The Invincible East is as safe as flowing water

1 Dongfang Unbeaten has become smaller

It is said that one day, the little bun Siyuan picked up a little baby, yo, that little baby is so beautiful, the hair is as black as ebony, the skin is as white as snow, and the lips are as red as blood.Xiao Baozi took the baby back home.Father Ying looked at his son's cute and pitiful eyes, gritted his teeth and said, okay, let's raise him.There was a note in the baby's swaddle, and on the note was the baby's name, which was Dongfang Bubai. This is really a strange name, right?

In other words, this little Dongfang brand baby is very good most of the time, it will moan twice when it is hungry, and it will moan twice when it wants to poop.The only thing is, this Dongfang brand baby is the most clingy to Ying's father, and will cry when he can't see Ying's father.However, Ying's father is both a father and a mother, and he is very busy most of the time, so the little Dongfang brand is crying, crying, crying most of the time.Little Baozi Siyuan was hiding in the corner biting his handkerchief, woo woo, he finally picked up a beautiful baby and came back, but he kept clinging to his father, how could this be, how could it be like this, agreed What about the child bride?woo woo woo...

Later, Dad Ying finally found out the experience of raising children.After all, a baby's energy is limited, and he sleeps most of the time. Therefore, when the baby is asleep, Dad Ying will go to work.After the baby wakes up, Father Ying will sleep next to the baby and have the right to rest - anyway, the baby won't cry as long as he sees Father Ying, and there is no need for anyone to tease him.

In other words, this little Dongfang brand baby has another characteristic, that is, he likes to wear colorful clothes, and he doesn't like to wear gray clothes.This is very similar to other children, even if the little bun Siyuan can smack his fingers and say "shame" in front of Dongfang now, but I have to say that when Siyuan couldn't speak, his favorite The clothes are also skirts sent by some unscrupulous person, and there is a quacking duck on the skirt... So, Dad Ying has always felt strange about this.In his opinion, the appearance of a boy and a girl means that Dongfang must be a handsome person when he grows up.

On this day, the little Dongfang baby wetted the bed rarely.After all, this is not something a baby's brain can control!After he was woken up by his own urine, he found that the big rabbit was not there—yes, the world of a baby is different from that of an adult. In the eyes of a baby, Dad Ying is a soft and delicious rabbit—he Started crying loudly.When Dad Ying came back, his clothes were covered with tears and snot, and Dad Ying felt distressed immediately.It was with great difficulty that the little bun was coaxed from crying. After that, Father Ying gave the baby a bath again.When taking a bath, Xiao Siyuan also broke in. Xiao Siyuan likes to play with water the most, splashing and splashing in the bathtub, soon got Dad Ying wet too.

Dad Ying simply took off his clothes and took a bath with them.As a result, little Baozi Siyuan had too much fun, and accidentally knocked Dad Ying to the ground, and Dad Ying's waist hit the bathtub, it hurt so much.Xiao Siyuan was frightened, and immediately walked out of the bathroom to get dressed, and wanted to buy plaster for Ying's father.Father Ying picked up the naked Dongfang brand baby from the water, and after the two of them wiped it clean, they nestled naked in the bed and went to sleep.Given that Little Dongfang's bed had been flooded by himself, both of them slept on Father Ying's big bed...

"Really, I didn't lie, the above is what happened." Father Ying wanted to swear to God.

"Oh, do you think I'm an idiot who would believe such a complicated and absurd excuse of yours...but don't believe it, more intuitively, in fact, we've done it before?" The hand supporting the waist slid across.

above.This is the story of Dad Ying picking up a baby. Wrong, this is the story of two people waking up naked from the bed. (It seems to be against CP, haha, is it a spoof, everyone laughed)

2 Ying Ze'an became smaller

One day, Dongfang Bubai woke up from his sleep, only to find that the person next to him was gone!gone!

"No no, I didn't disappear, I'm here, Dongfang, look at me!" Ying Ze'an shouted.

Dongfang Bubai lowered his head, and found a person the size of a little finger hanging from his hair.Thumb version Ying Ze'an said very depressed: "Actually, I don't know what happened. When I woke up, I found myself like this."

No matter what happens, life still has to live.Dongfang Bubai used leftovers from making clothes to make a nightdress for the thumb version Ying Ze'an to wear.When Ying Ze'an was sitting on Dongfang Bubai's shoulders and walked out of the room, Xiao Siyuan shot over like a cannonball, shouting: "Master Beauty, you and Dad got up late again, I'm so hungry! "

The task of cooking can only fall on Dongfang Bubai, and Ying Ze'an stands on his shoulder to direct. Dongfang Bubai managed not to use salt as sugar, sugar as laundry, and kitchen to burn.When it was time to eat, Xiao Siyuan finally realized that his father was missing. Dongfang Bubai was about to explain, but when he turned around, he found that Thumb Ying's father had fallen to the ground for some reason. The big white dumpling was staring at Ying Ze'an.

Bai Tuanzi was using his beard to measure Ying Ze'an's size, as if thinking whether he could swallow Ying Ze'an in one gulp.

As soon as the Dongfang Bubai flying needle came out, Bai Tuanzi was nailed in place in the blink of an eye. It looked at the silver needle that was about to be nailed to its paw, moved its paw slightly, and found that the needle was nailed through the gap between the paw. on the ground.Bai Tuanzi retracted the paw that survived the disaster, pretended to lick it nonchalantly, then flicked his tail, and walked away pretending to be calm.

A very painful process of eating breakfast, because Ying Ze'an found out, he can jump into the bowl of porridge without any pressure... naked swimming.As for the small buns that he had originally eaten one bite at a time, he was probably already full and hadn't even bitten into the stuffing yet.Dongfang Puchi let out a laugh, broke open the buns, raised and lowered them, and divided them into small pieces with silver needles, which was exactly one bite for the thumb card Ying Ze'an.That's great, you should marry a wife like this!Ying's father cheered in his heart.

However, Dongfang Bubai soon stopped laughing.Because, when a gust of wind blows, Dad Ying will be blown away! (The number of words in Thumbelina's version of Ying's father is omitted here.) When Dongfang Bubai found Ying's father, he was picking from one flower after another to avoid the constant bee attack.Oh, this scene is too thrilling, as expected, Dongfang's silver needle is still needed.

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"This is Dad's adventure journey yesterday, because your beautiful master has been saving Dad, so today he is exhausted and needs to rest, you have to be obedient and don't disturb his sleep." Dad Ying said to Little Baozi with a serious face. Siyuan said.

Little Baozi hugged Xiaobai Tuanzi, and blinked half-understanding.

above.So this is just a story. The length of the story depends on how brave Ying's father was last night. The effect of the story is to tell Xiao Baozi how long it will be before your beautiful master can teach you martial arts in person.

3 The little buns are getting smaller

Uh, turning into an embryonic age, and then getting out of the belly of the beauty master?

Oh, no, this would become a supernatural story, involving the space-time problem in physics and the embryonic development problem in biology.Moreover, there are boys and girls... baa, step on the author's own thunder point, please ignore it.