[Rebirth] You won't die if you don't do it

Then slowly closed his eyes.

Busy from last night to today, he almost forgot about yesterday's forum.

That seven-character copycat id who killed thousands of knives justly took away the vest of his post that was suppressed by the host who sold his cute self-deception yy...

Yi Chen squinted again, looking at the upper right corner of the screen.

Seven bright characters blatantly appeared in the place of the forum id.

Yi Chen glanced at the direction of the kitchen where the sound of spatulas was accompanied by the high-pitched solo of goddess-style nursery rhymes, then he calmly stepped back the swivel chair a foot, raised his legs, and opened the posting records of the counterfeit account.

[Help] Luo Yingdi said that he would fight me in the field tonight, everyone said it is better to be in the grass or the small forest (⊙o⊙)

[Tree Hole] Why is my persistence never better than the actor's? Is it true that I can only be treated for a lifetime? T^T

[Tangled] The actor is really too abstinent, how can I convince him to have sex with me every day o>_

……

Yi Chen: "..."

Yi Chen calmly pressed his faintly throbbing temples, and opened the latest post on the Shanzhai account.Posting time is still this morning.

【Vote】Which male celebrity do you think is the most popular among the following five celebrities?

Click on the post, and there are photos of five celebrities listed in it. His photo is placed brightly on the first one, which is a screenshot of his cameo appearance in An Wenle's new song mv a while ago.In the photo, he was lying on the ground weakly and bonelessly with his clothes open, his eyes were lightly closed, his chest was soaked by a large amount of water, and there was a bright red rose lying on his chest.

The number of votes under the photo is as high as 80.00%.

Yi Chen's hand holding the mouse tightened, and the swivel chair involuntarily moved back to the computer desk, looking at the comments below.

1L[You are a chrysanthemum and I am a melon]

See you again, Brother Big Thigh~I want the chrysanthemum of Brother Big Thigh~

2L

Look at the photo and decide to be the first one, that little subject, tsk tsk

3L[Attack on passers-by]

ALL Yi Dang passing by... Friends, please join the group 3029*989(*^__^*) There is Xiaochen Ban□ piece in it

4L[ladyhaha]

Is Big Thigh Brother here to find a love rival?Or find someone to have a 3P with Luo Yingdi?

5L [Brother Truth]

The thigh brother is actually the one in the photo →_→

6L[Royal Sister Loves Lolita]

... I suddenly understood what I saw when I saw the above reply

"..."

I understand your sister!

Yi Chen's hand holding the mouse was so calm that it twisted, his face almost stuck to the screen, and he quickly typed a few words on the keyboard:

18L [Hold a thigh to pull up]

The landlord is a copycat! !Friends, keep your eyes open and see clearly! !Lao Tzu is the real big brother! ! !

And the landlord is Yi Hei! !Please go home, wash and sleep! ! !

Master Yi's ten thousand years of attacking can't be explained! ! !

After typing, Yi Chen coolly clicked to post a reply, and Yi Chen let out a sigh of relief, threw the mouse away, and leaned back on the chair.

After leaning on it for a while, he picked up the mouse again, and began to reply vigorously.

Playing with Lao Tzu, be careful to compare IP source code on Lao Tzu later.

After swiping twice, Yi Chen's hands suddenly froze.

19L[Attack on passers-by]

ALL Yi Dang passed by again... Friends, please join the group 3029*989(*^__^*) There is Xiaochen Ban□ piece in it

20L [Brother Truth]

Ciao, just brushed the post again, and saw the reversal of the gods

21L

(⊙_⊙)?What is the situation

22L [little partner]

Master, I even wiped my contact lenses, and I didn’t see any difference between the two IDs (⊙o⊙)

23L [Forgetting to bring mouth when going out for sex]

Leg brother, have you brought your IQ today?

23L[Technology Emperor]

The master asked me to teach you, even if you don’t change your IP, remember to change your ID, go home and sleep

24L [Yichen Lifetime Black]

Hehe, Lz is here to fire Yichen, right?

25L[Royal Sister Loves Lolita]

...Seeing the reply above, I suddenly understood what

Yi Chen's expression gradually distorted.

The scroll bar scrolled back mechanically, and suddenly found that not only did he forget to log out, but he also forgot that he was at Yan Yi's house, using Yan Yi's computer to log in to Yan Yi's account.

The quarrel below gradually became fierce, and turned into a mutual attack between Yi Fan and Yi Hei and guessing about the relationship between Big Thigh Brother and Yi Chen himself.A large number of Yi Hei poured in, revealing to the point that Brother Big Thigh is Yi Chen himself, and that he is copying himself to satisfy his perverted psychological cravings.

After 10 minutes, the people in the post have clearly divided into two factions, "Yi Chen's abnormal theory" and "Yi Chen's hype theory", and the two sides are arguing fiercely.Occasionally, a few Yi fans came out to try to clear Yi Chen's innocence, but they were soon drowned out by Yi Hei's voice.

Yi Chen sat in front of the computer, silently wiped his face, and finally decided to ask the administrator to apply for deletion.

Just halfway through the station, I suddenly heard the sound of the door opening behind me.

Yi Chen quickly closed the webpage.

Yan Yi walked in with two plates of chicken tenderloin and rice, and saw Yi Chen staring at the computer desktop very seriously.

"Ah!" Yan Yi was surprised, "I didn't expect you to like heavy-flavored desktops so much. You said give me the USB flash drive, and I'll send you a few more. I have a lot of them here."

Yi Chen: "..."

Yan Yi put the plate in front of the computer desk, glanced at the 18R desktop, then glanced at Yi Chen, touched his head understandingly and comfortingly: "Brother Luo is not here for a day, you just..." There was a meaningful pause Dun, "It's really hard work for you."

Yi Chen felt that he was about to suffocate internal injuries.

"Eat first if you are not satisfied with your desires." Yan Yi slapped her chopsticks on the plate generously, "I will show you my exclusive private collection later, 30 G, even if Brother Luo goes out for a month, you don't need a G per day So depressed."

"I'm really not..." Yi Chen said weakly.

"Of course Brother Luo may not be able to go for that long, so you don't have to worry too much." Yan Yi put a piece of chicken fillet into her mouth, bit her chopsticks for a while, and thought, "But I remember that in the novel, Xiao Gong was not at home, and Xiao Shou followed Xiao Gong's phone play is also very interesting... Do you want to try it with Luo Ge? A person as boring as Luo Ge may like this kind of gameplay."

"..." Yi Chen imagined the scene described by Yan Yi, and Luo Juntian coaxed him in a low voice on the phone, asking him to OOXX and then XXOO... The image in his mind suddenly shattered.

Yan Yi was still kindly making suggestions, while Yi Chen was always thinking about the forum.

I don't know what kind of noise is going on in the post, he almost suspects that the headline of the gossip newspaper tomorrow morning will be "Xinxing Yichen Jingfen Shanzhai ID Forum Self-Frying!"Netizens Expose Perverted Fantasia"...

Self-inflicted crimes do not survive.

Seeing the chicken tenderloin and rice in his mouth with a calm expression in front of him, while talking about the culprit Yan goddess who was chased by a danmei author who got tricked again, the veins on Yi Chen's forehead twitched a few times.

When Yan Yi finally finished talking about how she used private detectives to find out the author's home address, and sent seven threatening letters that she would be punished if she didn't fill in the hole, it turned out that the author came to update the glorious achievement history on the eighth day, Satisfied, he put down his chopsticks and ran to the kitchen to squeeze the juice. Then Yi Chen quietly put down the plate in his hand and opened the forum again.

The voting post has been pushed to more than ten pages, and many passers-by who don't know the truth come in to watch.The atmosphere is getting hotter and hotter, and Yi Chen's sense of crisis on the front page is getting stronger and stronger, and he immediately short-cuts the forum administrator, saying that he has no intention of posting a post that triggers a celebrity pinch, and please delete it quickly.

Not long after, there was a reminder on the upper right corner that there was a reply, and Yi Chen opened it excitedly.

Admin 03

(*^__^*) Well pinched, I have been upset with Yi Chen for a long time, for daring to tear down my Luo Yan CP, I deserve to be pinched.

"..."

Yi Chen complained to the moderator in despair.

Half a minute later, I received a reply from the moderator:

I'm sorry, this forum does not accept all disputes and deletions caused by the author of the post's fine points. Please be responsible for your own fine points.

Yi Chen knelt down.

In desperation, Yi Chen had no choice but to support himself.Take out a USB flash drive from the trouser pocket and insert|insert it into the USB port, and start manually deleting posts.

Concentrating on operating on the computer, Yi Chen's fingers flew like flying.

A minute passed, and something cold touched his face.

"Do you want to drink watermelon juice?"

Yi Chen took it and took a breath, then continued to operate.

The long hair hangs down from the side of the face, and the voice of another person is next to the ear: "What are you doing?"

"Deleted this post." Yi Chen replied without turning his head.

"Is it easy to delete my post?"

"Shun..." Yi Chen turned his head very slowly, the word "hand" froze in his throat.

Yan Yi smiled and patted his head: "It's okay to delete it slowly, I'm very generous. Anyway, this is the ID of a poster who posted in my cottage."

"..."

Yan Yi looked at Yi Chen's face, and at the reply that Yi Chen had just sent on the screen. After a long while, she said slowly:

"You can't be the real landlord of that post, are you?"

"..."

"... Could it be true?" Yan Yi was shocked, "You have been flirting with Mr. Luo for more than half a year?!"

"..."

night.

Yi Chen was lying alone on the bed in the guest room, covering his forehead with his hand, recalling the mess of the day, flipping through his phone in great depression.

His incomparably brilliant reputation was destroyed in one night.I can only silently pray that tonight's forum event will not be discovered by the media.

It seems that the size of the thigh will never be used again in the future.

Sincerely flipping through the phone absently, a text message popped up suddenly.

Yi Chen was startled, and couldn't wait to open it.

来自1-212-309-45*52013/11/20

new number.Luo Juntian.

Yi Chen was stunned for a moment, the depression of the day was swept away in an instant, picked up the phone, turned over and sat up, and played back according to the number.

The call across the Pacific Ocean sounded for more than ten seconds before being picked up by the other end.

"Hey."

A deep and gentle voice came from the receiver, like an electric current passing through Yi Chen's body.

"Hello, brother." Yi Chen straightened his body involuntarily, and listened carefully to the voice from the other side of the receiver.

Luo Juntian seemed to be in the empty corridor, his voice still had a faint echo, and there were occasional sounds of hurried footsteps around.

"Not asleep yet?" the voice over there said lightly.

"Not yet." Yi Chen moved the bed back a little excitedly, leaning against the wall of the bed, "Guess whose house I am at now."

There seemed to be a faint smile on the other side: "Yan Yi sent an email to tell me."

"Oh." Failure to arouse Luo Juntian's curiosity, Yi Chen felt a little frustrated, "Have you eaten yet?"

"No, I just arrived not long ago." Luo Juntian said, "Go to bed early."

"Yeah." Yi Chen responded, unconsciously scratching the sheets with his hand, and suddenly said, "By the way, I'm going to New York to shoot locations in two weeks. I wonder if you can stay until then?"

He paused for a moment, then said, "It depends on the situation."

The quiet conversation on the phone at night seems to be more warm than usual.Yi Chen suddenly remembered Yan Yi's phone Play, and couldn't help feeling a little antsy, just about to say something, when Luo Juntian said: "It's getting late, go to bed early, I'm hanging up."

After speaking, the receiver returned to emptiness.

Yi Chen: "..."-

As Yi Chen's leg injury gradually recovered, the filming process of the crew became faster and faster, and within two weeks, the exterior part was filmed.

The crew booked the first class and business class and flew to the United States.

A few days ago, Yi Chen started to secretly hint to Luo Juntian that he was going to New York today. Luo Juntian seemed to be very busy, and his reaction was neither salty nor weak.Yi Chen glanced at Wen Huai in the front row, put on a blindfold and nestled in the spacious seat, instantly discounting the excitement of the first location shoot by 60.00%.

Si Nian next to him poked him: "Lunch is here, do you want chicken rice or beef rice? Do you want fruit juice?"

"No."

"..." Shi Nian said, "Then I'll eat your share."

"Eat." Yi Chen spit out a single word.

After eating a few pieces of beef at that time, he came to poke Yi Chen again: "Are you not feeling well? Do you want air-sickness medicine?"

This girl was carved out of the same mold as An Wenle.Yi Chen had no desire to care about people at all, leaned his head on the other side of the back of the chair, and continued to sleep.

Before boarding the plane, he sent N text messages to Luo Juntian but didn't respond, and he didn't answer the phone calls. He really didn't know what to do at night.

Could it be that a person is lonely in the United States and goes to a nightclub to find a lady?

The more Yi Chen thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, and the more he thought about it, the more irritable he became. It seemed that this time he really had to be alone with the filming crew.

The jet lag was reversed, day and night staggered, and the plane finally landed in the United States.

Listlessly, Yi Chen let go of the hand covering his ears in the pressure difference, and got off the plane with the crew.A pile of heavy boxes were unloaded at the place where the luggage was claimed, and Shi Nian stuffed one in. Xiao Cao asked for leave at this time, and Yi Chen resignedly hung all the luggage on himself.

Carrying a pile of deadly luggage and following the crew at the end, when he walked to the gate of the airport, Yi Chen stopped to take a breath, wiped the sweat from his hair, and the weight on his shoulders suddenly lightened.

Yi Chen turned his head in surprise, and a slender hand took the suitcase in his hand.