Grand Collection

"Dangdangdangdang!" Kong Yi nimbly jumped into Shangguxuan's shop door, pinning his left hand behind his back, smiling with a big dimple on his side face, "Guess what good things I received today."

Kang Chunjie sat quietly on the rattan chair, put the rare book in his hand on the coffee table, looked up at the man in front of him, and said lazily, "No guessing."

"Guess it," Kong Yi jumped over and squatted beside the wicker chair, with a look of unloved expression, "Chunchun wife, guess it, you can only tell you after you guess it..."

Luo Zigeng looked up from behind the computer, "Ah Yi, didn't you take your medicine when you went out this morning?"

"Tuyan, you!" Kong Yilan pointed, holding the armrest of the rattan chair, and moaned, "Chunchun wife, look at Da Genggeng bullying me!"

Kang Chunjie's eyes were full of tenderness, and he poked his forehead with his fingers, "You are not a bully."

"People only want you to bully."

Kang Chunjie finally showed a smile, "What's in your hand?"

"you guess!"

"I just received it today? It seems that the size is not big, less than 150 pieces," Kang Chunjie said indifferently, "If it is an ordinary item, you won't be so excited, it is... the five famous kilns? Yuan Qinghua?"

"Quack quack guessed wrong!" Kong Yi brushed out a columnar body from behind, "Unexpected, right? Unexpected? Eye-opening, right?"

Luo Zigeng looked at the things in his hand and gasped, "You..."

"Kneel down!" Kang Chunjie broke his voice in anger.

Kong Yi knelt down and shouted, "I was wrong!"

"Hehe," Luo Zigeng laughed, "This movement is quite skillful, it's almost cost-effective."

Kang Chunjie's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, he pulled his clothes resentfully, and lowered his voice, "Get up, I'm confused, I shouldn't shame you in public."

Kong Yi rubbed his face on the back of his hand with a smile on his face, "I'm not afraid of shame."

Kang Chunjie's face softened a little, his eyes glanced at the things in his hand, and he became a little colder, "Why do you have this in your hand? Who gave it to you? I'll send someone to get rid of him."

"I'm going! Don't make it so easy to kill people casually, okay?" Kong Yi leaned over and kissed his face, waving the thing in his hand, "Besides, this is not something shameful. I took it with great difficulty. What I got here, especially how good this one is. Look at how delicate and moist the enamel is. It feels like jade to the touch. It is a proper official kiln boutique. Look at the shape, how realistic it is. The glans, the folds, These veins, this coronal groove...the taste when inserted..."

"Shut up!" Kang Chunjie grabbed it and was about to fall to the ground when he raised his hand.

Kong Yi rushed forward and hugged his hand, "You can't drop it, you can't drop it, there are hundreds of this thing."

"You mallet!" Kang Chunjie could guess with his toes on whom he intended to use a dildo when he bought it, and cursed angrily, "Despicable! Shameless! Obscene!"

"Good scolding!" Kong Yi raised his hand and slapped himself, cursing, "Kill me, a despicable and shameless bastard, but daughter-in-law, you can't throw this one."

Kang Chunjie was trembling with anger, his lips were trembling and he couldn't speak.

Kong Yi leaned forward shyly, kissed the corner of his lips, and said with a playful smile, "Don't be angry, my good daughter-in-law. Our ancestors have extensive and profound skills in the house. We are all antiques, so we can't forget our ancestors."

"Hey, Second Young Master Kong has learned to speak idioms?" A burst of hearty laughter sounded from outside the door. Kong Xin put one hand in his trouser pocket and held a cigarette in the other. On the black-glazed porcelain, raised his eyebrows suddenly, and said narrowly, "I haven't seen you for a few days, and the Xian couple have already started to study the art of the house? It's really an eye-opener for Brother Yu."

Kong Yi turned his head and shouted at Luo Zigeng, "Brother, come and bite his cheap mouth!"

Luo Zigeng stood up from the computer, handed Kong Xin the tea made in the special purple sand pot, and said with a smile, "Then I don't dare. With your brother's sharp mouth, I don't know who will bite whom." Kang Chunjie took the blood-spitting thing in his hand and handed it to Kong Xin, nodded and said, "The appearance is really extraordinary."

"The size is even more unusual." Kong Xin took it over, holding the column body with his slender fingers and moving it up and down, "It is indeed the famous Wujin glaze in the Kangxi Dynasty. It is as black as lacquer and as lustrous as gold. Jade……"

The beautiful fingers are as white as jade, in stark contrast to the black lacquered column. Luo Zigeng felt his throat tighten and his eyes became hot. Kong Xin had already noticed it, and his movements became more erotic. He even smiled evilly and raised his eyes to glance at him. Looking at him smiling, I wondered in my heart if there will be a day when I won't revive my husband?

She put her arms around his shoulders, pressed against his body tightly, and said with a light smile, "Are you owed again?"

"What are you doing?" Kong Xin said righteously, "Don't hinder my appraisal!"

"Oh, just pretend," Luo Zigeng squeezed his buttocks, then turned to look at the things in his hand, "This thing is really delicate, and there are poems."

Kong Xin took out a miniature microscope from his pocket, and Luo Zigeng looked down with his chin resting on his shoulder, only to see "Moon on the West River" written in small letters on the angry column—to be named Jingdong Personnel, nicknamed Mr. Kok.She has a reputation for hoeing the strong and helping the weak, but she is used to beholden to the wilting man Yangqian.Often accompanied by sorrowful widows and resentful daughters, it can best heal itching and pain.To preserve Yujie and Bingqing, Yeye has never been alone.

Can't help laughing, "Good words by Li Liweng."

Kong Yi heard the words and leaned over, "What does this word mean?"

Luo Zigeng said, "Ah Yi, this thing is called Mr. Jiao. Look, it is empty inside and used to fill warm water. You can wear a belt to tie it around your ankles. There is a poem by Yao Lingxi that is very good, sharp and blunt. How many times have you figured it out? You know how to use the Pythagorean fee for the beauties, and how to use it."

Kang Chunjie had a gloomy face, "Luo Zigeng, how can you teach him these things? Ah Yi only becomes stupid after getting along with you for a long time..."

"Fuck, I'm not stupid!" Kong Yi yelled, "My wife, you always look down on him, he is very sad, if you touch him, his little heart will be broken into pieces."

"Hmph," Kang Chunjie snorted coldly, "What right do you have to be sad as a sex slave?"

Kong Yi argued, "Everyone has the right to be sad, this is a basic human right!"

Kang Chunjie glanced at him indifferently, "From today onwards, you are no longer human."

"Walter????"

"You are my dog, dog slave."

Luo Zigeng paused for a moment, thinking that the two of them had played too much, and when he was about to speak, Kong Xin pulled him away, turned around, met Kong Xin's interesting eyes, and shut his mouth.

I saw Kong Yi pounced on him shaking his head, and sang with a playful smile, "I am a little male dog with a strong lovemaking ability, and my master is the queen, so beautiful..."

Kang Chunjie was furious, "Shut up!"

The two of them were arguing, when suddenly Kang Chunjie's cell phone rang, he gave Kong Yi a hard look, took out his cell phone, scanned the caller number, frowned, and connected the phone, "Mr. Li, hello. "

"I'm sorry to disturb you during your busy schedule, Mr. Kang Chunjie." A polite voice came from the phone, "Your son Kang Tianzhen had a little friction with his friends in the kindergarten, which caused a bad influence. Regarding this, the principal Please come to the kindergarten this afternoon, what do you think?"

"Okay, I'll be there right away, I'm very sorry that Gouzi has caused trouble to everyone again," Kang Chunjie finished speaking, and hung up the phone expressionlessly.

Kong Yi blinked his eyes, "Is that little bastard Kang Tianzhen causing trouble again?"

Kang Chunjie put away his phone without saying a word, and looked at the man in front of him coldly.

Kong Yi suddenly covered in white sweat, and shouted, "What do you think I am doing? I was much smarter than that little bastard when I was young!!!"

"Hmph," Kang Chunjie looked at it for a long time and came to a conclusion, "Despicable genes."

"Damn it! You scolded our whole family in just five words!!!" Kong Yi was filled with indignation, "Go ask my brother, ask my uncle, if I, Kong Ershao, was younger than my younger brother when I was in kindergarten. Is the girl still good? I don't even dare to talk to others!"

"I can testify to this," Kong Xin said with a smile, "this kid just came back from the United States when he was in kindergarten, and he hadn't learned to speak Mandarin yet. The little friends in the kindergarten hated him very much, but after he learned to speak, everyone seemed to love him more. I despise him, this kid is both prodigal and sweet talker, he especially likes to flirt with girls, he has been a public enemy of boys since he was a child, and there are little girls crying to marry him, hey, what's the name of that girl? Li... Meimei?"

"Nonsense!!!" Kong Yi went crazy, "Are you my brother?"

"Of course not," Kong Xin said loudly, "I am your cousin."

Kong Yi turned his head and explained to Kang Chunjie anxiously, "Chunchun, don't listen to him, it's all about nothing. I was very obedient when I was young. I didn't have sweet words, nor did I attract little girls. I am Zhenlie. But Zhenlie, that little bastard Kang Tianzhen is acting like this now, you have to find the reason from yourself, the ancestors said that a loving mother often loses her son..."

Kang Chunjie's face suddenly darkened.

Kong Yi slapped himself on the face cleanly, "I'll smash this blunt mouth~"

"Crazy!" Kang Chunjie was amused by his convulsions, and his face softened a little, "The kindergarten teacher invited me to be a guest, you drive."

"okay!"

His wife had spoken, and Kong Yi put Kang Chunjie's coat on like a sensible puppy, and ran out to drive with the car keys in hand.

Kong Xin leaned on the counter, looked at them and smiled, and gave Kang Chunjie a thumbs up, "The imperial husband has skills."

"It's all about making a wish and accepting a wish," Kang Chunjie smiled lightly, put on his coat and went out.

A handsome slammed the brakes, and the car stopped at the entrance of the kindergarten. Kong Yi got out of the car, put his hips on his hips and looked at the mushroom-shaped building painted in a contrasting color, "This is where our son thrives?"

Kang Chunjie straightened his collar and walked into the garden first. When they came, the class was over, and the chicks all over the campus were running around. Kang Chunjie walked slowly, looking at the lively children with soft eyes—he I have never been to a public kindergarten. I grew up in the Kang family’s cottage palace, surrounded by a few tutors alone. What I have been taught since I was a child is how to grow up to be the king of counterfeiting in Jingdezhen. What is the nine-year compulsory education? eat?

When he walked into the office, he immediately saw Kang Tianzhen sitting on the sofa eating and drinking, and the little boy next to him who was sobbing sadly. Kong Yi rushed in, "Son, have you been bullied?"

"Ahem," came two awkward coughs from behind.

Kong Yi turned his head and saw a pretty young woman with a pretty face. Her eyes were eyes and her nose was a nose. It was a feeling of deja vu when all the facial features were put together. It is the so-called public face.

Then he approached with a smile on his face, stretched out his right hand, "Hello, director, I am Kang Tianzhen's father."

"Hello," the director stood up and shook hands with him, with a trace of hesitation in his beautiful eyes, "...Kong...Yi?"

Kong Yi was surprised, "You know me?"

"It's really Kong Yi?" The principal exclaimed in surprise, "I'm Li Meimei! We are at the same table in the kindergarten, and you bring imported chocolates to me every day..."

Kang Chunjie's handsome face was instantly as cold as ice.

Kong Yi held hands with her, feeling that the air seemed to be covered with spikes, sticking to his hand, twisting his neck stiffly, facing Kang Chunjie's staring eyes, gasped Air-conditioning, he withdrew his hand abruptly, and greeted people thousands of miles away, "It turns out to be classmate Li. I haven't seen him for many years, and he still has the same demeanor."

"Speaking is still so annoying," Li Meimei said coquettishly, "Back then you were called Meimei."

Kong Yi felt a layer of white sweat on his back and trembled, "No...impossible?"

"How is it impossible?" Li Meimei poked him teasingly, laughing wildly, "You were so annoying back then, you hooked up with so many girls, and everyone you met would call you sister..."

Huang Yinger's laughter was heard in Kong Yi's ears, like icicles in the cold weather of Sanjiu, stuck in his ears in a solid shape. He stared at his old classmate in front of him with a dumbfounded smile, "I was stupid at that time..."

"You're not stupid," Li Meimei smiled coquettishly, flipping through the schedule with her slender fingers, "We haven't seen each other for 30 years, I have to treat you to dinner, and it's also a gathering of old classmates. Just tonight."

Kong Yi laughed until his muscles became stiff, "Tonight..."

"Hmph," came a cold snort from behind.

Kong Yi shuddered, came back to his senses suddenly, hugged Kang Chunjie's slender waist, and said loudly, "No, I want to accompany my wife tonight."

"Then come with the respected lady..." Li Meimei's charming laughter stopped suddenly, and she looked at the two people standing side by side in front of her in astonishment, "You..."

Kong Yi embraced Kang Chunjie and laughed, "Let me introduce, this is my wife, Kong Kang..."

"Hmph," another cold snort.

Kong Yi's voice stopped abruptly, and he looked at him cautiously, "What are your orders, my wife?"

"thirsty."

"I'm thirsty, drink water, drink water, let's drink water," Kong Yi immediately searched for water like a little eunuch, "Hey, that... Meimei..."

Kang Chunjie raised his eyes, "Huh?"

"Student Li!!!" Kong Yi immediately changed his words, "Do you have tea in your office, your sister-in-law likes to drink Dongding Oolong these days."

Li Meimei seemed to be petrified in place. Hearing this, she raised her finger to the tea table and said dumbly, "Only Longjing."

Kong Yi turned to ask for instructions, "My lord, can we drink Longjing?"

Kang Chunjie nodded reservedly.

Kong Yi immediately started making tea, turned his corner of the eye, and saw Kang Tianzhen who had just finished eating a piece of crispy ice and was stretching his paws towards his schoolbag, he yelled, "What other snacks are hidden in the schoolbag? Hand it over!"

Kang Tianzhen's little hand shook, and the board fell out crookedly.

Kong Yi successfully seized his son's Shuangwaiwaiyiban, removed a bottle, inserted a straw and brought it to his wife, "Hey, the tea is too hot, let's drink this when I'm thirsty."

So Kang Chunjie and Kang Tianzhen sat side by side on the sofa, having a drink together.

"Ahem, that..." Li Meimei finally recovered her voice, and looked at Kong Yi embarrassedly, "I invite you two to come here today, the main reason is...Kid Kang Tianzhen was sleeping at noon, and while the teacher on duty was not paying attention, he secretly Kissed the tall kid, and threatened to interrupt him if he dared to tell the teacher...cough cough...break his third leg..."

"This bastard son!" Kong Yi was furious. He glanced at the little boy next to him with pears and rain, and saw tears hanging on his white and tender face. My son was sore and shattered.

Turning his head and yelling at Kang Tianzhen, "You idiot, how old is a tall and strong kid? The third leg is useless at all, what's the point of you interrupting him?"

Kang Tianzhen retorted childishly, "Why are you yelling, it will be useful sooner or later!"

Kong Yi began to grab his sleeves, "How dare you talk back, against you?"

"Wow wow!!!" Kang Tianzhen covered his face with his hands and cried loudly, "Your domestic violence! You can even deal with such a cute blue boy paper? Don't you just bully Tianzhen and really feel numb?"

The young boy's condemnation pierced into the hearts of the two of them instantly like a sharp knife. Kong Yi's high-raised hand suddenly couldn't hold on. After a stalemate for a long time, he slowly fell down, patted his little head lightly, and cursed, "You are such a cute little blue kid, do you know that I was a flower in the kindergarten back then. Compared with me, you are far behind. You are a weasel and a mouse. One generation is not as good as the next..."

Kang Tianzhen's black eyes peeked at him through the gaps in his fingers, "...are you a weasel?"

"I'm a pervert, ahhh!"

"Hmph," Kang Chunjie cleared his throat.

Kong Yi immediately stopped as if he had pressed the OFF button.

Kang Chunjie moistened his throat, sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, and said in a particularly noble and glamorous way, "Kang Tianzhen, I'll give you 3 minutes to explain."

The person at the top of the food chain spoke, even though he was brave and innocent like Kang, he was still a little uneasy, "That... 1 reasons to love him?"

Kang Chunjie's face darkened.

"Smash my cheap mouth!" Kang Tianzhen yelled and slapped himself, touching his sore face and complaining, "Ma Ma, don't beat the mandarin ducks, people seem to love Da Zhuang Zhuang more." .”

"..." Kang Chunjie looked at him and said nothing.

After the father and son looked at each other for half a second, Kang Tianzhen flopped down like a deflated ball, and muttered, "Don't look at him like that, Dad, he just thinks he's big, strong, handsome, white and fragrant, I really want to marry and go home..."

Kong Yi covered his face, this little bastard was polluted by someone's despicable genes into such a cowardly look.

Kang Chunjie said calmly, "The tall and strong kid is a boy."

"Tianzhen is also a boy," Kang Tianzhen raised his orchid and pointed his chin, "Father and Er Bangchui are also boys, how can we talk about sex if they are different?"

The muscles on Li Meimei's face twitched, "That...Kong Yi, Mr. Kang, is your family's education..."

"Our education is a little biased," Kang Chunjie sighed calmly, and looked at Kang Tianzhen expressionlessly, "You can fall in love with people of different genders. Although there are few heterosexuals around us, we can't discriminate against them. "

Li Meimei: "..."

Kang Chunjie continued, "Kang Tianzhen, you are only 6 years old. You haven't reached the time to fall in love, let alone marry a wife. It's wrong to secretly kiss a tall and strong kid without his consent. Threatening him is even more wrong, do you know what's wrong?"

Kang Tianzhen glanced at Kang Chunjie and then at Kong Yi, thinking that it was impossible for Papa to intercede with Ma Ma for her, so she bowed her head resignedly, "Naive really knew I was wrong."

"Very good." Kang Chunjie touched his little head and forced him to turn around. "Now, apologize to the tall and strong kid."

Kang Tianzhen felt very sad. Not only did Gao Dazhuang not like kissing him, but he also told the teacher, which seriously hit his male self-esteem. Thinking of this, tears filled his eyes, and he said in a low voice, "Da Zhuang Zhuang, yes, I'm sorry..."

Gao Dazhuang didn't expect Xiaobawang to apologize to him, he was startled, "No, it's okay..."

Kang Tianzhen burst into tears and sobbed, "I... will never kiss you secretly again..."

"No, it's okay..." Gao Dazhuang said dumbly.

"Da Zhuangzhuang..." Kang Tianzhen took out the last bottle of Shuangwaiwai from his schoolbag, stuffed it into Gao Dazhuang's hand, and sniffled, "Can I still be your little partner in the future?"

Tall Zhuang nodded his head heavily, "En!"

The head of the kindergarten successfully resolved a case of children playing hooligans, and heaved a sigh of relief, "It will be fine if the reconciliation is made, and we will still be friends playing together in the future."

The couple took Kang Tianzhen home from the office to teach him a lesson. Gao Dazhuang sat blankly on the sofa, holding the bottle of Shuangwaiwai that Kang Tianzhen gave him before leaving, blinking his eyes, and suddenly felt that the little Bawangli had an expression on his face. Rain looks so handsome.