After pretending to be stupid, I cheated [Transmigration Book]

The three walked out of the bar one after the other.

Xiao Mu hadn't left yet, stumbling on his feet, leaning against a big tree to smoke, chatting with a few friends.

"Damn it, why haven't they left yet?" Fang Zeyu cursed in a low voice.

Xiao Mu greeted Xie Yan first.

Xie Yan nodded, and got into a black car on the side of the road first, and gave Fang Zeyu a meaningful look before closing the door.

Fang Zeyu received his brother's gaze, sighed sadly, and took Shen Guangluo's arm: "Don't look, you belong to me tonight."

Xiao Mu threw away the cigarette butt, and walked in front of Fang Zeyu.

Fang Zeyu said in a bad tone: "Why haven't you come home yet?"

"What's your attitude, our two families are on the way, I'm waiting for you."

Xiao Mu and Fang Zeyu talked, but looked at Shen Guangluo and said: "You really want to bring Young Master Shen home tonight."

"Otherwise, is it possible for us to make him run away with the things we want to bring home?"

Fang Zeyu rolled his eyes, grabbed Shen Guangluo, and walked towards a very yellow sports car on the side of the road.

Shen Guangluo took two steps and suddenly stopped moving, turning his face to look at Fang Zeyu.

Fang Zeyu felt a little uncomfortable being looked at, he said, "What are you doing?"

Fang Zeyu thought to himself at the time, if Shen Guangluo, a fool, dared to say any nonsense about going home with Xie Yan here, he would just cover Shen Guangluo's mouth and die here.

Who knew that Shen Guangluo whispered: "Drunk driving, you can't drive."

"Drunk driving? You're an idiot who still knows how to drink and drive, hahahahaha." Fang Zeyu put one hand in his pocket, resting his head on Shen Guangluo's shoulder, laughing presumptuously.

drop

A horn honked from Xie Yan's car across the road.

Fang Zeyu suddenly put away the smile on his face, stretched out his hand and slapped himself: "I'm so cheap!"

He straightened up from Shen Guangluo, forcibly carried Shen Guangluo to the front of the sports car, then pushed him to the passenger seat, and said through gritted teeth, "I haven't drunk a single drink today, you can sit at ease."

After placing Shen Guangluo, Fang Zeyu looked back at Xie Yan's car with a guilty conscience.

Watching Xie Yan's car enter the main road and drive away, Fang Zeyu took a breath and relaxed his shoulders.

He turned around and quarreled with Xiao Mu again, the two chattered like two parrots clamoring for food.

very noisy.

Shen Guangluo leaned against the car door, rubbed his ears impatiently, his eyes followed Xie Yan's car and disappeared from sight.

He smiled.

Xie Yan is like this.

He has always been ashamed to appear with Shen Guangluo.

No one would think much about letting Shen Guang sit in his car.

After all, everyone knows that the probability of Xie Yan falling in love with Shen Guangluo is equal to that of an ant swallowing an elephant.

Is zero.

But even so, Xie Yan still wouldn't build a car with him.

Fang Zeyu slammed the door and sat in the driver's seat, still cursing, even turning the key of the engine so hard that he almost broke it.

I don't know what Xiao Mu said in a low voice standing outside the door, Fang Zeyu opened the car window again, stretched out his furry head and yelled a few words, like a cat whose hair has exploded.

Xiao Mu wasn't angry either, he stepped back repeatedly and said: "It's okay, it's my fault that I didn't remind you, it's all my fault, let your brother kill me directly and take the blame for you."

"That's right! You're an idiot, you'll always be an afterthought, and it's useless at critical times." Fang Zeyu stretched his neck and scolded.

Xiao Mu gave way to Fang Zeyu, not wanting to talk to him, waved his hand as an admission of defeat, turned around and sat in a black sports car behind.

I don't know where Xiao Mu provoked Fang Zeyu, Fang Zeyu sat in the driver's seat, turned his head and glared at Shen Guangluo, his cheeks were puffed up with anger, and he kicked the accelerator and rushed out.

Shen Guangluo leaned against the back of the chair, with his hands drooping by the window, and watched him speeding like a plane, until he entered the main road and the traffic jam was like a sieve, and Fang Zeyu stopped.

The car stopped and went, and it took almost 10 or [-] minutes to arrive at the parking lot downstairs of Fang Zeyu's house.

Fang Zeyu parked the car, lit a cigarette and took a slow puff. When his anger subsided, he was not in a hurry to get out of the car, but turned sideways to stare at Shen Guangluo with hooked eyes.

Shen Guangluo moved back uncomfortably.

Suddenly Fang Zeyu stretched out his hand and caught Shen Guangluo's chin. While smoking a cigarette, he narrowed his eyes and looked at Shen Guangluo and said, "Shen Guangluo, you really have some skills."

The smoke diffused in the car and entered Shen Guangluo's nostrils. Although it wasn't unpleasant, it was extremely choking.

Shen Guangluo frowned, not understanding what he meant.

Fang Zeyu also made it clear that he took a closer look at Shen Guangluo and said, "Not to mention, you are really good-looking, no wonder the two are rushing to sleep with you."

After smoking a cigarette, he lowered his head and put the cigarette out in the ashtray, and continued: "It's just that you can never surpass Su Shao in your life, do you know why? Shen Guangluo."

Shen Guangluo shook his head, broke free from Fang Zeyu's palm, and did not speak.

Because he was afraid that when he opened his mouth to speak, he would utter swear words.

To avoid this reason, the best way is not to say a word.

"Actually, there is no reason why my brother doesn't like you and whether you are a fool or not." Fang Zeyu raised his eyebrows and paused deliberately after saying this.

Sure enough, he saw a trace of surprise flashing in Shen Guangluo's eyes, and then he looked at him very seriously, waiting for his next sentence.

Fang Zeyu said that Xie Yan didn't like him, and it had nothing to do with whether he was a fool or not.

Fang Zeyu didn't explain it thoroughly, but Shen Guangluo understood it almost instantly.

It means that as long as Xie Yan likes someone, it doesn't matter even if that person is a fool.

In the same way, Xie Yan didn't like Shen Guangluo, even if Shen Guangluo wasn't a fool, he wouldn't like it either.

It is very similar to Xie Yan's style.

Sometimes Shen Guangluo can't guess Xie Yan's heart, just like he doesn't understand, he has never done anything sorry to Xie Yan, the two still have many years of friendship, even if there is no love, there should be some family affection, even Friendship, why did Xie Yan hate him so much.

Then he figured it out.

Xie Yan is a lunatic, he loves someone to the extreme, and hates someone to the extreme.

No reason is required.

Shen Guangluo came to this conclusion in the shortest possible time, then pursed his lips, quietly waiting for Fang Zeyu's next sentence.

"Because..." Fang Zeyu leaned closer, his mouth pressed against Shen Guangluo's ear, and the smell of men's perfume on his body rushed to his face. He whispered, "You are not as good-looking as Su Shao, puff haha Ha ha ha ha."

Shen Guangluo: "..."

Sure enough, he and his brothers belonged to the same family.

Although the two have different personalities, they both enjoy satirizing and humiliating Shen Guangluo.

Fang Zeyu is also a talkative master, he continued: "Shen Guangluo, do you know why I brought you to my house?"

Shen Guangluo didn't even look at him this time.

Sure enough, he didn't hear Shen Guangluo's answer, so Fang Zeyu began to ask and answer by himself.

He put his hand on Shen Guangluo's shoulder, and said in an ambiguous voice, "Because I also want to taste what you smell like."

Nonsense.

Shen Guangluo looked back at him with a calm expression.

He knew Fang Zeyu wouldn't do it, and he didn't dare.

No matter how much Xie Yan hates Shen Guangluo, he is Xie Yan's man, as long as there is such a relationship, Fang Zeyu will not dare to touch him.

The reason why Fang Zeyu took himself to his house first was very simple, that is, his best friends came home and dropped in with him.

In order to complete the panic in the bar, they had to see him bring Shen Guangluo home.

"How is it? Are you afraid that I will eat you?" Fang Zeyu had a smirk on his face and his voice was low.

Seeing that Shen Guangluo seemed too scared to speak anymore, he picked Shen Guangluo's chin in a good mood and said, "You're kidding! I'm not interested in fools. Let's go! I'll take you home now."

Shen Guangluo: "..."

retarded.

After going around in a big circle, Shen Guangluo didn't return home until midnight. Fang Zeyu had something to say to Xie Yan, so he followed him into the house.

Xie Yan was sitting on the sofa watching TV. The economic English channel was playing on the TV. The hostess was pointing at the stock market data analysis. The volume of the TV was turned on very low, and the series of numbers on the screen made the eyes dazzled.

He tactfully walked up the steps and planned to go back to his room.

"Why did you go out tonight?" Xie Yan's voice came from behind.

Shen Guangluo stopped on the spot, turned around, and explained to Xie Yan with red eyes: "Because... I heard Uncle Liu said that you were at the Yunjiang Hotel, and I wanted to go to the banquet with my brother, so I went out with you." , and then my brother couldn't find it..."

"Sure enough, he's an idiot. He could lose track of everyone." Fang Zeyu sat on the sofa, crossed his arms and sneered.

"Why did you follow me into the bar?" Xie Yan ignored Fang Zeyu, staring at Shen Guangluo with pure black eyes, as if looking into his heart through his skin.

"Bar? I don't know about bars... I just walked into a very dark place and was grabbed by a guy..."

Shen Guangluo was a little nervous when facing Xie Yan's gaze. He clenched his fingers into a fist, but his expression remained the same on the surface. As he talked, he seemed to recall the horror at that time. His body shook violently, and his weakened figure was like a piece of paper. It can fly away with one blow.

"Oh, by the way, Chen Liangjie seems to have caught him in the dark alley at the back door of the bar." Fang Zeyu took the opportunity to interject, unconsciously excused Shen Guangluo.

Xie Yan nodded and did not continue to ask.

He believed Shen Guangluo's explanation.

The bar was only 500 meters away from the hotel where the dinner was held, and the traffic was congested. It was normal for Shen Guangluo to lose someone in a taxi.

Seeing that Xie Yan did not continue to speak, Shen Guangluo was about to turn around and go upstairs when Xie Yan's voice floated over again.

"There is a white bag at the door of your room, which contains detumescence spray, remember to spray it on your face after taking a shower." Xie Yan said softly.

Then Xie Yan saw Shen Guanglu stunned for a moment, and slowly raised his eyes to look back at him, the dark eyes began to glow again, like a small flame lit in the dark night, shaking and shaking, quite A trend that is getting brighter and brighter.

Perhaps it was Xie Yan's rare gentleness that surprised people, even Fang Zeyu next to him was dumbfounded, and asked in a low voice: "Brother, have you bought medicine for Shen Guangluo?"

Xie Yan sat up, took a sip of the tea on the coffee table slowly, and said with a smile: "How is it possible, Lao Liu bought it for him."

Swish.

The flames went out.

Shen Guangluo bit his lip and looked at Xie Yan more, then turned and went back to the room, he changed the dirty clothes, took a shower, he didn't bother to use the spray on the bedside, he lay on the bed and turned on the phone , found that Xiao Qi did not send him a WeChat message.

Shen Guangluo sent the message "I'm home" first.

Then he fell asleep without even turning off the screen.

He was exhausted physically and mentally all day, because he was too tired. Once he relaxed, he fell into a deep sleep. When he woke up again, he was woken up by Xiaoju's cry. Shen Guangluo muttered impatiently: " Stop making noise."

Then she turned over and wanted to continue sleeping, but Xiaoju just yelled unwillingly, and the location of the yelling moved from the end of the bed to the head of the bed.

Sullenly, he sat up suddenly, turned on the bedside lamp, and said to Xiaoju: "If you call me again, I will make you a father-in-law!"

Xiaoju was not afraid of Shen Guangluo, it ran to its own plate and yelled at Shen Guangluo twice.

Shen Guangluo looked at the empty dinner plate and understood what Xiaoju meant.

There is no food.

It is protesting.

Shen Guangluo lit up his phone and took a look: "It's only three o'clock in the morning, you really are an orange cat, begging for food in the middle of the night, you are not afraid of getting fat to death."

While cursing, Shen Guangluo turned over and got off the bed, picking up Xiaoju's dinner plate.

He put Xiaoju's cat food next to the refrigerator in the kitchen.

Shen Guang descended to the first floor, and found that the door of Xie Yan's study room was still lit with yellow light.

There were faint voices of conversation in the room.

Shen Guangluo yawned, thinking that being a businessman is really hard work, staying awake in the middle of the night and still talking about things.

It is difficult to make money.

Shen Guangluo was not interested in their conversation, turned around and walked into the kitchen, but suddenly heard the voice inside the door a degree higher, piercing into Shen Guangluo's ear through the wooden door.

"Brother! You don't really fall in love with Shen Guangluo, do you?"