got love

8.

Ye Qi thought for 2 minutes. Although Jian Mingzhe didn't look like that kind of pervert, he couldn't see the real pervert.

Ye Qi thought again of the little Huangwen I watched last night. That roommate looked personable and gentle, not to mention perverted. He took sleeping pills at night and ignored the protagonist. He also said that he would wait for the protagonist downstairs to have dinner together. , As a result, when the protagonist went downstairs, he covered the protagonist's face, carried him to the grove and continued doing this and that, then turned his head and pretended to be passing by to rescue the protagonist to comfort him.

Safety is the number one priority of survival.

Ye Qi decided to call Xia Anze to report first, and if he didn't call to report his safety within 10 minutes, he would let Xia Anze rush to the grove to save people.

He dialed Xia Anze's number, but it took a long time for someone to answer it. Before Ye Qi could speak, he heard a cold voice from the phone: "Hello?"

Ye Qi: "..."

Oh, it's the straight man who killed a thousand swords.Ye Qi thought.

etc?Why did he answer Xia Anze's call?Ye Qi thought again.

He waited so long to pick up, what did he do to Xia Anze?Ye Qi thought again.

"Senior Ye Qi?" Su Xinglan's tone was calm, but Ye Qi could hear a trace of impatience in the calmness: "What's the matter?"

Ye Qi said: "I'm fine, you're fine."

"?" Su Xinglan was stunned for a moment, "What can I do?"

Ye Qi said indifferently: "What you do to Xia Anze determines what will happen to you."

"?" Su Xinglan was baffled, it wasn't the first time he felt that Ye Qi had a brain problem, but it was said on the Internet that one must first please his good friend in order to pursue someone, so Su Xinglan explained: "Senior went to get takeaway, Didn't take the phone—ah, senior, you're back."

Ye Qi was fortunate to witness Su Xinglan's face change, no, voice change.

The previous sentence was so cold that it flew up, turning around and talking with a squeeze of the throat, it was too unbearable.

"Hello? What's the matter?" Xia Anze asked after answering the phone.

"Xiao Zeze...I'm going to meet a perverted fool downstairs in the dormitory." Ye Qi said with his tail between his legs, "If I don't call you within 10 minutes, I hope you will rush to the grove to save me."

"Huh?" Xia Anze asked, "Why is it a small forest?"

Ye Qi took it for granted, "Because the grove is a good place for such behavior to happen."

Xia Anze didn't even think about it, and immediately asked, "What good things did you watch last night, let me see it too!"

"Hey." Ye Qi smiled strangely, "It's the little pervert and the little white rabbit, there are coercion, imprisonment, and all kinds of play!"

Xia Anze wanted to ask a few more questions, but Ye Qi said, "Okay, I'm going downstairs, wish me happiness."

Xia Anze: "..."

9.

When Ye Qi went downstairs, he found that Jian Mingzhe was waiting at the gate of the corridor. His eyes lit up when he saw him appear, and he immediately smiled.

Ye Qi felt weird because of this, he turned his head uncomfortably, walked over and asked with a tough attitude: "What's the matter? We have nothing to say, right?"

Jian Mingzhe was yelled at by Ye Qi, the corners of his mouth drooped, but he cheered up quickly, "Senior Ye Qi, I like you! I want to chase you!"

"?" Ye Qi was stunned by Jian Mingzhe's straight ball, and glanced at Jian Mingzhe as if examining him, "I'm sorry, I don't date straight men."

Jian Mingzhe said decisively, "Then I'm not a straight man anymore!"

"Heh." Ye Qi laughed, stretched out his index finger and poked Jian Mingzhe's chest, "Then let me ask you, have you ever had a boyfriend?"

Jian Mingzhe shook his head honestly.

Ye Qi continued to poke his chest: "Then have you ever had a girlfriend?"

Jian Mingzhe continued to nod honestly.

"You straight guys..." Ye Qi scolded straight guys a lot, and opened his mouth when he stepped on straight guys: "If you are interested, you can say that you are a man, and if you are not interested, you say that you still like girls."

Ye Qi wrapped his arms around his chest, and deliberately glanced at Jian Mingzhe's lower body: "You are speaking so bluntly now, isn't it because you saw me in women's clothing for the first time? When I took off my clothes on the bed, I realized that I was really a girl. Man, I'm afraid you won't be able to get hard."

Ye Qi spoke without panting, and his words were crackling like a series of cannonballs. Jian Mingzhe wanted to refute this and that, but in the end he didn't know which sentence to refute first.

But the face of a man can't be lost, proving his ability is the most important thing, he poked his hips at Ye Qi, and said unconvinced: "I can do it as a man, I really can, don't believe we will see the truth in bed!"

Ye Qi wanted to say something, but found that there was a horizontal broomstick between him and Jian Mingzhe.

In the next second, the broomstick rose into the air, cut through the air sharply, and hit Jian Mingzhe's crotch with a strong wind.

Ye Qi: "..."

Ye Qi was speechless.

Jian Mingzhe: "..."

Jian Mingzhe clutched his crotch and wept against the wind.

Xia Anze, who was holding a broom head, uttered a shocking roar: "Is this the pervert you're talking about! It's really perverted to show off to you in broad daylight!"

Jian Mingzhe covered his crotch with one hand, and reached out to Ye Qi and Xia Anze with the other: "No, I didn't..."

10.

Ye Qi silently took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and took a look, only to find that it had been more than 10 minutes.

He fell into a moment of confusion: So I scolded straight men for 10 minutes?

Seeing Ye Qi's state, Xia Anze immediately knew that he might have done something wrong and hit the wrong person.

He was furious, grabbed the broom head and turned around to beat Ye Qi, "You unfilial son! Lied to your father and me!"

After beating Ye Qi, he turned his head and apologized to Jian Mingzhe, "I'm sorry, you, are you a junior?"

Jian Mingzhe nodded.

"Oh, hello junior." Xia Anze nodded and bowed, "Is junior all right? I probably missed it, right?"

"No...it's nothing..." Jian Mingzhe nodded to Xia Anze, and said to Ye Qi who was vacant next to him: "I want to have a good chat with Senior Ye Qi, you will impose your impression of others on me, it will be to me unfair."

Xia Anze heard the situation, and immediately took two steps back, "Young brother is right, let's have a good chat, have a good chat!"

Before the voice hit the ground, he grabbed the broom and ran away like a gust of wind.

Ye Qi pretended to be dead: "..."

Jian Mingzhe moved his knees and took a step forward.

He is taller than Ye Qi, and he didn't feel it when he kept a distance before, but once he got close, he felt a particularly strong sense of condescending threat.

But Jian Mingzhe's eyes were very gentle, he lowered his head slightly, and looked at Ye Qi intently, "Senior, what I said is true, you haven't met me yet, how do you know what kind of person I am? "

Ye Qi raised his head subconsciously, met Jian Mingzhe's eyes, seemed to be disturbed for a moment, lost his voice for a moment, and looked away helplessly.

"Just... I'm sorry, I shouldn't have stereotyped you." Ye Qi said: "But I won't be with straight men."

Jian Mingzhe was not shocked by Ye Qi's words, anyway, he smiled lightly and teased: "Senior Ye Qi, your words are like a flag."