The master sells so cute

Going to a funeral?

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at him.

Aunt Zhang pinched her apron and became at a loss. She realized that Rong Xuan's complexion was not because of malnutrition, but because of her mood. Although it was not intentional, she did expose Rong Xuan's scars.In her heart, her family, Xuanzi, is naturally very good. The only pity is that she has a mocking face and a pair of upturned eyes. In the past, he could attract countless hatred points, which caused him to have few friends since he was a child. Therefore, one of the poor friends who had few friends died suddenly. This must be a very big blow to Rongxuan.

Aunt Zhang suddenly felt sad like a river flowing against her.

But Lu Zhu looked at Rongxuan very angry. When he went to the funeral at this time, he had to connect this incident with his own death, so that at this moment his mind was full of: Auntie, how short of money are you? , In order to get gifts from the dead, even junior high school students are not spared!

No wonder with her stingy personality, she was willing to spend thousands of dollars to buy him a good coffin. The relationship was just for appearance, Lu Zhu wished she could cheat the corpse immediately, and tell her aunt that the money of the dead cannot be earned!I am so sad, Lu Zhu thought desperately, I am afraid that everyone who can be contacted at this moment, from college classmates to elementary school classmates, already know the news that he died playing games all night in front of the computer...

Lu Zhu automatically imagined the following scene:

Classmate A: xxx, I heard that Lu Zhu played himself to death in front of the computer.

Classmate B: You are worthy of being the king of dolls in my generation. On behalf of all the dots, I would like to express my deep respect!

Classmate C: X Nan D Si sent a congratulatory message.

Therefore, you need to be cautious all night, and computer enthusiasts are requested to arrange their online time reasonably.

This is the so-called life like a feather, death like Mount Tai...

Sister!Don't bring such a playful person!How should I tell you the truth about my death.Lu Zhu burst into tears.

Thoughts always move faster than time. Here, a person and a beast are thinking a thousand times, but Rong Xuan just changed into the leather shoes that went out, and glanced at the puppy squatting on the ground staring at him in a daze. Aunt Zhang said: "Aunt Zhang, I'm going out, so please take care of this puppy first."

Aunt Zhang hurriedly responded: "Okay, okay, pay attention to safety on the road."

Rong Xuan's gloomy face finally disappeared behind the door.Only then did Aunt Zhang feel that the atmosphere was not so depressing, and sighed, she squatted down her chubby body, touched Lu Zhu's head, and sighed: "Puppy, be good, and I will make Xuanzai happy in the future." ?"

Lu Zhu shook his head and shook off her hand, aunt, everything is negotiable, except this!

Aunt Zhang, who was swept away by the puppy, didn't take it seriously, and got up to clean up the dishes.

Lu Zhu also took the time to go to the toilet, his shrinking body was troublesome, and he had to go to the toilet n times a day.

After washing the dishes, Aunt Zhang took the broom and prepared to sweep the house again.Rong Xuan has a cleanliness disorder, and he doesn't like strangers stepping into his territory, so he cleans the house by himself most of the time, usually the house is spotless, but the cleaning has been neglected recently, and the floor seems to have a little trace , There was a lot of soot in the room. Aunt Zhang felt that she had nothing to do anyway, so she might as well clean the house.

Aunt Zhang first scanned the bedroom and study room, and when she arrived at the living room, she found the little milk dog running around the house, looking at every room, as if inspecting her new territory.Aunt Zhang said "Oops", only to realize that she forgot about it. What will the dog do after inspecting the territory?Of course, pissing everywhere to make marks and swear ownership.

Is this still available?

In order to avoid being baptized by dog ​​urine at home, Aunt Zhang hurriedly put down the broom and slowly approached the milk dog, with an amiable expression on her face, coaxingly said: "little dog, come here, there are bones to eat .”

Lu Zhu lowered his eyes to look at her: "..."

Do you really think I'm a dog?Such a low-level deception, I will believe it?You are so naive, Mom!

Without hesitation, Lu Zhu stomped and jumped under the sofa, wanting to put me in the box?dream!

Aunt Zhang: "..."

Obviously she is so full of kindness, why doesn't the puppy fall for it?Aunt Zhang felt very hurt.

Cleaning up the glass heart that was hurt by the small animal, Aunt Zhang scooped up a piece of ham sausage, squatted in front of the sofa and continued coaxing: "Puppy dog, come out quickly, Auntie will give you ham sausage."

Oh oh oh, believe in you, there are ghosts!Lu Zhu nestled under the sofa, not moving a bit, not to mention that he is not a dog, even if he is a dog, he would not be so foolish as to sell himself for a piece of ham when he was full, would he?It's not meat and bones!

Eh... something seems wrong?

While talking about coaxing the puppy, Aunt Zhang bent her head to look under the sofa. Naturally, her waist was sore, and Lu Zhu did not come out.In the end, I had no choice but to give up, thinking about mopping the floor twice more. Hey, it really is troublesome to have a dog or something.

Aunt Zhang can already foresee the smell of dog urine at home, and she doesn’t know what’s wrong with Rongxuan, who actually has a dog. Based on her years of experience in watching various dramas, only lonely men keep dogs. Thinking about it this way, Aunt Zhang He was so sad again, so the resentment towards Lu Zhu dissipated. If it was dirty, it would be dirty. At least he could be with Xuanzai. So, without Lu Zhu knowing it, he escaped the common treatment of dogs. - "The Baptism of the Broom".

After deciding not to do any useless work, Aunt Zhang quickly cleaned the house.

Lu Zhu hid under the sofa, making sure that Aunt Zhang really didn't want to deal with him anymore, so he lay down on the ground and fell asleep snoringly, hey, life like a dog, sleep when you're full, eat when you're full, How can you be so happy?

Lu Zhu felt that humanity was drifting away from him.

Sleep till noon.

The food that Aunt Zhang prepared for Lu Zhu was still powdered milk and ham, while her own lunch was a bowl of stir-fried pork slices with green vegetables, Lu Zhu’s eyes were about to glow green, green vegetables, green vegetables!For the first time in his life, Lu Zhu discovered that he loves vegetables so much, but unfortunately...

Aunt Zhang, who couldn't receive Lu Zhu's eager eyes at all, quickly put a whole plate of stir-fried meat with vegetables into her stomach, and then packed up the dishes.Lu Zhu had no choice but to eat his own ham. Ham sausage, no matter how delicious it is, it’s good to eat it once or twice. If you eat too much, you will get tired of it, let alone as a staple food. As for milk powder, there are already many weaned It's been a year, and I don't want to drink at all!

Thinking that he might have to keep company with dog food in the future, Lu Zhu regained some of his lost humanity. If he had known that he would pretend to be a cat, he could often eat fish.

Thinking about these miscellaneous things, Lu Zhu licked his tongue and found that he had licked it empty, and at the same time, he found that his four feet were suspended in the air.

Twirling the ignorant little milk dog, Aunt Zhang smiled so much that her face turned into a chrysanthemum, and said triumphantly, "Haha, you can't escape my palm!"

Lu Zhu: "..." Tuyan, sneak attack or something, too bad!

Aunt Zhang, who didn't feel ashamed of the sneak attack at all, quickly put the puppy in the box, then twisted the bag and changed the shoes, and waved at the puppy on the storage cabinet: "Auntie is going to play mahjong, the puppy is at home obediently." Wait for me to come back."

Lu Zhu returned with angry eyes and the best wishes of "I must lose".

With a bang, the door was brutally closed.

After waiting for a few minutes, Lu Zhu nimbly jumped out of the box, stupid aunt, do you really think that a small box can trap this alien beast? ——However, after looking at the distance from the ground on the glove cabinet, Lu Zhu knelt down. You won, aunt. Even if you have the "extraordinary jumping ability" of alien stunts, you can't overcome your fear of heights...

Shrugging his head, Lu Zhu jumped back into the box, lying on his back with all four feet in the sky, what a life like a dog!I'm going to sleep and throw up, is there any wood?

When I close my eyes, I panic.Really unable to sleep, Lu Zhu tried his best to exercise his sluggish brain.

First of all, he broke away from the identity of a human and became an unknown alien creature, so, work, mortgage, marriage, and children can be sidelined, and there is no pressure.

Then, although the two-dimensional product of petting value made him feel pained, in order to be human again, he must find a way to find someone to act cute, with the goal: not to let any girl go!

Next, although he is currently living in Rongxuan's house, he must be prepared to escape at all times, and he must find a new owner who is a "good girl, cute girl, rich girl", so that he can have meat for every meal.

Finally, revel, my sworn enemy!

Wahahahahaha~~~~~~

Thinking about it this way, it seems that life is not bad now?It's much better than when I was a human being!Too excited, Lu Zhu suddenly felt itchy teeth and paws, and urgently needed to do something bad. Of course, this was not an attack of his gene destruction, but his teeth were growing, as if there were ants crawling on the gums. No wonder Kittens and puppies like to bite shoes so much.

Lu Zhu resolutely blacklisted "shoe biting". It's better not to do this kind of thing that hurts both sides.

After recalling the "four life goals" again and making sure that nothing was missing, Lu Zhu flashed out five shiny black claws on his right paw, and with a sound of "swipe", left five paws on the paper wall of the box. A shallow paw print, in order to destroy the great cause, began to sharpen the paws!

I grab, I grab, I grab!One side of the box is scratched through, change the other side, grab it!It has been scratched on all sides, so what to grab?Grab the towel!Oops, it's quite elastic, and the claws are hooked!Aww, bite it off, and keep grabbing!Catch, catch, catch!How can I be so happy?Lu Zhu hugged his face and was intoxicated!

When Rongxuan opened the door of his house, he saw a black butt poking out of a cardboard box on the storage cabinet. The puppy he brought back yesterday was ecstatically scratching the white towel that was placed in the box. The towels were all scratched into threads, and all the places within the box's field of view were covered with paw prints.

Lu Zhu, who was half a beat slow in reacting, noticed the movement and looked back, immediately withdrew his paws, sat in the box, raised his ears and opened his eyes wide to meet Rong Xuan's gaze, then tilted his head and blinked his eyes wide, looking It's so silly and cute.

Rong Xuan: "..."

"You." After being defeated by this stupid dog, Rong Xuan sighed, not knowing who to lose his temper with, he closed the door and changed his shoes, passed under Lu Zhu's ribs, and grabbed the little milk dog with one hand, Lying on his side on the sofa, he put the puppy on his neck. He was not afraid that the puppy would bite him, so he closed his eyes.

Looking at the white neck in front of him, Lu Zhu had the urge to take a bite. He probably drank alcohol, and there was a faint smell of alcohol on his body, mixed with the faint smell of smoke, forming a unique smell on a man. , Lu Zhu looked down and saw another small white flower on his chest.

"Don't make trouble, let me lie down for a while." The puppy's turned head rubbed against the neck, and the burrs were prickly. Rong Xuan pushed it away a little, but his eyelids didn't open. He looked really tired.

Pushed so that he staggered and nearly rolled off the sofa, Lu Zhu bared his teeth at Rongxuan angrily, biting you to death!

Rong Xuan just closed his eyes tightly, as if he was asleep, and his long and straight eyelashes covered the black and blue marks under his eyes.

In the end, Lu Zhu rolled himself into a ball, closed his eyes and meditated beside him, forget it, for the sake of your participation in my funeral, I won't bother you today.

I'm so sad, I don't know how many people attended my funeral?

Auntie, you are going to have nightmares tonight!

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The author has something to say: Pets are really likable and painful!Mourning my n pairs of shoes...