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103 The Journey of a Crap

Zhou Ran followed Erbao's cat nose, the little thing likes to eat fish, and he smelled delicious fish from a distance, and immediately meowed in a certain direction with baring teeth and claws.

They walked to a place that sells small fish in bulk. There were a lot of people in a chaotic crowd, but there were not many people buying them. Zhou Ran put the second treasure into a big pocket, and held it down with one hand to prevent it from jumping suddenly. He came out to make trouble, pushed through the crowd with one hand, Huo Wendong carefully guarded behind.

Next to him was a young man in his early twenties calling out, "Miss Boss, how much is your little fish per catty, weigh me."

The proprietress is an old lady in her 50s. Her hair is a little gray, her forehead is full of vicissitudes of life, and she wears old clothes that have been washed white, but her hands and feet are very nimble. She laughed when she heard this, and gave him a cheap price, then stuffed several handfuls of small fish larvae into the bag, and weighed them in her hand.

Zhou Ran noticed that the young man had packed two bags of small fish in total, but he only gave the proprietress the one with a larger size. He stood behind and took a few more glances, then pulled Huo Wendong a little further away, and stood at a distance. The proprietress took a bag closer and called Xiaoyuzi.

After a while, another person appeared behind the young man, dressed in gaudy clothes, twisting his buttocks when he was walking, and exuding a sissy coquettish air @浪 all over his body. Originally, he was whispering something to that young man. , but when he saw Huo Wendong from the corner of his eyes, his eyes lit up immediately.

Zhou Ran's whole body was wrapped tightly, with a hat on his head, ink stains on his face, and scarves and gloves on his neck and hands. Although Zhou Ran's temperament was bright, but at this moment, the little bitch, with eyes Huo Wendong was the only one he could see, and Zhou Ran was subconsciously ignored by him immediately.

Then he lowered his head and chatted with the young man, and then walked over with his buttocks twisted and his hips swaying. Zhou Ran picked out several flavors of small fish, and turned his head to ask Huo Wendong, "The more braised ones are still spicy. More." Looking at the full bag, he seemed to think of something again, "Do you want to post some back to Lin Lang and the others? I heard that this small fish is a local specialty of this place."

Huo Wendong squeezed his palm secretly, and said warmly: "It's okay, they will buy it if they want to eat, we don't have to think about that, just buy enough for the road, if you really like it, we will buy more when we come back, ah."

Zhou Ran let out an 'oh', grabbed two bags in her hands, filled some more, and then handed them to the proprietress, asking her to weigh them.

But the young man over there only paid for the slightly larger bag of little fish, and they were about to leave together grabbing the small bag of little fish. I only paid for the bag of baby fish."

The young man who was only soft-spoken just now changed his face immediately, "Hey, old woman, I just bought something with real money and silver, what do you mean by that, what do you mean, huh? Do I still like it? Your idea? It's a joke."

It wasn't the first time that the proprietress had seen this, she immediately looked at the young man sternly, and said in a deep voice, "Young man, I advise you not to make trouble, the patrol team is not vegetarian."

The young man grinned, didn't bother to pay attention to her, and was about to leave with two bags of small fishes in his hands. After being grabbed by the proprietress, he pushed it smoothly, and after shaking for a while, the wooden shelf holding the small fishes did not fall .

There was a whining sound in the distance, followed by a series of 'bang and bang and bang...' The sound was quite loud, but the discussion from the crowd was even louder, covering people's ears for a while.

Zhou Ran glanced at the little fish boy in his hand, then at the arrogant young man, patted the second treasure in the big pocket, stroked his neck hair, and saw that it comfortably exposed its soft belly, Whispered a few words, pointed at the young man's seat and moved, and then Er Bao let out a meow, pulled it out of his pocket, jumped onto the wooden shelf, jumped towards the young man's direction, hung on the There is a claw on his body, 'Let you grab my rations, let you grab my rations, I will scratch you to death, scratch you to death, hum...'

Seeing that the situation was just right, the proprietress picked up a long stick next to the wooden shelf, raised her hand and screamed at the young man, the little girl who came behind was so frightened that she hid aside, as if she wanted to step forward but was afraid of harming herself look like.Of course, the worst thing about this girl is that even when she hides here to watch the excitement, she still doesn't forget to wink at Huo Wendong a few times, begging for love pitifully.

Zhou Ran stared at it for a few moments, then suddenly smiled, and raised his voice and called out, "Ma'am, did that man also have a baby fish in his body?"

The proprietress was skeptical, looked at Zhou Ran and Huo Wendong, and then looked at the appearance of the little bitch hiding around, she was probably convinced in her heart, just now she saw this sissy guy talking to that young man , maybe it was really hidden, and Zhou Ran asked the kitten to help her just now, so her heart was naturally biased towards Zhou Ran.

"Stop, show me, do you have something in your pocket?" The proprietress stepped on the young man with one foot, and pointing at the little girl with a long stick in one hand, she raised her eyebrows and asked seriously.

The little girl looked at Zhou Ran bitterly, with a sad face, "I didn't, I didn't take your stuff, really, if you don't believe me, you can search for it yourself." But seeing the proprietress coming forward with a stick in her hand At that time, he ran away, and the young man behind him also ran, but was hit by Huo Wendong with a small stone on his calf bone and fell down.

At this time, several policemen who came to patrol had hurried over, packed up the person and took him to the guard room in a few moments, waiting to be handed over to other security agencies.

The proprietress quickly packed up the small fish that were scattered on the ground, patted the dust from the packaging, and put them on the side of the wooden shelf, clapped her hands, and then walked towards Zhou Ran and Huo Wendong with a bright smile, " Young man, I really thank you this time, if it wasn’t for your help, the old woman really couldn’t stop these junks.” Seeing that there were still a few bags of dried fish in Zhou Ran’s hand, Zhou Ran hurried forward to take the little fish After packing it, he stuffed it into Zhou Ran's hands with a smile, "This is just a thank you gift, ah, don't dislike the small gift."

Before Zhou Ran could evade, Erbao rushed directly to those bags, clutching them tightly, as if they were already his property, Zhou Ran had no choice but to bump into Huo Wendong behind him, telling him to wait When they left, they secretly put the money on her stall, and the two of them took the big bag of dried fish and walked to the place where they took the train before.

They stayed on the platform before, but because of Erbao's guidance, they slowly walked out of the platform and went directly to the trading area outside. Therefore, when they came back and saw the empty railroad tracks, they were completely dazed. .

"Where's the train?" Zhou Ran stared at it for a while, then turned to poke Huo Wendong's shoulder, and asked in a daze.

Huo Wendong was also speechless for a while, staring at the railroad track for several minutes, then shrugged, took Zhou Ran's hand and walked out, "Let's go, let's go by car."

Two idiots, they were thrown off by the train the first time they took the train, and the two dragged them far away. Zhou Ran raised his head and asked Huo Wendong, "Isn't our luggage still on that train?"

"..." Huo Wendong touched his nose, and suddenly touched a small piece of hard paper in his pocket, and suddenly had an idea in his mind, "The person just gave me a business card, and I will call him for help when the time comes." We'll just mail it over."

Zhou Ran lowered his head and Er Bao stared at each other, shrugged, "That's the only way to go."

The sky was dim, and the two casually found a small restaurant to have a hasty meal.

Huo Wendong glanced at Zhou Ran, who was eating very slowly, and remembered that Linlang had said on the paper that a certain scenic spot here would have fireworks these days, because the previous few times were either unrealistic or messed up Things, so, I always want to make up for it, at least I can leave some good memories, right?

The two walked to the mountainside of the scenic area on foot. Zhou Ran stood on the open space and looked around, and asked suspiciously, "Are you sure there are fireworks here? I don't think it looks like it."

Huo Wendong stood beside Zhou Ran with a stiff mouth, and said, "Wait a minute, it's still early, and I'll come out to set off the fireworks later."

Zhou Ran glanced at him dubiously, feeling that his unlucky records today were constantly being refreshed, and while feeling depressed, he hoped that this time he would have good luck and be unlucky.

The two waited for a while, seeing a group of people running down from the mountain, Huo Wendong hurriedly asked, "Hey, didn't you say that there were fireworks? Why haven't they been set off yet?"

One of the men in his thirties paused and replied out of breath, "Run quickly, it's going to rain later, and there's no place to hide from the rain around here."

As soon as he finished speaking, the rain from the sky that day suddenly poured down like a basin, and the raindrops hit; Zhou Ran's face immediately became so stinky that it couldn't smell any more.

"Go, run quickly..."

After finally running to the bottom of the mountain, he stopped a taxi and drove back to the hotel. When he got off the car, Huo Wendong gave the driver some more money. There was no way, the car was full of water seeping from their bodies, and the people who entered the hotel At that time, the two of them almost became drowned chickens.

While walking inside, Zhou Ran tidied up his coat and clothes, which were heavy after absorbing water, and took off his scarf, hat, coat, and sunglasses one after another. Now he can only be thankful that the backpack he is carrying is waterproof Yes, Erbao is very safe hiding inside.

After taking off the boy's coat, the tall and straight figure wearing a medium-thick knitted sweater was revealed. Fortunately, the coat was thick enough, and the clothes inside were not wet, and the wet hair lost the cover of the sunglasses , his handsome and unruly face was immediately exposed in front of everyone, especially Zhou Ran, who was impatient with the wet bangs, raised his hand and stroked him directly on his forehead, full forehead, beautiful nose line, plump lips, and Those indifferent eyes are all attracting people's attention.

Huo Wendong took the wet coat from Zhou Ran's hand with one hand, and then wiped the rainwater off his face. His masculine face and his rare gray eyes immediately made people's eyes shine. When he was standing At the front desk, when I told the room number I had booked before and asked the front desk service lady to get the key, the faces of the two front desk staff blushed instantly, and after a few seconds of distraction, they quickly lowered their heads to look for the file.

Zhou Ran stood on one side with a blank expression on his face. A man on the opposite side blinked at him, raised his hand and waved it a little bit twice, and gestured to him with ambiguous eyes. Zhou Ran glanced lightly and turned his head away.

After the front desk clerk found the file and confirmed that Huo Wendong's conditions met, he hurriedly found the key for him. At this moment, another person entered the door, cursing the ghostly weather in a low voice, and holding the orchid finger to dust off the dirt on his body just now. Rainwater, walking in with a twisted buttocks.

Seeing Huo Wendong, his eyes sparkled instantly, but before he came up to strike up a conversation, Zhou Ran's eyes met his. The little bitch I met.

Zhou Ran squinted his eyes for a few seconds, then stood there indifferently, waiting for Huo Wendong to get the key, then casually took the man's hand and took the elevator upstairs.

That little bitch bit her lip unwillingly, she was a little bit glad that she chose this hotel today, otherwise she would not have met such a high-quality man, oh, just think about that man's strong physique, he would Feeling fever all over the body, the mood suddenly rose, and slowly, thinking about the appearance of the man and the annoying boy who needed to live here for a few days, his heart moved, and he hurried to the side to ask the front desk clerk for help. After leaving the room, I'm going to go back to the room at night and get ready to see if I can find a way to hook up.

When Huo Wendong pulled Zhou Ran into the elevator, and the little bitch also walked away, the waitress on the left of the front desk, little A, was dazed and grabbed the little C on the right, screaming in a low voice like a nympho, "Why? What to do, I feel like my heart is going to jump out."

Little C slapped little A on the head, and when she came back to her senses, she smiled and gossiped: "The younger boy is called Mei, okay? Ah... no, my heart is stimulated Now, you said the two of them wouldn't be in that kind of relationship, right?"

Little A was puzzled, not quite sure, "It doesn't look like it." However, thinking of the little bitch who came later, she asserted with certainty, "I think the one who came later must be engaged in a certain profession. "

Little C blinked, the two looked at each other and smiled, then lowered their heads tacitly and went to busy with the matter in hand.

The room on the sixth floor was booked by Lin Lang early on. When she returned to the room, the suitcase left in the train station was also mailed back by the middle-aged man. Huo Wendong was busy packing and pushed Zhou Ran in. After washing in the bathroom, he lowered his head and sorted out the things in Zhou Ran's backpack. Erbao buried his head in it and fell asleep again. When he was suddenly carried out, his back suddenly rose, and his cat's eyes widened vigilantly.

Huo Wendong followed Zhou Ran's example and flicked Erbao's cat's nose. Seeing it groaning and rolling on the sofa in an exaggerated manner, the dark clouds in his heart were dispelled a lot, although he had repeatedly opposed Zhou Ran to bring it out together. When traveling, I always feel uncomfortable seeing it, but occasionally when I look at it again in my spare time, I don't feel disgusted with Erbao.

Zhou Ran quickly took off his clothes and lay in the bathtub filled with water. He was comfortable and lazy, and the fatigue all over his body was relieved at once. However, Huo Wendong, who was thinking outside, hadn't washed yet, his body was sticky and wet I don't know how uncomfortable it is.

After Xiaoxiao washed up, Zhou Ran came out in her pajamas, kissed the man, and asked him to take a shower to get tired.

The scattered things on the sofa have been tidied up, and Er Bao nestled on a thin blanket and continued to sleep with his head on his head, sleeping heartlessly with his limbs spread out, without the consciousness of being a cat at all.

As soon as he took a towel to wipe his hair, there were knocks on the door.

When I opened it to look, I saw a room attendant pushing a dining station in front of the door. Seeing Zhou Ran was a little surprised, she lost her mind for a while, but the rationality of her profession quickly brought her back to her senses, "Sir, Chen from Room 608 Sir sent you a bottle of high-end red wine, I hope you can bring it to the appointment."

Zhou Ran raised his eyebrows, stared at the bottle of red wine for a few moments, and suddenly remembered a person, and smiled with curved lips, "Sorry, I think he got the wrong room, I remember he seemed to be right about room 611. That gentleman is very interested, did you send the wrong room?"

The room attendant hesitated for a while, thinking that Zhou Ran seemed to be with another man when he went upstairs, hesitated for a while, "Okay, I'll ask again, I'm sorry to bother you."

Zhou Ran waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's okay, you should send it quickly."

Seeing the waiter knocking on the door, the little girl poked her head out of surprise and took the red wine, touched the corner of her lips and smiled lightly, closed the doorknob slightly, turned around and went back to pour a glass of water, and sat on the sofa to drink slowly. water.

After a while, it wasn't until the man who was winking and waving at him in the lobby happily entered the room of the little bitch, that he pressed the button with a smile on his face and made a call.

Half an hour later, when Huo Wendong came out of the bathroom, he saw his child hugging the pillow on the sofa and rolling like something. He hugged the child and kissed him. Just as he was about to ask what was the matter, suddenly there was a crowd outside the door. It became noisy.

Zhou Ran jumped up from the sofa, and when he ran to the door to look, he saw the local police aggressively arresting the little bitch and the ambiguous man, and waved away the onlookers, "Get out of the way, get out of the way, The police handle the case and come out to prostitute, you don't get too close..."

Zhou Ran leaned on Huo Wendong, and smiled ironically at the corner of his mouth. After seeing the two people being taken away, he turned around and wanted to go back to the room, but he caught a glimpse of something from the corner of his eyes. Thinking secretly with his head.

Why does this person look so familiar?

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