Survival of the Orcs
Chapter 98
Sibao, who had been sleeping in Fles' arms, woke up under the lure of the smell of food, yawned a little, rolled his eyes around, and locked his eyes on Lin Mu. "Ah!" Waving his little hand, he struggled to reach Lin Mu.
"Hold Balu! Don't go!" Fleiss coaxed softly.Children like to cling to their Geeta most of the time, and the females have a smell that makes them feel at ease.
"Wow~" Sibao flattened his mouth and cried loudly.
"Fles, give it to me! You hold the five treasures." Lin Mu put the five treasures in his arms, and when he was about to cry, he stuffed a feeding bottle over. "Baby, look, what is this!" Sure enough, as soon as he saw something delicious, he forgot everything.The baby who was still crying just now burst into laughter again.Foodies are really easy to pass!
Now, the four treasures are also satisfied, nestling comfortably in their own Geeta's arms, holding the milk bottle in both hands, eating deliciously.
After having lunch and resting for a while, we attacked the amusement park.Fortunately, today is not a holiday, so not many people come to the amusement park.
"Don't run around, you know? Tell us what you want to play, and we will take you there." Several adults carefully instructed.
"understood."
"Gita, I want to play with that." Sambo pulled the corner of Lin Mu's clothes and said, pointing to the carousel not far away.
"Okay, let's start with the Trojan horse! Let's keep playing like this."
After checking the tickets, let the little guys choose a wooden horse by themselves. After choosing a wooden horse, hold them up and tell them to sit down.
The little ones who rode the carousel for the first time were very restrained, and they didn't know where to put their hands and feet.
"Don't be afraid, we'll watch outside."
The Trojan starts.The melodious music played leisurely, and the wooden horse wandered and chased in the interplay of light and shadow. The gorgeous lights and moving music made people feel like they were in a fairy tale world.The children's laughter also added a bit of innocence to this dreamlike Garden of Eden.
Grandpa Bai picked up the camera to record and take pictures for them.Every time the wooden horse turned to their side, they could clearly see the beautiful smiles of the children.They waved their little hands and sweetly called the names of their loved ones, and their happiness bloomed at this moment.
The two little babies on the sidelines are gone, and they also want to play.After repeated persuasion to no avail, the young parents had to hold their two young children, surrounded by a group of little ones, and regained their childishness.
A group of 9 people played all the games in the park. Xiao Sanbao was frightened in the adventure house. When he came out, his eyes were red. His two brothers immediately went to scare people back and help their younger brother revenge.
"Don't be afraid, third brother, we beat the bad guy who bullied you away."
"Yes, we helped you teach him a lesson." ——!In other words, the staff member was actually quite innocent.
This little episode was quickly forgotten by them, and the three little guys happily attacked other projects.The last item, the Ferris wheel.
There are a few members of the family sitting in the small six-person box.The sunset slowly descends, giving the bustling town a touch of rouge, a faint blush blooms on the horizon, and the earth is bathed in the soft light of the afterglow, appearing peaceful and distant.The Ferris wheel slowly turns upwards, and you can have a panoramic view of the beautiful scenery of the county.Colorful neon lights are on, swearing to compete with the setting sun.Lin Mu stared obsessively at the land where he was born and raised, then suddenly turned his head, cupped Fries' face, and kissed it deeply.
The Ferris wheel is stopping at the highest point, and time seems to stand still at this moment.
"It is said that those who kiss at the highest point of the Ferris wheel will live happily ever after and will never be separated." Lin Mu said with a smile, and when the Ferris wheel turned again, he kissed each other. "I want to be with you forever."
"We will be together forever." Fleiss held Lin Mu tightly with open arms.Several children also leaned over one after another, "We also want to be with Geeta forever."
Seven days later, Fries returned home with his beloved partner, and the two old men of the Lin family followed.
"Goodbye, my hometown!"
The white light dissipated, and all the figures also disappeared, and everything returned to calm!
100 Extra Story Collection
PART1: Weight Loss Notes
Recently, Lin Mu discovered that the youngest in his family has a tendency to develop horizontally.The little white pig, which was originally meaty, has now turned into a round meatball, which is still the kind with puffing agent added, which makes him very headache. It is really not something to be happy about a two or three-year-old child growing so fat.Just as he was thinking about how to transform horizontal development into vertical development, a clear and pleasant voice came to his ears.
"Gita!" Wubao raised a bright smile and rolled towards him, yes, you read that right, rolling.Due to the external force, Bai Tuanzi, who was running, became unsteady on his feet, and fell down with a snap.The smart little guy rolled himself into a meat ball the moment he fell, avoiding close contact with the ground.And so came the opening scene!
Lin Mu looked at the tumbling meat ball in horror, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his body reacted quickly.Squat down, open your hands, hold them steady, hug them up, all in one go.The violent impact made him take a few steps back involuntarily before he managed to stabilize his body so that the two of them would not roll backwards hugging each other.
"Gita is so boring!" Sibao, who witnessed the whole process, applauded excitedly, with admiration overflowing on his face. "I also want to play in the nest." As he said, he kicked his calf fiercely, panting for breath, and was about to rush forward like a little bull.
"Stop!" Lin Muhan came out, and quickly stopped it.Nima, is this a child's game?One is already exhausting him, why not come?Do you really want his life!
Fortunately, before he had time to roll over, he was picked up by his father and packed away.
Because of this incident, the husband and wife are even more determined to help Wubao lose weight.
Wubao, who hadn't eaten much meat for several days, was very dissatisfied. He looked angrily at the bowl that was only half full, and his mouth was so pouting that he could hang a bottle of oil.After pulling it several times, the bowl is full of vegetables, and there is only a little bit of meat, which is not enough to fit between the teeth! "Don't nest with small belly (rabbits), don't nest with rough vegetables."
"Okay, don't eat vegetables, let's eat white rice!" Lin Mu ignored the sad little face, said with a smile, and picked up a chopstick of green vegetables in his bowl, and put them in the Four Treasures Bowl. "My younger brother said he didn't like to eat it, so let Sibao eat it for him!"
"Okay!" Sibao raised the small spoon and replied happily.
"Gita is the worst." The little meat ball was angry, and the flesh all over his body trembled, and he yelled loudly, "I asked Zuma to spank Ni's ass." After a pause, he added, "There are two more spanks." .”
Lin Mu laughed angrily at him, "Okay! Hurry up, I'll wait!" Seeing him throwing a tantrum and not forgetting to clean up the rice at the same time, he deeply felt that his child was so cute——
When I came to Grandpa Lin's house, just in time for them to clear the table, the dishes of meat and vegetables were taken away, Wubao regretted it, his intestines were green!If I knew it earlier, I would come here with a bowl in my hand, maybe I could get some meat.Thinking of this, his eyes are a little moist, his fleshy!Sniffing, walked to Lin Yaohui pitifully, pulled his trouser legs, climbed onto his lap, found a comfortable position and sat down, feeling sad for a while alone.
"What's the matter with Wubao? Who made you unhappy, tell Zuma!" Lin Yaohui rubbed the little Wubao buried in his arms like an ostrich, and asked softly.
"Isn't Zuma the most fond of babies?" Wu Bao raised his head and put his arms around his neck, his voice was soft and nasal.
Lin Yaohui chuckled, "Of course! Zuma likes Wubao the most!"
Wu Bao clenched his small fists and announced loudly, "Baby loves Zuma the most." As he spoke, he pursed his lips and kissed him hard, leaving a puddle of saliva.
Grandpa Bai Hao, who was on the side, was so envious, he hurriedly took out the candy, waved it in front of Xiao Wubao, and asked seductively, "Does the baby like Zupa?"
"Porridge!" The fluffy little head turned with his hand, and the little mouth was moist, sipping it from time to time, very cute.
Bai Hao took the opportunity to move his face closer, "How much do you like it?" Wu Bao tilted his head, looked at the expectant Zupa, then looked at the candy in his hand, and gestured with his chubby hand, "So many. "Then pouted, imprinted a stamp on that young and handsome face, and washed his face by the way. "Baby loves Zupa the most!"
"Wubao hasn't told Zuma what happened yet!" Lin Yaohui rolled his eyes at the silly old man. He became childish when he was young. When he interrupted him, things got messed up.
Yes!He had forgotten the purpose of coming here. "Zuma, can you spank Geeta's ass for Wo?"
ah?Want him to spank Lin Mu's ass?Lin Yaohui was a little confused, "Why did you spank your Geeta's ass?"
"He's bad, he's hungry!" Wu Bao felt extremely wronged when he mentioned this, he lifted up his clothes, revealing his chubby belly, and leaned in front of the two of them, "My belly is stinky (thin)!"
They're so fat, they're still skinny!The two elders were speechless for a while.
Bai Hao couldn't help pinching that chubby belly, and sighed how good it felt, "Let's see, I really lost a little weight!"
Lin Yaohui slapped Bai Hao's mischievous hand away, and said angrily, "What are you talking about! Is he younger than you?"
"Zuma!" Xiaoyan looked at him expectantly.can can can can can can...
Facing those pure small eyes, Lin Yaohui immediately felt a lot of pressure. He smiled and nodded bravely, "Okay!" Then ask Mu Mu what's going on!
"Slap it twice!" The child emphasized, pointing up two chubby fingers.
"Pfft~" Grandpa Bai Hao couldn't help but spit, this kid is so funny.
"Um~ good, hit twice!"
Satisfied with the promise, Xiao Wubao happily took the two old men home.
Did Lin Mu get spanked twice?I don't know about this, the only thing that is certain is that in the next month, Xiao Wubao's snacks and snacks will be gone!
PART2: Leaving Home
The weather is gradually getting hotter, and there seems to be a heat wave in the air, and the dull breath makes people suffocate.The two little ones in the Lin family had messy hair and ran around like savages. Sweat dripped from the tips of their hair, and their thick hair glistened in the sun. Lin Mu felt uncomfortable looking at it, so he took two A soup bowl was poured over their heads, and Phil cut a watermelon head for them, which was simple, cute and cool enough.So far, small shiitake mushrooms and small pot lids of various colors have appeared in the tribe!
"I can't live these days!" An exquisite little doll who looked exactly like a miniature version of Lin Mu yelled angrily as he packed his luggage.If you look closely, you can find a very cute watermelon Taro shape on his head, and the fluffy and translucent black hair looks like an attractive shiitake mushroom from a distance, at least Wubao thinks so.
"It looks very thick!" Wubao sucked his saliva, and the evil chubby claws stretched out to the big mushroom, and rubbed it, "Soft and fragrant."
"What are you doing. Go away!" Sibao pursed his lips, and waved away his younger brother who was laying on him and rubbing his hair while drooling.The hair is already fluffy enough, and he still rubs it, it's annoying!
"Stingy!" Wu Bao hurriedly walked away, picked up the bronze mirror on the ground, and admired it alone, ouch, who is this handsome guy, he looks so handsome!Especially this hairstyle, why is it so beautiful! "There are nests too, Binny is so embarrassing! Huh!" The little chin was raised high, and he gave his brother a contemptuous look. "Wo Da Huan vegetarian omelet rice!" Omelet rice is better than shiitake mushrooms!Wubao is very satisfied!The more I look at it, the more I think this hairstyle looks good!Geeta is so annoying!
"Hmph~ It's not rare to have a nest!" Thinking that Apa in the clan laughed at him as a big mushroom, Sibao felt extremely wronged.He is not a big mushroom! "Wo decides! I want Ni Kai to introduce a mulberry-hearted place." Pick up the small bag, and carry the most beloved doll on the back, um, take the duckling, and the wooden horse.
"Fourth brother, where are you going?" Wu Bao watched curiously as his fourth brother was busy up and down, with a lot of things hanging on his body.
"A place far away!" Sibao pretended to be deep and said, his eyes were blurred!
Seems like a lot of fun! "Hey, let's go too!" Wu Bao searched out all the snacks hidden in every corner, and put them into the small backpack.Afraid that he had gone too far, Geeta could not find it, and missed the noon time, so he decided to leave a note for Lin Mu and let him know.He took out a blank piece of paper, lay down on the ground, and wrote earnestly: Geeta, I am a baby, my brother and I are leaving home, remember to come to us when it is time for lunch!Remember!
Imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel. The whole page is filled with circles and crosses, and finally a villain is drawn crookedly.I believe that apart from the person who wrote it, the gods can't see what he wants to express.
After writing, carefully smooth the paper and put it in a conspicuous place.Clap your hands "Okay! Let's go!"
Squeak~ The door opened.Looking at the messy room, Sanbao couldn't help frowning. "What are you doing!"
"The Ni family has run away!" Wubao replied loudly, waving his claws.
"That's right! Third Brother, don't stop us!" Sibao acted as if he had made up his mind, please don't persuade him.
"I didn't want to stop you, I just came to inform you that Gita is making glutinous rice balls this afternoon!" Sanbao smiled wickedly, "It's still bean paste stuffing! By the way, when are you leaving, do you want me to send you off?"
As soon as he heard that there was something delicious, Wu Bao immediately turned against him, threw away his burden, and never left home. He grabbed San Bao's clothes and was about to go out.
Sibao grabbed the hem of his clothes, and glanced quietly at Sanbao from the corner of his eye.Why don't you keep him? If you don't keep him, he will leave!He really left! "Wow~Brother, wait a minute!" Sibao cried and chased after the two leaving figures, threw himself on Sanbao, and accused him, "Why don't you hold me back because you are swollen?"
"Why should I keep you!" Sanbao smiled and pinched his small round face, "Didn't you say you don't want to stop you?"
"No, no! Ni wants to pull me!" Sibao refused, how could he not keep him!
"Okay, I'll hold you!" Sanbao smiled helplessly, and said angrily.
"Since Ni Jie said it. Let the cows lay the nest! There is nothing I can do to respect you!" Sibao shook his head and sighed, but his hands tightly grasped the corner of his clothes.
PART3: Alpaca with lice
Camel is very depressed these days, why?Because it has lice!A mythical beast with lice, it makes people feel sad to say it, how can it see people!How does it face the beautiful little female!In order to prevent people from discovering its embarrassing appearance, Tuo Tuo decided to pretend to the end.
It was okay for a day or two at first, at least no one noticed it was strange.However, as the temperature gradually increased, it couldn't hold it anymore.The fluffy and thick hair became a breeding ground for lice. In just a few days, the camel felt that its body was no longer its own. The itching on its body spread from a localized area to a wide area, and it felt embarrassed to ask Lin Mu for help. .So members of the tribe have recently been able to see their family favorite - the alpaca, who seems to have a convulsion every day, walking a few steps and twisting and turning, so coquettish.
"Camel, what's wrong with you, have you suffered from heat stroke?" Lin Mu looked at the dejected alpaca and asked with concern.
"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and I'm fine, master!" Tuo Tuo pretended to be strong and roared, and retreated a short distance quietly to prevent the lice from running on Lin Mu.
"Is it really all right?" Lin Mu asked suspiciously, staring at its eyes firmly, the black grape-like eyes were pure and flawless, extremely magnanimous, and did not find anything unusual inside.Lin Mu still felt weird, and decided to make some heat-relieving tea for it to drink later.
"Meh!" (Hoo~) Looking at the figure going away, Tuo Tuo quietly let out a sigh of relief.Fortunately, the owner didn't find out!
"Ho Ho~" (Alpaca!) Xiaolong spit out fireballs, stood behind it, with his paws crossed over his chest, his eyes were like torches, as if he wanted to shoot it through.
"Meh!" The camel's body stiffened immediately.It can't hear, it can't hear anything, it doesn't hear the dragon calling it, it-no-hear-see!
"Ho Ho!" (If you play dead again, I'll burn your collection!) Xiaolong sneered, his claws struck the hard scales again and again, making a crisp sound, which sounded creepy, and his spine Chill.
"Baa!" (My lord, spare me!) The person who knows the current affairs is Junjie, Tuo Tuo thinks he is a smart beast, he naturally understands what it means to judge power and seize power, he flew over, hugged Master Long's thigh, and cried.Woohoo~ My lovely little dragon, how could he become so cruel, so ruthless, so big... just in just a few years!Time is a butcher's knife, sure enough!The camel looked at the little dragon who was taller than it, and wept silently!
"Ho Ho!" (Tell me, what's going on! Remember! My patience is limited!) Xiaolong spit out a fireball randomly, and with a bang, the tree in front of him fell down.
The camel trembled, and said tremblingly, "It's okay, Zunda!" He raised his paws to swear.
"Roar..." Xiaolong snorted coldly, and then a fireball flew out, and then there was a crackling sound, and bursts of burnt fragrance wafted out.
The camel and its lice were stunned! "Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
snort!You are too happy!Xiaolong opened his mouth, and a stream of hot but not hot fireworks spewed out!
So what follows is the brutal process of exterminating lice.Accompanied by screams one after another and the smell of burnt hair, the lice disappeared, and its hair also disappeared.
Hey, hey, it's a hairless alpaca!
"Hold Balu! Don't go!" Fleiss coaxed softly.Children like to cling to their Geeta most of the time, and the females have a smell that makes them feel at ease.
"Wow~" Sibao flattened his mouth and cried loudly.
"Fles, give it to me! You hold the five treasures." Lin Mu put the five treasures in his arms, and when he was about to cry, he stuffed a feeding bottle over. "Baby, look, what is this!" Sure enough, as soon as he saw something delicious, he forgot everything.The baby who was still crying just now burst into laughter again.Foodies are really easy to pass!
Now, the four treasures are also satisfied, nestling comfortably in their own Geeta's arms, holding the milk bottle in both hands, eating deliciously.
After having lunch and resting for a while, we attacked the amusement park.Fortunately, today is not a holiday, so not many people come to the amusement park.
"Don't run around, you know? Tell us what you want to play, and we will take you there." Several adults carefully instructed.
"understood."
"Gita, I want to play with that." Sambo pulled the corner of Lin Mu's clothes and said, pointing to the carousel not far away.
"Okay, let's start with the Trojan horse! Let's keep playing like this."
After checking the tickets, let the little guys choose a wooden horse by themselves. After choosing a wooden horse, hold them up and tell them to sit down.
The little ones who rode the carousel for the first time were very restrained, and they didn't know where to put their hands and feet.
"Don't be afraid, we'll watch outside."
The Trojan starts.The melodious music played leisurely, and the wooden horse wandered and chased in the interplay of light and shadow. The gorgeous lights and moving music made people feel like they were in a fairy tale world.The children's laughter also added a bit of innocence to this dreamlike Garden of Eden.
Grandpa Bai picked up the camera to record and take pictures for them.Every time the wooden horse turned to their side, they could clearly see the beautiful smiles of the children.They waved their little hands and sweetly called the names of their loved ones, and their happiness bloomed at this moment.
The two little babies on the sidelines are gone, and they also want to play.After repeated persuasion to no avail, the young parents had to hold their two young children, surrounded by a group of little ones, and regained their childishness.
A group of 9 people played all the games in the park. Xiao Sanbao was frightened in the adventure house. When he came out, his eyes were red. His two brothers immediately went to scare people back and help their younger brother revenge.
"Don't be afraid, third brother, we beat the bad guy who bullied you away."
"Yes, we helped you teach him a lesson." ——!In other words, the staff member was actually quite innocent.
This little episode was quickly forgotten by them, and the three little guys happily attacked other projects.The last item, the Ferris wheel.
There are a few members of the family sitting in the small six-person box.The sunset slowly descends, giving the bustling town a touch of rouge, a faint blush blooms on the horizon, and the earth is bathed in the soft light of the afterglow, appearing peaceful and distant.The Ferris wheel slowly turns upwards, and you can have a panoramic view of the beautiful scenery of the county.Colorful neon lights are on, swearing to compete with the setting sun.Lin Mu stared obsessively at the land where he was born and raised, then suddenly turned his head, cupped Fries' face, and kissed it deeply.
The Ferris wheel is stopping at the highest point, and time seems to stand still at this moment.
"It is said that those who kiss at the highest point of the Ferris wheel will live happily ever after and will never be separated." Lin Mu said with a smile, and when the Ferris wheel turned again, he kissed each other. "I want to be with you forever."
"We will be together forever." Fleiss held Lin Mu tightly with open arms.Several children also leaned over one after another, "We also want to be with Geeta forever."
Seven days later, Fries returned home with his beloved partner, and the two old men of the Lin family followed.
"Goodbye, my hometown!"
The white light dissipated, and all the figures also disappeared, and everything returned to calm!
100 Extra Story Collection
PART1: Weight Loss Notes
Recently, Lin Mu discovered that the youngest in his family has a tendency to develop horizontally.The little white pig, which was originally meaty, has now turned into a round meatball, which is still the kind with puffing agent added, which makes him very headache. It is really not something to be happy about a two or three-year-old child growing so fat.Just as he was thinking about how to transform horizontal development into vertical development, a clear and pleasant voice came to his ears.
"Gita!" Wubao raised a bright smile and rolled towards him, yes, you read that right, rolling.Due to the external force, Bai Tuanzi, who was running, became unsteady on his feet, and fell down with a snap.The smart little guy rolled himself into a meat ball the moment he fell, avoiding close contact with the ground.And so came the opening scene!
Lin Mu looked at the tumbling meat ball in horror, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his body reacted quickly.Squat down, open your hands, hold them steady, hug them up, all in one go.The violent impact made him take a few steps back involuntarily before he managed to stabilize his body so that the two of them would not roll backwards hugging each other.
"Gita is so boring!" Sibao, who witnessed the whole process, applauded excitedly, with admiration overflowing on his face. "I also want to play in the nest." As he said, he kicked his calf fiercely, panting for breath, and was about to rush forward like a little bull.
"Stop!" Lin Muhan came out, and quickly stopped it.Nima, is this a child's game?One is already exhausting him, why not come?Do you really want his life!
Fortunately, before he had time to roll over, he was picked up by his father and packed away.
Because of this incident, the husband and wife are even more determined to help Wubao lose weight.
Wubao, who hadn't eaten much meat for several days, was very dissatisfied. He looked angrily at the bowl that was only half full, and his mouth was so pouting that he could hang a bottle of oil.After pulling it several times, the bowl is full of vegetables, and there is only a little bit of meat, which is not enough to fit between the teeth! "Don't nest with small belly (rabbits), don't nest with rough vegetables."
"Okay, don't eat vegetables, let's eat white rice!" Lin Mu ignored the sad little face, said with a smile, and picked up a chopstick of green vegetables in his bowl, and put them in the Four Treasures Bowl. "My younger brother said he didn't like to eat it, so let Sibao eat it for him!"
"Okay!" Sibao raised the small spoon and replied happily.
"Gita is the worst." The little meat ball was angry, and the flesh all over his body trembled, and he yelled loudly, "I asked Zuma to spank Ni's ass." After a pause, he added, "There are two more spanks." .”
Lin Mu laughed angrily at him, "Okay! Hurry up, I'll wait!" Seeing him throwing a tantrum and not forgetting to clean up the rice at the same time, he deeply felt that his child was so cute——
When I came to Grandpa Lin's house, just in time for them to clear the table, the dishes of meat and vegetables were taken away, Wubao regretted it, his intestines were green!If I knew it earlier, I would come here with a bowl in my hand, maybe I could get some meat.Thinking of this, his eyes are a little moist, his fleshy!Sniffing, walked to Lin Yaohui pitifully, pulled his trouser legs, climbed onto his lap, found a comfortable position and sat down, feeling sad for a while alone.
"What's the matter with Wubao? Who made you unhappy, tell Zuma!" Lin Yaohui rubbed the little Wubao buried in his arms like an ostrich, and asked softly.
"Isn't Zuma the most fond of babies?" Wu Bao raised his head and put his arms around his neck, his voice was soft and nasal.
Lin Yaohui chuckled, "Of course! Zuma likes Wubao the most!"
Wu Bao clenched his small fists and announced loudly, "Baby loves Zuma the most." As he spoke, he pursed his lips and kissed him hard, leaving a puddle of saliva.
Grandpa Bai Hao, who was on the side, was so envious, he hurriedly took out the candy, waved it in front of Xiao Wubao, and asked seductively, "Does the baby like Zupa?"
"Porridge!" The fluffy little head turned with his hand, and the little mouth was moist, sipping it from time to time, very cute.
Bai Hao took the opportunity to move his face closer, "How much do you like it?" Wu Bao tilted his head, looked at the expectant Zupa, then looked at the candy in his hand, and gestured with his chubby hand, "So many. "Then pouted, imprinted a stamp on that young and handsome face, and washed his face by the way. "Baby loves Zupa the most!"
"Wubao hasn't told Zuma what happened yet!" Lin Yaohui rolled his eyes at the silly old man. He became childish when he was young. When he interrupted him, things got messed up.
Yes!He had forgotten the purpose of coming here. "Zuma, can you spank Geeta's ass for Wo?"
ah?Want him to spank Lin Mu's ass?Lin Yaohui was a little confused, "Why did you spank your Geeta's ass?"
"He's bad, he's hungry!" Wu Bao felt extremely wronged when he mentioned this, he lifted up his clothes, revealing his chubby belly, and leaned in front of the two of them, "My belly is stinky (thin)!"
They're so fat, they're still skinny!The two elders were speechless for a while.
Bai Hao couldn't help pinching that chubby belly, and sighed how good it felt, "Let's see, I really lost a little weight!"
Lin Yaohui slapped Bai Hao's mischievous hand away, and said angrily, "What are you talking about! Is he younger than you?"
"Zuma!" Xiaoyan looked at him expectantly.can can can can can can...
Facing those pure small eyes, Lin Yaohui immediately felt a lot of pressure. He smiled and nodded bravely, "Okay!" Then ask Mu Mu what's going on!
"Slap it twice!" The child emphasized, pointing up two chubby fingers.
"Pfft~" Grandpa Bai Hao couldn't help but spit, this kid is so funny.
"Um~ good, hit twice!"
Satisfied with the promise, Xiao Wubao happily took the two old men home.
Did Lin Mu get spanked twice?I don't know about this, the only thing that is certain is that in the next month, Xiao Wubao's snacks and snacks will be gone!
PART2: Leaving Home
The weather is gradually getting hotter, and there seems to be a heat wave in the air, and the dull breath makes people suffocate.The two little ones in the Lin family had messy hair and ran around like savages. Sweat dripped from the tips of their hair, and their thick hair glistened in the sun. Lin Mu felt uncomfortable looking at it, so he took two A soup bowl was poured over their heads, and Phil cut a watermelon head for them, which was simple, cute and cool enough.So far, small shiitake mushrooms and small pot lids of various colors have appeared in the tribe!
"I can't live these days!" An exquisite little doll who looked exactly like a miniature version of Lin Mu yelled angrily as he packed his luggage.If you look closely, you can find a very cute watermelon Taro shape on his head, and the fluffy and translucent black hair looks like an attractive shiitake mushroom from a distance, at least Wubao thinks so.
"It looks very thick!" Wubao sucked his saliva, and the evil chubby claws stretched out to the big mushroom, and rubbed it, "Soft and fragrant."
"What are you doing. Go away!" Sibao pursed his lips, and waved away his younger brother who was laying on him and rubbing his hair while drooling.The hair is already fluffy enough, and he still rubs it, it's annoying!
"Stingy!" Wu Bao hurriedly walked away, picked up the bronze mirror on the ground, and admired it alone, ouch, who is this handsome guy, he looks so handsome!Especially this hairstyle, why is it so beautiful! "There are nests too, Binny is so embarrassing! Huh!" The little chin was raised high, and he gave his brother a contemptuous look. "Wo Da Huan vegetarian omelet rice!" Omelet rice is better than shiitake mushrooms!Wubao is very satisfied!The more I look at it, the more I think this hairstyle looks good!Geeta is so annoying!
"Hmph~ It's not rare to have a nest!" Thinking that Apa in the clan laughed at him as a big mushroom, Sibao felt extremely wronged.He is not a big mushroom! "Wo decides! I want Ni Kai to introduce a mulberry-hearted place." Pick up the small bag, and carry the most beloved doll on the back, um, take the duckling, and the wooden horse.
"Fourth brother, where are you going?" Wu Bao watched curiously as his fourth brother was busy up and down, with a lot of things hanging on his body.
"A place far away!" Sibao pretended to be deep and said, his eyes were blurred!
Seems like a lot of fun! "Hey, let's go too!" Wu Bao searched out all the snacks hidden in every corner, and put them into the small backpack.Afraid that he had gone too far, Geeta could not find it, and missed the noon time, so he decided to leave a note for Lin Mu and let him know.He took out a blank piece of paper, lay down on the ground, and wrote earnestly: Geeta, I am a baby, my brother and I are leaving home, remember to come to us when it is time for lunch!Remember!
Imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel. The whole page is filled with circles and crosses, and finally a villain is drawn crookedly.I believe that apart from the person who wrote it, the gods can't see what he wants to express.
After writing, carefully smooth the paper and put it in a conspicuous place.Clap your hands "Okay! Let's go!"
Squeak~ The door opened.Looking at the messy room, Sanbao couldn't help frowning. "What are you doing!"
"The Ni family has run away!" Wubao replied loudly, waving his claws.
"That's right! Third Brother, don't stop us!" Sibao acted as if he had made up his mind, please don't persuade him.
"I didn't want to stop you, I just came to inform you that Gita is making glutinous rice balls this afternoon!" Sanbao smiled wickedly, "It's still bean paste stuffing! By the way, when are you leaving, do you want me to send you off?"
As soon as he heard that there was something delicious, Wu Bao immediately turned against him, threw away his burden, and never left home. He grabbed San Bao's clothes and was about to go out.
Sibao grabbed the hem of his clothes, and glanced quietly at Sanbao from the corner of his eye.Why don't you keep him? If you don't keep him, he will leave!He really left! "Wow~Brother, wait a minute!" Sibao cried and chased after the two leaving figures, threw himself on Sanbao, and accused him, "Why don't you hold me back because you are swollen?"
"Why should I keep you!" Sanbao smiled and pinched his small round face, "Didn't you say you don't want to stop you?"
"No, no! Ni wants to pull me!" Sibao refused, how could he not keep him!
"Okay, I'll hold you!" Sanbao smiled helplessly, and said angrily.
"Since Ni Jie said it. Let the cows lay the nest! There is nothing I can do to respect you!" Sibao shook his head and sighed, but his hands tightly grasped the corner of his clothes.
PART3: Alpaca with lice
Camel is very depressed these days, why?Because it has lice!A mythical beast with lice, it makes people feel sad to say it, how can it see people!How does it face the beautiful little female!In order to prevent people from discovering its embarrassing appearance, Tuo Tuo decided to pretend to the end.
It was okay for a day or two at first, at least no one noticed it was strange.However, as the temperature gradually increased, it couldn't hold it anymore.The fluffy and thick hair became a breeding ground for lice. In just a few days, the camel felt that its body was no longer its own. The itching on its body spread from a localized area to a wide area, and it felt embarrassed to ask Lin Mu for help. .So members of the tribe have recently been able to see their family favorite - the alpaca, who seems to have a convulsion every day, walking a few steps and twisting and turning, so coquettish.
"Camel, what's wrong with you, have you suffered from heat stroke?" Lin Mu looked at the dejected alpaca and asked with concern.
"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and I'm fine, master!" Tuo Tuo pretended to be strong and roared, and retreated a short distance quietly to prevent the lice from running on Lin Mu.
"Is it really all right?" Lin Mu asked suspiciously, staring at its eyes firmly, the black grape-like eyes were pure and flawless, extremely magnanimous, and did not find anything unusual inside.Lin Mu still felt weird, and decided to make some heat-relieving tea for it to drink later.
"Meh!" (Hoo~) Looking at the figure going away, Tuo Tuo quietly let out a sigh of relief.Fortunately, the owner didn't find out!
"Ho Ho~" (Alpaca!) Xiaolong spit out fireballs, stood behind it, with his paws crossed over his chest, his eyes were like torches, as if he wanted to shoot it through.
"Meh!" The camel's body stiffened immediately.It can't hear, it can't hear anything, it doesn't hear the dragon calling it, it-no-hear-see!
"Ho Ho!" (If you play dead again, I'll burn your collection!) Xiaolong sneered, his claws struck the hard scales again and again, making a crisp sound, which sounded creepy, and his spine Chill.
"Baa!" (My lord, spare me!) The person who knows the current affairs is Junjie, Tuo Tuo thinks he is a smart beast, he naturally understands what it means to judge power and seize power, he flew over, hugged Master Long's thigh, and cried.Woohoo~ My lovely little dragon, how could he become so cruel, so ruthless, so big... just in just a few years!Time is a butcher's knife, sure enough!The camel looked at the little dragon who was taller than it, and wept silently!
"Ho Ho!" (Tell me, what's going on! Remember! My patience is limited!) Xiaolong spit out a fireball randomly, and with a bang, the tree in front of him fell down.
The camel trembled, and said tremblingly, "It's okay, Zunda!" He raised his paws to swear.
"Roar..." Xiaolong snorted coldly, and then a fireball flew out, and then there was a crackling sound, and bursts of burnt fragrance wafted out.
The camel and its lice were stunned! "Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
snort!You are too happy!Xiaolong opened his mouth, and a stream of hot but not hot fireworks spewed out!
So what follows is the brutal process of exterminating lice.Accompanied by screams one after another and the smell of burnt hair, the lice disappeared, and its hair also disappeared.
Hey, hey, it's a hairless alpaca!
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