Shen Yu: "Beauty, do you know cats well?"

"Why, I'm making a mask." Shen Yu's voice over there was a bit strange when he couldn't open his mouth.

"My friend's cat is in my room now, and I tied it to the table..." Ji Xiao looked at the little black cat, "Now it keeps turning around, what is it doing?"

"When did you get it back?" Shen Yu gritted her teeth and tried not to affect the mask that had just started to tighten on her face.

"I've been with it since noon. Until now, there's nothing wrong with it. I just don't eat."

"Idiot, it's going to shit! Let it out if there's no cat litter!" Shen Yu hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

Holding the phone, Ji Xiao suddenly realized, and quickly jumped up. Since seeing this little thing at noon until now, it hasn't pooped or pooped. Are you in a hurry?

"Zhaozhua, are you going to pull it?" Ji Xiao untied the rope tied to the table leg, picked it up and put it on the ground, "Then you go out and pull it, Xiaohua is pulling it in the corridor, I will help you later tidy."

It gritted its teeth and ignored the rope that was still holding it, and was about to walk out the door with its neck stuck. When it heard this, it turned its head suddenly and stared at Ji Xiao, the corridor?Walk!gallery!

Actually let it go to the toilet in the corridor?It heard it right!

"Let's go," Ji Xiao went to open the door of the dormitory, and lifted the rope, "Xiaohua always pulls in the corridor, it pulls this end, you... I will carry you to the other end."

When Ji Xiao picked up the little black cat, it struggled a lot, kicking and scratching with its four paws, which made him rush out in a hurry: "Don't push hard, baby! Squeeze out the urine and make me all over again!"

He hurriedly ran towards the corridor with the cat in his arms. When he passed the toilet, the kitten in his arms suddenly struggled again, its tail straightened, and its head slid under his arm desperately, rushing towards the toilet Keep meowing.

Ji Xiao was stunned for two seconds: "Are you... going to the toilet?"

Meow!

To go to the bathroom, of course, idiot!

Ji Xiao hesitated for a moment, and put it on the ground. After he came back from this cat to steal Xiaohua, he felt that Ding Wei's cat was indeed a bit different, maybe he had been trained to defecate in the toilet...

The little black cat rushed into the toilet as soon as its paws touched the ground, dragging the rope on the ground, Ji Xiao hurriedly followed.

After following into the toilet, he was surprised again, the little thing jumped onto the toilet, pouted his buttocks to pull, his tail stretched like a stick and pointed straight back.

Ji Xiao squatted down in front of the toilet with great interest, facing it face to face, wanting to see how the cat pulls.

It was a little depressed when it heard Ji Xiao's voice following in, and when it saw Ji Xiao squatting in front of it, it almost wanted to plunge into the toilet and die.

The toilet seat is quite slippery, and its pads are not particularly stable when stepped on it. Now, while paying attention to supporting it, it also wants to wait for Ji Xiao to walk away before continuing, making its beard tremble.

He persisted in this position for quite a while, but Ji Xiao didn't intend to go away, and smiled at it: "Constipation?"

stupid humans...

It was not in the mood to think about anything else anymore, it jumped off the toilet, ran to the door of the toilet, then straightened up, pushed the door with its front paws, and closed the door with a bounce.

Then he got in through the palm-width gap under the door.

Ji Xiao stared dumbfounded at its running movements, this kind of thing that even a dog might not even think of doing, a cat that looked only a few months old actually did it in front of his face.

"Lin Zi—" he jumped up and rushed out of the toilet and shouted downstairs, "This is a fucking cat! You have to squat to go to the toilet and close the door!"

Originally, it planned to find a chance to slip away after pooping, but the windows in the toilet were closed tightly, and the two exhaust fans were spinning vigorously, so it couldn't get out.And without waiting for it to think of another way, the fire squadron was not on duty and was just short of playing with the leaves, and several people who played with the leaves poured into the toilet and surrounded it.

It was a bit regretful that it had pulled the flush switch after pulling it just now. When these people learned that it not only closed the door and used the toilet to go to the toilet, but also flushed the water, it was about to explode.

It could only lower its head and stare at its front paws surrounded by them. The paws stretched out, retracted, stretched out again, and retracted again.

"Okay, okay," Ji Xiao finally reached out to pick it up from the ground, and walked back with his arms in his arms, "It's a cat spirit that scared you back, go play cards, Master Lin will win a pack of cigarettes for me."

The little black cat didn't know whether it was frightened or for other reasons. It kept burying its head in his arm and hiding its tail under its belly. It looked like a ball of black fluff.

After washing and entering the house, Ji Xiao closed the windows and doors, put him on the bed, and untied the rope around his neck: "Ding Xiaozhuo, you opened my eyes today... Find a place for yourself Go to sleep, I'm going to bed, I'm going to get up early tomorrow."

It sits upright on the bed, what does it mean to find a place to sleep by itself?It is not a little flower, it will not sleep on a cardboard box, nor on the ground, it wants to sleep on a bed, sleep on a bed!

Ji Xiao ignored it, started to take off his clothes, took off his shirt and started to take off his pants, and finally took off his underwear, then fell naked on the bed, picked up his phone and started playing.

It quickly turned its head, why is this person like this... It felt that its face was so burned that it was about to burn its beard.

Although they are all men, it has never seen other people's naked body, especially this person is lying beside it indifferently, of course, this is because it is a cat now...

"Do you want to sleep on the bed?" Ji Xiao played with his mobile phone for a while, and when he stretched out his hand to pull the blanket, he found the little black cat was still sitting on the edge of the bed, with his face twisted, he didn't know where to look, he reached out and pulled the little cat towards him For a moment, "How about..."

It was made unsteady by Ji Xiao's push and pull, and fell down next to Ji Xiao's waist. It was startled, pressed its paw on Ji Xiao's waist, and pushed hard, which was too embarrassing up.

"Why don't you sleep next to the pillow, I'm afraid I'll crush you into a cat cake at night." Ji Xiao looked at the little black cat who was pushing his paws with his head down, "What are you doing? Massage?"

Press your big-headed ghost's massage!It ignored Ji Xiao and continued to push with its paws, but unfortunately its body was too small and it didn't have much strength, so after pushing for a long time it only pushed itself back a bit.

"Who are you competing with?" Ji Xiao was amused, and patted the pillow with his hand, "Come here to sleep, Ding Xiaozhuo."

It doesn't accept the name that is not much better than Ding's small breasts, but now it doesn't care about objections, it quickly jumps on Ji Xiao's body, and runs towards the pillow with small steps. Ji Xiao's paws are warm and elastic skin, it bounced a little cautiously.

Ji Xiao watched the little black cat's paws fall onto his belly and chest, and felt that the little pads were soft and amusing. When it was about to jump down, he suddenly reached out and pinched the back of its neck and put it back on his own On the belly: "Run again, it's quite comfortable to press."

Neuropathy!

It stepped on Ji Xiao's stomach and jumped onto the pillow again, this time it was no longer cautious, but when it passed his chest, its hind legs suddenly stretched out its claws and kicked.

"Ah—" Ji Xiao sat up suddenly, picked it up and threw it on the pillow, "Stupid cat, don't you even close your paws..."

There was a small quilt beside Ji Xiao's bed. After it was thrown onto the pillow, it rolled over, and turned belly up into the gap between the pillow and the quilt. Well, it's not bad here, it put its paws on its own On the belly, he turned his back to the sky and closed his eyes.

After a day of tossing around, it is also tired. It needs to find a chance to sneak out tomorrow. It has to go to Lu Kuan and ask him to contact the uncle. Only the uncle can solve this kind of matter.

Something covered it, it opened its eyes, and saw Ji Xiao folded a pillow cover a few times and put it on its stomach, and then lay down with its sideways face facing it.

"Little thing, you're actually not a cat, are you?" Ji Xiao stared at it for a while, then spoke suddenly.

It was startled, but it held back and didn't move. It just hooked its tail up slightly. How could Ji Xiao say such a thing suddenly?Where did I miss something?It thought about it carefully, and felt that there was stuffing everywhere.

"I think you can understand human words," Ji Xiao rested his arms on his head, breathing lightly on its fur, a little itchy, it twisted its waist, and Ji Xiao scratched its fur with his fingers, " How did Ding Wei train you? You have to face like a human when you sleep?"

It turned its head and looked at Ji Xiao. It seemed that Ji Xiao didn't really see that it was not a cat. It seemed that it only fell asleep after talking before going to bed, which was a bit like Su Gui.

It and Su Gui spent the night together in the wild once a long time ago. That day Su Gui kept talking in a rambling manner for more than an hour before falling asleep muttering.

"I have to go to school again tomorrow when I'm free, to see if Ding Wei has gone to class." Ji Xiao pinched its paw and pressed it on the pad, and its paw stretched out and then retracted, " Shall I take you with me?"

Then you will definitely not see Ding Wei, idiot.

It closed its eyes helplessly, what should we do?

"Claw claw," Ji Xiao changed another paw and continued pinching, "Do you not like this name, then let me change it for you, can it be called meat pad, or tail, tail tail? Baba?  … ...I can't do it, I'll take advantage of someone if I'm not careful..."

It withdrew its paws, you go on, I'm asleep.It twisted its body, turned over and faced the quilt, and then clawed off its ears and hugged its head.

"Arguing with you? Go to sleep, don't pee on my bed in the middle of the night." Ji Xiao was happy, and pulled the blanket over it.

If it knew that it would be woken up like this in the middle of the night, it wouldn't sleep in Ji Xiao's room even if it was killed.

When the alarm that pierced the darkness and shredded the dream sounded in sleep, it jumped up with Ji Xiao, and jumped directly onto the quilt next to it. The fur on its body was blown into a big fur ball because of the severe fright, and it was almost Turned into a hedgehog.

It turns out that there is something in this world that is more soul-stirring than a mobile phone alarm!

The speed at which Ji Xiao puts on clothes also surprises him, much faster than when he took them off. It feels like a dozen seconds from the time he puts on his underwear to the time he puts on a suit of clothes. He rushed out of the dormitory door without looking back.

Then he heard Lin Zi's dormitory door knocking, and he also ran out.

fire alarm?It finally came to its senses, jumped off the bed directly from the quilt, and ran to the door, Xiao Hua was also curled up in the cardboard box with all its fur, it saw Ji Xiao and Lin Zi slide down the water pipe in the corridor.

When Ji Xiao slid down, he glanced this way, and saw the little black cat poking his head at the door, he didn't bother to close the door when he came out, this guy won't slip away...

It looked at Ji Xiao, and before it could see clearly, Ji Xiao had already slid down.

It suddenly felt a little uneasy, and this feeling of uneasiness had already appeared since it was frightened to wake up, but it couldn't figure out what the source was.It quickly ran to the water pipe, pouted its buttocks and looked down. This is a hole leading to the first floor, and people can be seen moving below. It is not a meddling cat, but its senses are very sensitive. It will feel uneasy, it must have something to happen, if something happens to Ji Xiao...

It jumped down from that hole, and hit the water pipe for a while because it didn't have a good balance, but when it fell to the bottom, no one noticed it.

After it landed, it licked its knocked back, and crouched in the corner looking for Ji Xiao's figure.

Although Ji Xiao is annoying and wordy, he is a good person.

The people below had already put on protective clothing and ran out of the passage. It found Ji Xiao among a group of people dressed the same. When Ji Xiao jumped onto the fire truck, it was a little surprised. It turned out that this person can be so agile and agile. brisk movement.

It ran along the wall, jumped onto the car that Ji Xiao was on, and lay down on a crossbar at the rear of the car. It wanted to follow Ji Xiao.

When the car started, the horizontal bar shook violently, and before it could find a proper posture, it fell off the car.

asshole!

It rolled on the ground twice before jumping up, what a broken car!

The fire truck rushed out of the garage, and the feeling of unease grew stronger. It flicked its ears and chased after the car.

It rarely runs like this, it can only maintain this speed for a short time, and because of the high speed, it will be very tired, but it has to catch up with this car, and it doesn't want Ji Xiao to have an accident.

It popped out like a little black arrow, every time its paws hit the ground, it bounced powerfully, and leaped a long distance in the air, but if it couldn't jump back on the bar within 1 minute , it can't move...