White lotus cultivation system

Today, it is rare for everyone to spare a day of free time, and take the children to drive to the large-scale amusement park that has been newly built in recent months. After 20 years in Huaguo, the game facilities in the playground are quite different from the past and are increasing. It is fun while ensuring safety, especially suitable for parents and children to come and have fun.

Everyone is wearing casual and low-key clothes, and there are many tourists during the holidays, except for Major General Gu, oh no, over the past ten years, he has been successfully promoted to general by virtue of his outstanding military achievements, and he is an honorary professor of the Huaguo Central Army School. And like Bill Gates, Xie Zhang, who has almost become an idol of contemporary people, needs to wear a pair of sunglasses. Others don't have to do too much deliberate camouflage. Fortunately, the sun is shining outdoors today, and sunglasses are everywhere for men and women.

The boys are led by their fathers, the men are handsome with their own characteristics, and the children are different in cuteness. However, there are no female characters among this group of people, and the eyes of passers-by who frequently look back are also full of emotion. A little amazed, curious and clear.

Since the test-tube baby program for males and males initiated by Dr. Zhao in conjunction with more than 200 top biologists and medical scientists from Huaguo, M and other countries has achieved epoch-making success. In recent years, Huaguo, as a country with this top-notch technology, A large number of gay couples at home and abroad came to China to cultivate their descendants. Among them, the vanguard has already tasted the sweetness. Nowadays, "three male families" can be seen on the streets of Huaguo from time to time. Although the people are surprised, they will not reject them. On the contrary Most people thus accepted the legalization of male-female marriage, and Hua Guo also revised the laws related to this aspect in response to this situation. Some people even asked Zhao Jiayan frequently when he would start to develop a method that would allow lilies to breed offspring.

Now let's turn the camera back to these guys.Compared with those few who make the family fight all day long, children like Jin Tian are the most worry-free, at least Jia Yan thinks so.

"Daddy, what is the centrifugal force of the meteor hammer, if you include the weight of the tourists?"

Dr. Zhao is kind-hearted: "If the acceleration of gravity is taken to four decimal places, and the offset angle is between 75 and [-], then use the integral formula to calculate it, which is..."

Xiao Jintian: "If this is the case, then its safety factor is not bad, but if it is designed by me, I would rather reduce the offset angle and increase the length of the rod."

Jiayan: "That's right, Xiaojin can go and write an anonymous letter to the playground."

"..." The others silently distanced themselves from the two of them. The feeling of being trampled on IQ was really abusive. Only a person like his father could be able to handle such a child without pressure.

"Daddy, the wooden horse!" Little Peanut, oh no, Gu Hua excitedly pointed at the carousel in front of him: "I want to play!"

Gu Shaofeng looked at the colorful pony that was no more than one meter long in front of him, and his face froze. When he saw a few mothers with fluttering skirts holding their children on the wooden horse and floating by, his face began to contort: ​​" Xiaohua, go play something else with your father."

The little boy said happily: "Okay!"

The admiral breathed a sigh of relief.

Gu Hua went on to say: "Come here, Daddy, let's play the Trojan horse first, don't worry, we will go to other things after we have finished playing the Trojan horse."

Gu Shaofeng: "..."

"What's wrong?" Han Yi asked at the side seeing Gu Shaofeng's ugly face.

Gu did not answer him, but just looked in one direction.The underworld leader followed his line of sight, saw the insanely small Trojan horse, and smiled unkindly as he imagined that the general would curl up and sit on it.

"Shut your face!" Gu Shaofeng became angry from embarrassment!

"Cough," Han Yi coughed lightly, and said kindly, "You can let Little Peanut do it by himself."

Gu Shaofeng looked down at his own brat, and became even more depressed: "Don't say you don't know that he is a loser, and he is also full of destructive power! How many times have the lessons of blood been placed in front of me, just let go of his hand, blink of an eye People can disappear, and then cause trouble in a corner of the world - I really want to put a dog leash around his neck! I don't know who he looks like!"

"I'm so grown up, I still can't do without Uncle Gu." At this moment, a childish voice with a serious tone came.

The two adults looked down, Han Ling frowned and said seriously, "Leave me alone!"

The three-year-old Ling Baozi took the money from his father, walked up to the operator with steady steps like a little adult and handed over the ticket, then climbed onto the wooden horse with short hands and short feet, and fastened the safety net on himself. bring.

The excitement in Han Yi's eyes almost overflowed.

Gu Shaofeng gritted his teeth, still clinging to his own hands and throwing away.

Ye Fei's steamed stuffed bun was snatched away by his sweetheart, who hugged his one-year-old daughter in his arms, and played with her while walking, completely leaving him aside, the police inspector, whose wife and children were separated, scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and circled around Ye Fei. Zhen turned around: "Ye Zhen, are your hands sore, let me hug my daughter."

Uncle Bing was completely puzzled: "I'm not tired, you go and play."

Ye Fei: "..."

He was not reconciled, and stretched his claws to Uncle Bing's waist.

Ye Zhen's waist felt itchy, and when she turned her head, she saw someone being rude to her, and slapped Mr. Superintendent's head with her backhand angrily.

"Tsk." Xie Xiaosheng who was on the side looked at the movements of the crowd, curled his lips in an unclear manner.

The big chaebol Xie bowed his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Sheng said thoughtfully, "Uncle Ye Fei is so stupid."

"Hey, you discovered all of this." Xie Zhang laughed.

Xiao Sheng said: "If the girl is being hugged by Dad, Uncle Ye has the right time and place, but he is so stupid that he knows to follow behind and doesn't know how to seize the opportunity."

"What do children know?" Xie Zhang smirked, pointing at others to stimulate him: "Look how capable Xiao Ling is."

"What's so great about this." Xiao Sheng spread his hands, "Father, money."

"Is there anyone who talks to your dad like that? Everyone calls you daddy softly, but you, daddy, am I so old?" The big chaebol snorted coldly: "And you actually asked me for money! Too Naive! How did I teach you before?"

Xiao Sheng also snorted, and he was carved out of the same mold as his father: "If you don't give it, you won't give it, you watch carefully."

As he said that, he walked up to Gu Shaofeng and raised an innocent smiling face with mixed blood style: "Uncle Gu, Xiao Sheng is willing to play with Brother Peanut, and Xiao Sheng can help uncle take good care of Brother Peanut!"

Gu Shaofeng's face turned bright, and he patted Xiao Xie Sheng's head lovingly: "Xiao Sheng is such a good boy, let me give you money to play."

Xiao Sheng got the money, turned around and made a face at his father.

Xie Zhang raised his eyebrows pretending to be disdainful, but the smile on the corner of his mouth could not be stopped no matter what.

At the end of the game, Uncle Bing watched the children come back and said to everyone: "I'll go and pee on Rushi."

Hearing this, Xie Xiaocheng blinked, then threw himself into his father's arms with a smile, raised his bright little face: "Daddy, I want to pee!"

"Can riding a horse make you pee?" Xie Zhang stood up muttering, and secretly gave his son an appreciative look.

At this time, Ye Fei put down the juice in his hand and stood up, and the superintendent took his daughter from Uncle Bing: "Let me do it."

Uncle Bing asked suspiciously, "Would you?"

Ye Fei asked back: "Will you?"

Uncle Bing: "..."

In fact, neither of these two big men know how to do this. Usually, the nanny hired by the family does this. Now because they go out to play, it is impossible to bring a servant with them.

"...Then let's go, Classmate Ye." Xie Zhang rubbed his nose, turned and walked ahead.

Two adults and two children ran to find the restroom. Due to holidays, the playground was extremely hot, and there was a queue for the restroom. Fortunately, the men solved the problem very quickly, and they were in line in a short time. The men's toilet in the public restroom is relatively High, Xie Zhang has to hug Xiaosheng to make his son's Xiaosheng reach a high enough height. For this reason, he laughed at Xiaosheng without hesitation, and Xiaosheng urinated on his father's pants not to be outdone .

After the pair finished their work, they stood outside the toilet and waited for the remaining two.

Ye Fei walked into the cubicle with his daughter in his arms and closed the door, recalling what the nurse at home did, pulled down the baby's pants and pointed it at the urinal, but said something that did not fit the image of the current dad: "As a ninja, breath Instability is a big taboo, if I hadn't repeatedly suppressed you, your murderous aura would not be concealed—why, do you want to kill Xie Zhang so much?"

A pure Japanese and Kyushu accent sounded outside the door, with a slight ambiguity in the seriousness: "Yes. This man destroyed my family..."

"I won't allow it."

"Why?" Even though the ninja's voice was flat, one could hear the deep incomprehension in it: "You yourself have repeatedly killed him."

"Thinking is one thing, doing is one thing."

"But master, you are not someone who thinks and does not do."

Ye Fei remained silent, and only patted his little daughter's pink butt lightly: "If you are so good, pee."

"Master!" The ninja called out to him with a slightly accentuated voice: "What kind of person are you, how could you be willing to share a man with others..."

"Enough!" Ye Fei interrupted him with a frown and a low voice: "Under the moon, empty valley, mind and body, you Zhang Gu's self-cultivation is just the adopted son of Zhang Gu's family, who was raised as a killing machine since childhood, where did you come from?" Family feud!... Go back to Europe and continue to be your Falso. If you still want to touch Xie Zhang, Moira can remove you immediately. Then you can do whatever you want, and don’t hurt him here. I."

"...The subordinates dare not."

At this time, the little girl in Ye Fei's hand had also run out of stock, and Mr. Superintendent put on her trousers slowly. When he opened the door of the compartment, there was no one there. He shook his head. , with a rare hint of melancholy on his face.

"...Who doesn't want to be monopolized, but those are all Ye Zhen's treasures. If they are killed, let alone sharing, I have nothing..."

After Ye Feixie Zhang went back to meet Uncle Bing and the others, the group marched towards the next target with a playground map in their hands. It was rare for the children to be accompanied by their busy fathers who sacrificed their lives. Everyone played with open arms. It wasn't until nightfall that he went back home contentedly.

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Two years later, on an ordinary morning, when the children woke up and called Xiao Bailian's name, the big dog with its fur covering its eyes did not appear in everyone's sight as usual.The puzzled children searched the house, and soon found it under the shade of the tree where the big dog usually rests.

At that time, it was already an old dog over 15 years old, and it belonged to centenarians among dogs. It could no longer stand up, and immature children surrounded the system, looked at it ignorantly, and stretched out their hands Pet the large dog's coat as usual.

The system hesitated for a moment, stretched out its tongue and licked the small hands in front of it, finally closed its eyes slowly, and did not move anymore.

"Beep—the energy of the collector is exhausted, and it will return automatically. Pay attention to receiving, pay attention to receiving." On a spaceship in the vast starry sky, an instrument suddenly flashed a warning light, and one hand, oh no, maybe this is called More appropriately, a tentacle reached out to the source of the sound and pressed a yellow button.

About half an hour later, a carbon-based chip was flickering dimly, suspended in mid-air, and two data lines were connected to it, constantly transmitting information. Beside it, there were several rows of similar chips. The chip is also connected with the data line.

"Theoretically speaking, the collection ability of the White Lotus Cultivation System is definitely in the excellent category. Compared with other systems, the high-grade spiritual power collected will be much more." A thin voice sounded in the room, saying something A language completely unfamiliar to Earthlings.

"That's right, accept our review now." Another voice sounded: "Psychic Power Extraction."

"Psychic power is being extracted... the extraction is complete, the extraction amount: 0."

"……This is?"

"Psychic power extraction... The extraction is completed, the extraction amount: 0. Tried again, it's still the same, it's so strange!"

"What the hell is going on? What happened to Earth?"

"Useful information cannot be obtained at all! More than half of the system has been damaged, and the data cannot be repaired!"

"Damn it! Without so much mental power, our No. 1 man-made development will be delayed again..."

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