Jade is not jade

"Xiao Long! Shall we go to Ximen for ramen after class?"

"I won't, I have to go back early today!"

"Go back to your 'love nest' again?"

"Go away, the neighbor next door invites you to dinner today!"

"Don't run back to the dormitory to realize that you don't live there anymore like last time!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"..."

Xiao Long has been very happy recently, as happy as if he had been honeyed from the inside out.

Except for going to school, he spends at least two-thirds of his time with Wang Min every day.

Did you say it's the same as high school?Of course it is different! ——Can high school have so much time to spend on dating?High school is doing papers!

This semester, Xiao Long won the second-class scholarship for an unprecedented time. He has both studies and love, and he is so proud of life that he is almost floating!

Today Yang Jiayue cooks in person to welcome new neighbors.

Xiao Long hurried back after class without stopping, but this kind of oolong habit of running back to the dormitory would never happen again...

It's a 10-minute journey from HKUST to Xinjiaer. Xiao Long fantasizes that he is an invincible little whirlwind. He races all the way and arrives in only 10 minutes!

Wang Min had no class in the afternoon. Seeing Xiao Long come back out of breath, he asked with a smile, "Are you being chased by a ghost? You ran like this."

Xiao Long didn't answer, he threw his backpack on the sofa, and began to take off his clothes... to take a shower.

From the first day of cohabitation, Wang Min took care of Xiao Long's personal hygiene, such as taking a shower when sweating, washing clothes frequently, drying after washing, and ironing after drying... Although Xiao Long can only do it for the first time. One, but it still proves the magical power of love, which can make a person change himself to the greatest extent for the other.

The bathroom door is made of glass, and only a translucent bath cloth is hung inside.I don't know whether Xiao Long is confident in his body or in Wang Min's self-control, so he just ignores the bath cloth and takes a shower, humming while doing so.

Wang Min's eyes followed him, watching him for a long time, and then he turned away... This shameless little bastard!

The weather has turned cold recently, Xiao Long couldn't help shivering when he came out of the shower.

The clothes thrown all over the floor have been put away by Wang Min and put into the clothes basket, and the clothes of the two of them will be poured into the washing machine when the basket is full and washed together.

Xiao Long has always thought that this is something that people can imagine. The underwear and panties of the two are entangled and rolled in the water, and the smells of each other are fused and washed... What, it really makes people blush and heartbeat!

The clothes in the closet are neatly folded, full of the smell of sunshine, oh no, the smell of killed mites... Putting on home clothes, Xiao Long opened the next drawer, a drawer full of underwear, on the left is My own, and Wang Min's on the right.

Taking one secretly from the right, Xiao Long turned his head and saw Wang Min looking at him... Oops, he was discovered!

Xiao Long stuck out his tongue, changed into Wang Min's underwear, put on his home clothes, and asked, "What time is it, shall we go there?"

"No, they'll call when they're ready."

"Oh." Xiao Long continued humming, blowing his hair while humming, at this moment the mood is at this moment, nothing is wrong, little fairy!

Wang Min lowered his head and continued to look at the computer, the corners of his mouth raised.

He likes that Xiao Long makes some noises by his side from time to time, which makes people feel extra warm.As long as the other party doesn't go to the house, he can do his own thing without distraction.

After Xiao Long finished blowing his hair, he went to the refrigerator in the kitchen to get two cones, one for each of Wang Min.

After that, he sat cross-legged next to Wang Min, turned on the computer, and played go-kart while eating a cone.The current online games are too time-consuming, Wang Min doesn't have time to accompany him, and Xiao Long feels bored by himself, so he seldom touches them.On the contrary, he likes the game of "Run and Run", which is a round-by-round stop-and-play game.

Xiao Long took away Wang Min's cone after he ate half of it. He didn't get angry or smile, he was used to it.

After a while, the doorbell rang, and Xiao Long jumped up to open the door.

"Dinner is ready," Yu Nian said standing at the door, "Bring your own stool."

Xiao Long picked up a stool, put on slippers and asked, "Where are the bowls and chopsticks?"

Yu Nian smiled: "There are bowls and chopsticks."

Before the two entered the door, they were already hungry from the aroma of the overflowing dishes. When they saw the delicious dishes on the small table in the living room, they were almost dumbfounded!

"Wow, senior, you made this all?" Xiao Long looked at Yang Jiayue in disbelief, the dishes on the table were comparable to samples from big hotels!

Yang Jiayue untied his apron and said, "Scallion fried prawns are made by Yu Nian."

"Great!"

Wang Min glanced at Xiao Long, as if saying: Look at him, you haven't even cooked me a meal.Xiao Long stared back unfazed: You didn't either!

Four big boys filled the small living room at once, bumping each other's arms if they didn't pay attention.

Yu Nian took out the beer from the refrigerator, leaned over to the table, "Sit down, don't be restrained," Yang Jiayue greeted.

After the four sat down, they toasted each other, "Come on, congratulations on the housewarming!" Yang Jiayue toasted.

"Thank you! Thank you!" Xiao Long blushed and said, "I also wish you a happy cohabitation!!!"

Yu Nian & Yang Jiayue: "..."

After all four of them had done it, Yu Nian said, "Let's eat vegetables."

Xiao Long picked up a piece of shredded pork with Beijing sauce, "Oh!" He quickly picked up a few more and threw them into Wang Min's bowl, "Brother, eat meat!"

Wang Min: "..."

Yang Jiayue smiled and asked, "How is it?"

Xiao Long gave a thumbs up, his mouth was busy eating.

In the middle of the meal, Wang Min said: "I bought playing cards yesterday, come play with us later?"

Yang Jiayue: "Okay, Fighting the Landlord?"

Xiao Long peeled a prawn and brought it closer to his mouth, said vaguely: "I don't play Landlords, I will teach you to play a new one. It's called Qingdun in my hometown."

Yu Nian chuckled: "Clean stew?"

Yang Jiayue raised his eyebrows: "Which stewed braised in soy sauce?"

Xiao Long: "No, no, Tudunzi's Dun."

Wang Min was puzzled: "Qingdun? Why don't I know."

Xiao Long: "It's the game played at my grandmother's house. It's similar to fighting for the top, but it requires three decks of cards!"

Yang Jiayue: "It sounds interesting, I'll see it later."

Fan Bi, Yu Nian washed the dishes, Wang Min helped clean up, Xiao Long grabbed Yang Jiayue and asked, "Senior, when will you teach me how to cook with both hands?"

Yang Jiayue glanced at the kitchen, and said, "My Yang family's culinary skills are passed on only one line, and I only accept one apprentice! If you want to learn, learn from Yu Nian."

Xiao Long shouted: "You are too cunning! You have become a teacher for nothing!"

After tidying up, the four of them moved to the residence of Wang Min and Xiao Long, and sat around the desk to play the legendary "Qingdun".

The so-called "clear tricks" refer to 3 cards with the same suit and points, for example, 3 Aces of Hearts, or 3 8s of Clubs, which can form a "clear trick".

Three decks of poker means that there are at least twelve cards of the same rank, which are four sets of clear tricks, but if one suit is drawn from each of them, the remaining eight cards cannot form clear tricks.

Therefore, clear pier is a bomb, its power is only less than the bomb of eight cards and the bomb with cannon (common bomb connected together, such as 44445555).

Other card types, such as straight flush, full house, even pair, straight, etc., are similar to the rules of fighting for the upper reaches and fighting the landlord.

All the people here are high IQ talents, Xiao Long doesn't need to explain more to understand.

Yu Nian said anxiously: "I don't play cards very much, so please give me some advice."

Xiao Long comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay, just ask if you don't understand anything!"

The four were divided into two families, Wang Min and Xiao Long faced Yu Nian and Yang Jiayue.

Except for Xiao Long, the other three were playing "Qingdun" for the first time, and the three decks of cards were much more than the second deck. Each of them held a large handful of poker cards, and they were not used to it.

Yu Nian doesn't know how to draw cards, he draws one and discards one, and finally sets up a stall behind everyone's back.

The so-called stalls literally mean...dividing the poker cards into several piles according to the same point, and then grouping them into groups, is a classic way for novices to manage cards.

After Yu Nian finished tidying up, he turned around, stacked in his left hand and stacked in his right.He put the thick stack in his right hand in front of him, and said, "Come on!"

Before Xiao Long had time to guess what his two stacks of cards were, the starter Wang Min played his cards. He sprinkled a small gourd, three 5s and 4 pairs.

Yu Nian asked, "Does the gourd have to be connected?"

Xiao Long: "Yes, for example, three 7's can only bring two 8's or two 6's, nothing else."

"Understood." Yu Nian nodded, three J's and two Q's.

Xiao Long looked at the three J belts and two 10s in his hand, gritted his teeth and said, "Yes."

Yang Jia jumped out three kings and two aces, and Wang Min pressed three two two aces.

Everyone: "Come out."

Wang Min looked at Xiao Long, and Xiao Long secretly made a V gesture, expressing that he wanted a match.

Wang Min played a pair of 3, Xiao Long looked at it, haha, it's his turn to keep up with the pair of 5, and if he can't match the pair of 5, he can do it with the pair of 9!

Just looking forward to it, Yu Nian dropped two 2...

What the hell!

Xiao Long cursed secretly, and said, "Pass."

Yang Jiayue: "Yes."

Wang Min: "Yes."

Yu Nian smiled, and then came out with a pair of K's.

What a great pair! "Pass..." Someone was very unwilling.

Yang Jiayue played a pair of Aces, and Wang Min then played a pair of 2s.

Xiao Long's heart is bleeding, his brother has dismantled five gourds and pairs that are under Yu Nian's pressure... Well done!

Wang Min asked, "Is there any?"

"Yes, wait." Yu Nian put down the cards in his hand, and picked up another stack that he had put on the ground just now.

Xiao Long was surprised, the only one who could beat 2 was the clown card, the name of their hometown was Red Commander and Black Commander.

Frowning, Yu Nian picked out the cards for a while, and hesitantly drew three cards.

Xiao Long was dumbfounded: 8 tricks of spades! !

Wang Min and Yang Jiayue made strange expressions one after another, watching the first "Qingdun" that appeared in their lives...

"Oh~~~" "This is Qingdun!" "Is this considered suppressed?" "It's amazing!"

Yu Nian looked at the "weapon" he released with a little embarrassment, and said, "Isn't it said that three of the same are bombs?"

Xiao Long was about to cry when he saw it, hey, you guys, is this the expression a couple should have when they are blown up by Qingdun?

Yu Nian glanced at Xiao Long, and asked politely, "Is that okay?"

Xiao Long wanted to cry without tears: "Yes, yes, but isn't it a bit overkill for you to use Qingdun to blow up a pair?" In order to explain the power of Qingdun, Xiao Long emphasized again: "Only a bomb with eight cards can overwhelm Qingdun. !"

Are you sure you want to leave?Are you sure you want to blow up my brother's mistress with Qingdun?

Yu Nian said innocently: "It's the first time to play a clear pier, and it feels quite strange. I always feel that a three-card bomb is not as powerful as a four-card bomb. Forget it, since it's out, let's do it."

After speaking, Yu Nian put the stack of cards back on the ground and picked up another stack.

Xiao Long: "..." Dare that thick stack be bombs? (T pan T)

Next, Yu Nian played a single 6, Xiao Long followed with an 8, and Yang Jiayue pressed with a black commander.

Xiao Long didn't have the Red Commander in his hands, so he pinned his hopes on Wang Min, but Wang Min shrugged and said, "Yes."

Yang Jia jumped out a few straights, Xiao Long's cards were so scattered that he couldn't connect them at all, but Yu Nian was able to catch them.Seeing that the situation was not right, Wang Min forced a straight, but was blown up by Yu Nian with a small bomb (5 circles).

Xiao Long took a look at the only three bombs in his hand, even Yu Nian's "small bomb" couldn't deal with it, so why bother!

After a few rounds, Xiao Long finally got the right to play a card.

He pitifully released his "preserved" pair 5 for a long time, Yang Jiayue smiled and said, "Let's go." That tone was full of sympathy...

Wang Min scored 10 correctly, and it was Yu Nian's turn. Xiao Long kept praying in his heart: pass, pass, pass!

Yu Nian leisurely picked up the stack of cards on the ground, and drew three more: "Heart crutches."

Xiao Long burst into tears: Nima, what a novice!Throwing a pier is like throwing a pair of threes!This **** is definitely a card god!

Wang Min finally said with emotion: "You are so tricky!"

Yu Nian touched the back of his head: "Yes."

There is no explanation for Xiao Long's death from internal injuries.

When playing cards, when the player's hand is less than ten cards, the number will be automatically counted.

In the end, everyone reported the number, and Xiao Long still had a bunch of cards in his hand. Wang Min was anxious for him: "What cards do you have left?"

Xiao Long was speechless, a 3, a 4, a pair of 9s, a pair of 10s, 3 crutches...and a mini bomb QQQQ.

"What cards do you want?" Wang Min asked, he had already given up making secret moves with Xiao Long, that guy's cards were so bad that people didn't even bother to play psychological tricks!

Xiao Long said in frustration: "One, two, three, all of them."

Wang Min: "...is the point greater than ten?"

Yang Jiayue said narrowly: "Hey, you two are discussing too blatantly. Think we don't exist?"

Wang Min sighed, and played a 2. In the trick-clearing game, the 2 starter is the smallest card, and the 3 can beat it.

When Xiao Long saw that 2, he became Sparta. Brother, did you tear down 6 2s?Oops!

Yu Nian asked Yang Jiayue, "Do you want to follow?"

Yang Jiayue: "Yes."

Yu Nian: "Then I'll live."

"..." Xiao Long flung out a 3.

"Thank you." Yang Jiayue followed a 4 with a smile.

Xiao Long vomited blood, if he knew it, he would have played 4 first!

Yang Jiayue collected the remaining cards in his hand, and said relaxedly: "I'm almost done."

Yu Nian: "Oh, but I still have a bomb."

Yang Jiayue: "Blow it up."

Xiao Long: "..."

"I can't save you." Wang Min flicked Yang Jiayue's 4 with a straight flush, leaving a trick in his hand. It stands to reason that it would be safe to run away.

"Wait a minute," Yu Nian smiled, "I'm going to blow you up."

Wang Min: "..."

Immediately afterwards, everyone watched Yu Nian throw out three Red Commanders, his eyes shining like obsidian under the light: "Burning you."

Wang Min: "..."

Yu Nian asked with a smile, "This should be the biggest trick, right?"

Xiao Long: "..." Without such a self-created killer move!Who told you it was braised in soy sauce!Braised your big head eggplant!

In the end, Yu Nian bombed 4 kings in the air, the first one won, and Xiao Longhe didn't even have a chance to take the bomb. Yang Jia jumped out with 5 threes in the last hand, the second one won, Xiao Long and Wang Min lost completely!

But compared to Xiao Long, Wang Min is more aggrieved. Xiao Long's card is justifiable, but Wang Min was locked up with three diamonds. ...!