Be a mermaid after 1000 years

Li Miaowei was angry. He originally thought that Blanche tormented him every day in order to have a child, so he endured all kinds of difficult movements and scene shifts. I also get dry hair in the middle of the night every day, and it doesn’t cost money to shoot so much protein!

In the end, he was not angry yet, but Didi was not happy, and dragged him to make a wish with God Lulian to have a big fat boy. On the way back, he kept nagging, saying that the young master didn't care about anything. My heart, my personality is cheerful, but I am confused all day long, and even pretending to be stupid about things that children know, it really hurts everyone, especially Butler Chardy, how anxious I am, making that child It seems to belong to Butler Chardy.

Then it didn't end until he got home. Li Miaowei didn't even have a chance to interject. In the end, the dead child licked his lips eagerly, and ran to report today's results to Butler Chardi. They were originally at odds with each other, but after becoming ma friends, the relationship became very good.

Li Miaowei was sulking at Didi Bala, damn, can you blame him?No one has ever told him, and said it is common sense, can this be considered common sense?It's common sense for a man to have children, it's unreasonable!No reason!

As soon as his temper came up, Li Miaowei grabbed the teacup on the long table and wanted to throw it away. After looking at it, he couldn't bear it and put it down again. He turned around and hugged a vase. Sofa pillows, it's so pissing off, who bought so many antiques back?Do you want to live such a prodigal life!

After throwing it away, he looked left and right, then ran over and hugged the two big pillows back, patted them, and put them back, but luckily no one saw them.

Li Miaowei's trick is to imitate his father. When Li's father gets angry, he will throw the family's broken bench and broom into the yard. It is very relieved to see it. It is completely like the head of the family. It is his turn. Only then did he realize that smashing things requires ruthlessness. For someone like him who only dares to throw chopsticks, forget it.

After the anger dissipated, Li Miaowei began to reflect on himself again. A few days ago, Blanche really wanted to have sex with him in the water, but he refused every time. Blanche must be very depressed. This kind of refusal was not simply a refusal to court, but a refusal to bear offspring for him. Teresa also rejected Blanche before, saying that she was still young and did not want to give birth too early, but in the end she conceived a child for Kaxiu. For Blanche, it is likely to be a lifetime of psychological shadow.

Mermaids use fish bodies to make love with their lovers, not only for the pursuit of sensory stimulation, but also for deeper meanings. I accept you, and I am willing to nurture offspring for you, and I am willing to bear the risks and pains of childbearing, because my I have you in my heart, that's how I understand it.

After thinking about it carefully, Li Miaowei felt deeply guilty again. Since Blanche recovered from the last cold, he has never expressed that kind of intention again. Could it be that he was hit by himself?

Li Miaowei decided to clear up this misunderstanding. Since he has already decided to have a child for Blanche, it is better to be more straightforward. However, he has always been conservative in this regard, even if he has an epiphany, it is impossible. Pulling Blanche to say joyfully, my dear, let's have a human-animal sex tonight.

Even if he couldn't bear to ask for it, Li Miaowei didn't think it was a problem. Who was Blanche?That is a guy who can be in heat anytime, anywhere, as long as he takes the first step, the rest will follow naturally, Li Miaowei took a strong breath, okay, calm down, we have never seen anything in the world, give birth That's all, it's just a little bigger than that thing, and it can be done in minutes.

At night, while Blanche was leaning on the bedside to read documents, he heard their little black fish calling from the bathroom: "Blanche, come in with a bottle of shampoo."

Blanche didn't think much about it, and called the insider to ask the housekeeper to bring up a bottle of shampoo.

Butler Chardy was startled, and asked curiously, "Jessie just changed the shampoo for Madam last week, has it been used up?"

"I don't know, it may be used by two people, and it will be used faster."

Blanche thought about the contents of the document, absently handed the shampoo to Li Miaowei, turned around and left.

Li Miaowei held the shampoo bottle in a daze for a while, ah, that's strange, why didn't he pounce on it?I used to like him to squeeze in when he was taking a shower, but now that he was stripped naked, he went out without even looking.

After washing her hair, Li Miaowei called again: "Blanche, come in with a dry bath towel."

"Huh? It's on the shelf."

Li Miaowei grabbed the bath towel on the shelf and threw it into the bathtub, and said without changing expression, "I didn't find it."

Blanche frowned, wondering if the servants at home were being lazy these days, why did they lose everything, and he asked someone to bring bath towels.

Seeing him put down the bath towel and wanting to leave again, Li Miaowei got anxious and grabbed him, "Wait!"

"What's the matter, is there anything missing?"

Li Miaowei was speechless for a while. Originally, in his plan, Blanche was supposed to pounce on the first step. Now that the second step has been completed, there is nothing left to do later. He is not born to eat This kind of food, how can it seduce people.

"That... ah! I remembered, I forgot to bring the Transformation Pill in, so you carry me out." He straightened his body and stretched out his hand to Blanche.

The little black fish was already very white, but after washing it off, his face was a little flushed, his misty eyes were black and wet, like black gemstones with dewdrops, his lips were rosy, and his long hair stuck to the snowy back. The skin became more delicate, and Blanche looked down and saw the two pink beans on the small chest and the attractive little dimple on the stomach, and couldn't help feeling a little thirsty.

Li Miaowei's eyes lit up, there's something going on!I knew this guy couldn't stand teasing.

"okay."

Unexpectedly, Blanche just rolled his throat a few times, and without doing anything, he unfolded the bath towel, trying to get him out of the bathtub. How could Li Miaowei be reconciled, he wriggled restlessly, flicking his tail desperately, Blanche was slapped with bath water, and his nightgown was completely wet.

"I'm sorry, I accidentally slipped." Li Miaowei complained about himself while making poor excuses. He was so shameless that he went to his grandma's house. Being crossed by people doesn't count, and giving birth doesn't count. Also take the initiative to pack and deliver to your door.

But that being said, he couldn't give up halfway at this point, he could only continue to 'kindly' suggest: "Would you like to come in and wash it too, your hair is already wet."

Blanche swallowed. If Zooey had talked to him in such a soft voice a few days ago, he would have jumped into the bathtub without saying a word, but now he knows that Zooey doesn't want a child, even if the two of them squeezed together In a bathtub, he is the one who suffers in the end, so he might as well do it on the bed later, and have a better time.

So Blanche resolutely resisted this temptation. He turned his eyes away, fished Li Miaowei out of the bathtub, dried him, stuffed him into the bed, and then rushed into the bathroom impatiently.

Li Miaowei was completely bewildered, but he didn't succeed. He was usually on the defensive, but that guy was determined to come.

Li Miaowei ate a transforming pill, jumped out of bed, walked around the room twice, heard the sound of water in the bathroom and Blanche's tone-deaf singing, originally wanted to rush in, and walked to the door Suddenly, I feel very aggrieved, isn't he a bitch, love or not, don't pull him down, don't touch him later.

Li Miaowei kicked the bathroom door angrily, and split his toenails again. He wanted to cry and jumped back on the bed. It looked like his toenails, but it was actually his tail fin. , Li Miaowei's healing technique is not very effective on himself, but he is protected by the heart of a mermaid, so he won't suffer any major injuries. Small wounds like this one heal quickly, don't worry about it, and live a long life It will heal in an hour or so, just like the injuries he suffered several times before, there is no scar on his leg, but now it is so painful that he grins his teeth.

Li Miaowei wrapped up the quilt and went to sleep, whoever dared to touch him, told him to sleep on the sofa for a month!

"Zoe, what's the matter?" Blanche was in the middle of washing, when he heard a 'bang' from the door, he turned off the water and asked, but no one answered him.

Blanche put on a bath towel and opened the door, only to see that all the lights in the bedroom were turned off, and it was pitch black. He walked out, and by the light of the bathroom, he could see the tightly wrapped 'chrysalis' on the bed.

What's the matter, little guy?I've been acting weird from night to now, and I'm a little absent-minded when I'm having dinner, and I'm sick?Probably not, Blanche wanted to go up and ask, but he was afraid that the little black fish was really tired and woke him up, did he toss too much?He thought about it, and went back to the bathroom to get dressed.

Blanche put on a clean nightgown, and when she was about to turn off the lights, she accidentally saw the tub of bath water left by Li Miaowei. The foam gradually dissipated, and he saw a large bath towel floating in the water.

"This is……"

After thinking about it for a while, Blanche understood a little bit. He hurriedly opened the cabinet to check. Sure enough, there was an opened bottle of shampoo in the corner of the cabinet. Blanche was so excited that he almost flew out.

"Wife..."

"roll!"

As soon as the quilt was opened, a small white foot kicked out. Blanche hugged the foot and kissed it, then rolled over on the bed meaningly, came back and continued to work hard, "Baby, I listen to you!" It’s over, now let’s play the human-making game, it’s so interesting and exciting, it’s going to be a living person, come out quickly.”

Li Miaowei got his head out of the quilt, glared at him, and said arrogantly: "Go to sleep on the sofa, don't bother me!"

"Okay, tomorrow weekend, I will lie on the sofa all day."

Blanche said words begging for mercy, but the strength under his hands was not weak at all. After pulling the quilt back and forth for two rounds, he took it away completely. Blanche was not polite at all, picked up the little black fish and went to the bathroom Walk.

Under Blanche's wanton fondling, the scales of the fish soon softened, and 'Little Bean Sprout' came out energetically. After a few sucks, he surrendered in Blanche's mouth, and the pink bean on his chest was bitten. It was red and swollen, and he didn't feel any pain at all, and he desperately pushed himself into the man's mouth, every bite and suck by Blanche on his body brought him the pleasure of dying.

The waist leaned on the arms clamped on the back and bent into a graceful arc. He lay on Blanche's side. As the two lower bodies pushed and rubbed, there was a tight itching behind him. Something It flowed out rustlingly, the fish scales were extremely slippery, and the fishy and sweet smell in the air stimulated people's desire even more, Li Miaowei couldn't help crying out.

The body turned over, and the softened place was dug by a few fingers. Don't look at his mouth is very fierce. When Blanche entered fiercely, it almost made him die. Li Miaowei originally thought that Zoe's body was already sensitive enough. Unexpectedly, after the transformation, the body feels better than before. Every sprint of the man makes him want to go crazy, his brain is boiling like lava, and he yells out all kinds of nonsense.

Blanche was so proud that he kept asking: "Baby, is it very comfortable? I kid you not. Since it's so good, let's do it twice, but you have to be a little softer to wake everyone up." , I'm fine, I'm afraid you will be embarrassed."

Before Li Miaowei passed out, he was still thinking that one day he would be killed in the bathtub.

The extravagant winter vacation is finally over. March can be said to be the most beautiful season in Ankad City. The spring flowers are blooming and the grass is growing. Li Miaowei feels that staying at home is a waste. He obeys the call of nature and starts school. The day before, I invited my friends to go hiking. Mountain climbing is of course not suitable for mermaids, so they took the cable car up the mountain, but the outing is worthy of the name.

I haven't seen each other for two months. Peggy and Rooney haven't changed much, but they were all taken aback when they saw Li Miaowei, and they asked in unison, "Zoe, what are you doing on vacation? You're so tired?"

Of course Li Miaowei knows what he looks like, isn't he just an overindulgent look? I saw it when I brushed my teeth in the morning. There are two dark circles under the eyes. It was two o'clock in the middle of the night yesterday. He wanted to kill that bastard with one bite. , but he didn't have the face to tell his friends this. He just wanted to find an excuse to say that he was late at the movies last night.

Unexpectedly, Didi had already said it first, "Master has been very busy these days."

"What are you up to?" Rooney asked.

Didi said solemnly, "Busy to make a young master with our adults, that's real hard work, um...it's not easy to change a living person." He didn't say this, he eavesdropped on the adults and the young master. Said.

Li Miaowei didn't know whether to strangle Didi to death, or kill a few laughing guys opposite to silence him.