White lotus cultivation system

Xie Zhang sat on the edge of the bed with a smile, and said to Uncle Bing who was covered with a quilt: "At that time, you just woke up and fell into the sea, holding a white plastic board. , the parachute is orange-red, and at the time of sunset in the evening, spread across the sea, the orange sunlight falls on it, and a small piece of sea behind you seems to be coated with a layer of golden red... My crew When you asked me to see it, you just raised your face, I was really dumbfounded, thinking I saw the legendary mermaid... the tail is the color of a little goldfish."

Uncle Bing was still listening to it as an anecdote, but when he heard the back, he suddenly felt a strange feeling in his body, and he quickly stopped the other party: "Stop, don't talk!"

"Huh?" Xie Zhang uttered a syllable in doubt.

Mr. Mercenary took a deep breath. The strange feeling on his lower body gave him an ominous premonition. He quickly lifted the quilt on his body, and a bright golden-red light instantly blinded the eyes of both of them.

Because the scene is that Uncle Bing has just been fished out of the sea, so the wet clothes on his body have been taken off, and the whole person is wrapped in the quilt, and now the quilt is lifted, and the white and smooth upper body is completely naked Covertly exposed in the air, exuding a seductive luster, but the two of them are not focusing on it at this time, but on Ye Zhen's lower body♂, an extremely gorgeous fishtail.

Xie Zhang's eyes were filled with amazement, and he reached out his hand unconsciously to caress the golden scales in front of his eyes. The tentacles were cool, smooth, and delicate. This Mr. Xie, who had been taught harshly by his mother since he was a child, opened his mouth at this moment, but in the end he could only spit out Four words to express my mood at the moment: "... ouch."

He was still immersed in the surprise of his sweetheart turning into a mermaid, but when he turned his head, he saw Ye Zhen holding a fruit knife in his hand, gesticulating to strike at his fish's tail.

"Stop! Don't act recklessly!" Xie Zhang hurriedly stopped Uncle Bing, and persuaded him earnestly: "You are beautiful even with a fish tail, I won't dislike you, don't be too hard on yourself!"

Xie Zhang stretched out his hand to snatch the knife, while thinking that this is not possible, to prevent the other party from doing this kind of thing again.Uncle Bing was worried that Xie Zhang's mood would be unstable, so he let Xie Zhang take the knife away as soon as he let go of his hand. At the same time, he felt his wrists tighten suddenly, and a pair of cold handcuffs cut his hands behind him.

Mr. Xie looked at his mermaid pitifully handcuffed to the bed, a fish tail flicked back and forth sullenly, Xie Zhang's face was swept, Liang Liang didn't use much force, but aroused a pang of pain The feeling of numbness, um, the flexibility is so good...wait!He suddenly thought about it again, turned his hand over, and a gag appeared in his palm. He put the gag on his sweetheart, and was satisfied to see that the other was biting a rubber ball in his mouth, and could no longer close his jaw—— Well, this way, he will not be afraid of self-harm at all.

Mr. Mercenary never received this kind of treatment since he was a child. He was so angry that he didn't even flick his tail. He just twisted his waist and turned over to stop looking at the nasty guy sitting in front of the bed.

"Angry?" Xie Zhang leaned forward and put his hands on Uncle Bing's shoulders, trying to pull him back: "I'm afraid that you will harm yourself, I have to do it."

self harm?Uncle Bing couldn't help but laugh, rolled his eyes, and shook his head.

"what do you want to say?"

"Woooo."

"Uh, I can't talk... How about this, I'll take the gag off for you, and you have to make sure you won't harm yourself." Xie Zhang stroked his chin.

When Uncle Bing heard this, he nodded quickly, very, very pitiful!

After the gag was removed, Xie Zhang brushed aside Ye Zhen's hair sticking to the corner of his mouth: "The fish tail is so cute, you really have to kill yourself."

"I didn't want to harm myself," Uncle Bing let out a sigh of relief, "I don't think the fish tail grew on me, as if it wrapped my legs, so I wanted to cut the fish tail open to free my hands." leg."

Hearing this, Mr. Xie stretched out his hand to touch the tail of the fish in front of him again, and said, "It's so real, why do I think it's growing on my body..."

"...shut up." Uncle Bing said through gritted teeth, he felt his legs were really stuck.

"Oh, oh." Xie Zhang smiled shyly.

"Help me open the handcuffs." Ye Zhen said.This pair of handcuffs may be the product of Xie Zhang's subconscious belief that they are very effective. Just like Dr. Zhao's Misty Land and Han Yi's Runaway Russia, they belong to an invincible existence, and he can't break free with his strength.

"You can open it, but you have to promise me that you will be an optimistic, gentle and gentle mermaid."

Uncle Bing could only nod with the corners of his mouth twitching.

Xie Zhang conjured up a key, inserted it into the keyhole of the handcuffs, and turned it for a long time, but the handcuffs did not seem to loosen at all. The big chaebol threw the key away without any sincerity: "Oh, I can't open it."

Ye Zhen didn't know that the other party was playing tricks on him, so he turned his head and opened his mouth to bite. Xie Zhang was already half-kneeling on the bed with one leg to unlock him, but now Ye Zhen turned around and bit the root of his thigh, making him "Ow" cried out loudly: "It's only a few centimeters away, my dear! Just a few centimeters away, your sexual happiness for the rest of your life will be over! Let go, baby!"

Uncle Bing increased the force on his mouth.

The big profiteer finally begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, let me go, I'll unlock it for you, little one!"

Only then did Mr. Mercenary let go, licking his lips with a sneer.

Xie Zhang looked at the mermaid in front of him raised his head, and slyly stretched out his small tongue to brush his red lips, and couldn't help swallowing secretly. If he didn't know that the other party was dreaming the same dream as himself, he might have endured it long ago. Can't help but shoot.

However, he changed his mind, what if he made a move now?Conquering beauties with masculine charm...

"Boom—" Suddenly there was a loud noise outside the cabin, which interrupted Xie Zhang's unrealistic thoughts. The hull suddenly tilted, and the two of them became unstable and fell into a ball.

"What's wrong? What happened?" It couldn't be Han Yi or Gu Shaofeng or Ye Fei, right?No, it's impossible!

Ye Zhen couldn't stand up because of the tail of the fish. Xie Zhang stretched out his hand and hugged him horizontally. He walked out of the cabin and ran to the deck. There was no one on the deck. There was another loud bang, and the two followed the sound. Turning his head to look, there were two "pa, pa" and his jaw fell to the ground.

The entire hull is tightly entangled by something a few meters in diameter that looks like octopus tentacles. Countless tentacles continue to climb onto the boat from the sea, and half the face of a giant octopus with a very curious painting style is exposed on the sea surface, almost With a width of 1000 meters, he was slapping the hull of the "Talisisi" with his tentacles like a piling with his face ╭(▔◎▔)ツ, and the ship sank every time he slapped it.

"Be careful!" Ye Zhen shouted with wide-eyed eyes.

Xie Zhang subconsciously led the person to roll to the side, dodging an attacking tentacle. At the same time, another tentacle stretched out from behind like lightning. The tentacles covered the sky and covered the sky. The two had no way to avoid it. Wrapped around the waist, dragged into the sea.Mr. Xie hugged Ye Zhen desperately to prevent the two from being separated in the huge impact of the sea water. The sea water poured in, and the mercenary found that he could breathe in the water, so he continued to transfer oxygen to Xie Zhang mouth to mouth.

"Untie my hands." He mouthed in the water.

Xie Zhang understood, moved his lips, and spit out five syllables. Uncle Bing only felt that the handcuffs were washed away with the sea water as soon as his wrist was loosened. , but found that the tentacles clamped the two of them like iron tongs, and they couldn't move at all with the strength of mortals.

Only Xie Zhang's subconscious mind can help him get out of trouble now.Ye Zhen thought of this, and mouthed to the other party: "Quickly find a way!"

Xie Zhang thought for a while and said, "It is said that your mermaid's singing can confuse the hearts of creatures. Xiao Zhen, try singing a song."

Ye Zhen spurted out his old blood, he, he is a mercenary, what can he sing? !

"Baa!~~" The giant octopus is entangled with people in its tentacles. It seems to have achieved its intention, and it doesn't care about the sinking cruise ship. It pulls people straight to the deep sea at a speed that doesn't fit its size.

The ever-increasing pressure of the sea water made Xie Zhang's face turn blue, and he opened his mouth and said, "Love!"

Uncle Bing was more anxious than him. After holding back for a long time, finally a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he opened his small cherry mouth: "Get up! I don't want to be a slave, people..." At least he used Li Mohuai's identity as a few slaves in Huaguo The middle school students who are half a month old have not learned anything else, the national anthem and radio gymnastics are still fine.

"Ah Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff!!..." Xie Zhang choked on water suddenly, Ye Zhen quickly gave him another breath, and then continued singing: "Let us bleed..."

The big octopus paused.

Then the two of them looked at this thing that was enough for them to eat with their stomachs open for ten years, their expressions changed from ╭(▔◎▔)ツ to ~(≧▽≦)ツ "...?" Uncle Bing widened his eyes , There is a bad feeling.

"No, you sang a war song, which excited him!" Xie Zhang covered his eyes, "He's gone berserk!"

"咩嘤嘤嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿吱吱!!!~~~" The big octopus yelled happily, and swam towards the water at a faster speed. If the previous speed was rippling, then it is now a ghost attack!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Change a song!" Xie Zhang said urgently.

Uncle Bing held his head frantically, racking his brains.

"Yes!" Uncle Bing said, "happybirthdaytoyou~happybirthdaytoyou!"

"Baa?" The big octopus tilted its head.

Mr. Mercenary didn't know if this trick would work, so he could only bite the bullet and keep repeating those two tunes to the beast in front of him.

The expression of the big octopus gradually changed from ~(≧▽≦)ツ to (#￣▽￣#), and the tentacles wrapped around the two of them also slowly loosened. Uncle Xie and the two quickly seized the opportunity to break away from the tentacles Swim up.

"Baa chi!" The long tentacles caught up again and entangled the two of them.Seeing this, Ye Zhen and Xie Zhang couldn't help feeling desperate.They heard the big octopus say: "Nai's singing has purified the black gears in the nest. To express my gratitude, I invite you to play at home."

Xie Zhang & Uncle Bing: "..." We don't want to play with you, please let me go.

The author has something to say:

Xie Xiaowu's unlocking spell: pineapple jackfruit.

Black gear: A thing in the cartoon Digimon. After the kind little babies are implanted with black gear, they will become very violent.

This chapter is full of malice and insanity.