The master sells so cute

This cold war finally came to an end at the cost of Lu Zhu going crazy and breaking a leg.

About that day, Lu Zhu can't remember at all, who didn't suddenly fall into the second grade?So, forget about the stupid things you did when you were possessed by two-dimensional unknown creatures-_-||!

However, this incident also made Lu Zhu deeply aware of the various inconveniences of being a non-human being. In order to be able to control his life as soon as possible and escape Rong Xuan's clutches, he began to have a strong urge to turn back into a human.

But this is not something he can change if he wants to, he needs to absorb enough - pet!like!value!

Two-dimensional to die for!

For pets, what is the value of petting?Of course it's cute!

But... how to sell this cutie?Although he really thought about trying to show off his cuteness without letting any girl go, in fact, he didn't know how to implement it at all.Based on Lu Zhu’s many years of experience, usually when he or others say something cute about someone, the inner monologue goes something like this: a, idiot, seeing the stupid things you do makes me laugh so hard! b. Such a lack of things is beyond the capabilities of ordinary people, and human beings can no longer stop you from acting stupid.

Of course, there are also those who simply think they are cute, such as cute little animals, which will be called cute, but most of them are accompanied by various stupid actions while being cute. A puppy that doesn't move makes people feel cute.

So, to be cute is to be stupid.

↑This is the conclusion Lu Zhu came to after thinking about it.

Fight for love and justice!It's a pity that he can't speak, otherwise he can try to see if such a slogan can make Rongxuan give him some pet value, although the possibility of being shot to death will be higher!

Now that we have the direction, we will come to the specific implementation plan. After Lu Zhu summed up the many stupid videos of pets sold on the Internet, he found that most of them are doing the same thing, that is - all kinds of throwing!

This is so easy!

Rongxuan soon discovered that the stupid dog in his family who seemed to be suffering from ADHD, which had settled down because of a broken leg, started doing stupid things again.

It rolls on the ground holding its broken leg all day long...

Regarding this, Rong Xuan could only understand it as: probably because it suddenly lost a leg, it was a little unaccustomed to it, so it couldn't even walk anymore.

So, after just a few glances, Rong Xuan didn't care about it anymore. Anyway, the broken leg was cast in plaster, and he was not afraid that it would affect the healing of the wound. Even if it accidentally broke his other legs again, Rong Xuan He doesn't care, he's raising it anyway, and he doesn't mind raising a dog with four broken legs.

Being stupid was ignored, which made Lu Zhu very painful. He racked his brains for various flops and self-torture every day. In the end, not only did he not get Rong Xuan's love value, he even didn't even look at him!He acts cute to his enemies regardless of previous suspicions, is it easy for him?I'm so tired, I can't sell it anymore!

But is Lu Zhu so easily defeated?Of course not, after being tired for two days, Lu Zhu started acting stupid again.

He started trying to walk on two hind paws, then knocked himself out.Yes, it's still a fall, he firmly believes that only if you fall will you win!But compared to the previous flops, this time it was a technical flop without any fakes, and my forehead was knocked out.

But the result was very unsatisfactory, Rong Xuan still didn't have much reaction, although he would look at him more, but still didn't give him any pet value.

This is a man with a heart of stone!After the cold war, Rongxuan stopped paying so much attention to Lu Zhu. Although he still took great care of him, bathed and fed him on time every day, and occasionally combed his hair and scratched it, but the feeling was different. He didn't treat him badly, just less. something happened.

Lu Zhu was a very sensitive person, but he couldn't think of the reason for this change, he could only classify it as Rong Xuan was still holding grudges, he beat him, slept on his bed, and bit him.

He really is a stingy man!

Lu Zhu remembered the time when he had a falling out with Rongxuan at the university, his goddess of flowers from the Chinese department ran to their dormitory to find Rongxuan, and Rongxuan was not there at that time, so he lied, in order to leave the goddess To make a good impression, he lied that Rongxuan's bed was his bed, and he was indeed praised by the goddess, and said a lot of things like "I can't see your bed being so tidy", well, this is a bit hurtful, But it was also praised by the goddess, right?

Lu Zhu didn't think he had gone too far. He was a brother, so he should have stabbed himself twice when his brother was chasing a woman, and then let his brother step on his dead body to take the position.If it was him himself, if Rong Xuan wanted to chase someone, he would definitely stab himself countless times, just to set off Rong Xuan.This is the real man, the real brother.

Don't say you don't want such a brother!

But when Rongxuan returned to the dormitory, he immediately cast a cold face.He sent the goddess away with a few words, then put away his bedding and frantically washed it. In order to prove that the bed was his own, Lu Zhu sat on it for a while. When Rongxuan came back, he was sitting on the bed. Rongxuan chatted with the goddess on the bed.

This made Lu Zhu feel very hurt, didn't he just hook up with a girl who admired him, and he didn't like that girl, didn't he just sit on his bed for a while, he just took a shower, he needs to be afraid of infection Like a virus, wash the quilt ten or eight times?

After that incident, Lu Zhu couldn't lose face, so he never talked to Rong Xuan again. Rong Xuan didn't know why, and ignored Lu Zhu for a long time.Slowly, the two of them turned into passers-by completely. Later, a buddy in the dormitory treated guests to a group supper. Because he was drunk, Lu Zhu also forgot how he fought with Rong Xuan. Bleeding from the fight, and after that, I hated seeing each other even more.

In fact, Lu Zhu hadn't figured it out all along. He was disgusted and thought it was normal for him to be injured, but Rong Xuan was just sitting on the bed. Do you need to show him face like this?It's been several years!He didn't do anything to offend him, didn't he just tell a lie...

This is enough to show how stingy this man is!No wonder I haven't been able to find a girlfriend!He estimated that he would have to brush his teeth a hundred times to kiss someone. Whoever can bear such a boyfriend is really stunning!

Well, Lu Zhu admitted that he was too bored, so he complained about Rongxuan, but besides complaining, what else could he do?You can't afford to hurt a dog with a broken leg! =.= It seems that there is something very strange mixed in?

Lu Zhu is a persevering person. From the time when he was in junior high school, he rang the class bell for two consecutive years before entering the classroom. It can be seen that when he decides to do something, he will definitely follow through to the end.

Being stupid is not taken seriously, stick to it!

I'm dizzy, hold on!

Broke my leg - → I really can't hold on to this!

Lu Zhu was sent to the pet hospital again with "Aww~~Aww~~", he successfully broke his leg playing with it.

After being washed away by the nurse's sharp condemning eyes again, Rong Xuan finally couldn't help but said: "This time it's not me, it broke it by itself."

"Then it's really careless!" The nurse smiled, obviously not believing it very much. You said, how could a dog break his own leg when he clearly broke his leg?Are there such stupid dogs in this world?Do you believe it?Anyway, I don't believe it.

As the person involved, Lu Zhu closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

The veterinarian helped him remove the plaster cast, and then put him back in a plaster cast. The metacarpal bone was broken last time, but this time it was the shoulder joint. The doctor told Rongxuan cruelly: "Its leg may not be law restored."

So, it might become a lame dog.

Faced with many condemning eyes, Rong Xuan poked Lu Zhu's head, and said helplessly, "Can't you be more peaceful?"

At the same time, Lu Zhu received the long-lost love value.

Fell, I can't live this day!

Lu Zhu wept bitterly.