Pokemon face paralyzed god

"So, this is the legend. When you wake up, you have time-traveled?" Xiaomao's expression was somewhat mysterious.

On the one hand, he couldn't help feeling headaches and troubles about the current complicated and cumbersome situation, on the other hand, he developed a subtle sense of superiority and pride for someone who traveled more tragically than himself.

After waking up from the same sleep just now, and found that he had become an otaku for no reason, Xiaomao's first reaction was to be crazy and at a loss, but later, through understanding the world of Pokemon, he gradually fell in love with all kinds of pokemon in this world. elf.

In general, for this time travel, his satisfaction can be rated as nine points - the only complaint is that he did not bring his own PSP with him during the time travel. For otaku, games are above everything else.

But I also want to know that whether it is Charmander who crossed into Charmander or Xiao Zhi who crossed into Charmander, they obviously don't like the inexplicable body swap, and now the two are still aggressive and staring at each other not to be outdone.

"The top priority is not to make you stare at each other, but to find a way to exchange your body as soon as possible. You don't want to stay in each other's body for the rest of your life, do you?" Xiaomao is very helpless. Does the body have so much hatred?

But what made him even more helpless was that after saying a word, whether it was Xiaozhi or Charmander, both of them had subtle and weird expressions for a moment, and seemed quite hesitant.

"After using this idiot's body, I can travel with Xiaomao as an equal, and I don't have to worry about being replaced by other elves anymore." Charmander said with a straight face, with a paralyzed expression Coupled with Xiaozhi's facial features and voice, Xiaomao always has the urge to laugh out loud.

However, the meaning behind the words made him stop joking, and asked seriously: "Little Charmander, don't you always think that our relationship is unequal?"

He felt a little hurt when he spoke. Xiaomao has always adhered to the principle of treating every elf with an equal attitude, and has never done anything to despise the wishes of the elves just because he is their trainer.Being able to make elves feel equal communication and respect in the process of getting along is also a very important criterion for judging an excellent trainer.

Charmander is his first elf, if even he feels that he is not equal, then he, the so-called trainer, seems to have failed too much.

Xiao Mao was immersed in deep self-blame and introspection, and was still thinking about it, when he saw Xiao Charmander cast a very strange look from Xiao Zhi's body: "When did our relationship ever become equal? Trying hard to bully you?" Master Long, I am at the top of the food chain.

This kind of natural tone and rightful rhetorical question made Xiaomao burst into laughter after being stunned for two seconds, his heart was soft, and he couldn't help pulling him into his arms and knocked his forehead with his chin : "Little Charmander, you are so cute."

"Li~" Xiaozhi immediately waved his paw to show his sense of existence, hey, hey, this way, look at this side, this is the little charmander, please kiss.

Due to age restrictions, Xiaomao's height is not considered tall, but he happens to be half a head taller than Xiaozhi, so it feels good to hold him in his arms.

After realizing what he was thinking, Xiaomao suddenly froze for a moment, let go of him in embarrassment, and looked around in embarrassment. A small charmander in Xiaozhi's skin and a small charmander in skin Xiaozhi looked at him eagerly.

Xiaomao's first feeling was that his forehead started to hurt again, so he could only sigh: "Stop making trouble, hurry up and think of a way to change your body back."

Xiao Zhi and Xiao Charmander stared at each other indifferently and hostilely. Xiao Zhi thought of the many unfair treatment he had suffered, and immediately had an idea, and found that this was a good time to take revenge and avenge his shame.

He opened his mouth and spit out a flame, full of complacency, thinking that he could teach that damned elf who was always bullying him with flames a lesson, but he turned his body to the side and dodged it easily.

Little Charmander raised his eyebrows at the dumbfounded Xiaozhi, and said with disdain: "Even the speed of spraying flames is so slow, your combat power level is so weak." After speaking, he quickly turned his head to look at the sighing trainer Home: "Such a weak elf, of course, should be sent back to the Damu Research Institute, and should never be carried on the body."

Xiaozhi, who had just learned how to spray flames without a teacher, let out a roar, and with the support of the full anger tank, he successfully used tile chopping. Looking at the four scratches on the back of his hand, the little fire dragon obviously had blue veins on his forehead, and he was extremely excited. Quickly and simply pounced on it.

The two creatures who hung up the characters to the anger server began to pinch each other, and each other devoted themselves to leaving more scars on their former bodies. The fight was exhilarating and lively.

His head seemed to hurt even more. Xiaomao watched the chaotic battlefield expressionlessly for 5 minutes, then turned his head calmly to look at Xiaogang, who was covering his forehead in pain: "Look at them, I'll leave for a while."

No, no, how could you leave? Xiao Gang grabbed him and said sincerely: "I really feel that my ability is not enough for such a difficult job."

Xiaomao sighed, spread his hands, and explained: "I'm going to the next town to take a look. I don't have a video phone with me, so I want to contact my grandfather and Dr. Nishino Mori to see if they can provide A good solution."

It's definitely not going to go on like this, Xiaozhi still has his own responsibility, Aunt Huazi only has such a son, she must not accept that a good son goes out on a trip and comes back with the body of an elf.

And Xiaomao also prefers that when his little Charmander is really a little Charmander, he can kiss and hug him at will, instead of the subtle guilt of always taking advantage of Xiaozhi now.

However, the result of asking for help was not optimistic. Whether it was Nishino Mori V or Dr. Oki, two well-known experts in the field of elf research, they had never heard of such a thing, and it was difficult for Xiaomao to explain the reason clearly to them. Suggestions are limited.

When he ran back from Linzhen after a day full of worries, he saw the two who were fighting when they left, still choking each other full of energy.

"I'm exhausted from running, why are they so energetic when they fight?" This is unscientific.Xiao Mao turned his head and looked to the side, Xiao Gang was calmly wrapping rice balls, preparing for dinner tonight.

"This question is completely meaningless to discuss. Let them alone, they will come to fill their stomachs when they are tired." Xiaoxia gestured to him, with some rice grains on her fingers, "Let's cook, you have a good rest, It's been a day of driving, you must be tired, right?"

"Actually, it's okay. I'm almost used to this level of traveling." Xiaomao went to the stream to wash his hands, "I'll help you cook together."

This farce continued until the evening, and by the time they both stopped hitting, biting, or kicking, Xiao Mao had already finished making rice balls, eating rice balls, drinking Kung Fu tea, and sitting by the stream soaking his feet while watching.

"Finished?" Xiao Mao held a red apple in his mouth and looked at his two eyes.

"Xiaozhi scratched my arm..." Little Charmander pursed his mouth, opened the tattered sleeve, and showed him the shallow scratches on it.

The human body in the elf world is very strong. When I was caught in the morning, it was still a deep wound, and now it is almost healed.Xiao Mao showed a thoughtful expression, could it be that there is actually a sealed Nine-Tails living in Xiao Zhi's body?

"I brought wound medicine, I'll rub some on you." The wound medicine specially prepared for elves is not very effective for humans, but it's better than nothing. Xiaomao stretched out his hand to the backpack, and before he touched it, he saw that Xiaozhi was wronged Pointing to his own paws: "啪~啊~~"

"The nail was cut off... Fortunately, it's not serious, I'll bandage it for you..." Xiaomao grabbed it and took a look, sighed, and continued to rummage through the backpack, "Well, the light is a little dark, use your tail Can you light it up here?"

He intentionally slurred his words, and the little Charmander, who was still conscious, leaned towards him subconsciously, and Xiao Zhi, who was holding his tail and was about to show him the bite marks on it, also moved closer.

A sharp light flashed in Xiaomao's eyes, he grabbed their heads with both hands, and slammed them in the middle. When he heard a loud crash and two simultaneous wailing sounds, he couldn't help but silently wiped their heads. Khan, it seems that I accidentally applied too much force—Grandpa, I hope your proposal will definitely work, otherwise I will be too embarrassed for my grandson.

The two that had been hit on the head fell backwards and fell to the ground, moaning and moaning for a long time while covering their heads.

Under Xiaomao's expectant eyes, the "Little Charmander" who kept rubbing his forehead with his paws staggered up from the ground, looked at his short arms and legs in a daze, his eyes lit up, and shook his head. Long Tail came to the trainer, opened his mouth wide and bit the top of his head: "Li~~"

"My head hurts... Xiaomao, what are you doing..." Xiaozhi still curled up on the ground, sucked his nose, opened his eyes and saw the red creature biting Xiaomao's head, he was stunned for a moment, and looked down I was quite disappointed and said, "It's already changed back..." How could it be like this, kissing and hugging are not enough.

Xiao Mao rolled his eyes with dead fish eyes.

The author has something to say: Keke, this series of episodes is over~ Extra episode [-] was originally used as a replacement for each anti-theft chapter. Considering that some friends have not seen it, I will post it below. The author has Word count is not counted, it can be regarded as the welfare of the second force author to relatives~

Recently, I have been troubled by various things in the three-dimensional dimension. I have a cold and a fever. I have no time to reply to the comments. I will make up for it in the next two days~

"Little Charmander, what's the matter with you?" The weather is getting hotter, and the forest is getting hotter and more humid. Xiaomao tugged at the collar of his pajamas a little annoyed, and unbuttoned the top two buttons, "Come here, okay? Shall I give you a massage?"

An elf with a cold will have an even more eccentric temper, and must be stroked with its fur. Xiaomao showed great patience, but "Little Charmander" grabbed the tree trunk with two short claws, still stuck its neck and refused to come down.

Xiao Mao felt a little puzzled, frowned and looked at the light green elf perched on the tree trunk next to him: "Flying Mantis, can you please bring me the little Charmander? It's time to take the medicine, and if you don't take it, it will affect the efficacy of the medicine." , it also needs a good rest."

"Carda!" The Flying Mantis responded neatly, and immediately glides down from the tree branch. During the rapid dive, he accurately pinched his two sickles to the "Little Charmander" who was still wriggling up the trunk with his hands and feet. ".

"Mil!" Xiaozhi sprayed flames over. Although he has not yet figured out how to use this body and the precautions, thanks to the blessing of breathing fire like a convulsion just now, he is able to use the flame proficiently without a teacher. Fire skills.

But this level of flames did not use even the most basic flame compression skills, and the Flying Mantis easily dodged it. Two scythes pulled Charmander's tail and lifted the elf upside down, maintaining this posture. Mao Huai Li.

Xiaomao stretched out both arms and hugged his arms full. Seeing the little elf in his arms rubbing his short paws tearfully at his tail that was hurt just now, he couldn't laugh or cry. He thanked Flying Mantis and moved away. "Little Charmander" struggled to grasp the four short fingers on the tip of the tail, and rubbed it gently for him.

"You, really, you like acting like a baby even when you have a cold." Xiaomao sighed softly, holding his hands gently, seeing him narrow his eyes into two slits comfortably, doting on him She smiled softly, "Hey, it's getting late, you drink the medicine, I'll give you a massage, and have a good sleep, okay?"

"Li~" Xiaozhi stretched out his small paws and touched his soft cheek lightly. It felt quite good, and he couldn't help pinching again, "Lili~~"

"Okay, okay, let me help you adjust the flavor of the potion to sweet peach..." Xiaomao narrowed his eyes, and the eyes of the dead fish were sharp for a moment, "Is it because you have a cold, and the taste has changed? You Haven't you always mocked Ibrahimovic for eating sweet things?"

Too bad, could it be that the stuffing is exposed.Xiaozhi's heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't care less about eating tofu, he looked away guiltily, and stretched out his voice softly: "啦~咖啊~咕~~"

"Does the head still hurt?" Xiaomao immediately put the doubts behind him, pressed his temple with one hand, and groped in the backpack with the other hand, and found the special medicine and cooling ointment after searching for a long time.

Because "Little Charmander" showed great pleasure in his massage, Xiao Mao was not in a hurry to coax him to take medicine, but poured a proper amount of cooling ointment in the palm of his hand, and slowly rubbed his forehead.

Hmm...why is being treated as a Charmander much better than when he was Ash?Xiao Zhi, who was wagging his tail comfortably, showed a somewhat dazed expression. After thinking for a while, he simply leaned his head into Xiao Mao's arms, rubbing against his soft belly.

Xiaomao was rubbed against his itchy flesh, and smiled with crooked eyebrows. He hurriedly hugged him into his arms, and rubbed his chin against the top of his head: "Stop making trouble, little fire dragon, how can I give you trouble if you move around like this?" Are you relaxing your muscles?"

"Li~lili~" Xiaozhi waved his short paws around his neck with great effort, looking over with bright eyes, "lili~"

"... want to kiss?" Are you really out of your mind?Xiaomao's expression was distorted and weird for a moment, under the extremely disappointed eyes of "Little Charmander", he pulled out the detector from his backpack, "No, I have to test your physical condition quickly, if the disease is serious, we need to immediately Head to the nearby elf center."

Although he didn't think Charmander's body temperature was too high, he didn't necessarily have a fever when he was sick. Concussion, hydrocephalus, and brain atrophy had nothing to do with body temperature.Xiao Mao really felt that Charmander was acting weird today, not to mention that he broke his head when fighting with wild elves yesterday.

Like Uncle Xiaozhi, he was lying on his back and let him examine him, but he was actually a little nervous. If it was found out that he was not the original owner of Charmander, the boy in front of him with a gentle smile on his brow could transform into a little monster and swallow him alive.

The instrument did not detect anything as in the morning, Xiaomao bit his lower lip lightly, and asked with concern: "Apart from the headache, is there any discomfort?"

"Mili..." Of course there is, look here, look here, Xiaozhi swayed his body, pointed his butt at him, and pointed at the tip of his long tail aggrievedly, "Li..." The place where the flying mantis pinched it with a sickle is still there. In a dull pain.

Xiaomao worried for a long time, only to find out that it hurts here, please pinch his soft face, and teased: "When did you become so squeamish, just lie down honestly, and I will rub it for you again."

"Li~lili~~" Don't rub but kiss.Xiaozhi quickly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, but after he finished speaking, he saw the other party looking him up and down with a strange expression, the suspicion in his eyes was already obvious.

His heart sank, and he quickly flicked his tail to make up for it: "Lili~" It's okay to rub without kissing.

Xiaomao squinted his eyes, glanced at him, squinted his eyes again, and nodded after a long time: "Well, you lie down in the sleeping bag first, and I'll wash off the cool oil on your hands."

He seemed thoughtful along the way. When he squatted down to wash his hands beside the stream, the moonlight in front of him was suddenly blocked, casting a shadow.

Xiao Mao looked up, and Shakira appeared in front of him in the shape of a mask: "Dala! Dala Dala!" That idiot Little Charmander looked very strange today.

"I've only heard you call Xiaozhi an 'idiot' before." Xiaomao pursed his lips and looked at it with his head tilted.

"Dala Dala!" Shakira yelled disdainfully, isn't it acting like an idiot today?Of course, the appellation has to be changed with the times.

Xiaomao picked up the slightly cool stream water to wash his hands, the dual effects of water drops and cooling oil made his hands cool, and his mind was extraordinarily clear: "I also feel that things seem strange..."

Although he has experienced some supernatural things himself, he is a young man who grew up under the red flag and believed in natural science. Xiaomao didn't dwell on this too much: "It's nothing, maybe it's just unconsciousness after getting sick. Acting coquettishly?"

"Dala..." Shakira weakly made a vomiting movement, and his disc-like body turned around, suspended in front of him, "Dara~"

"Thank you, Shakira." After tossing and tossing for a day, he inevitably felt exhausted. Xiaomao climbed onto its back, held the protrusions on both sides with both hands, and sighed, "I just hope that Charmander's illness will be cured quickly." All right."

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Xiaozhi felt that he needed to protest, he needed to reaffirm the basic rights of human beings to his mortal enemy, why should a small charmander be treated a hundred times better than his own Xiaozhi?How can a little charmander get VIP treatment like pinching its tail and kissing its forehead before going to bed?

...He, he didn't expect the slobbering kiss from the annoying Xiaomao!

Xiao Zhi huddled in his sleeping bag, not daring to move, the breath coming from his ears was even and long, what his nose smelled was the unique dry fragrance of washing powder, the breath sprayed on his forehead was warm, and it was cool in summer The night brought him a slightly strange feeling.

He was still quite intoxicated enjoying the quiet time at this moment, and deep in his heart he was still wondering whether he should have a showdown with his old enemy. In fact, he was not the little charmander he raised, when he heard the sound of people running in the distance.

The elf's hearing is much better than that of humans. In addition to the noisy and chaotic footsteps, there are also faint shouts of "Xiaozhi" and "Slow down", Xiaozhi couldn't help moving his head.

Before he could react to what was going on, Xiaomao's other elves woke up vigilantly, quickly gathered around the sleeping bag, and assumed a defensive posture.

"Bouyi~Bouyi~~" Ibrahimovic touched Xiaomao's forehead with his small paws, his dark brown eyes showed a little anxiety, and his long, fluffy tail shook back and forth.

Xiao Mao moved his body, opened his eyes in a daze, and immediately woke up after a short period of daze, and sat up immediately from his sleeping bag: "What's the matter, you were attacked by wild elves again?"

... Hey, hey... It turns out that your luck is so bad... Judging from this reaction, Xiaomao has not only been attacked, but often attacked.Xiaozhi couldn't help snickering, although Xiaogang and Xiaoxia often lost their way, at least they had never encountered such a difficult situation.

But when he saw the person coming, Xiaozhi couldn't laugh at all.

Xiaomao narrowed his eyes, was stunned for a moment, and then said: "What, it's you—" He stopped talking halfway through, and turned to comfort the elf who was on alert: "Everyone relax, it's not an enemy attack... ..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted, and Xiao Zhi, who was covered in mud and dirt all over his body, jumped in front of him, fell headfirst into his arms, and shouted vigorously, "Xiao Mao!"

"Xiaozhi, what are you suffering from?" Xiaoxia, who was panting and out of breath, held her chest and kept from falling with the support of the tree trunk next to her. "I've been running all day, you What's wrong?"

Xiaomao's ears were buzzing from the yelling, and he couldn't help reaching out to dig it out. It took a lot of effort to pull up the immobile person who was stuck in his arms: "Why do you..."

He froze for a moment, the expression on Xiaozhi's face was very subtle, at first glance he seemed to be expressionless, his brows were slightly frowned, but the corners of his mouth were twitching unnaturally, showing that kind of real Charmander who wanted to laugh but was holding back desperately expression.

"This idiot doesn't know why. When he got up in the morning, he couldn't even walk. He fell down several times, and no one paid attention to him. He just ran forward." Xiaogang consciously provided him with a note, explaining why Xiaogang In addition to sweat, Zhi's body was also stained with a lot of mud.

How can you say such embarrassing words in front of my Xiaomao? "Xiaozhi" glared at him fiercely, curled his lips: "Without the tail, I can't grasp the balance well."

...Tail... The corners of Xiaomao's eyes twitched, and he lowered his head lightly. The "Little Charmander" who was still curled up in his arms just now was squeezed between him and "Xiaozhi", and his face was squeezed and deformed. Waving his paws, proclaiming his existence: "Ah..."